From Hair Disaster To Football Takes

Trey Ballard (00:00.238)
This is a morning shift, so. 11 a.m. It's 10, 11 a.m. So we stand on the line after pre-shift and whatever. We just kickin' it, bro, and there's other people going and doing whatever, and then it's just like a group of us sitting here. And one of my coworkers looks at my other one and goes, what is in your hair? And my coworker gets like, just like immediate embarrassment, and like, we can just see everything just run through her head, like everything just come together for her. Like she was like, at first like, wait, what?

thought about it and then leans down and whispered to my other coworker. And my coworker literally like, she ain't screaming, but she made sure everybody that was standing right there heard, she said, you have cum in your hair? And we was like, huh? And then we look at you like, oh shit. But it wasn't like, it wasn't anything crazy.

Tell the best part about like her...

yeah, but she was like ready for work. So like so we was just confused cuz it was like, whoa Did you not look at yourself like whatever you did? But she was ready for work, bro, and so we was like I was like I said I was more it was like a it's like a disappointed big brother, but I was like What we doing cuz you showed up to work like this you clocked in you. You just got through pre shift. Yeah

like.

Wes Castelhano (01:24.98)
funny if she took a shower

It's even funnier too, like if she actually didn't just miss you.

Yeah bro, like that shit was actually crazy. That shit was actually crazy, bro. And yeah, like, like I said, it was really wild, cause we, like, it's like you got ready for work, bro.

but it was. Like your hair like. Yeah, everybody was, yeah, she was working, she had makeup on, like everybody was all set up and ready to go. Had a lush, like. It was wild, bro. I'm glad you reminded me that. Darken our hair a That was a funny moment. was one of the craziest things I've ever witnessed, like in the real time, like a real time event, finding something like that out is crazy. And we was at work, bro, like we, you know, like we finna start serving this shit, so.

It wasn't like a company route

Trey Ballard (02:14.926)
No, bro. We were sitting there and pre shift bro on a down a down a random Wednesday Thursday or some shit like you know what I'm saying? No, cuz it was a weekend bro. That's what it was like a random Wednesday Thursday girl something bro, but yeah It was it was it was that was one of the craziest funniest things ever, bro I hope y'all doing good, too Obviously we drop no names, but if you hear this ever you know who you are and it's still that was shit was hilarious So shout out to you

for sure.

Matt Travaglione (02:43.138)
We got the hair the way

man, okay, that was a great story.

Trey decided to tell me this before the show started and I was...

fucking ruin that into where it Yeah, I just said that was one of the guys like you want to hear a crazy story that I literally just remember.

Yeah

Wes Castelhano (02:59.246)
Come aside.

I Mean like we said, I mean I guess we can also just jump back to the bills Broncos. Um I'm a roller with the bills actually really As much as I don't I just I don't I don't fuck with Josh Allen. There's nothing against you Josh I'm sure you're a great person. I just don't like you but Okay, that's a that's not an unpopular opinion so I listen she's cool and

I guess wife though.

Trey Ballard (03:28.558)
But he's but right now I think in that in that particular just like with the game against the Jags last week He is the best player on the field hundred He's they're gonna win the game. That's really what it takes in these situations is you need to have the best player on the field Yeah playing for your team Yeah, somebody that fetish

Closer man Your basketball same with like almost anything you just you need like Obviously, I mean sounds so cheesy but like it's a team effort But like you need that dude that you can rely on to be like take us home

Yeah, exactly. Somebody you can go to and just be like, I know you're gonna make the right decision. And even if you don't, more times than not you have, so we gonna ride with you anyway. Because there's no one is 100%.

I mean, he had a nice game. was just it just came down to

And Caleb Williams went so crazy. What's up? Caleb Williams went so crazy. Did you see that? I mean, obviously, but that fourth and fourth, that fourth and 15th throw was ridiculous. That's number one. That is that right there is number one overall quarterback type throw. Season on the line, rolling out, getting chased and to put that motherfucker on a rope into the bucket. It was crazy. It was crazy.

Matt Travaglione (04:41.646)
I it was that was like a I hate to say this because I you're Cowboys fan, but I was like Aaron Rodgers versus Cowboys and the daddy. is that like.

Exactly what her mind in there that was 20 that was 2016 That was the Zadik or Dakin Zee Zee's rookie year, remember? Like a jerk on yes dark bro There's that there's that video days or that screenshot of a snapchat that still circulates at this one Packers fan it at the game in the middle of all these Cowboys fans and us cheering cuz we went up and he's got the time score and everything up there and he said his caption was They're cheering not realizing they left Aaron Rodgers too much time. He's just cheesing his ass off

But you remember I'm talking about when

Trey Ballard (05:21.826)
No pun intended. No, not even, no pun intended at all bro. He's literally just smiling big as a-

watching that game and I was like and this is still like Brady's prime and I'm just like where do you find someone better than this man like the fact that he's rolling out of the pocket throwing cider I mean obviously Patrick Marhomes is doing that I think Aaron Rodgers is a little quicker on me though or at in like his heyday dude I remember watching the game with the Cowboys and I was like this guy is rolling to his

Yeah, but they definitely were

Matt Travaglione (05:56.179)
awkward side and throwing darts and like Eli Manning to Maryl Manning kind of ties up.

he started he was throwing

Trey Ballard (06:05.932)
Like just man, but I was that was the equivalent of just going up just going for 60, you know I mean he was out there hitting motherfuckers with crossovers and step backs and dunking on niggas It was crap. He was doing all kind of shit, bro. He was like, man. Wait, how do you practice that shit? We in cuz I don't

I mean, it's kind of I mean have you ever seen those clips of man at the Pro Bowl?

Matt Travaglione (06:29.826)
Like having a conversation, he's playing Jenga and he's just... Like he's...

Some people would just burn to throw the football. They just got it. They just got it. Who? No, Rodgers. Aaron Rodgers. But Josh Allen is too. But he from like, he kind of like suburban country California. a whole lot of.

Got it, man.

of.

from California.

Matt Travaglione (06:52.19)
Honestly, dude, like I don't want my voice just once I I said, don't want my voice just now but honestly like I Kind of want the bills to win this year just so we can stop talking about Josh

Can we say, what? What?

Trey Ballard (07:05.858)
Yeah, I should have made it. It might make it worse. The media

Everybody man, they they love Josh Allen like he's

He's cool, he's like a no, but like he's a good wife actress all that like he

He remind me. He remind me. To me he in that Christian Leighton category of white boys. Kind of. To me. This is just me personally. I like the white. There's other white boys I fuck with like Drake May. I've been fucking with Drake May since he was in the UNC. Also, but his brother Luke played basketball there and I used to watch him play in high school. and my homie Corp, R.I.P. We used to watch his highlights and be like, damn.

You like him?

Trey Ballard (07:47.072)
If he ever got in shape, bro, he'd be cold. And he got in shape. His brother Luke, yeah, his brother Luke. But yeah, so, but I mean, I didn't know about Drake too much when he was in high school, probably like his senior year. But really just following Luke and then him having his other brothers, like it was around them and shit. But like, I fuck with Drake May, I don't fuck with Justin Herbert. I like Trevor Lawrence. I mean, I'm iffy on dope,

Not a bad rap, but he just unfortunately I mean he played almost I know you watch everything like you're fucking the human You watch everything Watch that shit West came out of the room and he was like dude, what the fuck? He's like, this is actually good game. I was like, yeah, I was like the Jaguars Man, I think the Jaguars would be a better matchup

I'm a maniac. maniac. I'm a fucking maniac.

So we're sitting where else are you?

Trey Ballard (08:33.303)
Hey, Jeff?

Trey Ballard (08:37.688)
For the Broncos? just beat them the last time they played, didn't I thought. Hell yeah. They fly around.

Defense is solid man. And Trevor Lawrence did not disappoint dude like he

He's playing good. Yeah, it played really good. You just unfortunately ran into a dude that was better than you. Yeah, he's been doing it longer.

It is what it is, it's time possession of the ball.

Matt Travaglione (08:58.338)
So it's how the game played out, but I don't I don't think anyone's gonna say that Josh how and I'll play them Play this wind up dude. There were certain like third and

yeah.

I think Trevor Lawrence low-key outplayed him. You think so? He didn't close as well as Josh Allen, but he throughout the course of the game like in terms of like I think Josh he obviously executed the Bills game plan like it was supposed to be he just didn't He just he just didn't really look like he was truly taking over the game like he normally does because normally That's what I said he actually did the game plan well, I just think Trevor Actually, like he put he actually put a lot more on himself to keep them in the game. You know I'm saying

Game management. Yeah, that's what I'm coaching

Matt Travaglione (09:40.386)
I'm just saying as far as like I mean I hate to use stats but as far as like what they did and I actually like the eye test because I watched the game because I was like dude this is gonna be a duel and it outed and that and they yeah man like it was it could have been anyone's game and yeah the Bills came out on the better side of it but yeah I mean the Trevor Lawrence is playing today I'm not gonna be upset you know like the Jags have a cool team I love that he's playing with his running back by the way

They both was bothering. So yeah, mean, I think it'll be, I'm personally gonna take the Bills and the Seahawks. I would not wanna be wrong about the Seahawks. I hope they do win, because fuck the 49ers, but that's just the cowboy fan of me speaking, And then tomorrow with the Texans and the Patriots and the Rams and the Bears, honestly, I mean, the Texas defense, I knew they were gonna do that to the Steelers, because they,

He's not messing around either though

Trey Ballard (10:37.806)
I said that bro, I knew Dave was gonna do that. I just think the Patriots have, like, you don't have a 41 year old Aaron Rodgers back there. Like I know it's Aaron Rodgers, I still got a lot of respect for him even at his advanced age, but it's whenever you actually have a guy who's in his athletic prior still. What do you mean? Who, Rodgers? I hope retire. Hang that shit up. It's cool.

Hope or Think?

I mean, I think he gonna keep playing up. He what else he gonna do? He don't think I do shit else I mean he wanted me

He doesn't have a lot of hobbies.

That's what I'm hoping he proves me wrong and retires and show me he got something else to do other than do crack.

Matt Travaglione (11:23.822)
He's not going to fucking

What's going on them goddamn retards?

Yeah, it's not your dad's fire. Look, Danica Patrick's gonna be like, he's married.

And look, cause I hope he to some of them witches that he was out there fucking with.

Was it really? Mmhmm. I just always see him with

Trey Ballard (11:41.492)
He was out there them, he was out there locked up in them cabins in the dark and shit with his inner thoughts and all this extra shit.

He had a... It's called like enigma.

like I was

Might as well do crack for me. Yeah, I have no disrespect to my ayahuasca doers out there. Sorry. Yeah Well, that's different. That's not crack. He was doing crack. Yeah Aaron Rodgers. Well, that's crack to me. Ayahuasca might as well be crack

mushroom tripper.

Matt Travaglione (12:00.834)
Hit

Wes Castelhano (12:04.866)
Well, so's LT.

Matt Travaglione (12:09.614)
else he was serious yeah he was I thought it was like yeah that's what I thought it was I mean I have it on crack so I can compare

was on a different planet, It's hallucinogenic.

It is, but it just sound crazy so it's cra- I don't- I ain't bored of the other one.

You

Do do mushrooms to like be happy ayahuasca is like hey, I'm gonna go on a fucking vision quest

Matt Travaglione (12:32.468)
Yeah, it's like what people do when they go to the Joshua tree and shit

Yeah, might as be on crack. At least in my community. And next in my community, any of shit, you might as be strung out at that point. ain't, hey, might as well be hitting the pipe, boy, because they seeing shit too. in my community, shit, you might as well be on crack. Tell you that right there, I'll be honest with you. Crack weed? Nah, not well. Yeah, I you said, nah. Weed is different, but let me tell you.

And you're

Matt Travaglione (13:01.336)
You did! All the Santa we did.

Ayahuasca going on them vision trips to Josh, like you said, going to Joshua Tree over there, hanging out with, what was his name? Nah, what was his name? Nah, bro, the dude down in Waco back in the 90s. Oh, David Koresh, hanging out with them. They probably was doing Ayahuasca. See? Hell, Jesus. Yeah, that's how he was at that, huh? Yeah, David Koresh.

said obviously Wes knows that.

David Koresh, Wes, was, they look, they was probably, they would have been on IUI School when he was around.

Okay, you gotta think of it like this. When was that night?

Trey Ballard (13:41.816)
That was like 90, yeah like

You think about Dallas, it's Mac Tabs. So you got Waco happened and then the Oklahoma City bombing.

That was weird,

Right in the middle and I was like, think it's gonna happen.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like the people that was down there probably would've been all you Oscar. Like I said, no disrespect, but y'all you wilding cuz especially Aaron you try and go play football get chased by super demons like you can't do that while you looking at your party. Hey, I don't know if you see that Texas D line, but they got some super freaks over there. Shit.

Matt Travaglione (14:15.426)
What's your Super Bowl pick? I know that's a...

Nah, before the playoffs, I said Rams and Bills.

Okay.

My homie George, I'm put this out there on wax. He said Texans Rams. He he think the Texans will get hot. And I said look, that's cool. I'm not, look, my only thing is I just don't want Texans fans talking crazy though.

mean, there's been stranger things that have happened.

Trey Ballard (14:43.136)
No, bro, but they only been around for like 20 years and they talking to the Cowboys fans like we crazy crazy bro Like I'm sorry like until you've been around for at least 50 seasons. Don't talk to me about nothing

If... I think we can make a strong case for that if they get through this next round. No?

I don't give a damn if they go ahead Super Bowl Matt you ain't never won nothing in your life Talk about Texas. That's what I'm saying. I'm talking about Texas fans talking crazy to college

Play us nice.

I know I'm just saying that I'm gonna tell you I Understand I'm saying like if they can because I don't think that was funny I don't think that they're like for real I mean they're saw their defense is obviously this great if they can get through this game then we'll be like

Trey Ballard (15:12.558)
I'm talking about the taxi.

Trey Ballard (15:23.662)
They got soup.

Trey Ballard (15:28.034)
They also are gonna be without Nico Collins too. He got ruled out from that concussion last week. He just always getting concussions. Nico, put the guardian cap on. I know it don't look good, but put the shit on, bro. You keep getting your head in cuss, your brain. Your kids is not gonna be able to play with you in 10 years, cuss. What we doing? Like I know it is ugly. I know people has got a stigma, but for those of y'all that are keep getting your bell rung like that, you need to put it on.

I'm just gonna start talking like Nate D.

know what I'm saying? It's like if you have a history of repeated concussions and you want to keep playing this game, put the cap on. For the people that don't keep getting concussions, they don't have to and have to deal with that stigma, but you need to do that.

I I just want to say I love Nate Diaz. I think he's great, but him talking sometimes Have you seen him at like an interviews? And he always does this and he's like demon it's this bad

He might as well be having a stroke.

Trey Ballard (16:22.702)
I mean, bro, you gotta think about it though. Cuz made a living off literally getting punched in the face and straight.

Absolutely, I mean then Connor when Connor is that like his peak

O'Conner v. Wallenberg. He- He's-

Apparently, allegedly, calming down. Apparently he's like, getting centered and everything. Like apparently he's- But Dana- who the best source ever, Wikipedia and Instagram.

What is that? What? you see it? Where you hear it? that?

Wes Castelhano (16:53.183)
yeah, Wikipedia, ones that... Yeah, everywhere you can...

I saw Dana White on some interview and they asked about Connor and Michael Chandler and Dana was like, dude that was three years ago. that's... He wasn't like poo-pooing like Connor being on the White House card. He was just saying like... So like Michael Chandler, who's a great fighter, mean obviously he was the man when he was in... I don't know if he was in...

We're on studs.

Trey Ballard (17:14.872)
fight in particular.

Matt Travaglione (17:26.002)
I forget what other promotion he was in but he was lightweight champ. He's too in, I think, it's not, again, like I said, not to sound repetitive, their whole thing when they were doing the show, was years ago. It's not like a thing. If anything, just...

He got his accolades.

Four in his way.

Trey Ballard (17:47.864)
Three.

Matt Travaglione (17:53.4)
do the trilogy, just do Connor and Nate again and just... Dude, that'll bring everybody back.

Yes. That's a fucking- I mean shit bro. man. Don't be a-

It is. Cause... ...I'm riced out of each other.

I'm popular opinion bro. I'm I'm cool on Connor. He I'm over it bro. He just is this bit And it's just like if he come back it's the equivalent you might as well just go fight Jake Paul at this point Yeah,

You're a very

Matt Travaglione (18:16.334)
The hype is gone, but it's the peak of everything.

Matt Travaglione (18:27.63)
Did you see that thing where he talked about, remember when they were all on the bus going to the White House with like DePaul's mom? Yeah. And have you seen this? When Connor was like, he was like Jake and Logan were arguing about whose content it would be. And the mom actually filmed it and they had like a beer and Connor was sitting there like, dude, I care who you're posting to. Just like, I get it, it's content. dude, like, I don't know, man.

Yeah.

Trey Ballard (18:55.374)
Yeah, never.

That was the craziest thing like at the inauguration you have fucking what Theo Vaughn and Jake Paul like there I'm like who the fuck no that's not supposed

the hell? Well, that was a thing.

That's that's

Yeah, you have, you had, yeah, Theo, think, yeah, was Jake Paul was there, his brother, and I think Theo Von, I'm like, where, the guy from Road Rules?

Matt Travaglione (19:17.836)
Yeah, like fucking-

I mean imagine if Obama had goddamn Lou Wayne and fucking goddamn any other com- Dave Chappelle up there, bro. Motherfuckers would have been trippin'.

dude, where are

That's like a deep hatred for Thea Vaughn.

I don't know why he's popular. I think he's that funny.

Trey Ballard (19:39.529)
I'm gonna be honest with I think he's pretty funny. I'm gonna be honest with you. He's an idiot. I'm right in the middle of both of y'all. don't think he's unfunny. I also don't think he's as funny as some people think he is. And I also, like, I don't, his shtick of being, like, what is he, he's like a recovered addict or something? Yeah, two of the, I think that sort of stuff is like cool, like good for him type thing. like,

Yeah, exactly.

Hollerooom

Wes Castelhano (20:06.062)
You wrote it on a material like Artie Lang was the best as like the ex-addict. But like you put Theo Vaughn and Bill Burr next to each other, there's no candle. I just, Theo's just, oh, he talks with a Southern accent and he just tells stories and it's like, okay, well now you're sober. So you have no more stories. So it's kind of like when like,

Yeah

Trey Ballard (20:26.83)
That stuff's gonna be funny to me. Like I saw a video of him with Bobby Lee and he was like you pretend to be my dad. That was funny.

Dude, but, dude.

Wes Castelhano (20:40.522)
Dude, fucking Bobby Lee is a fucking creeper, You said who? Bobby Lee.

I'm not too- I'm not familiar with- I wasn't familiar with-

He's- Right, old he is now?

It stills like, he just- Who cares? Uh, no-

It's bizarre, look it up. He's like 57. That is weird.

Trey Ballard (20:57.739)
Right?

He's like a mad TV, wasn't he? Yeah, like he knew he was also-

Yeah!

the one in the league when Rafi's like look I get it he's the total pack

Bitch. Yeah, Rafi, Bobbily, yeah, that's 54.

Matt Travaglione (21:14.478)
Isn't that neat?

That's wild, he didn't, like looking at him in that video, I couldn't tell how old he was.

Like, I feel like that's a good stereotype phrase. They are timeless.

Yeah, they literally

And they go to like 150 ancient Chinese secrets.

Matt Travaglione (21:29.378)
Alright Wes, that's racist.

Wait, you said they age well, but I'm like, yeah, they have long ja- I know, I know.

Nah, I was just messing around. Nah, was just messing around. Alright man, crossed the Yeah, tight shit.

a bitch on a crosser

How do I feel about this? I'm sorry, guys.

Trey Ballard (21:47.113)
Well, I was gonna say how do feel about the fight about the card next week first one on pyramid so I Kayla Harrison is they dropped

I'm excited for Free-ish. We're subscribed to it, so... I don't know, man. It'll be interesting.

You got O'Malley on it? I mean, obviously you gotta... Dude, title fun...

It's got a like I like Sean O'Malley, but I want him to start smoking weed again Because he's like sober now and everything and I'm like dude, I'd like sugar Sean like I liked him being I Mean, hope it helps

bro.

Trey Ballard (22:23.086)
It's also a whore. Whore? Yeah. It's not. It's not. he has a child with his, well, not his, officially. Girl. That's insane. I got you. But also, I just realized that. He's a whore. he's a whore. Gaethje and Patti Pimlet is about to be insane. Yeah. Is about to be insane.

That's a weird thing to say about a guy. Is it not?

Matt Travaglione (22:37.346)
the open relationship he has with his

Matt Travaglione (22:43.084)
I just never heard it.

Matt Travaglione (22:48.982)
That's what I'm

Trey Ballard (22:53.315)
I was gonna ask you a question. I didn't want you to hit me with the little lame, but what's in your cup?

that's some Sazerac.

Baby, okay.

I like that. I just was looking at I say it's got a nice little hue to

Yeah, that's the one member Two weeks or three is go over them We're like man, that's two sips and I even said that to West today and it was like filled up to here and you're like, Maddie you're like that we don't have sips. I'm like well

Wes Castelhano (23:03.854)
Yeah, so

Trey Ballard (23:08.576)
your cup and I said

Wes Castelhano (23:19.054)
The thing was like when Matt first got here, he was at the liquor store and he got vodka and tequila. So, but I was like, dude, have you tried, I'm like, yeah, I've been known as Sazerac kick. And as soon as he tasted it, it was downhill from there. He's like, Oh, that's good. Dude, it's fucking smooth.

And you gotta guess what.

So

Matt Travaglione (23:35.598)
I don't know.

No, I'm cool. I'm not I like sassarax. I'm just I we got a long I got a long rest of the day ahead and moving into the night time. So wait Oh Great and couple of my friends from high school. I haven't seen a little bit. We gonna get together watch some football over on Greenville And then so she has her top producer dinner tonight and then there Well, I think it was like from like the pad like it's just like from the pad

What do you have going?

Seriously.

Matt Travaglione (24:00.142)
Did she win again?

Wes Castelhano (24:05.908)
Okay, I know she's like crushing it. guess.

Oh yeah, she's like, I was like, when you're like, and she's like, Hey, babe, like, I wonder their word or you ever like, God damn it, I got to go to another fucking thing.

He's like free buffet, baby trade double back coming back

I mean like that. I'm not like, winning the award. mean like you having to be like, no you're a social dude.

Because I'm just yeah, I'm just like I'm gonna support my baby fucking for sure But no like but I see what you mean like no I just cuz for the most part bro Like I'm just always gassing up and like baby keep doing your thing And so then at that point I've been at that point bro. I'm just like shit like I'm People some but you

Matt Travaglione (24:41.55)
No no-

Matt Travaglione (24:46.752)
about like when you get to the event you're like i kind of bullshit with these also are kind of like the most social person that you can yeah i don't like to chat with anybody

I can but sometimes I see what you're saying now. I get tired of some of these people though. Of course. And every time like, cause like I see what you mean cause like whenever she wins another award and then I have to be with the same people that I don't really fuck with to begin with, yes. see, yeah, I definitely get like that. I'm asking. I definitely get like that sometimes bro. like, you are such, like lot of these people, I'm like you are such a nice person. Like I see what you're trying to do right now. fucking talking to me.

Nothing, nothing against you. just, I'm cool on this conversation.

That's what like with like people saying like... People will be like, hey Matt say something

I know we talked about the the chat and cut yeah, but I'm also with LD when it comes to the stop and chat yeah, when you just like stop and like Well sure it would just peep not bullshit. Oh, yeah, that's not nice, but like

Wes Castelhano (25:42.478)
Dude have you ever crossed the-

Wes Castelhano (25:47.245)
dude, I'm cross the street so didn't have to do it.

It's like dumb stuff being like, so what are you up to? Like, how are the dolls? like, crazy.

Crazy weather,

Like like like the forced interaction of asking the same fucking questions you asked me to have me must go there. It's the same shit

There's so many times, for example, this sounds probably like bougie whatever, but Wes and I for the most part grew up in Hillenhead and we have this golf tournament called The Heritage.

Wes Castelhano (26:19.148)
Yeah, it's right after the Masters. Yeah.

And it's dude, it's basically just a stop and check fucking convention. Like you walk around and you just see everybody you grew up with and everyone's like, Hey, what's going on? I'm sound like a brat, but at the same time, just like, can we just not like put your hand up and just do this type? Can you not just like, no, seriously, like parent, can we not just be like, Hey man, good to see you.

yeah.

Trey Ballard (26:43.47)
Good to see you. hope everything's well and keep going about your business, bro. We don't have, you don't have to ask. We don't have to stop. shit that you was asking me before.

portfolio like I don't give a shit I just want to say like I'm glad you're alive you got a kid you got a white like beautiful man like we don't know each other

All this shit. All right. Just because you don't know when it's going to be the end. Look, we just we're taking it a day at a time right now. That means.

I don't know man there's certain people that are just- No not even bragging- They genuinely want to like-

Thank you.

Trey Ballard (27:14.318)
They have these conversations like they feel like empty if they're not getting to and like getting to know a certain person that they make

audience at the same time like audience at the same time dude like if I walk past you and I'm just like cool man good to see you bro but if I give you a hug cool I'll embrace you

Who?

Yeah. Now we gonna sit there and we gonna chop it up a little bit, but if it's just a knuckle touch, cool. Look, we didn't cross paths before. This is just another one of those times. Don't try to talk to me about some shit 10 years down the line, because I don't fuck with you like that. I'm sorry. I don't even fuck with you like that. So I don't know why you asking me these questions.

And they bring up like the weirdest facts.

Wes Castelhano (27:58.712)
to ma-

And not fat no, it just shit that don't even got to do with nothing, but I'm like dog What what does that have to do with this conversation? We watching the bills in the Broncos right now cuz what does it what that should happen in eighth grade got to do with this shit right now

What? Remember that time I was your cheerleader and put brownies in your locker? Nope!

I don't remember that. remember I have a great fucking memory, but I don't remember any of that. I don't remember none of that. So now that should be killing me. yeah, so she's got that. And then they're probably going to go out afterwards. So I'll have to meet them. And then, it's going to be one of this is going to be a Saturday. It's pretty much what I'm getting at. I see sports on. So that's going to be awesome to watch and kick it and hang.

...punctuating your mom and ass

Matt Travaglione (28:43.592)
Is Zoe hanging out?

What you mean? she was, she's got her dinner at 6 15. Oh, that's right. But she's also had, she had a tour she had to go on earlier and then she's got one at 4 30. And then she's just gonna hang out with her parents until she goes and meets her boss and one of her other coworkers for drinks before dinner and then they're gonna go.

Like is she going with the answer?

Matt Travaglione (29:10.606)
I've thought of your advices before, but what part of town do her parents live at?

Literally, uh state thomas right over there by the across the street from the jordan. Um, or like if you go like, know where moxie's is You have been over there by the crescent and shit. It's over there. You like where hotel zaza and shit is right over there Hotels i was

like

Matt Travaglione (29:29.186)
I keep applying there.

We gotta get back.

I'm a, a, I'm a, um. One of the owners for Dura, the hospital I work for now, they, one of the guys, Benji, he, he actually was responsible for starting the restaurant there at Dragonfly. I'm see if maybe he still has some connects there. I actually put my two weeks in, by the way.

I would love book.

Wes Castelhano (29:54.892)
where are you going?

I'm working for Zos Dad's Company.

Oh no shit, congratulations man. So Tra- I'm gonna start chart- I'm gonna start chart-

Trey Ballard (30:09.644)
like AT &T and DirecTV. for real. I started at 50k base, but I also get commissioned, obviously. It's like, but it's finna go up. I'm finna do it and turn up.

But no, I

Matt Travaglione (30:19.955)
is a fucking cool bass like that

I'm finna go in there and up. I'm finna go in there and rise up.

So, so, but that Dino has basically said he'll fund Matt having a food truck. that's great. Yeah. So we, we've already got Italian cut, cutlets, sausage, peppers and onions.

Somebody else.

Matt Travaglione (30:34.506)
yeah.

that's hell. What kind of food?

Matt Travaglione (30:43.775)
We're just trying to come up with a-

So if you had something else in your bag, I didn't know you was gonna do strictly that.

So we get so I made a I made a checklist for business plan

want to hear his point of view for getting named because we keep going back and forth.

Still my favorite is, don't know, I was drunk and I was like, name, that truck sucks and have an arrow pointed to another truck.

Matt Travaglione (31:07.63)
and that's why I'm asking you for

It's not gonna do it. I know I was just maybe laughs. That's all that would be a good promo shirt

I mean, there's so many different things we could do with him, but- Bullshet. And then like- Alright, I was like, dude, let's just put on Chef. And just watch that to like get some inspiration and stuff, but I was like-

I

Trey Ballard (31:26.594)
Now my question with you is do you wanna incorporate your name into it at all or no? Sure. Yes, okay. That's what I'm saying, okay. And then I feel like since it's gonna be Italian cuisine, talk, I feel like you've got to, obviously the truck itself is going to show you that, but I feel like the name, because sometimes you look up names and don't even see the truck, but I feel like it could also incorporate something Italian, but I need like.

Make sense of the break.

Wes Castelhano (31:52.236)
We, well, that and I were talking about when we were.

What? You had one in the barrel.

Nah, that's what I'm trying to, and that kid's trying to come over once I'm wanting to know what you're-

There we

We were kind of thinking, if we were, me and Matt were just to do a show, just being retards, called Bullshetta, redacted, right? R-tards.

Trey Ballard (32:11.682)
No, just want- I'm just trying to protect you. Dang it, I'm not a young-

Trust me.

Yeah, dude. Dude, trust me, that's not the worst thing I've ever said. Yeah, that was actually that's.

God, what people covered in my eyes. I redacted.

So, but we, I always thought Bullshatter was, that would be like the name of show.

Matt Travaglione (32:31.113)
good. That was like what we were talking about about.

this show but you know there's something there but like if it's gonna be your name it has to be a play on words it has

That's

That's what I was going to. I was trying to figure out what type of...

It- And even if it's not my name, it can still be a play on words, Like, we can still just make-

Trey Ballard (32:52.63)
I'm gonna do some homework, I'm gonna dive more into Italian culture and see if I can.

But like, don't want to like go and because I thought about it yet. Should I just like type in a I'd be like.

Okay, but the thing is...

It's a thing with... with...

But one thing on the menu is just gonna be

Wes Castelhano (33:11.532)
The thing with AI though, it can give you...

Just like five cutlets.

The thing is like AI like how do you think I come up with half the shit is it's a good jumping off point. At least we can get the gears rolling. I've never like said, I'm just going to use that. I'm like, Hey, I like that. Then you just kind of like it gets the wheels spinning because you know, it's I mean, chat, TBT, how do think I get all this shit done? Chat, TBT.

That's valid.

it.

Matt Travaglione (33:38.977)
is proplex.

She didn't even call it chat GPD, she just called it chat. She said I asked chat.

Oh, dude, I have like their own

Nah, I swear to

She said, when the first time she said it to me, said, I said, you asked who? I was so confused. I thought she talking about her coworkers. No, no. Chat. GPT. I call it chat.

Wes Castelhano (33:54.67)
So you can personalize it. So I actually, I actually talked to it. like when I'm, when I'm driving, I'll be like, Hey, chat, like, so I have it as like, like, I'll do is like, set the voice to like some like Australian chick and then I'll, I'll talk with like, well, I have ideas so I could just have this conversation. at least it's logged.

So we can laugh.

I'mma fuck him up

Matt Travaglione (34:16.174)
You know.

He's gonna end up trying to take your life one day, watch.

Red's already at the

You gotta... You live. gotta... That's all right.

Yeah,

Matt Travaglione (34:26.51)
We all

gotta do it. Have you have you checked out that that thing on Merc or the basketball? Did you say pretty good pretty cool? So you get to analyze because you're the X player and that's what I'm trying to get Matt to eight seventy eighty bucks an hour to analyze their play by play and go no that was wrong. This is right and then it's legit man.

Yeah.

Right, I should've...

Matt Travaglione (34:49.27)
interview them.

They are.

So what you're doing is basically training AI to get

Yeah, exactly.

interview the AI? Yeah man.

Wes Castelhano (34:59.894)
Hey interview you have to you have to do a 20 minute interview like they have your resume and they ask you questions. 2004.

Three three or four

robot come out.

Trey Ballard (35:10.414)
That's crazy. It's gonna be, we're gonna be on our robot. said I'm gonna be Will Smith.

That movie is nuts, but have you seen X...

I've not I've heard of it obviously yeah, yeah, what's that dude is that close to what we're in?

Trey Ballard (35:28.782)
The moon night and all that shit. Yeah, and do a damn right. I also love that.

Wow. Come on. Talented. Shout out to you Oscar. Yeah. So real quick. Avengers Doomsday.

He's super talented.

Wes Castelhano (35:48.591)
that and I were just talking about.

Not real chocolate by the way.

Dude, if it's got RDJ, because...

Thanks for clarifying, bro.

This shit is about to be insane.

Wes Castelhano (35:59.657)
I was telling Matt, I go, I'm s-

So happy you brought that up because I know we talk about like Batman stuff all the time.

I love Marvel too. I'm a superhero. I just love superheroes.

Yeah.

But like I was telling Matt, like Fantastic Four has never been done correctly, but Dr. Doom is probably one of the hardest villains to do. I think if anybody's going to do it right, it's going to be RDJ.

Trey Ballard (36:21.918)
That's been my thing with the whole concept is exactly what you said Wes, is the fact that, I had to like, cause I was sitting there and I remember whenever they did the first Fantastic Four with Christian McNamara and all of them. so.

Captain America.

My thing with Dr. Doom was it seemed like he wasn't portrayed as as strong as he truly is in that one, obviously.

like a doctor doing this

You're true to not

Trey Ballard (36:51.458)
goes crazy now also because I knew that because I knew there was that time there's that timeline where he snatches Thanos's skeleton out of his body like that's crazy but at the same time though I do wonder if they are going to like really like like this grand scale

they going to how are they going to interviews how are they going to introduce like how he goes from Tony Stark to I know there's a condom

don't touch on it from what I've read. They don't touch on it until Avengers... Secret Wars. Thank you, sir. Yes.

But they also have to realize that like when you started the multiverse, it really, that's the reason why I wasn't too upset. Cause a lot of people have said that Robert L. Jr. Got it. But remember he was originally supposed to be doing the first time people were that upset. were some people that way that way first came out. There were people that were tripping a little bit just cause they were like, how are you going to do have him play?

I'm sure when they said Heath Ledger was gonna be the Joker.

Matt Travaglione (37:47.864)
do that you gotta watch what was it called Wes the rip with a aflac and Matt Damon on it watch that last night that shit sucks

yeah, it was great. Hey, so I was just like, went into chat GBT and I just said puns for a food, simple food truck and using the word Matt. And there's a really good one. That's a maté. It's that's a more.

Yeah

Trey Ballard (38:10.402)
That's a what?

That's...

You know like that's a more I mean, it's like I know I know with that So that's a more it means that's love like that's a matte

funny

That's a Morde?

Matt Travaglione (38:20.898)
I'm you my name is OHHHH

The more in Spanish is

Yeah, so Italian and Spanish, but instead of... You just say, that's a maté. Again, that's jumping off point.

So you know, yeah, the languages are cool.

But

Trey Ballard (38:32.149)
Yes? Okay.

Don't occur

No, you cool. I'll wait.

I wasn't even trying to I just was playing around me positive, but no, mean, no, I'm saying I said, alright, I got no I'm trying to

Matt Travaglione (38:46.126)
See you.

There's a there's there could be something there

I'm just trying to say I'm trying to see what cuz I'm also looking for inspiration myself. That's why I asked you those questions All right

So I mean, right. When you're going to get the working with, you know, Zo's dad, but you know, would you be willing to, yeah. Hi. No, no, no. I'm saying like, would you be willing to help Mag to see work for chicken cutlets? We need your help. They like, we can't really pay you much right now. You're like, dude, just

Yeah,

Matt Travaglione (39:18.606)
Give me the check.

I'm not even playing, I would totally do that. For the cut list, bro, I'm for sure.

Whatever you want, ba-

Yeah, so then that

Yeah, so like, we did.

Matt Travaglione (39:30.195)
the best

ever.

So it's sauces, peppers and onions. did chicken cutlets came up on the menu. Um, I, so I threw, I threw it in this idea to be like a, an LTO, like limited time, but I said, gotta do mix text mix.

Hello for

limited time only.

Matt Travaglione (39:48.822)
here though.

So, I told her we, thought about like orange Zeno balls, but with Teresa, like it's just a little kind of nod to Texas. Yeah. And they're easy to make just defrost.

cut.

Yeah, I remember one time I went to a friend's house. Sorry was I just got to get the same before I forget it and They were like we knew like you guys are Italian. We're gonna make meatballs our way. I'm like Cool, I get it. Some people like to pan fry it. Some people like to just make them put them sauce Let it marinate for two three hours Show me what's up And I get there it is bro. It was fucking Swedish meatballs and I was like what the

Bullshit,

Matt Travaglione (40:31.118)
What the fuck

Wrong country.

They're not bad, but like when you're thinking that you're gonna get an Italian meatball...

that like hey they're Swedish don't be like my meatballs are out of

Yeah, I also gotta remember.

Wes Castelhano (40:47.247)
Yeah, like, hey guys, we're gonna have steak and then you get like steak tips.

egg noodles with like... I'm sorry, I'm

No, y'all just y'all also gotta remember I'm a I'm a pretty picky eater and so like when you talk about Swedish anything

Trey Ballard (41:05.976)
Probably. So they could clearly don't, that's what I'm about to say. So they clearly don't have anything on that menu that I need to be eating or want to be eating to be honest with you. I'm going be straight up. No disrespect to you, your culture, your country. I'll put it here.

If they're actually aware of that, then they're likely to go on Sweden.

I think you're right. I've never seen a- But they were like- I've never even seen a picture of a black person in Sweden. Not even visiting. So again, to my Swedes out there, shout out to y'all. No disrespect, but I'm not eating anything that y'all cooking. I'm just gonna be honest with you.

the highest of the highest.

Matt Travaglione (41:30.584)
Thanks.

Matt Travaglione (41:40.098)
mean, like, do you think black couples or just black people in general are just like, hey, like, what do you do this summer? Wanna go to Sweden? No.

Never. Never. Don't even come up on the list. Not even on the, in a thought to even put it on the list.

Nat, what if he did something like a play on-

What about Switzerland? Absolutely not.

Never.

Wes Castelhano (42:02.83)
What is it like, what is it alliteration when you have two of the first same letters, like, you know, it's an M and an M. Is that alliteration? Whatever, but like, no, I just thought, you know, but I thought like, you know, like Monge and Matty's or something like that. Cause

I thought I had it more. Like, mbappe?

B3

Matt Travaglione (42:17.44)
Peter Peter

Trey Ballard (42:21.642)
It was it's like Peter Piper picked the pack.

Yeah, yeah.

Whatever but I think you know the word manja No, just would be you know, if you did manja mats or something like that Manja means just eat. Yeah, manja. Yeah, that's what we get the old Italian grandmother said manja manja. You're too skinny. I would dude, she was a fucking angel His grandma so so Matt's grandma one time so I was this was in high school

What's my address?

Trey Ballard (42:44.255)
on that.

is the Gabagoo.

Wes Castelhano (42:52.814)
This was in high school. Matt was going out to dinner. his grandma was in town. She asked me that morning, like, Hey, like what dishes do you like? And I said like chicken parm.

but at the same time I was like he got fucking

Yeah, so I said I go I chicken cutlet eggplant parm chicken like Penny vodka like I just kind of rambled up possibly Every eggplant parm

Is this big in Italian culture? I've always seen that at every Italian spot. I don't know, it's cool.

So.

Matt Travaglione (43:21.506)
I think yesterday I got an awesome fucking eggplant parm sandwich from my phone, but it

So I've but like so his grandma like just the sweetest woman like straight like not off the boat Italian but like just like just Yeah, so the first generation so she made like I gave her five dishes to possibly me I think maybe she'll make two she made all fives for the whole day, dude, and I've never been so

Damn nerds.

their parents were.

Matt Travaglione (43:51.072)
I left for the dinner and Wes was already like... It's amazing. Dude, two hours later I come home, he's still fucking sitting there. And Wesley looks like he's fucking six months pregnant. Cause my grandmas don't let you leave unless you...

I had to get it

Wes Castelhano (44:03.512)
Dude, I had an

Wes Castelhano (44:07.904)
You're too you're too skinny like I was I was like 17. I'm like active, you know, like I'm like 125 pounds, but it's not like I'm like not eating and dude I Like almost had a like army crawl to go like sit like the the TV room Okay, and it's just this Italian grandma's you're too skinny. dude, it was awesome

Who wants some Edelman's pound?

Trey Ballard (44:28.366)
You still broke. Don't you tell me what a fucking good time.

Wes came back and he was like, bro, that was awesome, but I'm going to go,

dude, it was the first time I had port wine cause like your mom was like, do you need like a, like a after dinner drink and I'm thinking I I just even I had port and that, helps a lot. But I was just like, dude, I don't think I need to eat for the rest of the year. That was so much food. Dude, she spent all day making that those dishes like from strip.

He was.

Matt Travaglione (44:57.987)
I like a little bit before I left just cuz like my grandma's cooking like I'm not not gonna fun there And I got up and was like wait you're really gonna go. I was like yeah, yeah, man. I got a good

Yeah, my buddy, it was our buddy Andrew. He was like. Yeah. So it's a, it's me, Matt's parents and his grandparents just sit there. So yeah, you can't, you can never go wrong, but I don't know. think a Monja something Monja should be in there. might be.

Okay.

Matt Travaglione (45:16.664)
That's bro. they're the best cooks.

dang.

Matt Travaglione (45:25.592)
Matt? Yeah.

Man Manju

I think there's my that put that in the running that just that word we can play around So so the cherry you obviously, know the you know the you're more so very social and you're out doing stuff Are there food truck rodeos and like like lower Greenville seems to have like, you know when they have like the flea market stuff We're so we're trying to get so dad's offering to like pretty much bankroll So we're we're trying to figure out you know

Yeah

suit.

Matt Travaglione (45:53.592)
Yeah, this shit.

So we, created a business plan checklist so we can make a business plan. And, so I, I'm in charge of market research and all that. Other like, where are like good spots? You know, Clyde Warren, I know there's like some, there's something out in like look by lower Greenville and there's one up in the colony, like a food truck rodeo.

Okay.

Matt Travaglione (46:19.374)
or something.

So, Clyde Warren, yes, I'm not sure what the process is to be able to get over there unless you...

Yeah, no, we'll figure all that out, but we're gonna go.

low effort.

Like a food truck rodeo? I don't know how they have it set up. Are you talking about truck?

Matt Travaglione (46:38.914)
backyard.

Yeah like a truck yard, that's it.

Because you should be calling me too because yeah, they have one out there. I don't really know how They do that either in terms of just

Yeah, we're talking about like it's a pretty there's a lot of places like there

Whether they have food trucks. Or you can also, where I work at now, they normally have a

Matt Travaglione (46:54.027)
Yeah,

Matt Travaglione (47:00.482)
Yeah, another double D.

Yeah, so another good process is like you team up with a bar, you park out right in front at late night and that's always a good one.

That's what can say, that's what Double D is, what these people do D.

Yeah, because like in in South Carolina like if you have a bar you have to serve food and really yeah, that's a that's a lot like So what the smart move is because if you don't want to have a kitchen you team up With a food truck and that is your kitchen. So like people order at the bar sends tickets over to the food truck and then they just bring it in it's like

That's gonna go back to Charleston that place is lit. Yeah, I'll go. I'm damn sure it's fucking lit, bro

Matt Travaglione (47:36.888)
Come on.

Matt Travaglione (47:41.902)
Wesley. Yeah. Let's this up, OK. Watch the game.

Oh. Do we have a... I'm just having fun talking. Okay. All right, so, uh, yeah, let's wrap it up. Final thoughts. Hey, what's good? Our final thoughts on Matty T. What's your final thoughts? How do you want to... Go around the horn.

No, I am too. This one works.

Matt Travaglione (47:55.34)
I'm done with chat, I'm just saying I wanna-

Matt Travaglione (48:00.162)
What's up?

Matt Travaglione (48:05.102)
Spinal thoughts.

Yeah. Come build.

There's gonna win and I think if anyone or whoever is listening, we all want suggestions for the food truck name.

Yeah, please do. my final thoughts is every waitress out there that had fun the night before, just please wash your hair.

Yeah.

Wes Castelhano (48:28.558)
full circle. Okay, that's easy. See what I did there? That's good. So just

Yeah, so

Cause that was, that was crazy. Hey, like I said, shout out to y'all. was a pleasure working with y'all. want y'all to

Trey Ballard (48:41.918)
That was a really wild behavior to sh- That was wild. I'm not trippin', right? That was wild.

Yeah.

Matt Travaglione (48:47.81)
That was crazy.

And so me and Trey actually did a show last week. we're going to suit, I'll have clips up, sooner or later we're going to do a live show where we're going to be straight up Lego characters. yeah, the animated, we're going to do some animated shows coming up for 2026. Kind of set us apart too. So Trey, what you got? You got a lot of stuff busy, what's your final words?

My final words are, shout out to everybody that continues to support us, man. We hope that y'all keep doing it, keep riding with us, man. And for the new people that jump on the boat, man, just know we gonna keep doing this thing.

And thank you to everybody the the Steph Curry clip That I put on YouTube. Yeah, we're at 2,700 views Yeah, people are just still that in the scat of a white chocolate is always yeah, but But like we broke we broke records like our personal records for the first 48 hours how many views so

I'll

Matt Travaglione (49:37.972)
Damn, okay.

Matt Travaglione (49:44.024)
We

Trey Ballard (49:54.702)
Yeah, man.

Maybe like people are watching the full episodes. So thank you to everybody like that. And that's what helps us get we're going to be getting

Man, we're gonna keep honing our craft. Keep getting better, man. That's all we're gonna be able to do.

So they thank you to everybody and

Stop laughing about that.

Wes Castelhano (50:11.672)
So yeah. So yeah, just, yeah. So again, thank you to Matt, the nuts of skinny Guinea. got, thank you so much to Trey, double. And of course Trey double back, Ballard and me, Wes, the professional idiot. And as I always say, kiss.

Yeah.

bro, that's hilarious. Yeah