Don’t Be Fooled: How We Got Married Over Drinks, Drums, and Foo Fighters

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We tricked him into getting doing a podcast

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You're

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Hey everything's still okay. Yeah, I'm here my bet way better half's here

just happened is my fault, so it's okay. I know, people. How are y'all doing? Yeah, we just had a moment.

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and I donated one to the glass gods of the desk.

He's always with blessed shot glass, not mine.

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Big show for you tonight.

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Big

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pre-MTV or post them.

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Okay. We're talking now.

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Canadian Extra Point Kicking.

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We don't want to know what shot she took on you.

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Home is not where your mom's left.

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All right, friends on the other end of this radio, we're we're clinking some glasses. This is clean tonight. Tonight we're celebrating man. And we got big things happening. I'm I'm going to step on West for a second and tell you right now that as we do this shot right now, there's a reason we're doing some. There's a reason that this cruise together. I haven't been on the radio on a mic in a while, but if you know me, some of you might know me as an officiant.

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on a bad radio show in

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I watch other internet radio shows and listen to them and I'm like, wow, that's what good radio podcasts sound like.

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when they still sound

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Been around

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talking about that guy. All right, ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you right now. We are sponsored by Budweiser cans.

clink

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And I got to tell you right now, man, we're sitting here. There's a lot of things going on, but it's a big night. We're going to talk about a lot of things. We're going to talk about music. We're going to talk about life. We haven't been together in a while and there's a lot of stuff going on. So we're going to send some love to some of the team today. Even I know that we're talking riddles right now for some of y'all, but it's a big day. It's a big day.

Only a few hours of it

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That's all I'm asking. Blood Earth.

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Friday before the 28th.

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Got it.

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gonna step on you real quick and tell you right now, everybody's harping on you. It doesn't matter. I want you to know right now, man, I've done more weddings than I care to talk about. I've been a part of a lot of weddings. I'm a photographer, I'm a caterer, I'm a bartender, I'm an officiant. Which is what, which is actually what we're gonna talk about tonight, but I want you guys to know right now, weddings should be yours. And it's one of the things I tell everybody every time somebody asks me to be a part of the wedding, I preach to everybody. This is.

your wedding. Stop doing it for other people. Stop putting other people's things more important than what your life demands or wants. Be it yours.

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So tonight we're going to do a Casalano wedding.

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I just grabbed her.

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other half. Patricia D is on on kind of the mic with me tonight. If the audience. Now you guys be the lead mics.

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Those are not eyeballs.

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looking at you.

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other head.

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Whoa,

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I wish I could remember all those

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Yo, if you guys haven't seen the women's day letter Kenny special first of all It's the first special they've ever done and I'm gonna tell you right now. It is the funniest episode I've ever seen So real you guys need to watch it watch it with your other half make listen I'm not this isn't a thing but like make your other half watch it with you

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Yeah, we fucked in our street.

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That was great.

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That's good to know. now pronounce you sock free. I'm just practicing.

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That is a shot at Charleston restaurant. I can have all you can eat sushi for cheaper than it is to marry my other half.

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ache afterwards though.

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Nothing can be done with it.

We're the stone tonight too.

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Not for real, it's a big night here on the show.

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This is not a joke. This is not an April Fool's joke. They are really getting married in front of me tonight.

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Check out better

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concert tonight.

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And then we're like, you want to hang out on Friday? I'm not just here by accident. I am here. You're my fucking name.

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This- Years ago I said I would officiate his wedding.

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Is it binding? This bottle of rum is mine. Vick, are you ready to do this? You want to make it real? You know, I mean, you've been sleeping in the same bedroom with him for years.

Yeah. I mean, now's your chance to find a new bedroom. You're down? That's true. I love that her answer is this bedroom is well decorated.

this or not, we record in the Casalano bedroom. And I want you to know right now, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame has got some notes to take because this bedroom is... There's gold records on the More memorabilia.

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Let's get into some music.

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What do you got? Play it. What do you got?

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you

This is ever love me no one else has ever tried I never understood how much I could take Then I saw the worst was over when I laid my eyes on you It was all that I could do to know my place Out of all the mass delusions out of all the dreams come true

You

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no, I'm well aware of your connection.

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If you don't know Wes and I, these guys are some of our favorite artists, man. They don't get better. They're probably some of the nicest guys in the world on top of it. Let alone they're some of the sickest fucking musicians in the world.

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We're talking about some of our favorite music here. Can we wrap it around to the sad day? Can we talk about it tonight?

Rockins.

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Moment of silence, moment of silence. Everybody take a break.

Deep breath.

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with us.

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He's with us every day.

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I know. Studio to studios communication was beautiful back then.

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It was, uh, was just, it was people doing music and it was beautiful because of it. The same people, you were multi-generational and, and you guys loved the music that you're repping and that was the beauty of the station.

Too bad it's not that anymore.

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No, you're not wrong. we, we, we as rock fans, as actual rock musician fans, we lost one this week, man. And not a, not a, not a joke. Like we lost a good one.

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favorite drummer's favorite drummer died. I have goosebumps right now. That's not going to be fucked up.

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Foo is one of my favorite musicians. Favorite rock bands put together.

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and roll musicians doing, everything we love about music, man. They didn't hesitate about what they Taylor was a fucking piece of it from the beginning and he was truly a piece.

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We probably all know Taylor Hawkins and what he brought in the last 20 years to music, man, as a member of Foo Fighters. But one of the things that I learned post his passing was that that was Alanis Morissette's drummer on the little pill tour. 96, I didn't know that. And that was kind of the break that put him up. That Dave saw him and was like, yo, this is my guitar player.

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Every musician audience knows what we're saying.

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You can play live and hide a lot of shit. can't be a studio musician.

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He gave him everything.

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Yeah. Wrong.

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Listen, I don't think you and I are the guys to deep delve into their relationship. They were best friends and they were brothers and they were you and me of a band that became probably one of the biggest rock bands of our generation. I don't think that's arguable. think that's a fact. Hate them if you want. I don't give a shit. I'm positive the West doesn't give a shit.

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And that we're talking about is one of the best rock bands, rock and roll bands of our time. I don't have to like them, but they made music that I guarantee your girlfriend's bobbing her head to.

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Unfortunately they lost the...

this week to whatever causes. Yeah, I don't care. I hate that we talk about it.

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Yeah, my my my brothers in rock and roll have lost their their friend and I think that sucks And I think that would matter to all of us no matter what that relationship was and I hate that we take it for granted and want to know why and how and Show me pictures because I think that's foul of shit Your life no, I mean not in Taylor's case, but I mean we could talk about Bob Saget if we want to go that way Yeah, we have we know how it goes and I think it's up

It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter how they died. They died and they're not here with us now. I all of us could argue that the world of art can be a very turmoil world. know that's not proper English, but I don't really give a fuck. But I know a very turbulent world. don't think it's fair to judge people by their moment of tapping out. I think if you choose to tap out, it's on your own course.

We, yeah, I'm not sitting here pro suicide. I don't mean that at all, but it's, I think at the end of the day, you know, everybody's got their, their vices or things and you got to live your life for your own course. That's what I'm trying to say.

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seen him more excited friends.

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I'll show you pictures of us meeting them for a meet and greet. And you just imagine after seeing those pictures, what he was like after introducing them on a live stage.

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meet and greet we're already had to fucking rescue

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Hey, since we're talking about bands, you know, and legacies, we talk about Phil Collins and Genesis? Phil Collins performed his last song.

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Not in the book.

He showed up for the last show. How awesome is that though?

How suck is that? We saw our last Phil Collins show y'all. Does that mean anything y'all?

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I do want to see Mike Tyson freak the fuck

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20 years later, of a song ever.

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enough respect for what you brought to the table man. Definitely not enough respect. no, no, no, no, this was no fluke.

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Tom was one of the greatest musicians of our lifetime. We're close enough for the same age I'm allowed to say that.

And no matter what band that he decided to work with, everything he brought to the table was gold. mean, he's really one of the best musicians of our life.

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Like I said, man, anybody else wants to step up to that table? There's not a lot of drummer singers in the world. It's not the easiest position.

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I say, why Tom and Neil singing this? cause events and it's not good.

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good. I saw him three retirement tourers ago.

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Mickey 6 and McMars are the best people in the band.

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the book.

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I

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What do you really feel about that?

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rums anything

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drummers out there and did you guys all just snicker?

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Killer.

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No.

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Yeah, memorization.

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signs and papers in a minute. That's where I really like. You guys hear Vic's second in the background? If you guys, if you guys need me to pin the microphone over top of what West has said, I can make them sound good. Can we go now? Let's talk about it, man. Are we, are we doing some signatures? We got fans.

This is gonna be the craziest situation ever. I think we should pour a shot first of all. We already did. That was before. I think we should have a shot while we do what we're about to do. Which shot do we want to do?

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My name is officiant Nikolai Heater and we're going to marry.

A future Mr. Cousin. Big Sac is co-host for the last number of times on the...

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Keps up.

Yeah

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Because you guys fans out there, my dude Bruce Willis, he can't talk to people, man. He 22 movies in the last two years so that he had a backlog and they kind of kept it under secrets.

I'm here. I'm here for a lot of reasons tonight. name is Nikolai Yider. I am an officiant certified by the Universal Church of Life to marry people here in the County of Charleston.

I want you guys to know that not only am I here for the show tonight because Wes and I have recorded numerous times over the last couple of years, but I'm here on an official capacity to marry my friends tonight guys. We're going to do it via the show because I think it deserves to be done this way. Hi. just, yeah, they just put me on. That's great. No, I'm good.

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I'm good.

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Ladies and gentlemen, they have a wedding license, fully legal and paid for.

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So what we're going to do is Wesley is going to sign it first. We're doing those later after you sign. man.

I'm down. and gentlemen, this is a rock and roll wedding. Yeah. So I don't know if you know this or not, but rock and roll. We do shots. I'm not scared. They're not scared. I'm not under the jurisdiction of any.

Thanks.

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Wesley.

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You have not backed down since that time that I asked you to that one thing.

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Vic, why don't you

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All right, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to put some music in the background while we do this, but I'm going to talk to you while we do it. So you are the first one on the Charleston County wedding license marriage certificate.

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you

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To your eyes, I throw myself into the group. Out of the red, out of the hatchet sand.

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you

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It's box

Wesley Castellano? Victoria Nelson? Yes. I pronounce you man in life. You may kiss your bride.

Yay!

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Ladies and gentlemen, there's no music because they're making sweet music on You probably should never see this on camera. They love each other.

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When you're married.

you. She's trying to better pictures. Should we leave the room while you guys do things? Nerf War. I have the first official Mr. Yeah, act like you're married or something. Yeah. Yeah. Touch a boob. Touch a boob. It's okay.

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I don't want to marriage, he's not a virgin. I've done things with him.

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All boats are together at one point.

I have a debit that says $40 was spent legally with Wes Casalano. I'm just saying, I think I did it twice with him.

I think I did it twice for him. What's up? And I think, I think he's.

Cheers!

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I promise you that that that. Expended.

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Vic, it's okay. All holes have been stretched. No, this one does not. No, no, I mean his, not your. I trust your version. on the other side, need everybody to their hands. Everybody help me welcome Mr. and Mrs. Castellano to the microphone world.

yeah!

Ladies.

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Friends we're gonna give them about 35 45 seconds. Oh dirty things because I know that's all it'll take They're done. We'll come back in and we'll go back to the 35 45 seconds have

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Her too?

We're gonna count it down. Five, four, three, two, one.

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We're done. We're not recording right now.

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No, I can hide the body where no one finds it.

No, I'm more than you.

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I will hide your body

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One.

Oops, so did you. If that wasn't recorded, I'd be so mad.

You're amazing.

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Ready? can get random applause. We have newlyweds on the show. Can I?

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Can I present the newlyweds that are the Casalano's? Wesleyan Victoria.

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Yeah.

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I thought golf club was like,

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Sean, you have something stuck in your gunk.

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Like this hold on shut up y'all to got pops are like this because she knows

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Too loud. That's too loud. No, you have to do it like this. You have to be like, you need to get quieter. I love that in today's day and age, we're going to argue about what a golf club is. You know what I think?

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Nothing on the green.

Whoa, whoa, that. From the shoulder.

All right, Vic sneak in here come on join us. Let's get on the mic.

You

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We're gonna put the real star on the microphone now ladies and gentlemen, this is the big Vic seek

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Damn, big, big, can pops.

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You bought me this bra?

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That's what I'm talking about.

Ten for you. It was like a whole leg of stuff.

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Ladies and gentlemen, let's keep talking about the show tonight. So we've talked about, we've been, what's going on. We've we've talked about some bands in our, in our current state.

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Dun dun dun. Yeah, no, it's like, mean, it shouldn't be life altering. feel.

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Ready for that answer?

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Life is hard. Marriage is easy. Life is hard. I'm just telling you right now that I got two friends that have decided to say I do to each other. yeah, I do. And it doesn't matter what.

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Big Vic sack on the mic. Yeah, big Vic sack. Are you on the mic? Yes, I am. Sounding so sexy.

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What are friends? you. No, that's Big Vic's act. The other C? Yeah, the Big Vic's act.

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Alright, ladies and gentlemen, the family's on the microphone tonight, so we're gonna keep this talk. We're not gonna keep this. We're not gonna make this go weird.

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Bye.

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Wes is on the mic tonight. few.

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Wes, sometimes you don't have to do math, One time he learned how to do math. Wife's hotness factor. Leave that shit. Sometimes you don't have to tell me, leave that shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On hers. Where was you graduated with? God, she still takes it.

Well, over.

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I only did that this morning.

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Yeah. Can you make my bed?

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He?

No, the other person.

Sometimes he can't believe there's still dreams.

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Welcome to marriage.

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sorry.

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Trash. God, that was very.

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down first date. Let's go. No, don't, don't, don't give me fucking bullshit stories. No, let's go. New Year's Eve. The ball drops. They're not his balls. What drop? All drops. want to put it up. No, Wesley. Wesley, I will talk to you. Wesley, you're on pause. Yeah. Missy, go ahead. Vic, tell me about his ball.

Alrighty, so we were plus ones that we did not know about to a pathetic ass New Year's ball kiss. Pathetic ass? Why? Because it was sad. No, Esther, I'm not talking to you. Because it was a sad kiss from two people that argued two hours prior. Oh, so they weren't kissing you? No, they weren't. But you two were with them. Yeah.

We were each other's plus one didn't know about. And then I looked at him and I'm like, dude, we can do better. And then barstools fell over. It got sloppy. It got messy. Yeah. And then it got so messy that my girlfriend literally dumped us dumped us in front of his brother's apartment and said, you guys are staying here. And then we just had to wing it and then hung out in his mother's car for the rest of the night and made the windows foggy.

yeah. Wesley, I'm ready to talk to you now. And I woke up with more bruises on my legs than I could count.

Wifey Casalano tells me he got dirty the first night. Yeah.

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I didn't even remember his name.

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I had to ask. Wes, don't tell anybody what you just said. Keep that in mind. And it was my first Uber ride too. shit. Because I didn't even have my cell phone.

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We did was a lot of firsts.

It was like flashbacks of being 16 and not knowing exactly.

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That's the one that we got to can't remember vehicle. All right CRV Oh, yeah, it's in the parking lot right now. Yeah His mom goes I have so big attachment because I as given to me and I was like you want to know sentimental attachment Let me talk about the first night. I met your house your son. I was like, oh my god Vic Vic I gotta ask so I mean we're talking years, right? Mm-hmm So what kept you with this poor bastard?

Not co- No, you are not a sneeze. Give me something else besides- It is. I've been here for five years and I'm well aware you're not a sneeze, Wes. So I want to hear the wife's answer. I want to hear the wife's answer on why she's- Ready? I'll mic. Yeah, don't go ahead. He is the perfect pillow and I sleep on him every night on his chest and I cannot go to sleep without him.

That's the best fucking answer ever. Hold on. My girlfriend right now, it wants to step all over this conversation and I'm to talk over her because I don't feel like we're there yet. Hold on a minute. Perfect. You literally just told me he's the perfect pillow. I don't know that I, I mean, I love this guy. And if you don't, hold on. If you don't know me and Wes's relationship audience, this is the guy. Hey, yeah, no, this is my hetero life mate. Kevin, Kevin Smith and Jason Muse set the tone.

But this is my dude, man. And I've loved him ever since. Yeah, I will hug him every day like I fucking love him, like he's my fucking life mate. And I hope everyone understands that. But this woman right here just told me that she understood the minute they cuddle. What life was going to be going forward. Well, shut the fuck up. I'm trying to make you the greatest human ever right now. And I'm not done.

Vixie, need you to explain to me what I fell asleep on his chest was like, and I don't mean intimate. I just want to know, like, what made you feel so comfortable to feel that okay to just tap out and be like, no, this is my dude. You know, like every night just falling asleep and being just dirt tired from work, from the bullshit, like the fact that he will let me drool on his chest even.

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and not even flinch, we don't even realize when we actually like separate and we usually still wake up still right next to each other. But yeah, there's not a single night that I can't use him as my pillow. Vic, I think you just described to us what we all want in the world. I'm not kidding. I I promise I fell asleep last night drooling on my partner and she's in the room right now. I she smiled because I said that, but no, that's real.

There's no other, there's no other greater feeling than that when you can fall asleep so comfortable that it's okay to drool on your partner, right? I mean, you don't want to talk about Vic. Like that's, that's so just amazingly natural. Wes, I got to ask what, when did you know what, what, what set you in the motion that everything was good for you?

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Fire away, man. It's okay. Give me that.

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I know it's

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Actually three and a half months. Hell yeah.

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When Wes says, I'm going to step in. When Wes says he moved in. Yeah, we're not talking like, yo, this kid moved like a block. Or he just like crashed on the bed a couple of nights now. Moved his shit in. Go ahead, Vic. Go ahead. Tell him. He literally packed up his stuff and brought it over. This is like the greatest form of transition that I've ever met a brother. And he was working. We met a woman that was willing to take him on.

as who he was as Wes. And I'm not trying to tell a story. I'm gonna back out of this. I want them to tell the story because it's that beautiful.

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founded

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Because you were pairing.

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for fucking 20 years and everything he's telling you right now is like the realest thing I've ever heard. That's no shit.

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as

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Isn't that amazing how you can connect to somebody long distance like that, but it's so important to who you are that you can maintain that relationship. And it doesn't really like, cause that proximity of, of like where you are, isn't as important as the value of that relationship.

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You knew, didn't you?

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I'm doing everything I can to not poop

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That's your

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Isn't that amazing when you actually have someone in your life that you've put so much value on that you don't have to spend every waking moment doing those things, but you want them to be there for those things. Beautiful.

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video where you are man when you can actually appreciate the person

Amen, brother.

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thing in 10 years I've ever heard you say.

Yeah, but I'm here.

thing I've ever heard my brother say. Ten years on a mic, I don't know that you've ever been that honest.

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No, but I don't want you

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Vic, your voice is kind of sweet. I know.

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I just said wife

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Wife, wife, wife, wife.

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You kind of have papers.

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Those are your beautiful titties down there.

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Wu-Tang to fuck with Wu-Tang Clan ain't fuck

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Fuck with it, babe, fuck the fuck the

Speaker 4 (01:09:56.97)
I'm

I'm waiting for niggas to trip cuz bitch I love to scrap mama raised me as a thug nigga with love niggas I'm a millionaire started as a drug dealer I went from rocks to z's writing raps to movies I went from trust to me tricks now they all wanna sue me so fuck em all they say saying you're lame boy lame boy go where we want to go they think this thing is a highway highway but will they be like tomorrow

you

Put your hands around his neck and demand your respect. We screaming. We outlawed star. run the whole yard praying. They think this thing is a highway. It was our way. We'd have a tempo change every other time change. Because our minds change. And what we think is good, I wasn't raising a hand. But I know a thing or two about pain and darkness. If it wasn't for this music, I don't know how I would have

Regardless, all these songs I'm hearing are so hotless Don't trust a perfect person and don't trust a song that's flawless, honest There's a few songs on this record that feel common I'm in constant confrontation with what I want and what is popping In the industry it seems to me that singles on the radio are currency My creativity's on the feed when I'm playing tru' They say stay in your lane boy, lane boy When we go where we want to, they think this thing is a highway

Speaker 2 (01:12:35.682)
He's been practicing with that ring finger for a while. I don't want to know what he's been doing, but it's alright.

Tell me

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Keep it

Speaker 2 (01:13:07.17)
craftsman.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12.61)
Five finger death pun.

Yeah, sometimes I cry.

Usually.

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and the whiskey barrel.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51.928)
for year on.

W.

Speaker 2 (01:14:10.538)
I can't give back.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19.566)
It is to be custom and yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:30.158)
to get fucking this kind of recognition. I want you guys to know now. It's not going to happen. No, no, we we have known Tyler since like 1982. He was like this birth baby and he was like way talented. He like came out with a fucking guitar and and our family is kind of well known for supporting Tyler Bruin.

Speaker 2 (01:14:57.526)
A fucking bourbon virtuoso. His dad is a guitar virtuoso.

Oh my God, I have the recording of happy birthday that he saw. We love Tyler. Tyler is well versed. He's family. Family is a, I don't even know that we're giving him credit. Family. Um, yeah, but he knows who we are and he takes good care of us. Um, to think that you're going to get a bottle, uh, of his bourbon and know that it's the same level of what we get. can't say that. So please don't think that we're like hype.

Yeah, I don't think that we're hyping him just to fucking hype him, but yeah, he's an amazing dude. He makes great bourbon.

Yeah, as a local bartender that lives on local bourbon, his shit's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:15:55.16)
You're next this beautiful blonde that's just showing me some some sign and bottle like I Didn't know man, I don't think you're this pretty that you can get a bottle shine like she was

That's your wife?

Fucking mouth from across it, so it's okay ladies and gentlemen

Speaker 2 (01:16:23.246)
Fucking knife and I want West to know I ain't fucking around Yeah, don't talk trash about this beautiful lady next to me because we might fight

Speaker 2 (01:16:38.03)
I'm not knocking anything.

You know, only bitter fucking pain.

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Just

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and keeping us in check.

Speaker 2 (01:17:18.03)
Oh, nice. Thank you guys. Ladies and gentlemen, I just want to give an extra credit point to Wes and his beautiful bride. Thank you guys both for including me and everything that is what this wedding is. I hope our audience appreciates it. if not, oh, yeah, I'm not that guy. I want everybody to appreciate what we're doing.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44.79)
Here's Invisible Touch. Love you guys. Don't forget to sign it off, baby.

Speaker 3 (01:18:11.48)
Who's? It's my old lady.

Speaker 2 (01:18:46.382)
I've been waiting, waiting here so long. I've been thinking nothing, nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:19:12.478)
She has a building ability To take everything she sees And it seems I'm falling, falling for her

Speaker 4 (01:19:56.694)
She's got something you just can't trust Something mysterious And now it seems I'm falling, falling for her She seems the head invisible toucher She reaches in and plans for