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BRAD (00:05.784)
Good, good, good, good.

BRAD (00:21.368)
Sitting around the house Watching the sun drain shadows on the floor Searching for signs of life but there's nobody home

BRAD (00:38.558)
Well maybe I'll call or write you a letter Now maybe we'll see on the 4th of July But I'm not too sure and I'm not too proud Well I'm not too sure and I'm not too proud to say

When you want all this good, all this this good.

BRAD (01:31.087)
I'm home, it's good, who'd ever give you a home? It's good.

BRAD (01:54.88)
Yeah, you were so good Yeah, you were so good

BRAD (02:28.398)
I think about you, your hair could slip in, your eyes on my wall, your teeth are over there, but I'm still not one, and you're not stuck, what do you care?

Biffy about you, and there's no rest Should I still love you, still see you in bed But I plan with myself, what you can, with the other man I fight

BRAD (03:05.608)
All the things you got, all the things you need, we bought you cigarettes. We brought the company to come and see you, honey.

Thanks.

BRAD (03:23.582)
I've been thinking about you, so how can you sleep? These people aren't your friends, they're paid to kiss your feet. They don't know what I know, and why should you care when I'm not there?

BRAD (03:59.31)
I've thinking about you, and there's no rest Shit, I still love you, to see you in bed But I'm playing with myself, why do you care when I'm not there?

All the things you got, you'll never need All the things you got, I'll play that on a Blee2 Blee2

BRAD (04:38.926)
thinking about you.

BRAD (05:05.294)
You really got me now You got me so I don't know what I'm Girl, you really got me now You got me so I can't sleep at night Girl, you really got me now You got me so I don't know where I'm going, yeah yeah, really got me now You got me so I can't sleep at night You really got me, You really got me, You really got me

BRAD (05:38.936)
Please don't ever let me be I only wanna be by your side Please don't ever let me be I

BRAD (05:53.03)
you really got me now you got me so I got me why don't you wait yeah oh yeah you really got me now got me so I can't see nothing you really got me you really got me you really got me oh yeah yeah

KEITH (06:29.71)
you

Hey

BRAD (06:42.094)
You really got me now, you got me so I don't know what I'm doing Girl, you really got me now, me so I can't sleep at night Girl, you really got me now, you got me so I don't know where I'm going, yeah yeah, you really got me now, got me so I can't sleep at night You really got me, you really got me, you really got me

No! No! No!

you

KEITH (07:27.5)
Hey, that timed out nice. OK. Hi, how's everybody doing today? Thank you for making time. At the mic, it's the Friday live stream. I'm just I'm looking at the at the bottom of the screen. Got some questions for Brad when we get when we get started. I will let you all in on what he's doing behind the scenes. But before I do, thank you. Thank you again. Hopefully the chat's working. I was able to send a test message.

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And she runs the Instagram page. I'm so grateful for both of those and their help every week with the shows and the reels and all sorts of good stuff. And don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, review, all that stuff. yeah. Okay. Got that out of the way. Now I got it. What are we doing here? What are you reading the paper? Like we're on. We're on. Yeah. Hi. What's?

Hello. I'm sorry. I was I was just catching up.

KEITH (09:27.886)
catching up on

catching up. just I was looking at stuff and I was I was reading the page. No one ever does this.

looking at stuff.

KEITH (09:38.702)
What the hell paper is that?

It's the local paper, the only one they still wad up and throw in your yard.

The local, that's what it's called, just the local paper.

This is called the Star Local News. This is for Friday, May the 16th, 2025. And I just the first thing I noticed here was there was a an announcement about a new let's see Chicken and Pickle is opening their third DFW location and they're having a ribbon cutting ceremony on May the 9th.

Make sure that you head to it because that was last week.

KEITH (10:20.586)
huh. Go back in time.

don't know why they're talking about paper this week,

So Rebecca, do y'all read the newspaper there in Norway? Wow, okay.

We do actually, yeah. The editions are still very much at sale.

Okay. So follow at real Brad stags on X go to the daily mojo.com subscribe to whatever he's offering over there. Cause it's really awesome. And then Rebecca is at our Mr. Reagan.

BRAD (10:45.806)
all it is

REBECCA (10:52.628)
It's Mr.

she's allowing us to change it for Americanizing.

You know you can they're never happy are they? They're they're never happy.

I don't have your handle written down, Brad. I'm so sorry. But I have Rebecca's written down. And there it is. Of course, it's also on the screen. Hey, what's... Okay, there we go. So hi, Kara. I was getting a little lonely over there in the chat because it was just me and Rebecca had said hello and I just didn't... The chat was working.

Where's the chat?

BRAD (11:20.214)
Is there a chat? Where's the chat?

You have to like

Go to comments when on your right side you have private chat and then you have comments go to comments so you can see the chat.

wait a minute, you mean in StreamYard.

Yes. Yeah.

BRAD (11:33.472)
I was looking for it over in.

Over there, it's like a chat. On exit. Yeah, you have to keep opening up until you get to... It's crazy, man. I know.

The end.

yeah, you have to open the live stream.

BRAD (11:46.766)
I still, I don't-

very hot. I guess I was. Yes, I was. I and I wore everything to make me feel cooler. I've got my my cream pie t-shirt on because wow when you're in the desert, there's nothing better than cream pie. What?

think it was week that you were driving down to Egypt.

KEITH (12:08.846)
Hey, I wanna show off my shirt. Hey, Rebecca, do you recognize this guy right here? This is Charles the Hammer Martell, who saved Western civilization back on October 10th. Can y'all see that? 732. I made this shirt to honor the occasion of.

Dude.

REBECCA (12:24.898)
Yeah, I see that.

BRAD (12:29.9)
Is that like the T.J. Martell Foundation?

don't think so. I don't think so.

But you know what, we've all heard of the T.J. Martell Foundation,

his name sounds familiar.

because it like sponsors everything brought to you by I think it's an

KEITH (12:45.846)
I Well I don't hear it that often since I don't spend a lot of time on MPI.

You don't listen to NPR? How do you? I mean, between the newspaper and NPR, I mean, this is it's the way I keep up with everything. How do you do it? You got a better way? No, no, don't.

Keep up with everything.

KEITH (13:07.512)
I watched the Friday live stream, so therefore I'm clearly not educated if I'm spending all my time here.

Rebecca you look nice today, don't sue me. I said you look nice today, don't sue me.

What?

Thank you, I appreciate that.

You're welcome.

BRAD (13:24.078)
in America. That's what they say though. They always say, Hey, thank you for saying and then they turn around and the next day you're getting like, what's she suing me? What? He he objectified me.

I'll let you guys in on a secret. Women don't even know what they want. We don't want compliments, but he's not complimenting me enough. Like you can never satisfy. Just give the compliments, hold the door open, her flowers, let her be mad about it and she's more happy that way.

And don't stop till you get enough.

in a group compliment or then she's then it's harassment, right?

Yeah, yeah, well if you don't compliment her then you're just

KEITH (13:59.342)
So where's the happy medium there?

I thought you were going say happy ending.

Liberal women, I don't know Keith, we'll have to ask the psychiatrist. But for me, I love getting complimented, so keep them coming.

I miss the day when Betty from accounting would be walking down the hall and you could walk out and just give her a slight little on the butt and say, Hey, you're looking good there tips.

So you've done that at work?

BRAD (14:24.478)
at my old job.

You missed a day.

That's why he's not working there anymore.

no.

no. Okay, I gotta, that's what I keep reaching back here for. Y'all gotta hear this. I took a screenshot. I knew this, knew you were, hang on.

BRAD (14:40.814)
What are you reaching back there Well don't say things like that if you don't want somebody to mention it.

I've misplaced my bell, which is a-

I gotta reach around this thing over here to get it. What you brought it up. You're reaching around.

to it. no.

REBECCA (14:55.508)
You're both reaching back there. What are you guys doing?

replacement.

If this is audio only that you're listening to, Godspeed. So let me find the screenshot of this story.

That would be the fruit.

Wow, I just thought of a hand mage tale.

KEITH (15:12.468)
Google this somebody. This cannot be real, although it's from a reputable news site. DHS is reportedly reviewing a proposal for a reality TV show in which immigrants compete in various challenges for a chance to fast track their US citizenship. The show titled The American was pitched by producer Rob Warsaw known for his work on Duck Dynasty cannot be real. Come on.

Would have been so funny. Yeah, I don't watch reality shows, but that reality show I would be watching and just saying.

What did it mean?

BRAD (15:44.835)
So you don't watch Temptation Island? That's actually kind of an interesting one. You've ever watched that, Keith?

No, I'm still looking for my best.

brain cells just like die off.

Well, it's like it's like listening to ABBA and watching three's company. It's brain candy. It's just you just watch it. You sit there and let it wash over you. And like on Temptation Island, they are, you know, it's couples. don't think they're married, but like boyfriend and girlfriend have been together for a couple of years or whatever. And then the whole idea is that they go to this island with a bunch of men and hot women. And the whole idea is for those

People to break up their relationship to see how strong their relationship is and it's kind of fascinating

KEITH (16:29.794)
Wait, you said was men and hot women.

Hot men and hot women. no, there's a there were there were some hot men. No homo. I mean, I'm secure enough to look at that dude and say, man,

Why would you want to put your relationship through that?

They want to be stars and they also get paid. Yeah, I mean, that's that simple. It's they want to see themselves on camera and they get, I think, a thousand dollars.

I want to be started.

REBECCA (16:54.466)
Well, being the person that didn't break up or the person that took my relationship to somewhere to get paid so I could break up. mean, I don't want to be known as that person.

it seems a little goofy but I don't know if you've noticed it or not but people are are goofy. What the hell are you looking for?

Yeah. I can't find my bell and it's pissing me off. It's like really ruining. No, my bell.

My day now

What, a pen? your bell!

BRAD (17:24.973)
I mean, how many places could it be? It has to be right there.

Hey, don't forget to retweet this so that everyone, all your friends can find us babbling about the nonsense like bells and reality TV shows. sure that the temptation.

Tendation Island. Isn't there something called F-Boy Island 2?

my gosh, I don't wanna know.

I think there is. think it's all like hot guys try the FBoy Island. gosh. Yeah, it's called FBoy Island. It's on this.

KEITH (17:56.204)
despite a lot sooner than normal today.

No, go big or go home.

I thought what might be fun is if I randomly, gosh, get your bell ready. If I randomly just reach into my hat of balls.

I don't know what you mean. You have a hat for the

Hat, yeah, it's a hat and it's full of balls, see?

BRAD (18:15.542)
I keep mine in a sack.

Okay, well, I was thinking about just kind of randomly just pulling out these emoji balls and just having y'all try to do this. Why don't you try to emulate that emoji? There you go, Rebecca nailed it. Okay, Brad, let's.

I found the sack.

BRAD (18:34.687)
No, I want to see her do it again

It's no fun if I do it. I'm not showing you my tongue. That costs extra.

You just got my strawberry banana smoothie tongue

From my strawberry smoothie cup.

BRAD (18:54.094)
That looks like a strawberry.

How should those run over there in Norway? Something like that. What? 20 bucks? 20 bucks.

Less, less, like 15 bucks?

15 bucks and that's what is a Norwegian what is that a Norwegian dollar? What is it called?

Is that Norwegian wood?

BRAD (19:15.564)
What?

Norwegian Kroner? Kroners?

Kroner, yeah, yeah, okay. Hang on.

I think I have a Kroner.

I think I paid like, no, did I even pay that much? I don't know if I paid like 60 Kroners or 150 Kroners, something like that.

BRAD (19:34.4)
Yeah, or a cup shaped like a strawberry. my

That would be almost $15 in US

for a cup shaped like a strawberry.

Glass and then it's metal

It's reusable. It's reusable. Hey, I had a little

BRAD (19:47.032)
Well, if you drop it, then it'll break.

them that sucking plastic into my

Yes you are, that straw's plastic.

No, it's not plastic.

It's not? What kind of straw is it? Okay, thank you. All right, you can't trust these people from Finland.

KEITH (20:01.004)
liar

Look how fancy I got. had a little time before the show started. I made some banners to start our crazy not-so-rapid fire. Have you ever been part of a protest? What was being protested? Brad, you want to go first? Or Rebecca, who wants to talk about their days of protest first?

I'm hearing gl-

BRAD (20:23.278)
I was married to somebody who went to a Peter rally. Does that count?

no.

No. Why doesn't that count?

because it wasn't you.

It doesn't matter. was still like one step removed and she went to Washington. I mean, obviously she was crazy as a shit house rat and went to, don't know. I know a date, don't marry, but yeah, she went all the way to Washington and, and, and, and marched with the PETA people. So I'm adjacent. Was it naked? What? No, those are the free the nipple protests.

KEITH (20:57.282)
or like, cause most of these are live.

okay, my bad. Rebecca, you've been in any protests there, Rebecca?

I've been to plenty, but I've been for work. Right? So the most crazy one, I covered the stop Islamist movement of Norway organization. were having a it's not really a protest. It's more like a demonstration of what the Quran says. And I tell you, I have never been so scared in my life. I thought maybe that I would not come out of there alive.

REBECCA (21:34.082)
There was a fence maybe like 20 meters 25 meters away police riot police horses the shebang in Oslo city center and these angry Muslim men they just they they lifted the fence and just Ran for it. They even managed to kick one of the girls in the head so they were like they were going for the kill basically and they there were so many people like that was just

Still to this day when I hear that bell, you know that Antifa bell.

Mmm.

You know that sound and the antifa bell a drum thing I'll

Is it like their call to arms?

REBECCA (22:21.27)
Yeah, it kind of is. It's their cold arms. I still get well, it's not as bad anymore because this was years ago, but I can still feel the anxiety from hearing the sound because it reminds me of that exact day. So crazy.

Well this has been fun. Did you say shebang at the beginning of it? the hell is shebang?

I did say.

It's been a while since I heard that one. That's bringing back an oldie but a goodie.

Yeah, it's an oldie putty goodie, kind of like you, Brad.

BRAD (22:50.862)
you know I should have expected it from you being fair.

know, I'm getting anxiety from the missing bell.

I want to know what an Antifa bell sounds like.

Let me find it.

Cause I mean, I'm not, I'm hearing bell in my, my God. I'm going to walk down to your room, Keith. And you bring you mine.

KEITH (23:11.98)
Yeah, yeah, walk down here.

I mean, you're just a few doors down, I can do it, but I just don't feel like getting up out of my chair. I want to know, what is an Antifa belt?

I'm looking it up myself here. Hang on, what's an Antifa bell?

When we were in Iraq years ago, remember it five because they had the call to prayer in the afternoon. So they had the bells going off and that was weird. That was I don't know why, but it sounded apocalyptic to me.

Hmm.

BRAD (23:47.618)
What? No one gonna step in there with me?

No, because I was looking for an Antifa Bell.

I'm finding it hold on

There you go, Brad. While she's looking for that, why don't you emulate that?

So I'll send it in the private chat here. I don't know if you can hear the sound there, but I'm guessing you can. You can see the angry mob at least. That's where I was at. It was absolutely. I am tiny. And I didn't have a press pass on me. I didn't have a VAD.

KEITH (24:02.946)
the private? private.

BRAD (24:13.784)
And you're tiny too, right?

BRAD (24:20.642)
Like that would have helped.

So I was standing there with these badass people that have the guts to go up there and say, Muhammad is a pedophile. And you have all these angry men going like, you know.

it a drum or a bell? was watching.

It's a combination of things.

I was scrolling through the video. Exactly, wouldn't I?

BRAD (24:41.56)
You're not helping. can't. Driving me crazy now because I don't know what y'all are. I just want to hear it.

Well, found the vid, I mean, she sent the video, but I couldn't hear what she's referring to, but stand by and I'll... I'm trying.

play the video.

Maybe we can hear it, maybe not. Let's see.

Maybe not, let's stay here. It's like a drum.

BRAD (24:59.792)
you

REBECCA (25:06.808)
You can't hear it yet. Hold on.

think she knows the difference between a drum and a bell.

Yeah.

There you go. It's like a drum and then they have bell I need the rhythm that they do they come after you with this like drum set. It's freaking Yeah

Sounds like a good time. Hey, sounds like a great time.

REBECCA (25:33.266)
Hmm?

Does anybody buy bubble gum? I know that we did when we were kids. But does anybody do that anymore? You do? You buy bubble gum or chewing gum? OK. I meant bubble gum.

like chewing gum.

Bubble gum's fun. Yeah. Until you step on it.

Yeah. See, I got back into for a little while when my kids were playing baseball and softball. I started doing some big league chew as a gateway drug to tobacco. tell you.

BRAD (25:58.728)
is it is I know when you do it is it the sugarless or you go for that fully leaded

Is it?

KEITH (26:05.774)
Give me a break. No, you go for like the sour apple or the wild grape or something.

with a

Jeffy, you can get bubble gum without plastic. That's well, but not bubble gum chewing gum. You can get good chewing gum.

You can get good bubble gum without, wait a minute, did say without plastic?

Yeah, no bubble. Did he really? Jeffy Apologize? R.F.K. Jr. says no to bubble gum. Okay, well. I don't know, because he's a killjoy. I don't know. This is a guy eating bears and stuff, right?

BRAD (26:30.872)
Why?

BRAD (26:37.998)
the

the

Yeah, he hit a bear. Somebody hit a bear and then he took it for a ride and then he took it to the park. It like his dying wish. The bear wanted to go to Central Park. I didn't say there was anything wrong with it. Just don't eat worms. They'll go to your brain.

Okay, what drama is that?

BRAD (26:53.985)
And so what's wrong with that?

BRAD (27:02.434)
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out in your stomach and out your mouth. What? You've never heard that? That was a house on Green Apple Road. Which as a kid was, no, it was a movie, but I always thought it was a horror movie, but it was actually a movie that was the pilot for like a detective show, House on Green Apple Road.

I don't know

I don't know, when was that from?

KEITH (27:25.346)
Hey, I have y'all's answer to this next question. And the answer is appearing on the Friday live stream. The question, what is a mistake you keep making?

was just about to say sort of the same thing as you, Brad, but I would say like I have a tendency to pick narcissists and I'm fucking tired. Excuse my language. my God. narcissist in my life.

Man or pig?

That is the best pussy. He's a big, that is a biggin'. He is a biggin'. I mean, that's a huge head.

How much does that cat way?

REBECCA (28:08.066)
Like seven kilos?

Okay, dude, come on. It's an American bitch.

BRAD (28:17.39)
It's 15 out 15 remember we had this discussion. I had to it up last time and I still don't remember

20 pounds. weigh it. We'll wait. Go weigh the cat and come back and tell us.

I don't

Well, put the pussy on the scale.

What? Is there anything you regret saying no to, Brad? Hell no.

BRAD (28:35.136)
It's a cut.

REBECCA (28:40.558)
You

Hold on, that's like a trick question. Is there anything you regret saying that I said that I wouldn't do? I don't, I don't know.

You wish you had done at some point.

KEITH (28:50.786)
confused with the question.

KEITH (28:57.258)
Okay, Rebecca, is there anything you regret saying no to? An opportunity, something that came up that you later said, man, I should have done that.

Not that I can recall.

That's good. That's good.

a few things that we've all done that we kind of wish.

That's not the question. I wasn't going to ask you all that.

BRAD (29:17.516)
That tail, that tail swinging back and forth is funny. That tail light goes with the wall. It's the same color as the wall.

It does. Kinda. key.

You all need to do.

You can't do that. Your mouth doesn't move that way.

BRAD (29:37.55)
No? Okay. It doesn't. It doesn't work.

Where the hell's my bell? Where the hell my bell? Let's see here. Okay, put these in orders. Put these in order. What's in this water or something else? Rank these. Jet skis, water skis, snow skis. What would you say?

How could

REBECCA (29:57.548)
Depends on the snow skis. What kind of snow skis? Okay.

Hold on timeout. No, no, no, no. Snow skiing, water skiing or jet

Solomon.

Talking about what do we call? god? What do you call it?

Don't focus on the brand of the skis. No!

REBECCA (30:15.518)
it's not a brand. It's a type of skiing. Is it like flat skiing or is it down skiing?

REBECCA (30:25.819)
Okay, ski, water ski, snow ski in that order.

Okay. Jet ski, snow ski, water ski. Cause I can't water ski. I suck at it.

You know, I've only been OK, so water skiing. I did great the very first time I went and then I've sucked every other time since jet skiing. I've only done one time and it was a time of my life. Snow skiing. guess it depends on the on the.

Yeah, if it's downhill, let's...

Is it black diamond? it, you know, green means go as a bunny slope? Like I don't want to be doing none of that. The sunny bono stuff.

BRAD (30:58.432)
Have you ever done a black diamond? You've never done a black diamond?

I I have, if I did, I might have done it once on accident, but I feel like I was able to, I feel like I started to go down and then I went through the trees to the other one or something. don't

Do they have a, know, I've actually I've snow skied in, Switzerland. That's close to that's close to Finland or Norway. Right.

It's like a two and a half hour flight. Yes.

So that's pretty it's closer than it is here. that's the the The restaurant and the James Bond movie honor majesty secret service, know that revolving restaurant You know because you've never seen the movie. Yeah Keith have you ever seen the movie? it was the only one with George Lason be no as James Bond anyway, that was it's called the shill horn and I skied that and the thing I remember most about that is that

KEITH (31:45.902)
BRAD (31:58.926)
I love the laws in Switzerland and they're probably like this everywhere else in Europe is that there's like there's a cliff which it's dangerous and they don't like, you know, put up chain link and everything. They just put a little rope up and it says danger do not go here. And if you do and you fall and you die, tough shit on you. We told you not to go there. It's dangerous. That's it should be.

I will say that growing up in Georgia when we'd go to North Carolina, you'd go skiing on the school trips and you could, if you go just a little bit off the skiing path, you're in the grass. Like that's skiing in the South. I will say that as far as skill level for me, the perfect blend is in Idaho, Bogus Basin. Shout out to y'all just outside Boise.

Yeah.

KEITH (32:45.742)
And the last thing I'll say is there's a big hill between Lincoln and Omaha, Nebraska. And I just posted this yesterday for a throwback Thursday on Twitter and it it's Nebraska ski. See, not Nebraska, Nebraska ski. And it closed down by the time I went to college there in 94. But I guess it was a big thing in the eighties.

Wow, that's good.

BRAD (33:06.49)
There's a picture of the Schilt Horn. And this, you'd have to imagine this with snow on it. wow. Because you don't want to do it when there's no snow. But you come out of here and you snow down to the left. But over here, if you went off over here, obviously it's bad. And they had like a little rope saying, hey, don't go here because you'll die.

And you tackled-

BRAD (33:30.732)
You come over here and you had to make a really, I remember having to make a really hard right turn once you come out of the restaurant and starts, cause otherwise you ended up like over here in a rock. Yes. Right. Exactly.

in the in the agony of the. I just heard Balder dash. What's the cat's name again? Yeah, Balder dash.

Yes. So that'd be a dab. So that'd be the dab ass. Is it a main could? No, it's not. It's a Russian blue.

I can hear it purring.

But yeah, he's very, very, he loves to hang out with me.

BRAD (34:01.55)
There's nothing like a Russian blue.

Right.

You know what I need? I need a Moscow mule, like, stat. That's what I need. Let's see. OK. These are some weird questions this week, right? Kind of deep, you know what I'm saying? See, where's my belt?

deep and wide.

right? the biggest argument you ever had. I'm not asking you what it is. I don't wanna hear about it. I just wanna know, do you remember what you were arguing about?

REBECCA (34:31.242)
Yes.

Well, that's a stupid way to ask the question, because all we're to do is say yes.

No, I'm just I'm a woman. I

This is the experiment I wanted to do. I figured you would, regardless of how long ago the argument was, and I figured you, sir, would not, regardless of if the argument was yesterday.

but I don't remember. I mean, it was either about sex, money or food.

KEITH (34:53.874)
You made my point!

REBECCA (35:00.236)
Of course it was.

Now, what else do argue about?

I will say.

KEITH (35:08.386)
Go for the trifecta sometime.

Sex, money and food?

I guess that's probably when you take a escort out for supper ahead of time. don't know. Dear Lord, no. We need to move on. Hey, what's this video? The Sesame Street video you have? Where is it? Can you put that back on the screen? Because this...

Now you want to hear, now you want to the overcut.

You talk about experiments. I have a theory on this one, but I want you to set it up for us. then do you me put it on the screen and let you set it up?

BRAD (35:41.346)
Yeah, because you can. It depends. And we did this this morning on the program, but it depends on what you want to.

Wait, where's your program?

Oh, the daily mojo.com. Yeah, it's a it's a small little thing we do. We do it for the love of it.

I've heard of that.

KEITH (35:57.814)
It starts at 8 a.m. Eastern Monday through Friday.

Yes, it does. goes until 10 AM Eastern Monday through Friday at the daily mojo.com download the app and send money. Lots and lots of food. Yeah, you can send for all the people send. Some people will not eat food that other people send. I will.

I bet you won't. I bet you won't eat food people send. Anyway, so this is Grover talking to whatever that thing is right there and

I consider this one here is I don't know if it's solely or whatever but there is a I think the line of demarcation on Sesame Street characters is there's before Elmo and after Elmo and that blue freaking thing is obviously after Elmo

At least it's not a butt plug like grimace And I don't know well, I mean I guess it could be just be kind of weird

KEITH (36:56.332)
Leave my grimace alone, damn you!

Who doesn't enjoy a good grimace every now and then? But this is Grover talking to that furry thing right there. That's wise. And you're going to hear him cuss this time because he's going to say, that's an effing excellent idea. Or if Rebecca would have said it, she would have just said, hey, that's a fucking excellent idea. But I won't.

my response.

KEITH (37:24.622)
So this is how Sesame Street has changed over the years.

It has changed over the years, so you're about to hear Grover cuss and here it is.

You

BRAD (37:37.902)
That's a fucking excellent idea. I know, right? Now except when he says, that sounds like an excellent idea, right? Cause I mean, we don't want him to cuss, do we really? So if he says that sounds like an excellent idea, that's what he says here.

What he said?

REBECCA (37:57.486)
love you.

BRAD (38:02.638)
That sounds like an excellent idea. See, he didn't say that's a fucking excellent idea. Did he?

But what? What did you not hear him say? That sounds like an excellent idea.

also heard him say that sounds like a fucking great idea.

No, well, first it was excellent. But yeah, and he can say that too. He can say yes if I can.

BRAD (38:28.78)
Right. So he can say that too.

I sent my favorite Muppet Show video in the private chat, Keith.

Does it involve grimace?

My favorite of all time.

KEITH (38:43.31)
Hold on, I will get to it in a second. But what Brad is demonstrating, I believe, is something, it's the something effect. What is it called? McGurk effect. I first became acquainted with the McGurk effect when I was doing radio in Charleston. And I didn't, I wasn't trying, it wasn't a trick or anything. I just realized that there was a doll at the time that was on store shelves.

The McGurk-

KEITH (39:13.836)
And it was saying like stuff about the Quran or Muhammad or Allah or something, blah, blah, praise be to Allah. I don't know. But I found that if I didn't think about it, if I didn't establish that for the audience first, they didn't hear it. But if I said this is what the doll says, then all of a sudden everyone heard it. It's fascinating how our brain operates. is.

Right.

BRAD (39:39.031)
because that sounds like an excellent idea.

See? And it's. OK, it's the same clip.

It sounds like an excellent idea. See, Rebecca is looking at, she's, she thinks that I'm playing a trick on her. Don't you, you think I'm messing with your brain. Don't you.

Do realize that we see that little thing down there?

Whoa.

KEITH (40:11.276)
Raise the camera.

Did she say little thing? Are they so heartless?

All so this is Rebecca's favorite. Yes.

Yes, you are.

Hold on. She sees one little thing down there Because it was like what thing So don't stare at it, but what little thing are you talking about see she still thinks we're effing with her she thinks that it's a trick and it's not

KEITH (40:47.212)
Yeah, yeah, we got it.

Because I really love to f*** Sometimes I sit and f*** all day

It is so good.

What?

Holy shit holy shit

BRAD (41:36.174)
1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 3,

It is so it's an oldie but a goodie too it's really funny

Good. That is, that's.

I'm going to the next party at Rebecca's house. I don't care how much it cost to get there. I'm going I Mean if I get invited

So Rebecca, you're about to be a mom. so you could obviously, if you ever.

REBECCA (42:06.146)
Worse, of course.

BRAD (42:14.594)
Was that cat route out of the bag?

Yeah, the cat's out of the bag.

I didn't know that.

away sorry and so you know you could ask for some advice from a couple of dads here or people in the chat or you know we could we could walk through videos like the one I'm about to play and I want you to both of you to

Is this a how to birth video? Cause those are great. Like a step by step. do you and where does it and this is how you know that's not what. No, I think that would be helpful.

KEITH (42:51.522)
I'm trying to get the video. can't find it now. Hang on. I had it ready. And now it's not on the screen. Here we go. There it is. OK. lot of controversy under this post. Looks like a grandfather tossing a toddler into a pile of leaves. Thoughts?

kids are calling it these days? Whoa!

I hate it when you lose the in the pile. He's not crying. We can't hear anything. No, I don't hear anything. Do you?

it did not

KEITH (43:19.224)
You can't hear anything.

REBECCA (43:23.406)
I did in the beginning, but then he went like,

All right, well don't get hung up on the audio. I'm sorry, I don't know why it's so low.

Don't get hung up on what it's saying. I can't hear anything.

So what do you think about the disappearing baby?

Do you really know what's in there?

KEITH (43:41.781)
Interesting, okay.

Why does there have to be something bad in there? Why couldn't there be a giant mattress then?

there at the bottom.

Fighters or something

Candy, it could be filled with cotton candy.

KEITH (43:55.963)
and candle could be in there, Rebecca.

With all the bugs that comes with the candy

could be cotton balls.

Okay, so Rebecca's not tossing her little one into a pile of leaves. And it's not a practical life skill, I would guess, to try to climb out of leaves. Okay, but maybe, you don't think, so you think that maybe that is a practical life skill?

No.

BRAD (44:18.957)
of that.

BRAD (44:25.582)
many times during the course of your life have you been thrown into metaphorical pile of leaves? Repeatedly. And you have to get back up.

Yeah, right. OK, so.

What's the chat saying? What's the chat saying? You can't the chat?

I can't find the stinking chat. I know I've seen the chat every week and for whatever reason I can't.

I've the chat every

KEITH (44:46.114)
Alright, so now you've seen the baby of the leaves. Alright, now what about, what are your thoughts on this one, Mama the Bee and Dad established? he's not happy.

Good luck in the industry.

Good luck. that's a radio. That's a future DJ right there. I don't know why the video is buffering, but I love it. It really helps.

Wait, that kid's doing all right.

Yeah, is. Oh, wow. Mama's right there. I not be happy, but Mama's there.

BRAD (45:21.394)
So what do you think?

you

another I mean.

I mean he is not into it. Bloop. Bye.

BRAD (45:33.996)
Nobody's into getting tossed in the water.

I mean, I would cry like that if you toss me in the pool. No, I wouldn't. Maybe I would.

You don't know.

It depends on how cool it is outside, right?

Hands on what I have, like if I have my cell phone on me or not.

KEITH (45:49.838)
Okay, all right, but those were two parenting techniques to kind of teach a kid to be independent, right?

I don't think the leaf one was teaching a kid to be independent that was more for fun and then it was like shit this this pile of leaf was too big and

The swimming one could save the kid's life.

Yeah, that's true.

What bre-

BRAD (46:14.126)
I found the chat. I finally found it. I used to throw mine up in the air and catch him at most of the time.

my gosh, Brad. What? did that. I swear. Aslan has, I think, qualified as a pilot. I threw her in the air so high when she was a kid, when a little

And if they're crying, that's the best way to get them to stop because it freaks them out. Cause you throw them up there like,

it could be worse!

And then they you you laugh now rebecca i'm telling you once you popped out three or four of those little bad boys You are going to I mean, it's you'll look for any

KEITH (46:56.396)
But explain this to me, and I do not understand this at all. Explain this to me. Why is it that the first child, Aslan, I would throw up and I would just have to just wait? you know, I throw up, could go get lunch, would toss her up in the air, I could go run errands and then come back and then catch her before she landed down on the ground. And then Ezra, not quite as high, but still, you know, it got, it was an exhilarating experience for her. By the time Zeely came around, what's my deal?

I was just like, just.

It might have been, I don't know. Was I more cautious then? What's that all about? And then the weird thing is now, get this, an inverse or, well, no, that's not fair. I was gonna say Ezra is probably more of the risk taker. Yeah, but then Zealy, far and away above Aslan, Zealy loves roller coasters and thrill rides and stuff like that. I don't know.

You formed them you molded them into what they are

No, feel no. Zealy didn't get quite the flying experience and yet.

REBECCA (48:01.804)
So now she's chasing it.

no, I- okay.

ruined. Yes, you ruined the rest of her life. Yeah, it's sad really. Okay, Rebecca nailed it.

So, all right, now I want to ask, and by the way, what is happening right now with the arrival of a delivery? I knew it was going to happen when I got the alert and said, your package will arrive between 2.15 and 4.15 today. And I said, cool. I can't wait to hear the dogs during the live stream. And here we go.

Is it what you what's what's in your package?

REBECCA (48:37.036)
Yeah, what's in your package?

You don't know what's in your package?

Is it from Amazon?

Yes, it's from Amazon. Let's see here.

Everything is from Amazon. Right. Is it anything good? Because I have a package coming today too, but it's, just, I don't, it's not really exciting stuff though.

KEITH (48:55.743)
my gosh. I didn't even know this is what was being delivered.

is that toy

Listen, listen, I'll tell you, I'll tell you. Have you ever done the subscribe and save thing? Okay, I did this one time and it was this. Wait till I tell you what it is. It's because I ran out one time and now I'm on this automatic delivery every six months so I forget to unsubscribe it or I'm doing a live stream right now I'm thinking about it and I can't, I'm not gonna do it right now but it's, my gosh. Here comes Brad.

Yes.

KEITH (49:30.242)
Here comes Brad's comments. Here's the Brad commentary. It's spray and wash. Stain spray.

Aight.

You can't, can't just let it go. It's spring and wash.

Wow!

It's hard to get protein stains out.

REBECCA (49:47.16)
But stay.

You people are... you disgust me.

What it is it's very difficult very difficult mayonnaise is the worst because it's oily too It's it's awful that way it it really is

Here we go, here we go, watch this. Speaking of swimming pools, would you guys do this? This swimming pool hangs off the side of a hotel, I think it is, in Houston, Texas. You're doing this, you're walking out there? Hello.

hell no.

KEITH (50:23.818)
whoa! No! Houston.

Where is that?

Which hotel is that?

The Houston Hotel, I have no idea.

They have one of those in Houston?

KEITH (50:39.884)
I guess, I don't know what's going on with.

because it's weird if you've ever been, have you ever been on anything tall with a glass, like a glass floor?

No, I've played a video member in China. They had the bridge and they also have it at the Grand Canyon

Awesome.

BRAD (50:58.35)
And they have it at the CN Tower in Canada. And the CN Tower, the only one I've ever is this area in the middle of kind of the floor, and it's probably 12 feet long and 10 feet wide, and it's plexi. And that's I was at 100 stories, whatever the CN Tower is. And it is so weird because your brain says don't

Alright.

BRAD (51:27.15)
I mean, you have to force yourself at least I did. I had to force yourself to take the step because your brain is saying you're gonna fall dumbass. Don't do it. Dumbass. It is and it is you really have to make yourself take the steps. Which is there in the one in China.

survival instinct.

KEITH (51:47.426)
Thank you, Rebecca.

Have you seen the video that, apparently some of the Chinese have a sense of humor and there's.

I to answer this question without my lawyer present. Have I seen the video?

One of the not that one. One of the pains of glass. They can make it look like it's cracking.

no! That's

REBECCA (52:11.863)
yeah, yeah.

Have you seen that Rebecca? In that let me see if I can find it because it is. It's really funny.

Yeah, I have.

REBECCA (52:21.166)
Note something here because Jack Cole says that he went to Bergen It was a cool place, but it used to be about five Kroners to the dollar Yes, it used to be that

no, I feel like there's an explanation coming from Rebecca on what happened.

I know it's just our politicians love to sell the region coroner and so our currency goes to a plummet basically so now it's like 12 13 14 Kroners to the dollar more than yeah

Yeah, what is it usually

Five, six.

BRAD (52:57.048)
So right now we could come in and like buy a really nice car for less money.

No, because our cars are taxed to death.

Is your country for sale? Because Donald Trump is shopping.

I mean, I would welcome Donald and, you know, show him around if he needs to like see the country first.

Here's the glass cracking if you want to see it. think this is the I think this is the video it's described that way. don't know

BRAD (53:27.806)
That's unusual.

You ready? yeah, I've seen that.

BRAD (53:36.43)
Well, that's half of the thing is you hear.

my God.

I see. I got it. Okay. I killed the audio. it makes cracking noises. Hold on. Hold on. I can fix this. Just just wait here without it getting flagged. Hang on. Because I don't know what song that is, man. Hang on a second.

Yes, that's the reason that the

BRAD (53:52.11)
I'm gonna get flagged.

BRAD (53:56.768)
It's some random YouTube song. Tell me when.

Press play.

Okay, but.

REBECCA (54:09.399)
my god!

The music is not going to get flagged on that.

Oh my gosh! You know what? I'm sending Wes⁓ to you later. Alright, now listen.

You can't even hear

BRAD (54:26.414)
Don't be a pussy.

Live on the edge.

Yeah, that's good stuff right there.

If you were walking out there and it started doing that, wouldn't that freak your ass out?

I would do that before I would do what I'm about to play for you. Look at this. Okay, I don't know if the guy in the white shirt, think the guy in the black shirt is the... Yeah, and I think he called the guy in the white shirt on stage who is either just drunk or drunk on the attention or what, but bad things are about to happen when you let this appearance on stage go to your head.

BRAD (54:40.396)
What is insanity?

BRAD (54:49.144)
Bad guy.

KEITH (55:06.51)
All right, yeah.

KEITH (55:11.052)
Now, so he's thinking about jumping out into the crowd, see?

you

Like crowd surfing.

He wants to be caught by the crowd. Now I want you to pay attention to the crowd because they're smarter than the guy in the white shirt as you see the girl and the guy next door say no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

KEITH (55:43.832)
But look, he's standing up, ladies and gentlemen! He's gonna survive!

That is so painful to watch.

and what

would you ever trust the crowd?

RIGHT?!

KEITH (56:05.73)
Okay, so he walks away. No, that guy does not jump, by the way. He has seen enough. And he says, nah, I'm gonna stay up here.

That's nutty.

People are dumb, Just dumb.

I got something for you too.

Let me know when it's ready.

REBECCA (56:24.844)
God that was some bell action right there.

What? Did you what?

we've ruined it

I've got something for you. hold on. I got it right here

I thought you were picking up on let me know when it's ready. Hold on, the pool is an apartment building called the Market Square Tower in Houston. My goodness. Oh, hang on to Garbear says, so just buy a bunch of their currency and hold till the government draws a bunch back in and then it gets stronger. Our US dollar gets weaker, not financial advice. Okay. All right. So here's your deal. I'm going to put it in.

REBECCA (56:40.714)
Yeah, let me know when it's ready. That's what I'm

BRAD (57:02.764)
This is the go-gos performing at Coachella and I'm gonna mute it. We're not gonna hear it.

Yeah, because we got the beat, but we can't share it.

Right, exactly. Actually, this is head over heels and it's being sung by the dude who used to be the or I guess still is a lead singer for Green Day. Who do know he's like 55 years old.

Billy Joe,

Well, yes, yeah, that douche canoe. I would love to see Green Day in concert though, but he's... Have you? Were they good?

REBECCA (57:31.438)
them.

They were really good.

I just, why do they have to be such a disconnues? I just don't understand. Anyway, the funny part about, well, you'll see the funny part about this, because somebody in the crowd realized they were right in front of the camera. So the go-gos are all, you know, they're up there on screen, they're dancing, they're having a good time, they're about to sing, and person in front of the camera goes, look, I'm on camera.

I don't know.

REBECCA (57:59.68)
Make America come again. No, no, make what come again. I can't see.

Say it. No, say it. Go ahead, Rebecca. Say it. says what now?

No, no, no, no, no!

REBECCA (58:11.95)
Make America come again is what right?

Come again, come back for more. It doesn't say America, it says me.

I saw that but

But the funny part is, is they kept taking that shot and every time they did the person with the family, you would think.

some point they would realize. Maybe don't take camera two.

BRAD (58:32.022)
Right. Don't take camera two. Somebody get out there and find the person with the.

mean, it's better to look at that like little saying fan thingy than look at the video in the background being played in the background here. Doing whatever they're doing.

that anyway are they doing because that's my go

in little panties.

I thought the same thing. I don't know what their

KEITH (58:56.782)
I'm gonna make video from now

KEITH (59:01.39)
Okay.

It is kinda weird.

It's very gay. When I saw Green Day, it wasn't that gay, even though he did his best to moon everybody.

Okay.

Gilda Festival in 2006. That's when I saw them.

BRAD (59:22.104)
Wow, that's 20 years ago. wait 19 you whatever you were going to concerts 20 years. I'm trying to figure out the math.

Yeah.

REBECCA (59:35.926)
In Denmark, the legal age for drinking is 16.

But wait, don't confuse us. We've spent like five weeks trying to get your nation location correct. And now you're throwing us a

Rose Roskilde festival is in Denmark. It's in the little town of

the what festival? But I realized have you seen the go-gos in concert? I realized that the go-gos are it's full of

Roskilde.

REBECCA (01:00:04.139)
No.

REBECCA (01:00:07.534)
But the name really explains the whole like little pennies and gay men thing actually. The go-gos.

Go-goes? Have you never heard of the go-goes?

I have, but come on. There's their little go-go dancers on the screen there.

They're angry lesbians.

BRAD (01:00:26.222)
Well, it's gay, I don't that's not a go go. Anyway, they're angry lesbians. realized the go go is filled with angry lesbians.

Very gay.

REBECCA (01:00:37.971)
really? Then maybe I haven't heard them before.

It's vacation vacation all I ever wanted. Come on, Keith vacation had to get away.

All they ever need.

Head over hills, why should I go? You don't know the go-gos?

Hey, do you guys ever?

BRAD (01:00:58.81)
once in college, I was drunk. doesn't count. That's that was the go-go's when they started right there. Can you take that Keith? Because they can't see it. Can you take this? Feel this. I can make it bigger.

Can you take that, kids?

REBECCA (01:01:17.944)
Yeah.

What I can't I but and then and you could kind of tell which ones were lesbians then I mean

Hold on, on, hold hold on, how many are? Two. Do you know which two for sure? Okay, hang on. It's gonna be.

2 affirmed

BRAD (01:01:35.918)
yes.

Say black tank top, top right and then lower left earrings.

Hang on. I'm going to say two different ones. Upper left with the red shirt underneath and bottom right with the tank top.

Okay, Jane Weedland and Jane Weedland who is the bass player and Gina Shock who was the drummer still is because they were they are I'm gonna tell you hang on. Here we go because

Which two? Please do.

REBECCA (01:02:16.204)
Recognize them there.

All right, so this one, Jane Weedland.

Which is... I got it, yep.

and Gina Shock. Now I'm confused on which one. I'm pretty sure this one.

yeah, I got one right you got one

BRAD (01:02:30.99)
And these two because in like one of their books they admitted they they had a relationship now Belinda Carlisle She was married and had kids and all that stuff. I think but the other two They were kind of cute. But then you look at him today and it's like And there's the those are the those are the two that were this was this is lower right and upper right? but

OK. It looks like it looks like purple hair saying not here, not the time nor place.

Well, right. And here the thing with the shirt, though, it's like, why do they smash the patriarchy?

I see. That's exactly what it is. I don't know, but whatever, needs to be smashed.

What what what is what's the patriarchy where?

BRAD (01:03:17.742)
Smash that like button no matter where you're watching right now.

BRAD (01:03:30.99)
February. That's too early.

BRAD (01:03:38.4)
What? You just asked when's the best time. said before Halloween. Would you think it's after Halloween?

October 1st, Rebecca, is Labor Day acceptable like the day after Labor Day?

Yeah.

REBECCA (01:03:52.556)
I don't know. We don't have Labor Day. I don't know what the big deal about.

It was the Grover Cleveland nod to the communist labor movement in America is what Labor Day.

Labor Day,

means hot dogs and the beat.

I see. So, that's her handle. sent me this right here. Cracker Barrel. This was yesterday, had posted on their website shop Halloween exclusives. Now, May 15th, I'll tell you cracker Barrow. Look at that. Let the Halloween fun begin. Holy crap. Get an early start to your festivity. Shop a special selection of exclusive.

REBECCA (01:04:32.014)
There is like you're around Christmas So why not year-round? my god. Look at that cool dog

NO!

KEITH (01:04:42.572)
It doesn't mean

KEITH (01:04:47.022)
made it

the new yard key.

Do they make it as a cat? Because I'd get one of those as a cat.

me too, for sure. Yeah, I don't even decorate for Halloween, but I'll start if I can get right.

You guys have trick-or-treaters over there on October?

REBECCA (01:05:01.57)
We do but it's not like the US and people don't really decorate so it's not

We all do the candy or whatever.

I mean.

Yeah, when do you do the candy?

It's like organized with this school and the school knows.

KEITH (01:05:17.91)
So boring and lame and stupid.

That's when you do the candy.

on Halloween.

What about the other days of the year you don't get any candy the other day

No.

REBECCA (01:05:30.83)
We have this Christmas tradition in the book, which is like you ring the doorbell and you sing Christmas songs and they give you candy. You dress up like little...

Wait,

BRAD (01:05:43.086)
Yeah, I'm all hot.

yes, continue.

mess up like little heathens.

Yeah, he didn't say, yeah, actually, yes.

works for me. Do you know why? Do you know because we had Ron's wife on this morning who she's the smart one in the relationship and the and wears the pants but she works for an importer and so she deals a lot with China and the reason that they start putting stuff out so early for like Christmas is because it it starts getting made like

BRAD (01:06:21.452)
As soon as you start seeing the ads and stuff, that's when they physically start making all the unnecessary plastic objects in China that are going to be the gift.

I'm gonna show you guys something. I got something for you

What are you gonna, hang on a second, let me get.

You've ruined her, by the way.

I've not done a thing.

REBECCA (01:06:40.758)
Christmas decorations standing here like

That feels like a Norwegian thing.

I got on a reindeer.

Is he riding side saddle? Where's his other leg? there it is.

No

REBECCA (01:06:52.686)
No, he's there it's just you know, isn't he not it's nice

It is nice. It is nice.

I've just never seen Santa on a reindeer, I don't think.

Yeah, the other thing is there's a tree that I mean reindeer is like, you know, talk to my union

Is that good to the reindeer?

REBECCA (01:07:13.439)
Yes,

I feel like reindeer are higher in the Christmas hierarchy. Like they shouldn't be, you know, carrying Santa. I pull a sleigh. I don't pull trees.

WIP and Santa, right.

REBECCA (01:07:26.178)
Well, we have Scandinavian set, you get it? It's different.

But that's where Santa came from, isn't it, Scandinavia?

We do actually have a little Santa place up here. Yeah

So long.

Hold on, that's not what I meant, Keith. Don't even, don't you look at me like that.

KEITH (01:07:49.346)
Hey, want to show you all this. I want you to tell me, is this art? This guy, this guy put a whole bunch of cell phones. Wagon. He walked down a street and so it showed up on Google Maps as a traffic jam. It's so good. Yeah. And so people avoided it. As you can see, he's walking through the middle of the street.

What?

BRAD (01:08:00.526)
Hmm.

REBECCA (01:08:10.472)
What? That's funny.

KEITH (01:08:16.885)
Ain't nobody around, cause ain't nobody wanting to go that way. Woo, I'm avoiding the bridge today, cause it is blood red on my map.

I feel like I've seen that guy before doing stuff like that.

I love it. I love it. So, but is it art? Like, what would you call that? A prank or art?

would call it a prank. I'm very much of the like old school conservative way of looking at art. Art should be, it's like making beautiful things.

I think.

KEITH (01:08:45.877)
Like sculpted boobies or something like that,

Yeah, beautiful paintings and like.

that's called the movies.

Or like, okay, would you say your little Santa hauling a tree? Is that art?

No, that's a Christmas decoration.

KEITH (01:09:01.56)
Got you.

But aren't they technically art?

No, not in that sense.

And what's the difference between art and pornography? See what I'm saying? My gosh, don't answer that, Brad. I'm sorry.

Watching somebody watching what's her name?

BRAD (01:09:23.852)
Who's that? She's gonna say it.

Disgusting woman's name that keeps popping up on X everywhere Bonnie blue Watching Bonnie blue is not art. It's disgusting

yeah.

KEITH (01:09:35.032)
Wait, on. Brad's like, wait, you can watch that?

What's who's Bonnie blue? is she that? Is she the one that did?

Do they call her the queen of orgies or something?

Hold on, Brad, what didn't she do? The one that did. Yes. Yes. Hold on, hold on, hold hold on, hold I saw the greatest meme.

Right, thank you.

REBECCA (01:09:54.109)
He's saying, I want to get married and have children in the future. I'm like, no one's going to want to marry you. had sex with a thousand men in one day. Yes.

That sounds exhausting. That takes all of the fun out of it. no.

The next the next round now, I don't know if that's Bonnie blue or that other other chick But she promoted a video with all these disgusting men that can't wait to just ravish her She's and she goes around looking at them. It's like I'm gonna leave this room in a wheelchair

Yeah, I don't I don't understand I don't know what makes a person

about that? I don't get it. It's just

KEITH (01:10:36.664)
That is someone who was damaged as a little

But listen to this meme. You know we've talked about on the Friday live stream before the what was it? 10,000 men versus a gorilla or whatever it was. A thousand men. And the meme was, yeah, okay, yeah. And there's a guy standing at a path and he has two choices he can make. On the one it could be, it says, says the first one to fight the gorilla. And then the other path is the last one to be with Bonnie.

and

BRAD (01:11:09.825)
I'm going gorilla man. I'm going gorilla. What a long slow death. Get it over with. Okay.

That's true. So I would take the gorilla

right. All right so I think that as far as pranks go that was a pretty good one the Google Maps one this right here what what don't

But but but what was it what no, I'm just gonna say what was it a good prank because I mean

KEITH (01:11:38.966)
Which one's better, the prank of the cell phones crossing the bridge in the wagon causing a traffic jam on Google Maps that people avoid? Or is it when your friends in one of these inflatable suits, you do some fart spray in there?

gosh.

BRAD (01:12:02.738)
ho!

Why is it so low today? don't understand. don't know. Let me try. Let me try something here. Hang on. See if that helps. Any better?

There you go.

That better? course not. Now the internet's not working. no.

can't hear it. Can you hear it, Rebecca? Like good?

KEITH (01:12:26.808)
Maybe two.

Yeah, I can. I hear them gagging, so, you know.

no. Why is the internet dead? NO! no! No, it's not gonna be sure. gosh, that's a real organic fart.

Is that grimace?

REBECCA (01:12:49.454)
Oh my god, ew.

BRAD (01:12:54.7)
Ha ha ha ha ha!

Santa down for the ca- no. Dinosaur time.

KEITH (01:13:03.342)
I'm sorry the internet is

Why does your internet suck so bad?

REBECCA (01:13:15.486)
poor kid

and a kid. too bad. Welcome to the real world, kid.

That's just me.

my god, some guy did this to his grandma's oxygen? That's for hell.

Wait a minute. We got to have details, Wisconsin Jack Hole. You can't just leave this as some guy did this. It's either you, Wisconsin Jack Hole, did this or there's a big story here that we're going to need more deets on.

REBECCA (01:13:44.812)
Yeah.

art spray grand.

maybe it's a story. Oxygen tanks, don't forget that.

Maybe it's.

REBECCA (01:13:54.122)
There's a video, yeah, so...

Maybe it's a is it this one?

Let me see here, hang on.

Do I have, where's my?

no. that, hey, now.

BRAD (01:14:07.246)
Hold on a second because where's the damn okay? Can you hear it or do you have it turned down?

I don't have, sorry, it's, hang on.

I know, sweetie, but Lynn.

Yeah.

A few moments later...

BRAD (01:14:33.326)
I don't I don't feel like we're getting farts

No, this is not the one.

BRAD (01:14:49.262)
Okay, that's really loud.

It sure is. Boy, I'm glad we got the audio fix though.

Well, yours is screwed up. angry grandma on Instagram. Is that it? I didn't put,

you tell me when you want me to put it on the screen there. Sure. I'm going to run her by McDonald's and I'm going to go inside to get her food and on my way back out to the car. I'm going to spray her food a few times. So, okay. Let's go. It's been so long, Gran. There was a lot. don't want to see this.

my god, no, that's horrible.

KEITH (01:15:20.814)
Why are the people stuck?

because it's funny.

BRAD (01:15:29.206)
I

That chick, that chick is in- she knows everything that's gonna happen to her. I've seen her everywhere. This is such a- she- they do all sorts of stuff and she always tries to act surprised and it's just- Yeah, I- I don't think- I don't think there's anything genuine about the video she's in.

I've never seen her!

BRAD (01:15:47.628)
So she's not, that's not real?

BRAD (01:15:54.136)
because weird people say that about me.

Okay. Okay. Y'all gotta hear this story. I don't know what part of this story to leave out because it's just, it's so wild. Have you heard about just this week, a woman in Greece who filed for divorce after a 12 year marriage because the chat GPT told her to. You see this story? Brad, you're being awfully quiet. Have you seen this story? I thought you were just.

No.

BRAD (01:16:22.708)
I have not. I've not always... okay.

kindly letting me read it even

No, I was just no I was rubbing stuff onto my skin

Do you need a minute? Should I pull your video feed down?

I was using Patriots relief maximum relief rub which you can get it get mojo CBD and if you use the promo code daily mojo you get 40 40 % off which is pretty

REBECCA (01:16:45.806)
My hands are really dry.

Well, no, this isn't lotion. is well, well, it's a maximum relief rub. It's CBD. It's for pain and stuff.

Yeah, I can't have that. My baby won't like that.

I bet it's I bet it's Yeah, do it do it

Come on, we dare you. Rub it in, rub it in, rub it in.

REBECCA (01:17:10.06)
I've rub all the time.

Can I please read the story?

What? I'm sorry, Keith, I forgot you were here. Go ahead.

After making coffee for herself and her husband, this woman took photos of the grounds left in the cups and asked chat GPT to interpret them following a rising trend of AI assisted tassiography? I don't know. The chat bot reportedly saw signs of infidelity, specifically that her husband was fantasizing about a woman whose name started with an E and that this woman was trying to destroy their family. So naturally she filed for divorce without telling him.

The husband says she's often into trendy things. One day she made us coffee and thought it would be fun to take pictures of the cups and have GPT read them. He didn't take it seriously. I laughed it off as nonsense, but she didn't. She told me to leave, informed our kids about the divorce. The next thing I knew, I was getting a call from her lawyer. He refused to agree to a mutual separation. She served him formal papers three days later. His lawyer is now fighting the case, arguing that an AI-generated interpretation of

KEITH (01:18:13.56)
coffee residue has no legal standing. This is insane. And this should be a red flag for where we're going.

No, no, no, no, you're misinterpreting. It's been heard. Because if the two of them split up, which she's obviously a moron, then she and he won't procreate and have more stupid. Okay, well, this is going to stop them from having more.

They already had children.

They already did.

BRAD (01:18:48.512)
Like this is not chat GPT's fault. I think this is like people take Astrology and like these like stuff way too seriously

Lady is stupid.

BRAD (01:19:06.434)
I hate it when people take.

entertainment. Yeah, right.

for entertainment purposes only.

I just because I just asked Grok, hey, can you tell me if my wife is cheating on me? And Grok said, You're ugly and stupid and she probably is. He said, I can't know if your wife is cheating as I don't have access to personal details or real time information about your life. If you're feeling uneasy, the best approach is to have an open, honest conversation with her. Trust issues can often be clarified through communication. If you're looking for signs or advice on handling suspicions, I can offer.

no.

BRAD (01:19:42.476)
General guidance, would you like that? See?

Croc is boring.

Well, I know for a fact that my husband is not cheating on me.

REBECCA (01:19:53.922)
I'm not married! Shall we?

REBECCA (01:19:59.832)
WAAA-

I'm sorry, I'm busy reloading all of the videos in the hopes that they don't buffer again, so...

Why would you?

She just wanted an excuse for a divorce. Yes. You know what? I'm not so sure though, because these like idiots, they do exist.

Yeah, I know. There are plenty of them out

BRAD (01:20:18.838)
Never underestimate.

Alright.

and they vote.

done from one the moment she asks, do you know what time you were born? Run, run for the

is that the tip off? Is that they're looking up your astrology or something?

REBECCA (01:20:36.846)
looking up your your birth chart. Yeah. Run, Because I'm one of them.

How do you know that?

BRAD (01:20:46.158)
Are you a date? Don't marry.

No.

See, that's exactly what a date don't marry would say.

I am a if you don't take me serious from the moment that we meet then we're not dating. So I'm never getting married basically.

then you'll kill them in their s-

KEITH (01:21:06.926)
You

See I'm like I'm I'm Taylor Swift Described me. I'm a I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream. I mean I look I look so good, but you just don't want to know right? Exactly. That's me. That is me. I mean once you get to know you I'm terrifying. Okay, you can tell you that

Sure.

KEITH (01:21:30.222)
I wanna show you two videos of...

just glancing right over that. I mean, I'm just the spoon.

All all these tabs here. So I'm sorry, you were quoting Taylor Swift. This is the most elaborate tree house you've ever seen.

I thought that was water coming out the door.

So Brad is very talented with building and whatnot So I want to I want to see if if Brad Which are you more inclined to build this a video a or video B stand by?

BRAD (01:21:52.631)
with this finger.

KEITH (01:22:10.04)
not here for trivia, Bob.

KEITH (01:22:16.46)
That's a good dog name.

I think that's his name though, isn't it? The dog? I don't know what.

No, no, it's Yeah, it's the- Okay, look at this-

Did you know that ruto means delicious?

What a stupid sound effect. 13 trees.

BRAD (01:22:33.206)
in this tree house.

wow

where the shower and tub is, the farthest is your curtains or you can use the curtains. And then I put a toilet sink in here also.

So, but that's a cool Matt there. He's proud of this.

Don't fall down.

BRAD (01:22:52.416)
In front of me too.

It should be.

No. It's got a lock on the door. There's music key.

We're on the stairs. We haven't. A lot of first times here.

BRAD (01:23:06.882)
You're gonna get- Yes, you're gonna get SWACK for that one.

Look at that.

Wow, I'd live there, I will have that as my house!

I know it's in Hawaii, 13 trees holding this thing up. He's got to have this on Airbnb, It's got to be. Look at that, Titanic action.

Yes! I should go!

REBECCA (01:23:29.12)
I mean, he's not cheating, he's busy building tree houses. I need one of those.

Okay, wait a second. I just started typing in to go Hawaii tree house and it auto filled Airbnb.

Oh good, okay. there we go. So HI for Hawaii, HI Volcano. Yep, there you go.

Yes, sir.

BRAD (01:23:47.734)
and stuff.

Where what's your donation thing Keith because we need to like guys you have to donate so that we can do a live show from this tree.

Oh yeah. You just go to the top of my ex page. It says like a buy me a coffee and you click the link there.

I I've set one those up, I never put it in there.

I have one that's very, very good to have.

BRAD (01:24:11.928)
I never stuck it in.

But yeah, so you have to market with how I live or something like that, right? So

Volcano tree house. Yeah, so yeah, we'll do a show from there if people send money, but you put in the donation This is for the Hawaii trip And we'll know that it's for the Hawaii trip. Okay, so so Brad have you have you built a tree house that looks that cool?

Yeah.

BRAD (01:24:36.43)
I haven't

Hey, but hang on. why you get whatever you're doing there ready? Hang on. I want to play something else because you have a 3D printer. I know this for a fact.

It's printing something right now.

What is it making right now? Is it making a house?

No, it's making a vase from ancient Egypt.

KEITH (01:24:59.438)
Okay, that sounds interesting.

It is. What did you think I was going to See what you've done to me, Keith. Oh, that's cool, too.

What I thought you were gonna say but I don't want to say

KEITH (01:25:11.99)
I don't know why the volume's so low.

BRAD (01:25:16.77)
walls allow for easy

BRAD (01:25:23.81)
Because the machine does most of the work, minimal labor is needed, saving up to 45 % in costs. And it's also much faster to build. You could move in within a few days to three weeks, depending on the house size.

Yeah, no Uh-uh. I'm doing the first one that one. No, it looks like a soulless God forsaken

You're not doing that?

KEITH (01:25:45.706)
East German hideout. Turrets. Gun turrets. So, but Brad, what would you be more inclined to build if you had to build one of them?

Right?

BRAD (01:25:58.538)
If you want the real with the audio, there it is. Not that. What are you looking at you, Hussey? That.

There we go.

Good stuff right there. Right. Are you going to build that? So hold on a second. Is the machine the green machine? Is that the 3D printer? That is insane,

KEITH (01:26:27.042)
Okay. Yeah. What are you building? The three.

Using a 3d printer, why are you not printing something beautiful? Why do you have to always go to ugly? Why?

Brad, why do you always have to go to Ugly

I feel suddenly personally attacked. I'm not sure I'm all that comfortable with this situation.

Printing an Egyptian vase so directly to you because obviously you have taste, but this is

BRAD (01:26:57.294)
Do I? on. Did you mistake me for someone who has taste? what do you what you think the house is ugly right there?

no.

REBECCA (01:27:07.311)
yes, horrible.

I'm impressed with the ability to do that. I just think it's ugly too.

But you don't have to, mean, you can probably clad that with something if you want to put tile or something on it. I the idea is that.

telling you from Norway where everything is built in Soviet style. That is not good looking. Not at all. Just ask my Russian friend here. He knows.

with a large head. I'm sorry, what was the question?

KEITH (01:27:42.412)
I don't know. would you rather? What could you see yourself building? Because you're a master craftsman.

Well, if I was going to be like the tree house or this, because I do the tree house, because I mean, this is you just you plant the 3D printing machine and then push a button and there it goes. And then you're not really doing anything as with the tree house. You're, you know, making decisions and stuff.

That's where.

KEITH (01:28:05.486)
So you don't have the creativity fun with the other.

Right. And I don't know what this what this video was here that I mean, all I saw were the words there on the on the screen and and I thought you could finish the sentence, Keith. What

Hold on, let me go back.

KEITH (01:28:31.313)
advice.

Maybe. Probably. I would say it's probably advice. And this was, this is about tree houses. I don't know. And I'm, you know what, I'm not even going to wreck it by playing it because I don't want to know now.

bet it was advice.

Well, but it is too. Cause most women like to give.

I can't think what else it could have possibly been, honestly.

BRAD (01:28:52.918)
Right. Well, here's one of the funny comments. So Kitty murdered, which is kind of a weird name said, wow, your boobs look incredible. Definitely not trying to be one of those creepy dudes, but you look amazing. If you did get them done, please drop the doctor's name so I can get a consultation for myself. Hello. Since having a baby, they're not what they once were. OK.

All right, cool. So I have a question. Should there be a, because did you see, I love how the left in this country with this, it's breaking news that Joe Biden was cognitively impaired for, you know, the entirety of his presidency. No way. Right. And all of a sudden, If he hadn't written this book,

tap for go-

KEITH (01:29:43.596)
Right? would have never known the truth about what was going on behind the scenes at the White House.

There was no hints, no hints whatsoever.

No hints at all. my question is, it's a two parter. Should there be a cognitive test for politicians? I guess it had to be for all politicians. Or should there just be an age limit? What do you think? And you could say no term limits is the, but that's not gonna,

get it out. it just an A or B or can there is it.

It's an open discussion here. Should we limit who can hold office in this country? Even the Norwegian is allowed to weigh in.

REBECCA (01:30:23.799)
That's not election interference

Shouldn't there be a cognitive test?

Right? Why not? Okay,

Yeah, I agree. That's just good. And if you're on it, like maybe like some actual work experience in the real world and actually have been living like a normal person and not as a politician, all your life helps.

So would you extend that cognitive test to voters,

KEITH (01:30:53.806)
I think that's already been deemed unconstitutional with some amendment, but...

Ha ha!

BRAD (01:31:02.21)
that's right. Yeah, no, you can't. and that's actually good. Rebecca said is a good point. If you're giving a cognitive test to a politician, is that

That's probably not constitutional either.

Of course it is. You can test your leaders. You have to have the capacity to lead. You don't have to have capacity for anything to be following. We have seen that very clearly.

So California is the state right now that is considering an age cap for their politicians. I mean, they need a Marxist cap. They got plenty of those. But that's going to be interesting. think there might be fallout from this bite. All of a sudden, we learned that Joe Biden was cognitively impaired. There might be some kind of fallout for politicians. Yeah, you're right. That's stupid.

Get real.

BRAD (01:32:01.654)
And I mean, did you see the chick on CNN interviewing Chuck Schumer? Let me see if I can find it, because she asked Chuck Schumer about sitting there with Biden and whether or not he had seen any signs. he did.

No!

KEITH (01:32:24.408)
Was that recently? Because I remember a few months ago.

It was like last week. wow. I was a bit of a zoonotic. Because he he just refused to answer the question. He just said we're looking forward. We're looking for and

That's what he said six months ago, too.

Is it? maybe then it was because she talked about him sitting in the, the room with,

Okay.

KEITH (01:32:54.062)
Hold on, let me ask this chick something. Advice, right? Is it advice? Sorry.

Hahaha

Really sure, I'm pretty sure it is.

You know the comment that you put up Keith No, Congress didn't work go to work for six months Belgium has the The world record in not having a government and they never they the country never worked better I don't remember how long it was several hundred days

Belgium went without having anybody in charge.

REBECCA (01:33:25.646)
Government, yeah.

I want to try that right now. Let's go. Because otherwise it's just going to be ruled by judges in this country.

depending on how the Supreme Court rules in a few...

589 days following the 2010 election, specifically from June 2010 to December 2011, the country was without a fully formed government.

that amazing?

KEITH (01:33:52.078)
See, the thing is right now in this country, we actually want Congress to get in there and codify all of these executive orders into law from Donald Trump. once the Democrats take over again, you know, in 16 months, we're gonna need the Congress to, we're gonna try the Belgium plan, I think.

Yes

BRAD (01:34:14.466)
Do you think any of this stuff, any of the good stuff that's being done now is gonna stick?

Well, the no tax on tips and no tax on overtime is going to sunset in 2028. The only thing that would be sticky is the current tax levels, income tax levels would instead of sunsetting at the end of this year, those would be permanent. the stuff that Chip Roy wants with the Medicaid work, what you call it,

that is that's getting pushed back to 2029. It didn't pass the committee today was the Ways and Means Committee didn't vote that out of committee but they're still confident that it's gonna pass and and run up the debt because it doesn't matter who's in office we're gonna make sure to add trillions in debt to the deficit. What do you got over there? got

This was this was the this was the interview. I don't. Not only is there no free lunch, there's no free Air Force One.

I think I was saying it was my mother who frequently told me that.

KEITH (01:35:28.142)
I said you can pause that for a second because clearly that's right now. But is that not the clip you wanted?

Yeah, it is, but it's five minutes long, but I'm looking for the, this is it right here.

and they call it a cover-up of Biden's.

It's outrageous and the public is on our side on this.

I do hear the Democratic messaging that you always say that the Republicans are on the side for. Sir, I really do want to ask you about something that has been breaking out of CNN, our Jake Tapper and Alex Thompson have raised.

BRAD (01:35:48.684)
Mather-

KEITH (01:35:58.488)
Breaking breaking go f yourself breaking this broken 2019 breaking

in a book called Original Sin, they call it a cover-up of Biden's health and his cognition and his fitness, quite frankly, to be president of the United States. You sat next to Biden in the Oval Office, February 27, 2024, just a handful of months before the president took that debate stage. And it was later reported that you and other Democratic leaders were talking before the debate about having a plan. You and Hakeem Jeffries

Nancy Pelosi, Barack Obama. understand you later denied that that ever happened. I am curious, I'm interested to know whether the man that you saw sitting there on that couch on that day, you were in there, you saw him up close and personal. Did you really not have any idea that he was not fit to serve a second term?

Bye!

KEITH (01:36:55.17)
So are you retarded?

forward. We have the largest Medicaid cut in front of us. have the whole federal government.

of this because you lost presidential election. And is that not Joe Biden's responsibility for deciding to run again?

We're looking forward.

That's the same thing he said six months ago.

REBECCA (01:37:13.762)
All right, Senator Chuck Schumer, know you got to go. I appreciate your time.

Okay, so he said the same damn thing between Biden dropping out and election day. So it is almost the same clip, but my gosh, these.

And they'll reelect him.

yeah. Is AOC going to run for president or is going to run for Chuck Schumer's Senate seat because they're both up at the same time in 2028.

anything is possible. Because I think we live in a simulation.

KEITH (01:37:45.578)
Hey, can you go? OK, that's a whole nother. That's a Thursday deep dive, my friend. Find me a on that. Find me a guest on that.

I, Rebecca, do you believe we're living in a simulation?

KEITH (01:38:00.706)
Are we, I love that. I love that. That's a good elevator conversation. Hey.

Just real quick, do you think we're living in a simulation? or no?

BRAD (01:38:11.928)
Sort of. Isn't that being like a little pregnant?

No, I mean, the simulation depends on how you see it, but.

does it.

Hey, somebody do my job for me. What Brad? Can you Google just try this in the news section here? Something along the lines of an underwater volcano is ready to blow its top off the Wes⁓ Coast. This scrolled at the bottom of I believe it was CNN actually just a few days ago. Here's exactly what you can look while I read this. This is what scrolled along the bottom. It's either MSNBC or CNN.

An underwater volcano is ready to blow its top off the Wes⁓ Coast. Scientists predict one of the Pacific Ocean's lesser known volcanoes will blow its vent in the coming months, causing 10,000 earthquakes in one day. It just got a scroll at the bottom. I haven't heard it anywhere else. You find the story?

BRAD (01:39:07.65)
like to blow her vent. I don't even know what that means.

Mile wide?

That seems like it's pretty big.

Seems like it should be more than a crawl at the bottom of the damn news network.

Those look vaguely suggestive.

BRAD (01:39:29.1)
I'm just going to leave it there. I mean, to me, looks like a suggests to me an underwater volcano. Anybody else want to weigh in on what those look like?

underwater volcanoes. they just voted on a new pope down under the ocean.

Me too, Rebecca.

REBECCA (01:39:46.538)
Yeah, I what Keith said

Yeah, it does. does. It's a feeling.

That's a white smoke.

They just selected a pope.

We got a new aqua poop.

BRAD (01:39:57.922)
That's that's a circle volcano thing there. What it is. It's a they're kind of in a circle. They just they haven't stopped yet, have they? They obviously went to Coachella. But yeah, a mile long big that's a big old.

Okay.

KEITH (01:40:14.958)
10,000 earthquakes in one day.

Hundred miles of see hundreds of miles off the coast of Oregon. Uh-huh. It is It's gonna blow its wad right there Everything it's a sexual seam out. No, sorry axial seam out look like sexual It's but it is it is known as the seam out. I don't know why they call it the seam out

It's within the week, right? Within the week.

BRAD (01:40:41.844)
it does seem rather strange. It would be the seamount. What they need to do is send a submarine full of semen over there to check it out.

KEITH (01:40:55.574)
What? Wait, why?

Well, that's what you have in a submarine, first of all, is a bunch of seamen and they would go over there and there are.

Turning on about semen.

Do you do you not like the Navy? mean, you can fail the seven seas. Maybe you can put your mind at ease.

I'm quickly looking for another. Quickly looking for another. Oh, here's one. Got it, I found another story to talk about. Good.

BRAD (01:41:20.418)
Those things are still blowing right there. That is amazing. They, well, I don't know. They are, the underwater shmingles are stopped yet. Those are still just there. You and everywhere.

the Siemens are blowing.

KEITH (01:41:28.417)
Underwater

KEITH (01:41:38.306)
So how long is too long if someone ghosts you before, they come back?

These are such a thing it's too long.

Please just don't answer that So.

Why would you direct that toward a woman? think that is discriminatory in and of itself. You pig man. I can't even believe I'm seen in the same screen with you. Makes me sick.

Let me fix that.

REBECCA (01:42:11.406)
you

REBECCA (01:42:15.596)
It's just us now.

I'm back

It's just you.

me.

Okay, so this is interesting. So this woman says that, I love this, she goes to a UK-based community site called Mumsnet. Mumsnet, which...

REBECCA (01:42:38.286)
Mums.

I don't think you have to pay to go to Mumsnet. It's a place where women can go to seek advice from other women.

Don't go there and see

She says, before things went quiet, I had invited this woman, this other woman, her friend to a birthday trip abroad, which she bailed on without much warning and didn't acknowledge my birthday at all. At the time, I was hurt but eventually moved on. However, the original poster says that the former friend has since reached back out, sending her a long message out of the blue on WhatsApp last night.

KEITH (01:43:15.67)
She says that the woman apologized for missing her birthday celebration, writing, I know some time has passed, but I wanted to give you some context. This has stayed with me and I've felt ashamed. I was struggling when I moved, new job, new place, grieving my partner, and I got overwhelmed. I made an excuse and avoided you, which I regret. I don't expect a response, but I'd be happy if you were up for catching up. And so the original lady, the poster says, it's been over two years and I had to process the silence and let it go.

I'm not sure how I feel about opening the door again, even slightly. What say you? Let's go with Rebecca first on this. What would you do if this lady vanished like that and then came back and was like, hey, let's be pals.

The exact same thing. If you die on me, you're dead.

But what is that time? Like three months, six months, two years.

I mean...

BRAD (01:44:08.236)
Hmm.

Kind of depends on the friendship like I have friends that I haven't talked to for months and then when I see them it's all good and great but if it's like a close friend and they go suddenly just goes to you then a

Yeah. I like that. Is it wait a week?

Yeah. Good lord.

Wow.

KEITH (01:44:29.122)
There are guys on my fantasy football league that, I mean, I'm lucky if I talk to them during the season.

No, I mean, if you try to reach out and you don't get a reply, like everybody. I mean, I'm busy, too. Like, I don't see everybody all the time. But, know, you have the decency, at least to answer like, hey, I can't make it to your birthday party.

I see, I see, I get it.

KEITH (01:44:52.696)
Yeah, no, common courtesy is dead. That is dead. That's dead. Brad, how long you going? Like if I don't text you, right? Let's say we weren't doing this live stream and you had to be here or whatever, you know, which you actually don't have to be here. But bad example. But it's like, what if we didn't do this weekly? How long would be right? Because I'm thinking.

Like

BRAD (01:45:18.882)
like marriage.

God, I'm thinking that that guys are gonna be different than girls and stuff like this, right? Or am I wrong? Because I don't I don't sit there and text my buddies all the time, you know.

I Yes, no maybe is the question what's the time limit or Because I mean I could end up being a hermit for months and and yeah and You know but then at the end of those might it could be six months, and then I hadn't thought of you in a while I send you a text say hey, what's up? and it's you know hey have no

Amen.

REBECCA (01:46:04.526)
He you in May and says, hey, I'm going to have a Halloween party. Already bought the decorations of this awesome webpage. I hope you

You've got to see this ceramic dog in a sheet.

Exactly. And then you don't reply until like three months after the Halloween party. That's, you know, that's...

That means I missed the Halloween party.

Information even like can you just say like hey, I'm hermiting so talk to you later

BRAD (01:46:49.368)
Yeah, I guess.

in this case you still have time to come to the party because I invited you in May and you didn't respond to August so that's why you have to plan ahead.

I'm actually, yeah, I'm actually ahead of the curve at that point. Yeah. So I'm good with it. yeah. Yeah. You're going to make me come again to the party.

You coming to my party then?

awesome

REBECCA (01:47:11.02)
It's going to make you cum again, yes.

the part that's

Encourage him!

my gosh!

But I mean...

BRAD (01:47:22.648)
Care is right. We women are a lot more catty than guys are. We remember when you do or don't do something. Very true. Exactly. By the way, she wanted me to guess what her blood sugar number was. And I said 69. Of course. Or 120.

True.

BRAD (01:47:45.494)
Is that close? I don't know. I don't know what good blood sugar is.

Yeah, I either. I don't know the scale.

Six? Fifteen. I don't know.

What is it? No, but no. So Google blood sugar scale and then let's wait for Julie's answer.

Remember.

BRAD (01:48:03.745)
see what's

Is it between 7 and 14? I can't remember.

What's a good blood sugar number? A normal fasting blood sugar level is 99 mg per dl.

Yeah, I don't know.

KEITH (01:48:21.358)
wants to fast. That's bo

that where you don't eat? Cuz no. Yeah. Um uh for uh those with diabetes, the American Diabetic Association recommends target levels of eighty to 130. So, I was a little low on the sixty-nine. So, I was low on the sixty-nine. So, I I apologize.

Diabetes!

KEITH (01:48:40.436)
So where are you at, Julie?

REBECCA (01:48:45.282)
But I think we measure it differently in...

Julie doesn't want to tell us her blood sugar. Okay, excuse us.

60, 68 possibly.

So apparently the audio is low on some of these videos. So just don't get hung up on the audio. But this chick was scuba diving. And she found a shark with a fish hook in its mouth. And so watch what happens. She actually took it out of the shark's mouth. that's good. This is going to be helpful with the choppy video. Look at that.

the

REBECCA (01:49:24.206)
I've seen her before that this is what she does

That is takes hooks out of sharks mouth.

the

Would you put your fist down my throat?

So anyway, so now...

BRAD (01:49:49.922)
beats.

She's known for this and she died.

Look at this. And so now they all come to her and they're like, Hey, I heard you're the right.

lady. Right. She's the hooker. She's the D hooker. She's the you know what? She could end up being lunch at some point because they really don't give a shit. of the one of

You hook her,

KEITH (01:50:05.902)
The Hooker.

And it's.

my gosh, my gosh.

KEITH (01:50:15.496)
who didn't get the memo is gonna be like wait I thought we were gathered around to just devour her and no and they're like you dumbass that was the chick that that saves our lives you stupid ass and then by the way Rebecca I watched the octopus teacher show

I wasn't supposed to eat her?

BRAD (01:50:35.181)
octopus

So, did you enjoy it? Did you cry?

It was good. Yeah, it was sad. I didn't cry. I don't think I cried. think I saw it coming. But Brad, hold your thoughts, please. Yeah, and so it's a good flick, though. My octopus teacher, it's on Netflix.

You cried a little.

BRAD (01:50:51.143)
your heart.

BRAD (01:50:56.834)
What movie is it?

REBECCA (01:51:01.998)
It's a documentary film. It's really good.

Yeah, I mean it was good, but I feel like you're ready to start a church to the octopus.

It was just so fascinating. Yeah.

You watched it four times, What was her name again? What did he name her?

I remember.

REBECCA (01:51:20.972)
Pussy, yes.

Yeah, pushy.

yeah, that's right. That's right. let's see here. okay. So, this guy, would you trust this? This guy's a photographer and he's out in the the wherever the hell he is, wherever chimps live and and this chimp wants to use his hands as a bowl for water and that's sweet. Look at that. look at that. Here. Let me dip your hand down in there and whatnot and slurp out of it.

Here, dip your hand back down in there.

No.

KEITH (01:51:57.644)
And you try to walk away, he's gonna eat your face. look, he's always washing his hand off. He's like, look, I'm sorry.

Ask Charlotte Nash if you should trust a monkey.

Is that the chick that Oprah's friend or whatever?

or not. She's Oprah's friend, but she lived next to the chick with the.

I'm sorry. She was on Oprah talking about it. That's right. She was in Connecticut and her friend had a chimpanzee. Yes. And did they ever figure out what that was? It was like a perfume or something they blamed or something. that was.

BRAD (01:52:25.56)
Who knows?

Have you seen when that camera guy gets shagged by that rare parrot?

I'm sorry, did you just say shagged?

My god.

Yeah. Holy crap!

BRAD (01:52:37.218)
by a rare parrot?

I bet he can't do anything to hurt the pair.

I'll send it over in the private chat. It's so funny. Come on. It's one of the most funny things on the internet.

parents.

When you say shag, do you like Austin Powers shag?

REBECCA (01:52:53.9)
Yes, shagalicious.

How do you get shagged by a pair

Hold on, I'm previewing this.

very fun

KEITH (01:53:05.538)
Wait, is it on the back of his head? Holy crap, hang on.

Yes.

That's like trying to determine the sex of a cat. Where do you even look?

Woo!

You're being...

REBECCA (01:53:21.111)
Look at his face! The face is so funny. Look how happy!

my gosh.

When I say, when I say be kind to animals, I don't mean this kind.

Well he's not doing anything, he's being raped by a parrot! He's being shagged by a rare parrot!

How do I see?

KEITH (01:53:47.598)
How did he mistake a human head for a female? What a retarded parent. shouldn't be allowed

just go ahead and say it's a parent tang he's really going for it wow you wouldn't you try to beat him up

BRAD (01:54:09.986)
Beat him off now! Chosen him? Actually, you weren't paying,

This is funny.

All those necks

I'm of trying to get back on.

KEITH (01:54:27.054)
Yeah.

Get the f*** off!

Yeah, you've got blood there and blood there and blood there.

She is over here and god, And not. Gosh, this is horrible, man. Stop it.

You did not just.

BRAD (01:54:42.37)
There should be a parrot on my shirt.

on the internet what's wrong with you guys

I didn't know a parent could do that.

Apparently they can.

Apparently they can.

BRAD (01:54:56.364)
That is... I mean...

I mean, Birds of Paradise is the coolest thing. Have you seen the way they dance to attract their mate? It's. Good. It's so good.

What? It's good. Don't let that parrot hear you. Next thing you know, you knock on your door.

Ha

I heard you were available. Hang on. me find this here.

BRAD (01:55:19.566)
My, my, my, my vase just got done.

cool. You got to it. So it's got an app that's connected to your 3D printer and then it tells you.

Yeah, while you're looking at that, I'm going to go grab my vase. I want to bring it in.

I'm gonna watch MMA Kitty Cat.

I think I know why the parrot is rare. That's funny.

KEITH (01:55:43.746)
Who said that? I gotta get back to the comments here. Hang on.

If Fermo

Yeah, what a dumb stupid wait no no no I should get a parrot

I trust photographers, that's funny too.

Let's see here. Okay, here we go. MMA cats. This is good stuff. it's funny here with the audio that for some reason is too low. I don't understand why it's so low. It's making me sad. Let me try this again. Hang on. Absolutely nothing. Can you hear this audio?

BRAD (01:56:19.116)
this.

KEITH (01:56:24.814)
Let's try it again. What audio, Keith? It's not even playing the video. my gosh, I am worn out from this internet stuff. That's the last time I opened the tabs the day before.

Can you hear the audio?

Barely.

Hmm. I know.

It really adds to it.

BRAD (01:56:49.976)
Because is the audio like cats and dogs talking?

No, it's like MMA.

Bye announcing.

no.

BRAD (01:57:01.974)
I bet it sounds funny though. I bet it. I bet it does. I bet it is.

It does sound funny. It's really good.

That's a take down.

at, am I right?

They're funny.

BRAD (01:57:15.179)
Does your cat ever fight with anything? Oh, yeah.

It's me sometimes, yeah.

That's a big cat to be fighting too.

very glad he's not size of a tiger. Let me just say that. He gets really upset with me and he gnaws me to the bone in my arm. Also, no, I shouldn't say this, but I'm going to say it.

KEITH (01:57:32.386)
Is that?

BRAD (01:57:43.373)
Cheers.

My cat humps my leg.

Would you like to see my vase? I mean, this is an amazing vase. Hello. Hello. Hi. Look, I can talk into my vase.

How long did it take to make that?

That looks good. Is it waterproof?

BRAD (01:58:07.864)
Two hours?

Yeah, we can drink out of it if you want to. But this is a...

KEITH (01:58:33.39)
So it's not even a replica.

It's not yeah, it's not a replica but it's you can tell I mentioned you could talk into it octopush a

Yes. that's the name you went with. Yes. So how long would it take to build a house of with that three

with the 3D printer? 3D printer. That 3D printer, you could, because you'd have to do it in very small pieces.

It's a what size house?

BRAD (01:58:59.864)
Good point. Hadn't thought if you're just building a house for your parrot lover, then you know, it would take less time.

for your parrot lover.

Didn't Lionel Richie sing a song about that?

That's a reference to Penny Lover.

Yeah, Nikolai Tesla, I think he married a bird,

REBECCA (01:59:20.106)
I mean, when you think about it, you know, politicians, they're like parrots. And the pain that that man was in is the pain that we're all in.

right from getting stragged by a parrot pecker.

So the photographer is a voter. Yeah. The parrot is a politician. Yeah. Yeah, I like it.

So the parrot pecker would be.

I don't, don't laws.

BRAD (01:59:45.432)
Sure. Yes. I'm going with that.

absolutely so don't forget to follow at real brad stagg's check out all of his stuff at the daily mojo dot com you gotta follow rebecca at are mister reagan tear down this wall

You can just go to Finland and find her.

I don't think that's where she's in Kentucky.

Norway!

REBECCA (02:00:09.622)
way.

Northulkin way pal

She's in Bullitt County, Kentucky. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we're going back to the Bullitt County Schools 1912 eighth grade examination. I'm going to move on from the math section here.

Thank you. Is that what the examination was?

Well, that's what we spent most of our time on so far. Let's see here. Boy, these are so tough. They're impossible to read, never mind actually doing them. All the questions.

BRAD (02:00:44.823)
work is.

BRAD (02:00:49.592)
What did I miss? All the questions of what?

We've taken now for a month at the end of the live stream. So grab your pen and paper and you're going to try to answer a question from the eighth grade Bullitt County, Kentucky, 1912 exam. All right. Here we go. Geography. All right. Okay. We have a fighting chance here. There's no numbers, no math. Name and give the boundaries.

wait.

REBECCA (02:01:06.592)
Okay.

BRAD (02:01:21.154)
the no-no square.

of the five zones.

So you're no, no square.

I just don't even know if these are... Are these still a thing?

of of your on a person.

KEITH (02:01:37.774)
on the globe geography

No.

Geography can be a lot of things, Keith.

It sure can. It sure can.

Okay, number one, five different zones. They're called, look at you.

BRAD (02:01:56.777)
I'm not touching anything.

Googling.

My hands are right here.

You ready?

to hold my book because it keeps...

KEITH (02:02:06.602)
I'm over.

I'm holding my book right now.

KEITH (02:02:13.016)
Lord. Do you want the answers? Because I don't think you're.

What?

I want the question!

What the hell is the phones

name and give the boundaries of the five zones. think temperate zones, temperate zones.

REBECCA (02:02:26.196)
I don't even know what this is.

Yeah, I don't either. This sucks.

All I know is the no-no square.

this is the North Frigid Zone, which is north of the Arctic Circle. That's part of your country. North temperate zone between the Arctic Circle and the Tropic of Cancer. The Torrid Zone. that sounds like fun. That should be a Alfred Hitchcock movie. Torrid Zone. The Torrid Zone.

or my ex-wife.

BRAD (02:02:51.054)
I thought you said the turgid zone.

Between the tropical circles, there's the south temperate zone.

And there's

South frigid zone. didn't hear you think.

You have to Google turgid just to understand that one latitude zones. If FEMA really eternal is thinking.

KEITH (02:03:10.478)
well, you know what? Bullet County, Kentucky didn't put that in there and they should.

And Kara says, or Monica from Friends will tell you there are seven. Thank you. And Kra is right, Twilight Zone. Kra, not Kra, Kra.

that's a friend's reference that I'm not. Shame on me.

Nice games there, Betty.

I think that's old took us. That should be legal. I don't care what anybody says. That's not gonna hurt. mean, as long you don't like hit it really hard.

BRAD (02:03:47.352)
But I'm not sure if that's what it means when you say, I'd hit that, if it's just like a slap or not. I think that's what that refers to when a dude says, I'd hit that.

I don't think that's what it refers to.

Are you sure? think, I mean, I'm the guy. So I think that I would, as a guy know what a guy is. I just, I'd hit that.

I'm gonna give you an alternate question. Name and give the, no, this isn't fair to the foreigner. Name and give the capitals of states touching the Ohio River. So first you have to figure out the one, two, three, four, five, six states that touch the Ohio River.

Yes.

BRAD (02:04:20.44)
Give the what?

BRAD (02:04:33.814)
Which Ohio River?

And then you have to tell me the capitals of those states.

Yeah, no, I give up.

Okay, okay, I tell you what, Rebecca, name three rivers in Norway. We'll give you an alternate question.

Okay, can you tell me where the river Mistra is?

KEITH (02:04:59.917)
It's in Norway.

Yep.

last name is from.

Mr. Reagan River.

Miss.

REBECCA (02:05:10.144)
It's in Randalen.

It's in your M-Dong.

RENDARN

Your language is

It's in Reindeer Valley.

BRAD (02:05:20.91)
That's what I said

Dear Valley, don't.

That's what it's called.

Because you know what you're doing the equivalent of a news anchor that says something like

brought the map up if you want to just grab that shot because there's the map of it. That's that's it right there.

KEITH (02:05:36.737)
there we go

KEITH (02:05:40.642)
There's a map. That's a map. That's interesting. I'm not.

It is. I think that's that's where it was. Pretty sure that's it.

That's a hell of a fan, I'll tell you. I mean, that is.

That is a hell of a fan, isn't it?

I all I still see is gay. I'm sorry. just cannot see it. It's so gay.

KEITH (02:06:01.934)
So here are the states that touch the Ohio River. Kentucky, Ohio, Indiana, Wes⁓ Virginia, Pennsylvania, and Illinois. So your capitals, of course, are going to be Frankfurt, Columbus, Indianapolis, Charleston, Harrisburg, and Springfield.

They asked permission.

REBECCA (02:06:18.422)
I'm giving you one of those.

Kara got it right. said Wes⁓ Virginia, Charleston, Ohio, Columbus, Kentucky. Damn, she's out there.

Another t-shirt idea, all I see is gay. I need to get myself one of those, yes.

That is a good idea. All I see is gay. Wow.

that hold on a second hold on hold on before we leave

BRAD (02:06:46.008)
seven erogenous zones.

I should have been. See, that was in 1912 though. You think they're going to be doing that?

KEITH (02:06:57.39)
What? That's an eighth grade test today. Sorry, Rebecca, what did you say? I interrupted.

It said that all I see is gay t-shirt needs to be a June edition. It's like anti-pride.

I can't wait to see what AI comes up with for a title for today's show.

You let AI choose it?

Wes messes around with that and then tinkers with it, but, it tries to pick up on stuff. And sometimes it's just some of the weirdest.

BRAD (02:07:28.969)
I've had I've had Grok do that before too and it does.

I cannot point to where I was on a blank US map. I'm sorry. I can get a Texas.

I'm gonna teach you some geography, okay? Because you need to know where these states are, okay? All right, so this right here is one of the greatest scenes of all time. It's in Talladega Nights. Where'd it go? Yeah, I don't know. mean, that would ruin the whole fun, it?

Gayness. Gayness.

BRAD (02:07:52.718)
We're gonna be able to hear it.

KEITH (02:08:02.274)
Okay, so everybody knows the scene, yes? He's a NASCAR driver, he's gay. That's his, no, that's it's playing, hang on. And so, what do mean you can't have him playing it yet?

you like me to find it?

BRAD (02:08:13.112)
Can't hear it!

That's why you can't hear it.

BRAD (02:08:21.454)
that's attractive. Did he just say husband? We're starting to real fast because of gayness.

Yeah, because he just had his

But look.

REBECCA (02:08:37.966)
So he had his heartbroken

His arm broken by the gay gay. Rome's starting to spin real fast because of the gayness.

really used to like Will Ferrell I think he's really funny and then I saw there was a documentary film on Netflix about him and then I was like oh Will Ferrell I'll watch that and I watched it I was like oh

God, turned out to just like.

Gay, and not even just gay, gay ABC people bullshit.

KEITH (02:09:08.11)
Drive around the country with some trans friend of his. Yes. Yeah, I saw the trailer and I said goodbye.

Once

trailer right my eyes had to burn before I

Once he destroyed, bewitched and land of the lost. was done with him. Will Farrell destroyed, bewitched and land of the lost.

I didn't know that.

KEITH (02:09:30.018)
Was there a modern version of Bewitched?

Yes, and Will Ferrell destroyed it. He made a feature film called, well, was, that's about the only thing it had in common was it was called Bewitched, but he totally effed the original series. No, not like a parrot, not like a parrot,

And not in a good way, apparently.

KEITH (02:09:50.006)
I'm leaving now. So don't forget to follow Rebecca at our mystery. hold on. And then at real Brad stags. Rebecca, you're here next week, right?

Am I?

Not after the way she was treated today. Okay.

What is it what date is nice next yeah, probably yeah And I'm gone and then I'll be back on a later point I have some fun stuff to do I Have I have a packed week coming up and then over the summer. I have some fun stuff to do.

23rd. Yeah, and then you're gone.

KEITH (02:10:26.766)
You want to tell us or you just leave it hanging out there?

Is that any?

Like, what are you doing? Like, what does that mean? Like, you have fun stuff to do.

Hey, Betty, looking good.

I'm actually going to the south of Norway to be interviewed by an American journalist that lives in Israel that is here at the moment.

KEITH (02:10:47.176)
A lot of countries involved in that conversation.

Yes, and then I am later this summer, I'm going to Brussels to no, not Brussels, Hungary, because I'm going to MCC Fest, which is going to be really exciting, because I'm speaking there.

This is MCC Fest.

It is a Hungarian conservative think tank that has a festival every year. It's about 50,000 people that attend.

Okay, and Brad, are you doing anything with your summer?

BRAD (02:11:19.182)
I am only going to one place and it's in Westbury. I just pulled it up on the map and and Thank you, Jeffy. Apologize for doing that because it's it's gay, Wes⁓ Virginia

you're going to gay.

I'm going to gay. Yeah, I'm going to gay. I'm not gonna gay. I'm going to gay. I'm that's kind of the same thing if you're gonna gay if you if you're gonna go if you're getting your

look at that. There's a button that says in stream. I think I will. Bye.