NFL Athletes Are SUPERHUMAN Now – Here’s Why!

Trey And Wes (00:33.272)
Me either.

Trey And Wes (00:37.134)
Just see, this is how we should be good to go. My eye and the rug. This shit always goes fucking wrong. It be like that, man. It's all good. Yeah, it's all right. I'm not tripping, So. What's up, man? What's up? What's happening? What's going on? Nah, shit, you know, just kicking it, man. I know, this is a... the day off, so. You got the, you got the, it's the outfit that I'm loving, man. Yeah, I mean, I gotta, I'm gonna run back home after this. I'm gonna use this as my...

So what does Zoe think? The thing is, I'm not making fun of you. She didn't even see before. She laughed before I did. okay. So, she didn't see, but she didn't care. Well, no, because you look good. I thought you actually going to go play ball. I was thinking about it, but... Still too cold out? No, I can go to LA Fitness, but... Because we got a gym there, but I don't feel like going LA Fitness.

I mean just because I'm going do it a run and then like when I get back I'm just going be ready. get ready for the day.

Yeah, because we got nothing. Yeah, we got NBA All-Star Saturday night though. mean you guys have dunk contest and all that that's tonight? That's tonight. Okay. So that's that. I mean I actually forgot even, I think Mack McLungin, he's won what two of them? I forgot. Bro, I was literally just watching a little compilation video of like past dunk contests like 50s and like all the dunks that got 50s. How stuff looks so average. Yeah like. Well it seemed like these

These young kids, I don't know. Their creativity's not there. Yeah, but there's no way that can be real because of the ups that these guys have. Yeah, there's a different breed of athlete nowadays. Yeah, they're doing double through the legs and a 180. Going under the legs. I was like, this has got to be imposed. Going under the legs and shitting crazy. You're going to tell me this 15-year-old can jump higher than who... Some of these dudes is freaks. I ain't going lie to you. What year was it that Michael jumped from the foul line?

Trey And Wes (02:39.374)
Was that like 80C? He was at 80A, wasn't it? I thought, maybe? 87, 88, one of those two. I mean, I wasn't born. One the most iconic photos ever. But like, when you see other people do it, you don't really think it's that impressive. But see, he has a still shot. mean, we had, mean, in 2016, Zach Levine went between the legs from the free throw line and did a windmill from the free throw line.

Yeah, I'm just like, we're in 2025. Yeah, I mean, basketball players, why do you think Wiresons would wear Converse as if that was the technology? Hoop is way different than it was, bro. It's 2025, bro. It's way different. Well, that's what I was reading or listening to in the New York Times, and they were talking about, this was during Track and Field, What's the Name of Skull for the record? It had to with a long...

dreads. was like number one. It was the track and field star that was going to win the Olympics. Like this past year? Yeah, this past year. Oh, Noah Lyles. Yeah, yeah, Noah Lyles. Yeah. I was like, I So they were talking about how can he beat it and then they were talking about training. Basically, when it all started, they've only been able to shave since like the 1920s. One second.

With all, think about all the tech out there, only one second has been able to shave off. That's why like this. But the thing about that is in track and field, that's a fuck ton of time. it's fuck ton of time. That's a fuck ton of time. Yeah, that's like one of the point zero, but you just kind of think about like even with football, like just the technology and just how people, like what a linebacker looked like.

in the 60s compared to- They look motherfuckers right now, bro. These dudes are freaks, Yeah. These like 6'3", 235 fucking running a 4'6", like what the fuck is that? You gotta do chasin' after you like that, you're just like, well what is this? This person is not a fucking human. No, they're not. It's insane. That's where it's like parents, if your kids, you can tell they're gonna be built like that, keep pushing them to football, but-

Trey And Wes (04:49.43)
Other guys, just know your ceiling. right? Just like... I mean, and that's real though, because there is obviously some guys that have been on the smaller side, still are in the league, you know? mean, but...

It's few, people, mean Xavier, where did he place for the Chiefs? mean, you know, he is six foot, six one, but he's also one eight, 175, 180, which is pretty light, obviously for the NFL, but he also ran the fastest 40 ever. he, I mean- When was that time? When he ran 421, yeah, he was crazy, he was fine. But he also is the fastest person in combine history, so that helps. if you, you know, if you're a kid, like obviously even if they small, like you know, you can still go out there and play, but you just have to have that quality trade about you, like where there's going to be contention.

to work hard, working on your craft, getting skilled. But yeah, for the most part, both sides are still going matter, at end of the day in football, bro, because these dudes are Rudy can only have someone's Yeah, I'm about to say, these dudes are genetic freaks. I'm just going to say it, bro. Bro, if you go look at the fucking Eagles defensive line, Jaylen Carter and Jordan Davis, bro, them two dudes went to Georgia, bro, obviously balled out one, two national championships, but like, bro.

They're monsters. So Jeffy, the show I work at, he mentioned this in an Axia diagram. So what the Eagles D-line, like the normal average size, and then you compare him to like Steph Curry, to just every other athlete. It's, I mean, it's not even fair. Which is crazy because Steph is still like huge. Yeah, so they had him super imposed to their silhouette. Yeah, compared to a D-lineman. But it's crazy because people don't even realize like...

basketball player, because they consider like Steph, Steph gained a lot of fans because obviously shooting threes and his style But he also looks so much smaller compared to everybody else. Oh, he's this little guy doing this. I'm like, bro, he's 6'3", literally 195, 200. Like he's, I mean, he's literally the size of an NFL receiver. He's bigger than Justin Jefferson. it's like, dude, it's like, where are you? I'm 5'9", 160. Okay, so he's...

Trey And Wes (06:49.054)
Six more inches of you playing. And they literally, it was Jalen Hurst and Saquon backstage with Jimmy Fallon and Jalen Brown that plays on the Celtics was there. And they went up and dapped them up and somebody called, were like, bro basketball, NBA players are just built so, he's just like, he's 6'7", 220, just towering over these dudes, it was crazy. It was insane. It's how I feel like when you first see Space Jam. How the hell did Spud Web?

I will say this too. I love Spudweb. Love Spudweb, love Muggsy Bogues. No, no, was Muggsy that was in it. But also Earl Boykin. Shout out to the little guys. I'm just going to say this though, Wes. You can't beat 5'5 and play 15 years in the NBA now like you did when Muggsy Bogues was playing. That's what I understand. I love the nostalgia aspect of Jordan, bro. And he was dominant, yes, but like bro.

Mugsy Bogues played 14 years in the NBA. I don't know if he'd be able to play two right now. As freakish as he was, as great a player as he was, bro. It's just a different league, bro. It's crazy. It's insane.

They're getting trained, they're be tough enough literally to be like ... Driving up the lane, it's not like going up like, I'm just gonna do an easy layup, like no bitch, I'm you got Giannis and Wimby down there, like Gilbert Arena said it, bro, shout out to Gil. He said that eventually we're gonna reach a point in NBA where a coach is gonna just say, fuck it, and try it out a fuck you lineup of a six, seven point guard, a six, nine shooting guard, a six, 10, three, and then a six, and a seven, four, four, five man.

Like your average, your shortest person eventually in a starting lineup is going to be 6'7". Which is crazy. Because that's the average height period. But for your starting lineup, for the shortest person to be average height in the NBA, eventually that's going to be crazy, bro. that's going to be insane. Come to think about it, do you know anybody that's 6'7"? Like personally? Yeah. Okay. But not, I don't personally know anybody over Some people I grew up with.

Trey And Wes (08:54.58)
Matthew Smith, he's 6'7", 6'8", his younger brother is about 6'9". My friend Nico Caraccio that plays overseas, he's 6'10".

Remember PJ that plays on the mouse, went to my high school. He 6'8", 6'7", 6'8". was, cause he's four years younger than me, so he was a freshman, I was a senior, but he was still 6'7", as a freshman. I guess I was gonna ask, but you don't know many, but when you do, they command the presence. I mean, they hoop, they all hoop. Every person taller than 6'5", I know hoop.

Yeah, you know that there's some coach out there. Every single one of Mason, Matt Alden. Every single one of them hoots. Yeah. was... Nico. We talked about football, so let's just recap the Super Bowl. My pick was right, even though I was hoping it was going to be wrong. Remember, I told your friend that this is the best team of Chiefs to play in the Super Bowl since they've been going. So, been better than that Bucks team. I'm going be completely honest. I didn't really watch most of it.

Oh, I watched every second of it. So, because when I turned it on, first of all, fuck you to whoever streams it, because I had to go on Tubi. I didn't have YouTube TV, so it's not on Peacock, it wasn't on Paramount, it wasn't on- It was on, I thought they had it on Fox. Fox comes with something different. I didn't have it, so there was a free app that You didn't have Fox? I got Peacock, Paramount, HBO.

Oh, because you don't have... I see you because you don't have like... Oh, you don't have... No, you can get live TV with Hulu. Yeah. Well, I know that, but I'm guessing you don't... I'm thinking... I'm mean, watch. It was on like 2B or something Yeah, they did have it on 2B. And they said it didn't glitch or anything either, which was shocking for a lot of people. the Mike Tyson thing. And they try to blame it on... Like, no, it all ran well and I'm like...

Trey And Wes (10:49.55)
And they tried to blame it on the internet service provider in your area. that shit was still crazy me. I don't know why the fuck Mike did that. I know it was for a bag, but like- I don't know, where was his intensity? Like huge- He was fucking 60. I know, but like when he was sparring, I'm like, this gonna look like he's 20. Bro, that was because they took 10 second clips, I understand that, but he didn't even do 10 seconds of that. Bro, what? I'm just saying, he just like walked out there. I'm not hating him, I'm just like, dude, come on, do something. He's too old.

He's got pooed. That's what I'm saying.

Even the Javante Davis was saying he shouldn't have did that. was like, people around Mike should have not let him do that. He's too old for that. He's like, when you been in the ring as many times as he has, as old as he is, that just wasn't a good idea. But I mean, for a bag, guess. But with Cibrel, I was switching back and forth. when I saw it was 28.

zero like once it was got the halftime and I saw it's going like I was fucking them up. Yeah, I figured it's such what happened because That's just what you got to do to beat my homes man You got to get after them and if you can do what the Eagles did and rush for and should drop seven God Yeah, can beat the cheese man. This was the moment from my homes to be compared to Brady Yeah, cuz he didn't do the 3p. I still just never thought those comparisons should

start. You gotta go for their generation. just gotta get to at least five. To be in the conversation. At least with Brady, like you said, he could be, he is clearly the Brady of this generation, but like to just flat out compare him to Brady, they're even taking like his up to his, how many starts he's had so far in his age 20 whatever season, but bro like, dog, Brady is just a different, he was a different breed. I wanted to think of Vice was it Brady versus Belichick? Yeah, I mean I think they both needed each other, I'm not one to pick.

Trey And Wes (12:46.67)
Well, I mean Belichick. I haven't watched it yet. I think it hasn't come out yet. He was on the Giants. He was the coach for the Giants. can't say I totally hate him. Well, mean, obviously didn't. Brady did. He wouldn't have won another Super Bowl without him, which obviously you can say that Brady didn't need Belichick, which I can agree with that. But I just don't really think it was that big of a deal where we had to pick and say, oh, this person needed this person more.

They had a lot of success together. They have an airtime they need to fill, Yeah. So that's why they're creating each Just like, bro, they helped each other achieve great success. It was the greatest two modern dynasties we've ever seen. It is what it is. I would say maybe at the beginning Belchak just showed. Yeah, he had a lot more influence at the beginning. Yeah, but his football IQ, Brady's was just too... He was just calling it audible.

On the line. At one point that's just Brady doing Brady. He sat down on Calhart and literally said, especially with the Bucks, he said that Super Bowl, I knew the Chiefs defense better than they did. He literally said, I knew exactly what they're doing coming out of the huddle. He's like, that was what my superpower was, is I was so prepared. I was watching film and he said, literally, if I come out and I don't even know what they're ... If I come out and I don't know what the defense is already doing, I'm checking out of the play or I'm not snapping the ball. He's not going to put his team at a disadvantage because he doesn't know

Yeah, because they would just call it as soon as they would get the line back. Yeah, he'd see it and he's like, yeah, this call. Yeah, so I got to listen to my random shit. was a football historian who was wired with answers to internet questions. Finally figured out why it's called football. Yeah. Because I didn't realize that way before it is that there was two types of sports. was horse on, you would play sports on horse and one that you play foot.

That's just literally where to carry down to football. has nothing to do with your body, well, with your body, but the sport doesn't matter. It's because it was a foot sport. Did not know that. That was a fun little tidbit. It's crazy, The way the game has evolved to to it's nothing. I didn't realize that if you, when we first started that, if what, the goal post was in front because they wanted, if you missed throwing the touchdown, the opponent would always get a point.

Trey And Wes (15:09.678)
So that's why they always encouraged the quarterback wasn't even a big position. He was just a quarterback from the... So then they realized the scores were like 7-2 and they're like, yeah, this is way too boring. And they're like, we're not going to get anybody to watch this shit or come to the games if it's 7-2 all the time. Which makes sense. But now obviously we got so much scoring and everything is geared towards scoring. What would you...

as if you could take all the tech, what would be like something you could update? mean, honestly, bro, the fucking chip in the football for the first down, bro. I would put GPS on the chip. I just can't keep sitting here bitching at these reps for watching something move so fast and then having to literally spot some shit. They're on the fucking 30 and they got to spot some shit down there. Yeah, they're throwing a little flag at it. Yeah, throwing a marker. Yeah, or even for

Whenever they're trying to, it's fourth and inches and you do a QV sneak and shit like that. mean, bro, we just have to have the tech, we have the technology. Like fucking soccer over in Europe for their VAR, like they can see if a motherfucker's off size and shit. They literally will show you a digital thing where they are. Tennis, whenever the ball hits out, it'll show you, it'll literally zoom in and show you exactly what Shit, we have puck trackers for hockey. Like why the fuck don't we use that for the first down so people can quit bitching about the spots?

Yeah, you have a ball going 150 miles an hour off a swing. Yeah. And here we are still having a fucking 50 for a 55 year old guy like yeah, he spotted his right. Like he can't see shit. I'm a big fan of the A.I. product don't fix it. This is something we literally can evolve. is well. mean, Josh Allen already pushed his way into the.

I still thought was stupid, but. Which one was that?

Trey And Wes (16:58.382)
Just go get a stop on defense. I'm sorry. I'm a proponent of just getting a stop on defense. just feel like that shit. That's how you win. You stop. You get on base and you stop the other team from getting... sick of the excuses. Because again, it's very easy for you to say, well, they never got a chance, so they could have scored. Yeah. And then they could also get the ball and get stopped. I mean, what's They've had four quarters without a Why is it that the other team was able to go... They let off the hook.

for not getting the stop, and then the other team has to turn. They went down to score. They didn't get stopped. It is what it is. If they kick a field goal, that's one thing. But if you score a touchdown in overtime, you get the ball first, it should be game over. Kicking a field goal is one thing. You should get the ball. I agree. But if they go drive it down, because you got to kick the ball off to them. They're starting their own territory. It's not like they're starting at the 20, or at your 20 yard line. They're starting at their own 20. And if they drive 80 yards, they drive 80 yards to score a touchdown, but that's game over.

10 plays to get start. know, 10 plays to get every player going. Yeah, you had 10 plays to get three stops if you wanted to punt the ball. And on the punt return, it's not like you have like, it's always funny to try to watch a kicker and try to tackle a guy. It's like, dude, every guy on the field is meant to tackle that one guy. There's no like, oh, I shouldn't be Yeah, bro, like I'm not hearing that shit. But yeah, definitely change the fucking, put a chip in there for the first time. Yeah, I never even, when somebody mentioned that, I was like, that's.

Brilliant. I mean, bro, why are we not doing The tech is there. Yeah, it's not like this is still in its infancy stages. We've had this tech for a long time. Yeah, they got radios in their helmets. That's not... Like, I just... Yeah, our pets have chips in them. Literally. Yeah, so... So that would be my one rule change. But for the most part, things are going well, I would say. So I guess I can't say as a Giants fan, congrats to the Phillies.

to the Eagles. mean, I'm not really congrats, but they did what they had to do. You look up how bad was the rioting or looting at Philadelphia afterwards? I didn't see any stories, but I saw some pictures, but I didn't know if it was just kind of like a... I've mostly only seen stuff from the players at the parade. I haven't really seen anything from the people. So, you know, it's like the riot. You know, there's going to be some sort of... Even if it was happy looting. I feel like the night of. The night of. I wanted to know what Philly looked like. I didn't really... I wasn't really...

Trey And Wes (19:21.102)
any social media the night of, honestly, like after the game, because obviously the Eagles won and I didn't really want to have to deal with people talking crazy for no reason. Oh yeah, for work I'm like, I'm going to hear all about it tomorrow. I don't need to. Exactly, bro. So I was just like, I'm not tripping on that. All right, so we got, we'll wrap up here in a sec. we got, so we got Slam Dunk competition tonight. We got when does, I know it's February, but when does spring season start?

For football. Oh, like the USFL and stuff? Or UFL, whatever the fuck they're calling it. I don't even know, honestly. No, no, no, I'm talking about MLB. Oh, spring training. I was like, Catchers and pitchers already reported. I'm pretty sure position players reported already, too, I think. Yeah, so you ain't even... I thought I saw some people taking... Yeah, I know, like down in March is when they Oh yeah, I see Jason Dominguez right here. So, yeah.

Yep, so Philly was right. I was gonna say I hadn't really seen anything. It's happy writing. It's happy writing. They shouldn't be doing that. That's why I titled one of our episodes Philly Lay Off the Riot Juice. Yeah, they own some other shit.

Trey And Wes (20:37.58)
Because your family's,

Trey And Wes (20:46.327)
Yes.

I don't ask questions, asking the tough questions, asking the tough questions. I'm going to be completely honest with you Vic, that's your family, that's none of my business. I'm going to stay out of their business. We have our theories. I'm about to say, I'm going stay out of their business. I even think they know how to say it in their language. Literally. I'm going stay out Well, they know how to say in business but outside their lane, I'm going to stay in mine. I don't even know how to drive in college. Well, they live in the city. Yeah, they're good, they ain't that bad.

How many New Yorkers have driver's license? I'll ask you, like if you live in, okay, the Bronx, you're kind of more outside, but you grew up in Manhattan or somewhere, why would you need a driver's license? ID card, yes, but yeah. You do that public transit. Dude, yeah. went and saw Camille Nangiani. took the Dart, fucking love the Dart. I told you about the...

Yeah, guy at I got maced. What? Did tell you about that? No. So we get on where you're in would and This guy was like don't go back in there. We're like, some crazy so we we didn't yeah, we didn't know that No, so what I'm trying to say is the guy is telling us don't go back there where we think we're thinking Just somewhere weirdo. So all we sit down in the car before all we're hearing is hot

hot, hot, and I'm like, what the fuck is going on? And then we start realizing is that the guy who told us not to go back there was because he just maced them with bear mace. It wasn't bear mace, it was just regular mace. I don't even care. He did give him water for his eyes. Yeah, so the guy's like dumping water on him. so we're like, that's what he's trying to tell us, not because of that guy, it's just because of the pepper spray being still in the air. Bro, that's then he's, so yeah, it turns out he's an off duty security guard.

Trey And Wes (22:44.194)
So of course, this guy's like 30 pounds. He's really skinny. And the other guy's big, just a big dude. And so he's like, so this guy's like, I'm going to fuck you up. And the guy stands up, he doesn't have a gun. But he has that pepper spray in a holster. he's like, just like you could tell, he's like, please. Please, please, one more time. He's like, sir, please get off. He's like, a guy.

opens the door and he's reaching through his bag and now he's got the pepper spray bit. I was like, man, we were like, been on this for two stops and this is almost as energetic. That's crazy as fuck. I've never seen anybody get maced before. I've never seen it, but Johnny Knoxville said- I've seen the aftermath. One of my friends got thought we saw him at the end. Yeah, didn't see. But Johnny Knoxville said he was answering, what was the most painful stunt? And he had the first jacket, so he goes, was when I got pepper sprayed. He goes, there was nothing worse.

Yeah. That's hard. Because it gets worse on the inside. Yeah. It's like glitter. That's All right, man. went video. We've been saying we did Yeah, you know. this is we look like. For sure. For sure. Yeah. So we've our strikes on. When are we doing this next? Shit. I'm trying to think. Because I think we hit our... I don't think we...

Either we've already passed it, but we've done over 30 shows now. We gotta do a little anniversary show. Hell yeah. Let me load my... A little celebration. shit up real quick. I want to say, know I'm off Friday, I'm going to a concert. Oh, you're seeing him? Uh, Psybaby. Sounds good to me. He's a rapper. I'm off Monday, Okay. So we'll see you for Monday. We will be back, live, looking lifestyle flashy. He's gonna look better than me.

He tries to be humble but we know this guy's Why? We know this guy's a handsome fella. Flattery gets you everywhere, alright? No, I'm serious, he looks, he dress well. Can I say that my buddy's handsome? Okay? That's all I'm trying to say. that. Alright guys. Signing off y'all. Bro, I gotta fucking stretch before I do this shit.

Trey And Wes (25:04.622)
Holy shit.