Matthew McConaughey, Ed Sheeran and Anthony Rizzo Walk Into A Bar

Trey: and this motherfucker. Okay. God damn, I am hyped. Yeah. It's that time, bro. It is that time. Yeah, three hours to kick off.

Wes: We got three hours, you already had your shower beers, right? Yeah, I've already had two of those. I don't know why, like you were trying to like be all quiet about it. I have many at times. I think even, I think the

Trey: last time I had shower beer was like two days ago. No, I was just saying like in general, I was just like, you know, had a couple of shower beers, you know, we're just trying to still maintain our composure here because we got a long game ahead of us West. And it's Friday night, so who knows what tonight's gonna bring. So if it was a Wednesday, obviously we'd have work the next day, but.

Wes: No, it's a Friday, it's a combination. It's like literally a perfect storm to go with the perfect storm. You know what I mean? That wasn't like a perfect winter storm, but everybody's ready to get out of the cabin fever.

Trey: You know, and we was, you know, kind of trapped inside yesterday with the weather, but you know, Friday has brought us a little bit.

Wes: But yeah, we got out. It's like the city still seems to be a little dead. Yeah, it's still. People tonight, now that everything's kind of melted. Yeah. Yeah, so you're gonna watch it with your friends.

Trey: Yeah, so my friend Jaylin, who was an Ohio State fan. I feel so bad for him right now. His aunt was a professor at Ohio State, so he. Oh, she's cool.

She doesn't play football. Well, but yeah. But he's one of my closest friends. I met him at UNT. He actually played football there.

And then yeah, we kind of just met through some mutuals and we've been tied ever since. His girlfriend who went to Indiana will be there as well. And then her friend and her boyfriend will be there as well. So it's gonna be us five. Like I said, my girlfriend does have to work a little bit.

Wes: I don't think she's really that upset that she's done it.

Trey: She's not. She knows how I'm against. Like this is, this is true.

Wes: The thing is she knows how I'm against. Yeah, yeah. And she also wasn't like, she also kind of encouraged me to go watch it because she knows if I watch it there, I'm A, gonna be distracting and B, like I'm gonna be standing up the whole time. Like she knows I need to be somewhere else. Yeah, you need, you're caged. Like don't keep me caged. I'm a peacock.

Trey: You gotta let me fly baby. Man why you gotta keep me in a cage. Come on, I'm a peacock. You gotta let me fly. So I'm gonna go watch it with them. We're gonna hang out and just have a good time. Nice. Ultimately, more than anything, win or lose, I think that it's just gonna be a good time.

Wes: No, yeah, regardless, you know, obviously we don't want Ohio to win. Oh no, we're gonna kick they to get in.

Trey: But regardless, you're gonna be around good companies. If we don't, I'm gonna have to put up with his shit talking, but that's okay because at the end of the day, this is what we signed up for. When I signed up to be the sports junkie that I am and ride and support my teams like I do, this is what I signed up for.

Wes: It's a rough, you're the rough rider man.

Trey: This is what I signed up for. You're a rider die bitch. You know, that's all I'm gonna do. I'm gonna ride for you.

Wes: I'm a rider die witch now, come on. So I mean that was, so this is kind of a quick story. So we were playing, so this girl that we went to high school with, my brother's, her name was Katie Murphy. Hi Katie. Her dad chartered flights out of Boston. She knew Bill Belichick. So it was a big...

Trey: You know he's the coach of North Carolina, right? What's up? You know he's the coach of North Carolina. I mean they need to cheat somehow. But he got hired him and his son to know North Carolina. Oh really? He's the coach at UNC, yeah.

Wes: No shit. No they might actually be known for something else.

Trey: They've been out on the road recruiting right now. There you go. Because you know the old Texas coach was at North Carolina. Mac Brown. Really?

Wes: The one that's still in the back. Well I guess like you could sit, well no Wake Force.

Trey: Well because he went from North Carolina to Texas. Right. Won a national championship after 12 years. Right. And then had to get kind of out of there. Yeah, he got to get out. Things got still. Yeah, you know Mac got older. He kind of got it. You

Wes: got to love him and leave him. He got a little complacent. Yeah. We had our moment. Yeah, we had our moment. So obviously she's Die Hard Patriots fan. Die Hard Giants fan, right? So this was the 08 when they were 16 and 0 going in, right?

Trey: Was that 07, 08? 07, 08. And I remember, I was like, I was sick that night. So I was watching the Super Bowl at home. She's texting me, texting Drew. And like, I mean they were up. So I was just not really even paying. And I didn't say a fucking, I didn't say a fucking word through the entire night. Yeah. And then once we won, all I texted, like literally, all I said was, sucks. That's it.

And then, fuck you, Wesley, fuck you. Like what? So what I'm saying is to come back to what you were saying, to come back to you, just go very minimal. Oh, I already told him. He called me earlier. I said, I'm done talking. Yeah. I'm done talking.

Wes: Yeah, it's kind of like. We play today. I'm done talking. It's like, tell me my punishment. You're like, nah, dude. I'm done talking.

Trey: This is your punishment. Me not. I'm done talking. I'm going to let them know any. I'm done. We done talking.

Wes: Games today. Do be gone. Games in a couple of hours. I'm done talking. Yeah, move on, man. I'm done. That's it. Games are going to kick off. We're going to settle it on the field. Yeah, right? Done done talking. And then once we win, you just keep it really chill. I'm done talking. Yeah. Just act like it never happened. You're like, wait.

Trey: I'm going to be like, this is what we were supposed to do. I'm not going to give us credit for doing something we were supposed to do. Fuck you, man.

Wes: This is exactly what we came here to do. And we were saying the last time on paper, Ohio State.

Trey: It should blow us out of the water. On paper. But I ain't got no holes in that locker room. No, no, no, bitches. Ain't no holes in that locker room. Yeah. But we're going to see, like I said, look.

Wes: It's only men's locker room with a tampon.

Trey: You know, they think they should don't stink. And rightfully so. Like I said, they've had the toughest road to get to where they're at. The way they handled it, logically speaking, this is who you roll with. And I get it. However, I'm not going to lie. I'm not going back down from anybody in supporting my team and just in general. I'm not going back down from anybody.

Wes: Well, you were saying when you played ball, like for the quarterback, or one of the players when they would show all that intensity.

Trey: Oh, like after we would lose. Yeah. And you're like, where the fuck was that? Don't fucking water bottles and breaking. You know, doing all sorts of shit, throwing shit all over the locker room. And this is like, where was that at during the game? Yeah.

Because I didn't see that sort of intensity. Oh, you decided to be a leader now? Now, after the game, after they'd already put their hands on you. When you had an opportunity every time the ball was snapped to go out there and show that intensity with the player versus an inanimate object, you didn't want to do it. Yeah, it's like you had to. But now all of a sudden, you want to have all that pass.

Wes: It's like Dave Rims like Koses. It's like, oh, yeah, I'm going to kick his ass. And it's like, well, why didn't you? So why didn't you? Why didn't you? So what was you waiting on? Yeah.

Oh, wait. You mean like in the moment, you're not really sure what's going on and all this shit happens. So you can't really do what you think you're going to do objectively.

Trey: Because it's what it might try to say, Wes. Everybody's got a plan until they get punched in the face. Right. You go into every fight with a plan until that first punch landed. And you're like, OK, I might need to adjust this. Yeah. That's why it's like. Because when you feel that first one, you're like, oh, yeah, he actually trying to hurt me.

Wes: Yeah, it's like, can you fight? I can take a punch. So that's almost as good as being able to throw. Right.

Trey: Because can you take one? Because he's going to hit you. Yeah.

Wes: There was like Homer Simpson did that when he was in Boxer. Everybody just got tired of hitting him. You know what I mean? That's how he won.

Trey: Everybody's got a plan until they get punched in the face. And that's what I'm expecting my long horns to do tonight. It's come out doing the punching. As long as we don't get blown out in the first quarter. I believe I think we'll be in this game. I think we'll be in this game. That's what Ohio State has done in the past two games is they jumped out to Earth. They are outscoring their last two opponents 35 to 0 in the fourth quarter.

Oh. During the first quarter. In the first quarter.

Damn. Past two games, 35 to 0. So as long as we can A, not get fucking in boat racing in the first quarter. And B, if it's a close game in the fourth quarter West.

Right. I'm riding with us. I'm telling you right now. I haven't seen it too many times. I'm riding with us. I believe I've seen us deliver in the clutch. Well, and also like we said, you got McConaughey.

Wes: You got McConaughey. He's on the sidelines now. I was just looking up.

Trey: And Beavos at the game. Yeah. In the last two games. The only two games. Actually no. The only game. The only game. Well, the only two games. But really the only game because regular season didn't count because we lost to Georgia at home and he was there, obviously. But we lost to Georgia in Atlanta in the SEC Championship game and Beavos was not there. And then we almost lost Arizona State last game and Beavos also was not there. So Beavos will be there today. OK. So Beavos will be there tonight. Nice. And if you think we're going to lose in our home state. Right. Beef on the sideline. And you got McConaughey. You're sadly mistaken.

Wes: So is it called it's the pitch ball, right?

Trey: Tonight is the cotton ball. Cotton ball. But last week was last the couple weeks ago was pitch ball.

Wes: OK. No, I'm just because I'm just looking up McConaughey. Oh, that was a week ago. I thought I said a day ago. My bad.

Trey: Oh, McConaughey will be there. Oh, yeah. He's on the sidelines. Minister of culture will be there. Yeah.

Wes: Because. Damn it. I just McConaughey call me. Call us.

Trey: We'd love to have you. Minister of culture McConaughey will be there. You can do whatever the fuck you want. Whatever. You can do no wrong.

Wes: Because he's fucking gorgeous. He's a very, he's a gorgeous human being. He's cool as shit. I don't know. I just like his his philosophies. I can never just where it's like, hey, what are you going to do, man? Just going to hang out. Do some cool shit.

Trey: You hang out. Do some cool shit. Like that's the fucking coolest thing I've ever heard. Yeah. It's like I'm just going to hang out and do cool shit.

Wes: Meet some meet some people.

Trey: Do some cool shit. I mean, come on.

Wes: God damn, dude. When you say it like that. All right. So we got we got to get I know you. I mean, you're you're.

Trey: I'm out guys. I'm fucking amped right now.

Wes: Yeah. You're idling at 70 right now.

Trey: I am fucking I am fucking amped.

Wes: This is how this is how I was when like the new Batman.

Trey: Dude, same actually. Dude, I mean, I've made so much of the Batman like 18 times.

Wes: You watched the Dark Knight or the Batman? All of them.

Trey: All of them. I've made a watch every Batman movie at least three times.

Wes: Because you're a good person. Dude, that's why I know that we became friends real quick.

Trey: He's the greatest superhero ever. I was going to tell your dad downstairs earlier. So back when the iPhone, when you had to slide the thing over. Right. When you jailbreak and you could do the Batman thing, shooting across the pool, your father and I did that.

Wes: That was my shit when I found out the graph. Like, yeah, awesome. Dude, one of the greatest feelings ever. I was like, I always want to unlock my phone. Yeah, who didn't want it? Yeah, it's like, no, no, guys, I got it. Here, I got it.

Trey: I got it. Hey, right here. Right here. Hey, you want to use my phone here?

Wes: I got you. But it's like for me, it's always Batman is the greatest. The logo, the logo, everything. But it's like I'm always going to be Joker. Yeah. The Joker fan. But it's like same.

Trey: But I think a lot of people. He's the perfect balance to that.

Wes: Well, he is. He's basically he is Batman. Yeah. He shows the different. Exactly. They are. I was about to. I was meeting the vibe, but they literally have Joker and psychology, Joker and philosophy, like legit, thought out books. And that yeah, when I was reading part of it, it was just they're not different. They are actually pretty much the same person. It's just that Batman went for good and Joker went bad.

Trey: Yeah, because I mean, someone did a comparison of the reason why the Joker is obviously like you said, they're the same person. But he is the so how Batman views the world.

Yeah. Joker views it in the same way, except for the fact that he views it as I can make these people realize they're just like everyone else. Exactly. Like I am just like everyone else. Yeah. Everyone. We're all we're all just like everyone else.

Wes: Yeah. And when it comes down to it, everybody looks out for themselves.

Trey: Yes, exactly. 100. And you're just like everyone else for doing so. Yeah. You're not wrong for doing that. Just I'm showing you, you are like you may tell yourself in your head, you're not like that when you're alone and you're amongst other people like that think like you.

But I'm here to tell you as someone on the outside of that group. Yeah. Looking at all of you. You're just like everyone else out here outside that bubble. Right. And you should just accept it.

Wes: And I think one of the one of the biggest things is that he has no motive, but just to fuck with Batman. He doesn't care. Yeah. Like happily we'll get caught.

Trey: He just like I want to fuck up whatever. Yeah.

Wes: I want to take you off your pedestal. Yeah. Just like how you want to take Ohio State off the coast.

Trey: Man, I want to see how I tight that in. I want nothing more than to take just to humble them just a little bit. Yeah. Like they think that they've been humbled by losing to Michigan four years in a row.

Yeah. They think that they've been humbled because they lost to Michigan again this year and have turned it around and won the past two games where they have. But I don't think that they truly have been humbled because a lot of people, even the past two games, like, well, Tennessee fans in the first game, obviously we're in the roof of Tennessee. Everyone else was saying Ohio State, Oregon against Ohio State. Yeah. The Spass game.

And honestly, I still picked Ohio State just because they have the track record in the history to where they were at tonight is where people are just going to back them blindly. Right. But I'm telling you this. They haven't truly been humbled the way that they should be if they lose this game tonight. They will truly like this tonight was the stuff that they've been saying and how they've been talking. Well, it goes all the way back. They're just they think they're the God's gift to earth right now.

Wes: But they don't have they can't back it up. They won't be able to

Trey: because all they're going to do is they better. But I had the West. They better beat us 42 to 17 tonight. Right. Otherwise, if it's if it's if it's if it's 27 to 20 going into the fourth quarter and we're down, I still believe we're going to win that game. Right. They better blow us out. That's all I can say.

Wes: Tell me you all right now. I don't speak clearly into the mic. Y'all, but they they Ohio State. But you pull like a closer. You get better. They better blow us out tonight. That's all I'm going to say. If you let us hang around, you're going to lose this game. I'm just going to tell you that right now. And I'm going to let every I'm going to make sure when we get there. I'm that's I'm in the talking at that. When we get to the bar, I'm going to say, look, if you're going for Ohio State, all I'm going to be trying to talk shit. I'm going to say, listen to me, if y'all let us hang around, you're going to lose. I promise you better blow us out. You better put us out of our misery. I'm going to get us at the tone. You better. Hey, y'all better come out and do it in the fourth in the first quarter.

Yeah. And I'm going to tell you right now, you let us hang around. It's over. Yeah. It's over with.

I promise they don't want to do that. I it's one of the things they were saying like blindly back. And because, you know, you always kind of think like what's what schools are always going to be, you know, you know, like your Alabama.

Ohio State, Ohio State, just just because of history, just because they're a big fucking school. Yeah. Like, hey, let's miss you. Well, Michigan's like, I always just feel like, you know, like all these little teams now that got it.

Trey: It's like, dude, you're gonna Michigan should be there too, though. Yeah. But obviously it took them just like Texas. They kind of dipped down a little bit and then have started to kind of trend back up. But right. Right.

Obviously Michigan won that championship last year. So they got it done. But you know, it's just if they let us hang around the night, West, I'm telling you right now,

Wes: you know, I'm going to be checking in on you. Right. Come on, baby. Yeah. You know, I know. I know.

Trey: You already know, man. You already know. But yeah, no, my prediction officially, I'm going to go ahead and put it out there. That way we can move on it in the NFL, man. I feel like I've spoke my piece on this 30 to 28 Texas 30 28 30 to 28. I got us by two. Okay. So from the get go, I got us 30 to 28.

Wes: Just play devil's advocate. If like, okay. So if Ohio State wins, there has to be a blowout because I don't see Texas.

Trey: I don't see us blowing them out, but I definitely think they could blow us out. Right. I'm just based off how they played. They continued the momentum that they carried the past two games. Right. That they should blow us out.

Wes: Yeah. But so yeah, because I feel like they, it's going to be close. If they win, it will be close, but really the only like Texas is not going to let that happen. So if it's not a blowout, so basically after the first

Trey: quarter, that's going to be a game. We're not down multiple scores by the end of the first quarter. We're in business.

Wes: As long as you're within the first seven business. Now we do come out slow in the third quarter. We have had some second half issues in terms of just starting slow, not really having too much energy coming out of the half. Yeah. I'm look, man. I'm going to just tell you right now, if we are not down by multiple scores, but it's also it's college football, man. Texas can rally, man.

Trey: They got a de facto home game tonight. In Texas, we're up the street. Like we got a de facto home game now.

Wes: Oh, they're actually playing in the cotton ball.

Trey: No, no, no, we're playing in AT &T.

Wes: It's just right. That's right. The ball game. But no, the ball game is called the cotton ball that we're playing in. Oh, for those who don't understand.

Trey: But yeah, so there is a cotton ball in Dallas that Texas

Wes: and know you play in every year. Three miles from where the studio is over there at State Fair. That is where Texan Oh, you play every year. But the Goodyear Cotton Bowl Classic is the official bowl game that is played as part of the postseason bowl system that came back. What was that? Twenty eleven because it was gone for a while and it came back.

And so that is now officially one of the New Year's six games, which is one of the prestigious bowls that you can get in a given year. So, you know, Jerry was going to get a piece of that pie. So that was what I was trying to figure out. I was asking Chad, I'm like, I need just trying to create something for the last episode. Yeah. And it was everything was about like for like attention, grabbing what we do.

So it's like Jerry Jones sounds like a jilted ex lover. Yeah. And that's what it was. Shit. They were I was starting to find clips of everything was in a made sense. Everything was going to jilted ex lover.

Trey: Yeah, no, Jerry, I'm sorry. You're 83. I'm sure you probably won't hear this if you do by any reason, whatever. Dude, you're 83. You're you're a piece of shit. I'm sorry. You need to have someone who obviously he has more money than we'll ever see. Whatever. You need to just still have someone tell you this because I feel like you're trying to buy.

Wes: Yes, man.

Trey: Like I just feel. Yeah, I just don't feel like anyone tells you that you're a piece of shit. Yeah. I'm sure a deep down you actually probably do know because we've seen pictures of you as a adolescent in, you know, before school, whenever black people were about to come to your school, not supporting that. So we obviously know you. Oh, yeah, there's that. That's that's not. Yeah.

Wes: But yeah, we are. Honestly, that's why I sound surprised. We already know you're a true piece of shit. But leave that aside here from a black man as a Cowboys fan of diehard, you're a fucking piece of shit. I just want you to know that I'm so glad you got your three Super Bowls and that you feel like you made it, which obviously you did. You've made more money than anyone else. But regardless, you, my friend, have got to get this shit figured out because you are the George and I love the Yankees. Everybody hits Steinbredder, you know, like I'm just 30 this year, West.

Trey: And I still have never seen a Super Bowl.

Wes: This that's ridiculous. And I was growing up. That was all Cowboys.

Trey: That's like, I don't understand how you can be OK with that. Like, yeah, I'm about to be 30.

Wes: Jerry, like, do you think they're still considered the American team? I mean, I think the the logo, the the franchise. I don't really try to like dig at the Cowboys.

Trey: I don't even I never I don't I never bought into that sort of thing.

Wes: It was big in the 70s.

Trey: That's what I'm I was I was born in 95. Yeah. What the fuck does that mean? So what does America's team mean? Like, I know what it means. I'm saying, no, we don't we don't give a fuck about America's team. We don't give a fuck about that.

Wes: We don't care about America. And it's you know, well, it's us and it's you. I don't give a fuck about America's team. I'm a Cowboys man. Right. Any other 31 teams we plan. Fuck you. I don't give a damn about America's team.

There was there was a joke in the show. We all play in America. Right.

There was that movie beer league with Arty Lang and the guy. So they're in Jersey. So they're like, man, he's like, you grew up two miles from the Meadowlands and you're a cowboy. So he goes, it's America's team.

Trey: Like, bro, like that was a big cat from Barstool. He grew up in Massachusetts. He came. He had to go on this long fucking 10 minute thing yesterday about or it was either it was either yesterday or earlier in the week about why he's a big Chicago sports fan and people were clowning him for that and all this shit. And some people were commenting.

And we're just like, some people obviously are give a fuck because they're like, oh, I root for all my hometown teams and they're like, congratulations. No, you know, cool. Yeah.

It's for you. But everyone doesn't have to fucking do that. And so some people were in there saying the same shit. They're like, I'm from here, but I root for these teams because it's blah, blah, blah. And it's just like, first off, I don't give a shit about America's team. Right. We all play in America. Right. Secondly, when it comes to whoever the fuck the Cowboys are playing, fuck them.

Wes: No, for those for those quarters. You know what I mean? Yeah. They're in thirdly. who gives a shit who the fuck you root for? I don't personally if anyone comes up to me and tells me who they root for, cool, nice stories. You can probably, you can probably, cause you're, you have enough knowledge though to be like, oh yeah, like those guys are good like this. You can probably rattle off facts that they don't even know but then you're like, but they're nice, not my team. But it's like, yeah, cool man.

Trey: Like I'm a die hard fan for my teams. I don't give a fuck about yours. Yeah. Like I don't, I don't care. I just, it just like, cool. We'll talk that discussion, but like, I'm not going to be like, oh, you know, you're a band. I'm like, bro, I don't care why you root for your team. You root for who you root for and just know that when they play my team, we're going to beat y'all ass. I don't give a, I don't care about why. I just know that when we play y'all, we're going to beat y'all ass. I don't give a fuck what your reasoning is.

Wes: And there was like, you grew up in Dallas, your giant town, like family's from New York. I was like, I wrote for who my dad told me to root for.

Trey: And that's gonna shut a lot of people up as if you want to try that. I just tell them, hey, listen, you're making this a gigantic deal, but this is all I can tell you is when my team plays yours, we're going to beat y'all ass. So get used to it.

Yeah. I'm sorry. I don't know what else to tell you, but that's all I can say to you is we look root for who you root for. Like, but when we play y'all, we're going to beat y'alls ass. So simple as that.

Wes: And you're not just saying the Calvars is whatever team you're rooting for.

Trey: Yeah. No matter who it is. The Angies, the Lakers, it don't matter who the fuck it is. Oh, Specs just didn't want. You had. Oh, yeah, man. I did get to serve Anthony Rizzo the other night. That was pretty cool. It was a hell of a moment, man.

It was really good, dude. Just because like it on like the late, like, so it was him and his wife. And then I can't, I couldn't tell if his wife and the other guy's wife or friend, I'm sure they're all friends, but

Wes: I can't tell who had the prior relationship. Yeah. But Anthony Rizzo and his wife,

Trey: I don't really know if I should say this or no. I guess we don't have enough following the really, get it yet. It's growing. It's growing. No, I'm saying, but like, I don't want to, I didn't want to spoil their news, but they are having a newborn. Oh, correct. Yeah. I'm not sure how far along she is, but she did do a little surprise with her friend.

Pull out a little sonogram, flip thing. Oh, that's cool. All that sort of stuff. So it was a really cool moment. I just wanted to say that. I didn't want to, you know, it's an adventure. Like, you know, in the next three, four months. I actually would be. No, we could blow up in the next, you know, six months.

Wes: And then, actually, it'd be really cool if they traced it back to the news.

Trey: That would be pretty cool. So, I'm just saying it's January 10th at four o'clock. You know, so that'd be pretty cool. I'm just saying as of now, you know, given it, I'm just putting that out there. Anthony Rizzo and his wife expecting a newborn child. It was a great moment to be a part of because they surprised him. So this is how they did it. So the two people that were not Anthony Rizzo and his wife, they came in first. And so on her reservation, she was like, need a relatively private table, have a high profile professional athlete. Didn't say the name. So I'm stuck the whole time when it is for like two hours.

Wes: And were they automatically in your section? Or you just- They actually were not originally.

Trey: Oh, but you're like, whoever's got that, can I have it? Actually, no, I just was, I didn't really care. I mean, I knew, like the way we work, like the way everything is just teamwork, you eventually go to every table.

Wes: Right, no, no, I know that. Running some food, drink, you know, you just eventually end up at every table. But so I was just chilling. And then they ended up being in my section. They get there and the lady, she tells me that her and her husband are doing dry January. And then she was like, our two friends aren't, they're probably gonna be maybe upset, but I don't know.

And then so they get mocked tells. And then Anthony Rizzo and his wife come. But I didn't know it was Anthony Rizzo because I'm walking from behind him. So I come around and I'm like, oh, shit, that's Anthony Rizzo.

Trey: You know what I mean? Like, it was one of those things. And then so Anthony Rizzo's wife, she orders a drink without calling it. And then he orders one too. And cause they went back and forth between doing mock tells and doing alcohol. Like he was always gonna do alcohol, but she was kind of went back and forth.

And at this time I didn't know about the baby thing. So she goes back and forth, she orders a drink with alcohol. And then I bring them and then I kind of walk away, come back and they're like standing up hugging each other. And she had the thing pulled up and I'm like, oh, shit, like she's pregnant. And so I go over there and I don't think she saw me see that. And so she's like, yeah, I just surprised them with the fact that I'm pregnant. So I'll actually take one of those pointing at the mock tell.

Wes: And I was like, no, I totally kicked it, but I didn't, like I wasn't really picking up on it. I'll let you have your moment. And she was like, oh no, yeah, it was definitely, you know, that and everything. So it was really cool. It was a really dope moment, man. And like seeing them kind of surprised their friends. And it's always cool to see, cause I didn't fan boy on them at all. Cause it's just cool seeing really hard to.

It's really hard to. Yeah, I do kind of hang out. And I just knew like they were with a table of like, I don't know, 10 or is a bigger party. That's a different story. Kind of fuck with them a little bit. But it was just those four.

So I kind of want them to have a little intimate moment with that and everything like that. So I didn't really fan boy with them. But I did tell him, one of my friends, Quinn, he's a die hard Cubs fan.

I did tell him, thank you from him for giving him that world series. And he's like, he's just laughing. He's like, you got it. You got it. He's like, tell him you got it. And I was like, yeah, so you were the right sports for you. Played it cool.

Trey: Yeah, no, I didn't want to be that guy. Especially since you're not going to be a Yankee next year. And I didn't know how the whole thing went with them.

Wes: So it's like, he's a good fucking player. But I just was taking it in, that professional athletes enjoy that moment. Especially a guy with that magnitude. Yeah. And actually, when you don't, and I realized when you don't fan boy with them, there's so much more receptive to shooting the shit with you. He was cracking jokes to me and all sorts of shit like that. Kind of just being a regular guy. Because you could look at him, like he looked at me and could tell that I knew, but I wasn't being a fan. I was just playing it cool. And he respected that.

Yeah, you know I fuck with it. Yeah, that's kind of what I met Ed Sheeran. I didn't know who he was. This was like 2015, but I didn't know who he was. But he was cool. I just, I felt bad because I asked him what he did. Right. And he didn't, yeah.

Trey: Oh, that's hilarious, bro. That's like, I saw this tweet earlier. This dude met Morgan Wallin. And just told him he liked his hair. And he was like, oh, thanks, I'm Morgan Wallin. And he was like, I still didn't know who he was.

Wes: Yeah, that doesn't mean shit to me. He said he didn't know who he was before. It told him that he liked his hair. And Morgan Wallin goes, oh, thanks. I'm Morgan Wallin. Yeah. And he kind of was just like, cool. Cool.

My bless. Yeah, nice meeting you. Like, not being a dick either.

It's one of those things. You're not even being a dick. You're just legit. Like, I don't know who you are. And I get you might be a star.

You might be, but I don't know who you are. This was like 2015. This was, or not even, it was like 2013. We were doing, for the radio station, we had our, it was called, I don't even remember what it was called. That first flush.

It was the second day. And Ed Sheeran just came from Columbia. I think I've told this before.

But like, yeah. And he was getting interviewed with the main DJ. And I was brand new there at the radio station. So I didn't, I haven't met everybody yet. So I'm assuming that everybody's working there.

Trey: You think he worked there? Yeah. And because he didn't, he didn't look like. Yeah. Sorry. Like, you know. He can't carry himself. Right. He's like, he's carrying. So, hey, Wes at Ed Wesley, nice to meet you, man.

So what do you do? And he was, and everyone was like, what? And meanwhile, to the left of me, I'm literally like two feet away, there's the banner of Ed Sheeran. And it has his name. See.

Right there. And he's trying to be like, he's like, I'm going to. He's trying to be cool.

I'm trying to be like musician. I'm like, oh, shit, that's you. I was like, shit.

And then I didn't realize how big of a deal he was until the gates open. And I just see fucking all these teenage girls run like it's a slipknot duality video, just bomb rushing. I'm like, what?

And then I saw him play like, this guy's good. I mean, there's plenty of fucking, even rappers. Like, obviously, I'll lay more rap. But I listen to everything. But there's plenty of rappers that I wouldn't recognize right off the bat or be like, you know, I could be sitting like, he could be sitting in this chair next to us. And I'm like, who the fuck is this? You know, I mean, not in the dead, but

Wes: you know, you can have a security walk in with them. But yeah, I'm not immediately going to be like, oh, that's what's his name? And this is Lil Wayne or somebody.

But there's some guys that like, I might listen to them. And I'm like, I didn't know you know. You think about like, when they're performing, they got the stage swag on.

Trey: And they're going on and different hairstyles after a certain time. Like last time I saw him, he had dress. Now he got like, you know, I'm not recognizing that.

Wes: Yeah. It's like, I'm sorry I didn't recognize you because you always have big ass sunglass. Like, you know, rocks there or anybody.

Trey: You got shit on that don't even look like you.

Wes: Yeah. I'm notorious for not recognizing people. Yeah.

Trey: I mean, I'm, I'm, I actually, uh, it was, I actually surprised myself. Normally, I'm not, I'm good at it. It just, mainly like with athletes. I was surprised myself because the guy that played EZE and straight out of Compton. Yeah. Yeah.

That movie. He was at the star in Frisco when, uh, couple years ago, me and Zo went to eat with one of my old co-workers and her now husband. And we went to the, to Concrete Cowboy afterwards, kind of hang out a little bit. Right. And he was in there and he was just, you know, just hanging out, chilling with people. And I immediately looked at him. I said, that nigga played easy and straight out.

Wes: Yeah. Like, it was immediately. And I could normally when it comes because I, I, I, I've seen, who else have I seen?

Trey: I've seen a couple other actors that I didn't recognize right away. Like I immediately recognized Emmett Smith. Oh yeah. I really need, I immediately recognized Michael Irvin. Um, who else have I seen that I like just immediately recognized out the back. But him too. I'll forget his name, but I just was like, he played easy and straight out of Compton in my home. Yeah. And my co-workers husband was like, that is him.

Wes: You know, I'm like, I swear, as soon as I saw him, I said, oh, that's him. Like I didn't know about my mind. Like I was like, it looked just like him. Yeah. That's, um, I mean, there was, when I went to this Hell Yeah show in Myrtle, I did the meet and group. Well, I interviewed him. But, um, the guy who was their tour manager calls me because I was, he was the point of contact. He's like, oh yeah, they're at the Wild Wings, which is like right across the parking lot.

And meanwhile it's a sold out show. People are, you know, die hard fans and I'm a die hard and they're all just chillin there. And I'm like, Hey, what's up guys? Like, oh, hey, what's up man?

And like all this. And then there's this one country bartender girl who has no idea that they got Vinnie Paul and check it like all, you know, if you're a metal fan, like right there, I go, you see that? Yeah, I go, do you see all those people at House of Blues?

I go, there's about 10,000 people now that would do anything to know that where you are. Like, you know, she's like, I don't listen to those. But of course I'm like, how do you know fucking know? And I'm like, but it's true with anything though.

Trey: Anyway, I would be real quick. Yeah. NFL NFL. Whoa, look, because we can hit that real quick and then we can close it out here. We got what 413. So here we got 15 more minutes. So we'll do look, I'm just gonna hit it real quick, hit a couple, maybe even a couple of picks. We'll see what the lines are looking like.

But Saturday, you know, tomorrow, 330 Texas charges down there in Houston charges. I'm seeing are a three point favorite. Really? That close? I don't trust Justin Herbert. I'm going to roll with the Texas to cover the plus three. Yeah. Steelers Ravens Ravens minus nine and a half in Baltimore, seven o'clock on prime video. The old detectives and the charges on Paramount plus and CBS.

Wes: Oh, that sucks. Well, it's on CBS too. But yeah, that's a tough one. Steelers Ravens prime video, seven o'clock Baltimore minus nine and a half. I'm actually going to take Baltimore to cover. Yeah, I'm gonna take Baltimore over that for sure.

Trey: Broncos, bills up there in Buffalo.

Wes: I'm going with it. I'm telling you Broncos.

Trey: You know what's crazy about that, Wes? Are you thinking the same thing? It's bills minus nine and a half. I'm taking the Broncos to cover nine and a half because nine and a half.

Wes: All I'm thinking is that, yes, Josh Allen's great for at least for fantasy and he's very good, but there's just something about bownecks, having him on my fantasy roster. I'm not in the loose. And he's got another loose, but he's only gotten better.

Trey: And yes. And on top of that, Wes, you're talking about another team in Denver that has is used to playing in the cold. Yeah. It's not like this is the the Dolphin and higher altitude.

Wes: Yeah. And it's not like this is the Dolphins or another one of these warm weather teams going right to it to the to Buffalo because there was so luckily when when I got him and I didn't play him, Jordan loved to great for me on my team. Like he never had like a bad game. Right. And it wasn't like if I picked if I didn't, you know, if only if I played bow, there would have been different. No, it wasn't like that. But when I realized I was like, he scored 35s, 35 points or three and Jordan is doing like 23, 24, which is great.

Right. But I'm like, fuck, this guy's good. They're like, he's I'm eyeing him for next year. Like on the high end, high end. This is what he's. Yeah. I was like, this is like some number one draft pick. Right. Shit.

Trey: So anyway, Packers Eagles and Philly, 330 on Fox. Oh, that's a tough one. Philly minus five and a half. I'm gonna be honest with you, bro. I'm gonna say Philly covers that.

Wes: Yeah. I think one's finally.

Trey: Well, ever since once we've he loves leaves the Giants, never gonna forgive you all for that. Yeah. Of it. And the thing about it is, is like, it was one thing for you to let him go. But for you to let him, I would have even been upset with y'all if y'all let him come to the cow. Like to let him go in the division to go 90 miles south to let him go. To let him go 90 miles south to in the same division.

I was just like, it's standing in F.C. In the same Congress is one thing. Yeah. He goes to the Saints or he goes to the fucking the Buccaneers and you know, see South and F.C. West. A plane flight. Cool. Yeah. But to let the man go driving distance to people.

Wes: You can drive from literally is 90 miles from Philly to the Netherlands. That's all it is.

Trey: So I'm gonna go Eagles minus five.

Wes: Yeah. And I don't want to, I don't want to say that. I don't either.

Trey: Because I'm you're a Giants fan. I'm a Cowboy fan. We hate everyone in our division. I, you know, yeah, I think me and you can actually unite on this one. No, actually. Which, by the way, I also looked at a stat yesterday. You know what that's laying on this?

What is it? NFC East. Every other division in the NFL has had back to back division winners for multiple years now. Right. Do you know the last time the NFC East has had a team win the division?

Wes: So you're saying each year that the winner of the Super Bowl, the playoffs?

Trey: No, no, no, winning your division. So our division, the Eagles, the Saint, or the Eagles, the Giants, the commanders, oh, this is out is the same like, so this win your division.

Okay. We know the last time the NFC East had, which I knew this, but so it says last time a team won that division in back to back seasons, every division in the AFC this season, every division in the NFC, except for the NFC East this season. Do you know the last time NFC East had a back to back winner? I'm going to go with the 70s. Not that far back. Okay. It's still fairly recent.

Wes: Okay. I'm still thinking in my young

Trey: brain, but not, not,

Wes: not, but I got to remember that. I got to remember that 2000 was 20, 25 years ago. Right.

Trey: So, so what, the 80s? No, further forward. Like you just, like I said, to that, like think in that, like within the past 25 years.

Wes: Well, they had to be like, what? Oh, oh, five close.

Trey: Go back one year. Oh, four. Oh, four is the last. 2004 is the last time we passed it. Who was that? That was that was Eagles.

Wes: Oh yeah. That was the last time that's happened. The Cowboys and the Eagles, the past, they showed it the past 10 years. We each won the division four times. Commanders have won it twice and the Giants have not won it at all. Which is crazy. I didn't really, I thought y'all had, I thought the commanders and the Giants each had one and I knew we and the Eagles had split the same amount in the past 10 years.

Right. I didn't know that y'all had one once in six before that. I think like 10 years ago, what was the last time we won? 2017? I think so. Yeah. It was something like that. It doesn't seem like that long ago, but when you go, oh, fuck.

Trey: Yeah. Yeah. So I just, I saw that and I was like, holy shit. Actually, wait, I'm looking at it now and it wasn't no. So the past 10 years, so the commanders wanted in 15 and 20. The Eagles wanted in 17, 19, 22, 24. Cowboys wanted in 16, 18, 21, 23.

So I think the Giants were before that. It might have been 14. Yeah.

Cause we had the might have been 14 because with Odell. Yes. Remember, cause it was the whenever y'all had the yacht picture. Yeah. Whenever y'all had like y'all got the buy and y'all had the yacht picture and lost the Green Bay with Odell. That was that was 14. That was 14.

Wes: So I remember the years.

Trey: Yeah. Odell. Cause you was right. That was 14. Because the Dark Knight came out in what? Oh, 2012. 2012. Yeah. So the first. Yeah. Batman begins with 2005 and then Dark Knight was 0809. Yeah. Yeah.

Wes: Cause that's what because I go by Odell. I was that fucking sweet as visor and his gloves or the Joker gloves. Yeah.

Trey: So that's why that's how that's how I'm referencing my years is like, oh, OK. So it has to be around that. Yeah. Cause remember, he had a couple of drops in that game and people had blamed him and all that.

Wes: It's like, dude, you can be a diva as long as you back it up. Right.

Trey: So then our other division foe commanders in the Buccaneers at seven o'clock on Sunday, bucks, I'm going bucks minus three to. I'm going with that too. We and actually we will revisit these pics when we obviously listen to our, you know, replay of this episode. We will come back the next episode and we will review these because we haven't been doing that, which I have totally forgot. And I always forget to review like.

Wes: Oh, I was once we do it. And I also I'm done. I just forget. Once I was I'm done editing.

Trey: I was like, OK. And I listened to it and I'm just like, OK, cool. And then like, I don't even think about the fact that.

Wes: Out into the. Yeah. It's out to the world. It's out there. So I'm like, whatever. Yeah. It's always nice. We did and then Vikings Rams, which has been moved to Arizona due to the wildfires in Los Angeles. So the Rams. That's just fucking nuts. That shit is crazy.

Dude prayers up to everybody that is dealing with that over there. Yeah. All the people, you know, JJ Reddick, the Lakers coach lost his home. Oh, yeah. A lot of people. Paris Hilton lost her home. To fucking Billy Crystal. Yeah. I mean, a lot of people. Love you. I would like every.

Trey: They said it's the side like they've lost the size of Manhattan. Yeah. In acreage.

Wes: That's insane. No. I don't know. This is true because where I work at is. I'm not going to say the name, but they said that the the prop the property value damage is over. When was that big hurricane in Houston? Katrina was in 05. Not Katrina. It was the one. Oh, uh, uh, that was, uh, Ida.

Trey: Ida.

Wes: Yeah. Ida. Yeah. That was what 2016. Yeah. Fucking like like 20.

Trey: Nailed it. Yeah. So it's even though that it may not be as much. Square mileage with the property value itself is higher than. Oh, I bet. So, but when I heard like the guy said a hundred billion, I go, I know that's a little high. I bet I saw a picture of people like a little Google overhead view of the neighbor of the houses and everything. Yeah. And the price and how much they were. Yeah. I'm talking about there wasn't a single house in this neighborhood that was under four million dollars.

Wes: So, so this is this is my circuit. I'm like, well, you guys made it that way. I'm like, technically it's probably only worth. I'm not trying to hate.

Trey: No, that's not it. I was like, you guys, that's property values relative.

Wes: It's not. Yeah. You know, so it's like, yeah, anyway, sorry.

Trey: No, no, you're good. I understand totally. I just want to say. It sucks. Prayers from us to. I don't want any of that. Yeah. No, I'm just saying it's just crazy that you had to move the game from LA to Arizona with it being a, I guess, still not a home game technically. I mean, Arizona's got a team. So it's like, I don't know how many LA fans are going to be in the mood for traveling right now.

Wes: I don't think there's spirits of that.

Trey: I think I think a little defeated in Minnesota is three point favorites right now and I might trust. I trust Stafford more than Sam Darnham. Yeah. But with all this stuff going on, I just, dude,

Wes: I was really just thinking about it. Like, okay, if you never like, you know, kill horse while the down. So is it, is it not classy? It's almost like, do you let them win from, you know, you don't be like, because they got a lot of you know, that you're not going to let them, you're not going to kick their ass. Like, you don't want to do that. Yeah.

Trey: You don't want to have them. It's like, because, you know, Stafford, those, those guys are having to sit here and figure out like that contingency plans for staying somewhere while they got a game to prepare for.

Wes: It's like, and then it's like, dude, do we just go in? What, like, what are they doing?

Trey: Should we really beat them by 50? Right. Like, they got a lot on their plate.

Wes: So it's either going to be like, like, kind of like with this game, it's going to, they're going to go two ways. Like they feel defeated, which I would put it if they lose total asterisk next to the number, right? Or they're going to go, we have, we need to play for something to build spirits. So there's, there's only two ways that can go. There's, it's not going to be kind of this middle of the road game. Yeah.

Trey: I mean, at this point now, dude, I might have to say this right here, guys. I'm going to take LARMs plus one each one, plus one 25 on the money line. This is not official betting advice. These are just my picks. Yeah. There we go.

Wes: All right. There you go. So yeah, we're going to solve that for the algorithm.

Trey: So again, guys, tune in to all the football that is going on. Tonight, obviously last night, we did have Notre Dame punch their ticket to the college to all playoff national championship game in Atlanta.

Really? Penn State, Rudy, 27 to 24. They did go out and, and, and Erisa 10-0 deficit and they came out and they got the victory and now they will play on January 20th, which is inauguration day in Atlanta against the winner of tonight's game at 630 Texas or Ohio State. Hook em horns. Hook em horns.

Wes: All right. And this is without a back bathroom break.

Trey: So I'm going to figure out what to put in my favorite little jingle. Without a bathroom break. I won't lie. I was about to go here in a second.

Wes: So, well, you know, we haven't figured out our outro song. So why don't we just make it the bathroom break? So let's do it. Okay. All right. Let's do it. All right, guys, I'll have this up.

Trey: And we'll see you early next week. Join us. Yes. I, uh, shit, actually, I'm off Tuesday, Thursday and Friday. All right. So we'll see you Tuesday. Okay. Cool. Was Tuesday, no matter what? Tuesday, no matter what. All right.

Wes: Let's do it. All right, guys. Again, West Coastal. The one and only trade ballot. Oh, let's go. All right. Let's do it. Hell yeah.