From Cravings to Conspiracies: What Just Happened?
00:00:02 Boy, you got to love the smooth fade. I Oh my gosh, it's Friday. How are y'all doing? I'm so glad you're here. I will say that. Uh oh, you know what? I forgot to do this before we went live. I may actually do this during the show. Um because well you know Z who has joined us um she damaged her uh eard drum with a Q-tip and I have tea tree oil because I have an ear ache and okay you know I'm going to I'm going to get advice from y'all and I'm going to talk to Rebecca here in a second before I do that. Um maybe maybe y'all
00:00:46 can Google to make sure that uh that's uh tea tree oil, right? That works, right? I'm too cheap to go and take care of this professionally. Anyhow, um Oh, look at that. Pat Gray Mexican Spy checking in. Uh that's Gabby, y'all. Uh you should follow her on Twitter. Uh Jeffy apologist. She runs the Instagram page and I appreciate all of her help over there. She keeps that thing hopping. Oh, look at that. See, I even made Look at this. See, I was ready for this actually. Gabby, JeffyApologist. Follow her on X.
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00:02:31 formerly of the FBI. Uh, Steve Friend's excellent podcast. If you missed it, you got to check that out. Uh, his is the American Radicals podcast, and oh my goodness, the stuff that he talks about over there, it's an education. Uh, and don't forget, obviously, we're live here now at 3:00 p.m. Eastern, but later tonight it will air as if it were live at 8:00 p.m. Eastern on YouTube and Rumble, so you can participate in the chat and all that good stuff. Uh, Hero West, uh, he also puts it up on Spotify,
00:03:00 iTunes, iHeart, that'll be tomorrow morning, uh, I think 9:00 a.m. Eastern. Everything you need is at atthe mikeshow.com. You got to see it's right It's right there at the micro.com. All right, enough of that. How are you today, Rebecca? I am good, but I'm not good. But I'm good. I mean, you have some fun personal news to share. I do. Yes. Okay. I am cooking a baby inside my inside my body. Okay, that's good. I'm build right now. I'm done building organs and hearts and stuff. Now it's just it's a person growing in there. Do
00:03:38 you have a name picked out? Yes. Okay. And when at what part of the process do you find out the sex and do you or do you wait and let the kid decide as is Oh, hell no. We're not [Laughter] vocing anything until it's 18. Um, well, I don't know the sex yet, so figure that out in about five weeks. Okay. So, we're still early then. Okay. All right. Well, very good. And so that of course uh the morning sickness that's been a thing for you, huh? I mean, I don't even understand why people call it morning
00:04:19 sickness because it hits you at all times of the day. Oh, well, God bless you. All day, every day. And it's so freaking like kudos to all you mothers out there. Oh, yeah. Coming up, you really have my like I am impressed with what women go through. three months of hell. First trimester is really, really bad. You're sick all the time. You just feel fat even though you're not fat, but you feel fat and you just can't eat and you want to throw up and anything that sticks down there is just like food you don't really normally
00:04:54 want to eat. And uh and you don't show. So you're just miserable and nobody respects the fact that you're pregnant and you're tired and you're just like and by the time you get to the the second trimester trime you start showing Yeah. you feel good again. Uhhuh. But hold on a second. Um what's the hottest that it gets in Norway? Oh sh like what's I wonder what the all-time record high is because if you are going to be pregnant I think it's better to be in a Scandinavian summer than a Texas summer for example because
00:05:34 uh I would imagine I can't speak from experience but I'd imagine summers uh in Texas and being pregnant at the same time not the most pleasant experience. Um I will say you're going to get some weird cravings. I can't remember. I can't remember the younger two, but I know Carrie with the first one, Carrie said that she always wanted and and I know this for a fact because I had to make these runs. She always wanted uh KFC mashed potatoes and gravy with Alen. So, I was making a bunch of KFC runs during that first trimester, I remember.
00:06:06 So, yeah. So, anyway, so you'll get those strange cravings, I'm sure. Um but uh I would like to congratulate you and uh the babies do win. Exactly. So mid November. Mid November. All right. We got I still have I have a lot to grow before then. Right. Okay. Can we build it? Yes, we can. Um thank you for all the congratulations by the way. I really appreciate it. Yeah. You uh posted a picture of the sonogram. Is that what it's called? Sonogram. Yeah. And uh definitely you can see a little person there. That's for sure. Um it's
00:06:44 weird, isn't it? Look, I could not be a woman under any circumstances. Uh so um kudos to all of you. And are you going to celebrate Mother's Day? I mean, it already was, I think. No, because you you do realize that we don't have Mother's Day at on the same day globally. Like Well, that's too bad. That's too Yeah. You know, that's just what it is. But I do have an answer for you. But let me see if I can get this over in um What was the question? Was it a tea tree question? Is that what you were doing? It was the warmest it gets.
00:07:21 Record high Norway. I'm going to guess uh 96° Fahrenheit, whatever the hell that is in Celsius. Let's see. What is this Fahrenheit? Uhoh. How's a cat gonna take? 96.1 is the hottest. Yeah. What a guess. What do I win? That was a straight up guess. Awesome. I need somebody else to Google before I start shoving this Q-tip into my ear with tea tree oil. That cat's going to be so jealous. Oh my gosh. I know. He's He's going to be a real sweetheart, I'm sure. Uhhuh. Uhhuh. Okay. Um let's see. Oh, I wanted Brad
00:08:01 wants to say hi. Uh he's on the road right now and so uh uh Brad can't join us today. So um he should be back next week. Uh and we're just gonna keep putting you on the spot and we miss you Brad. Yeah. For bullying me. Right. I think that was getting out of hand last week. I I was an angel as I always am. Um okay. So let's see. What do I got here? Is this the first at the mic baby? It is. And I am uh Pat. No, I'm not having a home birth. I don't know how people do that. Uh I wish I was one of those spiritual crazy people who
00:08:40 wanted, you know, candles and stuff and just like good vibes and sage and things, but no. Wow. Oh, look at this right here. Uh Karen craved fetuccini alfredo. Ate it every night for two weeks straight. Oh my goodness. Wait a minute. He begged you to cook. Uh, he knew you were pregnant, right? That's not how that works. Yeah, he's he should be the cook then. Yeah. Uh, let's see. Oh my gosh. We have ourselves a new pope. I don't know. Are you Catholic? You're not Catholic, are you? I am not Catholic. All right. All
00:09:16 right. Uh, you got any thoughts on this uh guy 24 hours in? Yeah. I saw people were kind of like, "Oh, well, this was a good choice. He's educated in this and he's that and he's American and yada yada yada." And I'm I'm looking at him and I'm like, I'm not so sure. So, I went by his uh ex account. Yeah, a lot of people did that. Whoops. Yeah, I don't like him, Keith. I'm just going to say I don't like him. Thumbs down. Yeah, I I'm trying to figure out uh there's some quotes. There's plenty of uh tweets and
00:09:53 and commentary that suggest that this is going to be a far-left pope. a very uh um social justice-minded pope. Um but he did do a little bit of push back on the LGBTQ whatever stuff. Um when was it? I think Francis did something in support of same-sex couples. And yeah, you are right. He he said that, you know, it's delusional because those sexes those genders doesn't exist or something. The only only ray of hope there as far as uh being on the well it's the whole like pro- migration [ __ ] and then on top
00:10:35 of that he's definitely that there's been some whispers around the corners about you know the pedophilia inside the Catholic church and him having something to do with burying these cases. Oh no. So I don't know if that's the case because I have not been looking into it. I just the whispers. So, I'm not very impressed. I'm I'm just the whole open border thing is a no for me. So, I assume that since uh I mean, if he if he is indeed open borders, I assume that the wall is already being torn down around the Vatican. I mean, they put up
00:11:10 extra security and stuff not too long ago. So, I'm just expecting them to open the doors for everybody. Yeah. Yeah, why not? Okay. uh he did have a hand in the firing firing defrocking of the uh priest here in Texas that uh spoke out against Joe Biden. That was not good. So, I don't know, man. Uh good luck. It would be nice to have a a moral leader like John Paul II. Um but but Keith, is it not uh is it a conspiracy or is it a thing that you know Donald Trump put up himself as a pope and now there's an
00:11:45 American pope? Yeah. Okay. He had a Oh, yeah. I'm sure Donald Trump had influence over that decision for sure. Um, okay. So, let's see here. Oh, breaking news today. Uh, Justice David Sudter, former Supreme Court Justice, has passed away at 85. He was a uh justice that was put into p office, would you call that? Put on the bench by George HW Bush, another Republican appointee that absolutely sucked and went way left. And in fact, Sudter waited until 2009 when Barack Obama was in office before he decided to retire.
00:12:20 And that of course gave us uh Sonia Sotomayor. Somebody can fact check that. But um so Justice Sudter has passed away. And now kudos to HW for giving us Clarence Thomas. But uh I mean you talk about two extremes uh for for justices that you would appoint for HW. But anyhow, uh, Republicans always pick lefties. Uh, Democrats never pick conservatives. It's fun how that always works out. Why is that? Uh, because Republicans um are dumb, I think, is the short answer. Um, it might be something to do with
00:12:58 [Music] uh, it might be I I don't want to overthink this, Rebecca. I think the first answer was the wisest one. Republicans are dumb. But I wonder if Democrats and and liberal activists are just sly. And because in the case of Sudter, there was so little known about him that in fact he became the poster child for the right and for Republicans as far as what not to do. we can no longer um blindly just find some justice, some judge out there that we're going to put on the Supreme Court and just hope he's good. The real vetting of
00:13:42 at least on the Republican side came after that screw up with Sudter. And uh I looking at who they've put in since then, I I don't know that they really did they they did a good job uh rectifying that situation. But uh he was the one that really made them stop and and take pause and and at least try to vet these justices. But again, liberals are crafty. I also think conservatives are way too polite. There's just polite culture. like don't be like them. Be polite. Be a better person. How the hell are you going to be
00:14:21 a better person towards Satan? Like just your merely existing is being a better person, but you ain't going to, you know, make him do do the stuff you want to by being nice. That's not how it works. Like stop being so freaking polite. Right. Uh that's a good point. River City Rate. I mean for for George W. Bush it was Alto and Roberts. Yeah. I mean it's all over the map. uh when it comes to Republicans um and their Supreme Court justices. Uh let's see what else do I have. Has anybody, by the way, has anybody looked up the tea tree
00:14:57 oil before I embark on this? My my left ear. It's my left ear that's uh really been hurting as the day's gone on. And I and I I put Speak of the Devil. She read my mind. Can you hear Matilda? I I wipe this stuff in her ears whenever she starts shaking her ears like she's been doing lately and after a few days it she stops doing this number. So whatever. So you thought it works for the dog. Why won't it work for me? That's exactly right. I mean Oh my god. You've been animal testing. Okay. I'm sure you can hear them, right?
00:15:32 Yeah. They're they're warning me of the delivery that's probably happening right now. And I'm so grateful for them protecting me from there's some stuff in there for y'all. Relax. Anyway, okay. Uh I'm still hesitant, y'all. Somebody somebody's gonna have to uh do my job for me. And uh tea tree oil. Oh, look at that. That's a fun fact. Tea tree oil comes from Australia. Thank you, Julie. That's interesting. You might want to dilute it. It That's okay. But the the It's safe for me. You know what? Screw it.
00:16:04 I'm just going to do it. I'm just going to do this right now. And I just hang on. Just bear with me. I'm sorry. Like I said, I meant to do this beforehand. And uh and I failed. And never know what you're going to get on the Friday live stream here. Just put that right in there. There's like there's something weird going on with the chat on the side here. You know what? Hold on. If what you're experiencing is what I've pointed out in the past. Yeah. No, I think it's that that's why I open up the other
00:16:35 browser because it puts them in order on the browser like out public view, but for us it's not in order. Is that what you were going to say? Well, no, there's something weird and I don't know how this works, but it's like people are divided into two different categories of time. So on the top I get all the 063 a.m. and then on the bottom I get oh 9:15 p.m. and then like keep piling like in direction. Let me see if I can explain this because I don't understand it but but let me explain to y'all. So
00:17:10 grateful that you tune in for this but I want you to know what what happens with the chat and so help me. I'm about to kick a dog or two out into the backyard. Um, so, uh, what happens is we have the chat and and people will comment and yet I look over here on the laptop behind me and it's a completely different order. And to your point, Rebecca, some say on this end, for example, 216. Julie just posted this 216, but uh, Deg Garbear just Well, that's a bad example. Hang on. Um, I'm just looking
00:17:47 for one like like like this right here. This one that I put up about Alto and Roberts. It It was way up at the top. I saw it down here because it says 11:13 p.m. It makes no sense. I don't understand. Yeah, they also have two different times. So the the bottom says my time, which is now 9:17 p.m. So, you know, but the whole like AM thing is confusing me and they keep piling on top of each other like in different So, our apologies if if we don't see your your comments. It's just that they don't show up. Never mind. Uh, hey, I cleaned
00:18:24 up, by the way. I want everybody to know I cleaned up I cleaned up the the mess. Well, some of it. This right here. the mold out of the glass. Well, no. Okay, that's different. Yeah, I did that. This right here, I This is a garbage bag full of like um Holy snaps. Let's take a screenshot because that's a man with a garbage bag. That is so rare to see. Are you going to take it outside, too, Keith? Are you Can you film it? We got about uh three shows worth of uh prep in in this one bag. And uh I'll tell you
00:19:00 though, I I did it came at a cost, Rebecca, did I uh Yeah, when I uh you know, like when you push your hand into a garbage bag and it comes out and it's wet. E, you're like, "What was that? What the hell was And I know what it means. It was beer, but that's okay." Uh all right. So, so we don't have uh a second guest today. So, I thought I would make today's not so rapid fire um specific to you and your experience. Are you good with that? I'm good with that. Hit me. Okay. So, um Rebecca lives in Norway.
00:19:36 I'd like to remind those that may not be familiar. Unlike Brad who who says Sweden, right? And I of course I I was not a party to that kind of um yes you were ridiculousness. Let me see here. Okay. So where in the I am curious to know this. Where in the United States have you visited because I know you've been over here but where all have you been? So I have been to Miami twice. Okay. I have been to Texas I don't even know how many times. Okay. Hold on. That's a This is going to be a long list, isn't it?
00:20:17 Miami Twice, Texas, Infinity. Oh, in Texas, I've been to Austin, Dallas, Houston. Houston sucks. It does. And I'm sorry if you're from Norway and you think Houston is great because of that, but it sucks. I find it really funny that everybody talks about the traffic in Houston and then when I drove to Dallas, I was like, "What the hell? Traffic sucks up here." at least easier to get around Houston. Bye. Whoa. Disagree, but continue. This is your not so rapid fire. Um, so yeah, that's uh that's Texas.
00:20:54 Miami and Texas. Hm. Miami and Texas. Miami, Texas. Uh, Los Angeles. I've been to several times. Okay. Los Angeles. Because I have family there, so that it just makes sense. Okay. Got it. And then I've been to Santa Barbara, San Francisco. Um, that's a lot. So, California. What do you think of California? H California is beautiful. The food is Oh, it's so good. People people, the food is still good. The people not so much. I'll tell you a funny story from when I was in in Los Angeles with I like I said I have
00:21:36 American family in Los Angeles. Absolutely love them to bits. Uh people have been asking me what do you do in LA? Do you have some tips? No, I don't. I never have because I hang out in the backyard. Okay. Anyway, I went to LA. Um I have some friends who work in the entertainment industry over there and every year there's a Easter party on a rooftop. So I went there. I met a poet and she was pretty cool. So I continued talking with her. She invited me my for one of my trips over there to a pool party. So I went to the pool. Mind you,
00:22:08 this was Trump's first period of presidency. Okay. So I went to this pool party and um everybody started talking trash about Donald Trump. Uh oh. So I looked at them all and I said, "I like Donald Trump." You could hear a pen drop. Oh no. Did you get kicked out? The entire party went quiet. Oh no. at me. And they were ready to bite and kill. So it would got to that point where people were screaming and my friend had to jump in and say, "Ho, ho, ho, ho, whoa, whoa, whoa. Are we not interested why a person
00:22:44 from across the ocean thinks he's a great president and then everything calmed down, but I was this close to being chased down the streets with pitchforks basically. I don't know how I survived that evening, but I did." Wow. And I stayed at the party. Oh, good. So, it was a good night overall then. It was good. And you know, California has a lot of um people who say one thing and then you know their opinion is something else. I see. Yes. Um Dair Bear's got a great suggestion. Um next time you're states
00:23:17 side, you want real Americana. Iowa State Fair, Cheyenne Rodeo, Vegas and Nashville. Wait, we're we're putting Vegas into real Americana. I've been to Vegas. Okay. I mean, I could hear casinos for a week in my ear, but um somebody Google when does the Cheyenne rodeo. Oh, okay. And then my I really want to go to the rodeo. My my my uh my phone just um just uh Googled for me. That was intrusive. Um no, I'm not going to ask Gemini Jack crap. Just Okay, somebody tell me when that is this year because I
00:23:56 might be able to get to that. So, uh, Cheyenne Rodeo. I just don't know when it is. Let's see. I really want to go to Nashville. I have a good friend that lives there, so I probably will go there at some point. Okay. Uh, have we covered everything? You like Miami. Is that cool? Miami is cool. I've been to New York as well. I've been to, uh, Utah and, uh, Grand Canyon. I didn't know this was going to be like, why didn't you just say I've been everywhere in your country, man? I've been in Boston. I've been in um New
00:24:27 England. I've been in Washington DC. I'm not anymore. How many states have you not been to? Do you know? Yeah. No. No. Okay. But a lot. Clearly, you've seen our great country. Okay. Cool. Uh some bits of it. Yeah. Cheyenne Cheyenne Rodeo is July 18th through 27th this year. Anyone that's interested in getting up there, uh there you go. Um, okay. Let's just move along here. So, where in the world have you visited? And I swear I if is this going to be longer than the States thing? Yeah. Okay. Uh, Norwegians are everywhere. So,
00:25:09 what I was going to ask you is what's your favorite part of this country in? And what's your favorite uh country? You can't pick Norway or or the United States, even though we all we all know United States is your favorite country. Admit it. It is. And Texas is my favorite place in the US. I'm not gonna lie. Of everywhere I've been, I really, really love Texas. Not because it's aesthetically pleasing, because it's mostly not, but fun. Um, and I love it. People are great in Texas. Um, favorite country in the world. I don't really
00:25:44 have a favorite country in the world in sort of like outside of the United States, which I in my opinion is just a lot of countries pushed into one. Um, that's how it was designed. Unfortunately, um, I'd say in the last 150 years, it's been homogenized and forced to submit to the federal government. But I digress. Is the same thing with Europe. That's what they're trying to do. I think that if I ever went to Italy, I think that would be my favorite. Not going to lie. I think I'm gonna feel right at home there. Never
00:26:15 been there. Really want to go. Am going to go at some point when I find myself a husband who wants to do a honeymoon there. Um anyway, um I really love Edinburgh. It's one of my favorite cities in the world, actually. Um okay. Wait, what did you say that you haven't visited in the United States that you wanted? What was the last thing you said? You want a honeymoon? You want a honeymoon in Nashville? No. Oh, Italy. Italy. Italy. I got you. I'm sorry. Yeah, I was distracted there because Tom is absolutely right. Mount Rushmore is a
00:26:45 great place. South Dakota, great patriotic place there. Yeah, it's uh that whole area. Anytime, anywhere, I mean this when I say I'm not just flippantly throwing it out. Whenever I say anywhere in the mountain time zone is perfect in the United States. Okay, just want to make that clear. Uh, okay. This was a stupid question, but I'm going to and I can understand you traveling and all that good stuff. Is that related to all of your news uh background and everything or? No, I did a lot of traveling in my early 20s.
00:27:18 Gotcha. And now you're in your late 20s, right? I'm in my late 30s, but yes. Thank you, Keith. Help a sister out. Okay. Uh what are some of the similarities and differences in TV sitcoms in Norway compared to the US? Oh, wow. Everything. Yeah. You apparently have not seen a sitcom from Norway cuz they don't exist. What? You don't have funny stuff to watch on TV over there? That explains a lot. I bet that's all of Europe like that. I mean, yeah. I mean, do we do it? We We usually had like we had a couple when I grew up
00:27:54 when I was a kid that was kind of like funny like stupid Norwegian humor. Um, hold on. Hold on. Is there is there a way to describe Norwegian humor? because I gotta know how do how would you describe Norwegian humor? I can't. It's impossible. Um, we do have Oh, yeah. There is one show that I absolutely adore. Uh, me and my best friend, we watch it. Every time there's a new uh season, we were hooked. It is, and it sounds really silly. It's this gay actor. He made a concept of uh couples therapy. So he hired a therapist and
00:28:32 then he is always one of the couple. So there's different couples but with different um characters basically and I swear to God whomever you are you will relate to one of the characters and it's just so good. It it's really really funny. Um that and then he did a side one where he um he uh made fun of a true crime documentary. basically he created a true crime humor documentary. Really funny. Okay. Um but Norwegian humor is a lot of um characters like typical characters of who we are and then also a
00:29:14 lot of word play I would say. Oh like double antandra like a lot of this action here. Kind of. But you forgot about the bell with with Brad not here. You'd forgotten about the bell, I bet. No, I never forget about the bell. Thank you, Julie. I really appreciate it. Oh, what' she say? Okay, there. Yeah. A look at that. I appreciate that. And Karen, I see your comment. I just can't find it on the right hand side on my screen down here, but she says, "A Canadian tourist in Florida told me she likes USA, but not
00:29:49 Trump. I told her I don't like her prime minister." Good. That's good. Well, it's hard to like um Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if it's Carney or Trudeau, but either way, both of them are. Yeah, you know, let's see. Um, okay. You already asked you that one. Okay. Yeah. So, in Norway, what temperature qualifies as a hot day? You can tell me Celsius and I'll look up the I mean, a hot day. I think that would be like 23 degrees. All right. So, what is that? Hold on. So that's hot is 73°. Yeah. Fahrenheit. I don't think that's
00:30:32 hot. Like I need 30, but you know, most people I'll tell you what, it's like 10 Celsius now. And people are walking around with in shorts. Okay, so it's 10. That means it's 50° F. Yeah. People in t-shirts and [ __ ] I don't get it. But you need 30, which is 86 degrees F. I love 86. That's okay. Just get ready for um 44 degrees C here in Texas if you visit in the summer, which sounds chilly, but it's 112 Fahrenheit. 44 degrees Celsius. Okay. And uh All right. So, when what does the temperature have to get down to in
00:31:10 Norway for you to be like, damn, it's cold here? Well, I freeze from everything. Like I think 20 Celsius is cold. But 68 degrees Fahrenheit that's cold to but but like cold cold. I mean um everything under five Celsius to me is really cold. But mind you 21 degrees Fahrenheit cold. Go ahead. But but we do get down to minus 20. Minus 20 which is minus4 degrees Fahrenheit. Yeah. That's chilly. What's the uh Hold on. What is the alltime record low for Norway? We said it was oh 40 something is uh - 51.4 C
00:31:50 which is -60.5 F. Yeah. Up in the Arctic Circle and all that good stuff. Of course. Yeah. Uh what else I got for you here? Uh okay. Rank these sports in terms of popularity in Norway. Hockey, basketball, football, baseball. Any idea? Well, football as in soccer. No, football is in football. Okay. Well, that's the last one then. Oh. Oh, really? Okay. So, hockey would be the first. We don't really have American football. We don't really have baseball. Hang on. I got my spoilers hat since this is the year they win the Stanley
00:32:24 Cup. Okay. Go ahead. So, no baseball, no American football. Wow, that's sadness. What was the other B? So, hockey above basketball then? Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure. Okay. All right. Is there fluoride in the water in Norway? Not to my knowledge, but I it wouldn't surprise me. But then again, we have like our water is really clean. Like if you come here, you know what you buy when you buy expensive water in the store in the United States that comes out of my tap. Yeah. I Yeah. Oh, uh I will say that West Yellowstone, Montana.
00:33:04 Um it was uh the that's where we had tap water that was ice cold and the cleanest tasting water ever and it just came straight out of the ground. Didn't go through any processing. Oh my gosh. I mean, we have that here as well at the cabin. I have that in a creek running out of the mountain right past the cabin. It's the same thing. and you can just put your bottle down there and it's ice cold and you can drink it right then and there. Feel like there's some bragging happening now. Um, that sounds
00:33:37 lovely. That does sound lovely. Um, okay. So, we talked about uh Taco Bell last week. Uh, do you guys have Taco Bell in Norway? No, we do not. But you knew the reference because clearly you've spent apparently half of your life in this. Um, do you have any American fast food joints over there? Uh, McDonald's. M. Kentucky Fried Chicken. Let's see. McDonald's. Kentucky Fried Chicken. Thinking, thinking, thinking. Burger King. Um, oh, is the King creepy over there, too? Um, not to my knowledge. I rarely go into Burger King. I don't know
00:34:16 what they're doing in there. I mean, you say it like that. I think that's it, actually. Okay. Sorry, I just got a text that that just uh alerted me that I don't need to be where I thought I needed to be right after this live stream. So, I'll be drink I'll be drinking now. Lucky you. Let's see. Um thought I was gonna have to drive into Dallas tonight. Oh, really? But I'm not gonna need to. So, me and Grimace are going to party now. I'm gonna ask AI what we have in case there's something I haven't thought
00:34:50 about. Hey, quick question here for the audience. Uh, I've noticed this the last few weeks, so this isn't really a question for you, Rebecca, but have y'all I have to go back and look. Does it seem darker over here now? Like I feel Oh, yeah. I ju I just figured it out. I just forgot to turn the light on. Yeah, there's a light back here. I I look around and I because I've been sitting here going, "Okay, all the bulbs are in there. All the B bulbs are working there. These stupid lights." Yeah, that stupid light back here that I
00:35:21 can't reach that. So, um cuz I was sitting here before the show and I thought, why is it so dark and so I went I got this lantern and I thought I was going to have to like kind of use this during the show, but I just realized that stupid light back there. Uh only the best production and stage presence here uh for at the mic. Oh my god, the G bear. If they set up BIES over here, I believe. I love Bies. You could drop some serious cash in that place. I always do. Keith, I can't go in there without spending $200. It's ridiculous.
00:36:01 Sorry. This is really like new kitchen stuff. Hang. I'm really sorry. I'm sorry. You keep talking. I'm really annoyed right now because No, I just I I asked AI and I This is what we have. So, McDonald's, Burger King, TJ Fridays, Domino's Pizza, Subway, KFC, Taco Bell, planned to establish in Norway, but they don't have any restaurants in the country. We have Starbucks, Hard Rock Cafe, and Wayne's Coffee. So, I'm sure whatever you said was fascinating. I Sorry. Oh, you missed it. It was all the fast
00:36:35 food chains from America that we have in this country. What's your favorite American fast food joint? Oh god, you're asking really tough questions right now. My apologies. That's what we do here. We we grill our guests, especially on Fridays. It depends where I'm where I'm at. So in Norway, it's McDonald's. And I know that sounds horrible to every American person. I get it. I [ __ ] hate McDonald's in the US as well. It's horrible. But here it's really good. Not like that time when I went to McDonald's um in Houston and I I ordered
00:37:12 a double cheeseburger and I got one patty and two cheeses on it. What town were you in? What What town was that? I was in Santa Fe. Santa Fe New Mexico. No, no, no. Uh closer to Galveston. So Oh, you're Oh, you're you're in Metro Houston. That's right. You did say that. I'm sorry. Yeah, I think it's the tea tree oil. We're going to claim that probably. I just realized um I took my socks off. This may be TMI, but I I just uh that's what I do here on the show is I let everyone into my world. And uh the
00:37:49 reason I have these dirty socks sitting up here is because if I took them off and left them on the floor like a normal person um then Matilda would walk off with them and I'd find one uh down the hall maybe on the stairs and then the other one I'd find 3 weeks from now somewhere else in the house. And that's why I have to set them up high. It's like having a b Oh, you're going to love this. When your baby starts getting mobile, your life starts getting vertical. So, you're going to be putting stuff up higher and higher and higher as
00:38:19 the kid gets older because otherwise the kid's going to be able to pull itself up, reach and grab whatever. It's going to be a disaster. You will see your life will become vertical in direct proportion with uh the baby being able to to crawl. And then doesn't really suit me with being so small. Like, how am I going to reach stuff in the end? I mean, good luck. Good luck. Um, okay. Hey, now, okay, the thing about babies and animals is we wish we could understand what they were saying or trying to say, right? Yeah. And
00:38:59 that's going to take some uh you'll figure it out. Obviously, the baby's either crying because it's hungry or it pooped in its diaper or or Democrats are on the TV. I don't know. the last one. So, um, uh, AI is, uh, uh, they're they're trying to translate animal sounds with it into words. Isn't that f that's this is now they're in the process right now of kind of the early research. I think it's going to be just completely open to um, by the way, this is another this is another Simpsons episode come true, y'all. Here we are.
00:39:43 But I saw that they did something with um with um what do you call those people who can't speak? Uh mute in Norwegian. We say st mute. Yeah, mute. Mute people. You're gonna say dumb or stupid or what? No, we say stum in Norwegian. So that's like just trying to find the word mute. Yeah. So mute people. Yeah. um um putting some stuff in the head like I don't know if it was inside the the skull or if it was on the skull, but they did something with AI where they could communicate which is pretty freaking
00:40:20 amazing if you ask me. Yeah, I'm just trying to think of uh that's a great idea by the way from uh Gabby there. See that? You should do a deep dive on how many Simpson episodes have been correct so far. Yeah, I'll call Matt Graining. have him come on as a guest. That would be awesome. Seriously. Um that uh so when people can't speak, I'm sure it's a an array of reasons why, you know, it's not a one-sizefitit all fits all type deal, but um yeah. Is that a neural link type thing you're talking about there? I think it is like in it
00:40:58 interprets thoughts basically, which is what they would be doing with animal sounds, right? Scary. kind of. No, maybe not. That was immature. No, I don't know. I I just uh I don't know. Oh, did you see that there's a court case right now where a guy got murdered and they played a I think it was a victim impact statement or something and it was AI that that made the response uh in court. Um, you have any idea what I'm talking about? This is over here in America. I don't know where exactly. I just saw a
00:41:32 brief thing, but they made it so that he could address the killer, his his killer from the grave. From the grave, you know, and it's like that's this is getting this is getting intense, man. That's intense. Yeah. Yeah. Um Okay, let's see. Oh, so okay. We're going to talk about uh robots. Remember, did we play this? I can't remember. I know we played this. I just I don't know when. So, I don't know if you have seen this video, but this seems like a pretty good use of um of robotics here. Um, and I I
00:42:09 just I remember playing this with uh with Brad on here. Did Were you around when we played this thing here? Can you see that? I can see it. Okay. I think I was. Yes. Okay. All right. So, doesn't that seem like a pretty I like that. We're we're spraying pesticides or whatever kill weeds. Okay. All right. So, we got that. All right. So, that seems like a pretty good use of uh of robots until this happens. And this was uh making the rounds uh earlier this week. Any thoughts about this one here? We don't need the audio. See, have
00:42:50 you seen this video, Rebecca? Sure. No, I have not. Oh my go Oh my god. Help. I will kill you. I will kill you. Yes. Yeah, I'm good. I was contemplating getting one of those um robot uh vacuum cleaners slash cleaners and you know the newest variant actually have a little arm so they can pick up stuff from the floor. Um but I'm reconsidering now. Yeah. Yeah. So uh Roomba I think is what you're uh referring to, right? Um, I am curious here because in the past when I've played videos, it's muted our
00:43:31 microphones. Could y'all hear us talking over those videos? Uh, again, just we are a cutting edge technology uh show here and uh you know, we got things like lights going out and uh anyway, I just hope that everybody could hear us babbling uh over the uh pesticides kill bugs, not plants. I got it. Thank you. Um, maybe it was a maybe it was a herbicide killing weeds. Fllynborg. Anyway, somebody really needs to confirm if y'all could hear us talking over the videos cuz I got to know before I play any more videos. So,
00:44:06 help me cuz that would suck to find out later that we play a dozen videos and every time we played one, uh, it was you couldn't hear it. Oh, look at that. I just my phone lit up and I looked over here to see what it was and I hate this. I hate this. I missed a call from Telemarketing. That's a first. A normally it says uh spam likely, but uh that one that's the first time I ever got one that said telemarketing. That's interesting. Uh what else uh we got going on here? What is the weather like right now over in Nor? Like what what's
00:44:40 happening there? It is pretty nice. I still think it's pretty cold, but that's my opinion. Uh, it's around 14 15 Celsius in the daytime. I'm not googling anymore. What is that Fahrenheit? I don't know. I can't do that math in my head. You people out there that do that math in your head, you are amazing, right? Um, but uh yeah, so it's nice, Sunny. Uh, actually went out I have um I have a part of a community garden. So yesterday I planted uh an apple tree. Good for you. Hang on a second. Hold on
00:45:22 a second. It's a community garden. So it's not at your house. It's it's like this community garden and a public community garden where people rent space. So I have a space there and I can grow stuff. And then there's the the um I guess you could say the community part of the garden where everybody chips in. So you put down apple trees and plum trees and you know sorry um and um herbs and stuff and yeah people help each other out and it's just it's a nice it's a nice little thing growing veggies and and fruit. So you've
00:46:06 been to Boston. What you think of that city? I mean, it's all right. It reminds me too. So, I' i'd been in Texas for two months when I went to Boston. Okay. I went there for uh work. So, I love I was enjoy I was enjoying Texas. I was starting to miss home. I went to Boston and I was like, get me the [ __ ] back to Texas. Really? You didn't like Boston at all? What time of year was it? Spring. if I recall. Wow. I'm sorry to hear that. No, it's not that I don't like Boston. It's just that it reminded me too much of a home.
00:46:46 And in and in that sense, I mean, yeah. uh nature, the roads, the road rage, the sour puss people, uh really pride flags, all the signs everywhere that tells you what not to do, what you're not allowed to do. Like in Texas, there's this sign of a alligator and you just go live your life. Like I like that. Don't walk on the sidewalk. Don't pee over here. Don't step over here. Black Lives Matter. Like that's Boston to me. I'm sorry. Just don't pee over here. So Boston, I don't know. Maybe we got lucky the time of year. The weather
00:47:30 was perfect. Whatever. Uh the people we ran into were super nice. Maybe we just got lucky. We rolled the dice and and got double sixes every time. But uh this southern boy loved Boston, Massachusetts, and I was stunned by that. We just went uh I mean in the fall. It's a beautiful city. I'm not going to lie. It's history there, man, is pleasing. Lots of history. It's it's a beautiful city in that regard. And I don't mean to trash Boston in any way cuz cuz it doesn't deserve that. But in all honesty, it's the political Yeah, I
00:48:05 know. culture that is just shining through way way way through. It ruins a lot. Yeah. And it just reminded me so much of home. And I thought, "Oh my god, is it something about which degree you are on Earth that tells you that you have to be leftwing?" Like, what the is that? Two things. Two things. The reason I thought of Boston there is you mentioned the the the community garden. And I thought that was really one of the cool things. I mean, it's such a it's such a granola thing, but it's so cool that they have this what it's been
00:48:41 around since I think World War II, a victory garden where people would grow and take care of stuff, you know, and and you could kind of feed the community and kind of help with the um with the uh the supply needs of uh food and all that good stuff. And it's still an operation today. and and the lady there was a lady there that was uh tending cuz you just it's it's if you're not familiar just imagine like a central park and there's an area of it dedicated to just little community little farms you know little
00:49:15 little gardens I should say and uh and and there's only one other in America and I think she said Chicago or something but it's really cool you know everybody trusts everybody You're not in there stealing food or whatever. It's It's really cool. It's about as close as I could go. I mean, we have a fence around ours, but that's just because the deers uh are not allowed in to eat the fruit. Uh and they they're we have a lot of them here. So, I don't live in the city. I live on a little mountaintop outside of the city.
00:49:47 I'm surrounded by forest miles and miles and miles. You live in a castle, don't you? I don't. But that frozen princess I wish I could say that was true, but I don't. But there's a lot of wildlife around here. So, we have a lot of deers that um step through here. So, so, okay. Well, the the second thing I was going to tell you, you love Texas so much. Um, so we we'll we'll come back to Texas in a second, but first, what is it right now that you hate the most about Norway? You can only pick one thing. What do you
00:50:22 hate the most about Norway? I'm sorry that I'm boring. No, it's not. I'm just late. What I hate most about Norway is the fact that people are so gullible to propaganda. I'm sorry. That's it. Like in in all other aspects, Norway is a beautiful country. There's a lot of culture. If we just took care of that culture and wasn't erased by multiculture, um it's beautiful. It it has such variety that you know you Switzerland go to bed like hold on that isn't okay that is a quote we got to remember this from Rebecca
00:51:02 y'all uh a Norwegian and the quote is Sweden go to bed Switzerland Switzerland go to bed oh I'm sorry I get the Switzerland is beautiful right you have you have the warm temperatures but you have the you know green blue Caribbean water and mountain tops with snow on them and yada yada. And we have all that, but we have such, you know, it's a long country. It takes me amount the same amount of time to go visit my grandma up north as it does for me to go to Italy. Okay. So, it's a long country. I want to get to a ford.
00:51:39 What? I'm sorry. Go ahead. Continue. No, you asked how to get through. No, no, no. I want to I want to go through a fjord something. Yeah. Yeah, you should. There's uh on UNESCO's uh heritage list there's a fjord called good f which is the fjord of the god and it's beautiful. If you take the boat from from somewhere in the fjord you can actually travel by boat into a Viking village and it's built by the um Viking original Viking customs how they built houses and people live there all summer. So that's cool. It's really
00:52:15 cool. Um, uh, Gabby, I see I see you just, um, you just posted a comment there about Rowdy. Definitely needs to make a t-shirt. Um, Gabby, would you please, uh, I just sent you a text. It's about a technical aspect with this program, and I'm hoping you'll respond to that because, uh, no one else has, and I'd like to know uh, before I proceed with any more videos. Um, but what I thought you might say, Rebecca, is I thought you might talk about um those that want Sharia law for you and yours. And uh as as as Keith, what you
00:52:50 hate about these people come here because our government invites them. Okay. But what I was getting at here and and and I'll let you rant, but um before you do, I wanted to just um uh I meant to say good. I said, "This is like this is why you can't this is why they don't want you texting and driving because I my brain typed one thing when I was thinking something else." But Gabby confirms that she could hear us over the robot videos. Nobody else commented in here. At least I didn't see. Um anyway,
00:53:22 so um okay. Uh what I started to get at Rebecca and I'm gonna I'm gonna shut up and let you rant. Um I'm sorry it's the grimace taking over here. I apologize y'all. But um uh we have a little problem with Islam uh planting its flag and uh conquering Texas. Uh I I have noticed that's a process of doing that. And so I just wanted to prepare you that you might be soon getting more of the same here like you got over there in Norway uh if we're not careful because we have feckless leadership here that we
00:53:57 continue to vote for for reasons I do not understand. and uh they're rolling over and taking on the ass. But go ahead. Yeah, I saw that. I saw that in in Sugarland in particular, which is a which is a little town that I really much enjoy and now I'm kind of pissed off to be honest, Keith. Um no, it's not really um what I hate most about Norway in that that respect. What I hate most about Norway is that we have politicians that are working for a global agenda, not from Norwegians. And in that respect, if I was a poor person sitting
00:54:29 in a shitty country and my only goal in life was to um expand my ideology and die for it and I need to go somewhere else to do that, I would happily do that and get paid and live uh you know well while I was doing that. Like I don't blame those people for doing that. Um, I blame our politicians and I also blame our gullible, gullible people in Norway because this country somehow is propaganda works. It works better than anywhere else in the world. I I see I just don't understand. I've been traveling around Europe. I have been
00:55:05 talking to people around Europe. We have all these great populist parties coming up in Portugal, in Spain, uh in uh Italy. Maloney won. You know, you look at Romania, they're they're winning over there. Um you have great representatives in Hungary. You all over the place, they have populist parties and conservative parties that are rising to power. Even Germany alternative for Deutseland even though they're under scrutiny and almost borderline forbidden they are still attracting votes. What do you
00:55:41 think is happening in Norway? Nothing. We have no opposition. What we have is the ex-chief of NATO sitting in our government as financial minister while he's leading the Bilderberger group. Okay, that's our politicians and they love inviting Islam in. They love to talk about Gaza. Do they ever talk about Islamist slaughtering Christians in Africa or in Syria? No. You know what they do? They give them money to do it. So, my biggest problem is our politicians, Keith. It's not really Yeah. So, uh let me ask you this.
00:56:26 Do you think how um do you think that there is election integrity in Norway? Like do you think it's the voters that are I'm just checking. Yeah, the voters are not very clever. Okay, I'm sorry. It's just we have about four four parties outside of parliament that has never been to parliament because in parliament we have about nine parties. We don't have any opposition. Everybody wants the same. It's like little tiny stuff that they argue about to to make it seem like they have different policies when they don't.
00:57:00 Okay. So, um we have some outside parties, but they the the press keeps pushing them down and people buy it. They they don't want to vote for this. So, we end up with Labor Party. Telling you our election is in September this year. The Labor Party government that we have had now has royally, and excuse the language in advance, [ __ ] us so far up the ass that there's nothing left up there. Okay? Yeah. And still they're going to win. Just you mark my words, when September comes around, they are going
00:57:35 to win again for some absurd [ __ ] reason nobody understands. So hang on a second. Um there's a more weighty issue and I and I do wish you guys luck in September. Um Yeah, it you're going to need it. Um, but there's a there's a an issue that we need to uh revisit from last week when Brad was here. Um, if you recall, we had a conversation about um uh how a 100 men versus a gorilla. Remember that conversation? Yeah. Okay. So, um have you ever considered what what it would be like? Because you you
00:58:08 got to think, you know, put on your thinking caps, you know, who's going to win that that contest. However, have you thought what would it be like if it were 100 g guerillas versus one man? No, but you know what I just thought about? What's that? 100 Muslim men against a gorilla. Okay, just I'm telling you they would win. We're good. We're good. Please stick with me here. Focus. Okay. What would happen to the one guy if it was a hundred gorillas? Oh my god. Hold on. What? What happened? Huh? Well, there is a chance that he will be
00:58:50 left perfectly alone because the gorillas are too busy fighting each other. Oh, interesting. What What if it's Chuck Norris? See, Chuck Norris, uh, this is actual video of Chuck Nor Chuck Norris battling a 100 gorillas. And as you can see, yeah, you can see that. Uh, there we go. We're done. We're done here. That's how I would do it. Okay. What was that? Uh, that's how Okay. Uh, all right. Uh, see, see. Okay. Here's another question for you. How many rubber bands do you think it it would take to
00:59:28 um hold back a pickup truck? H. What kind of rubber bands? I don't know. Don't do this. Just rubber bands. Woman, you got a guess? like large rubber bands. I think maybe like Yeah, I think they're I think they're kind of thick. Hold on. Let's see what five. Yeah, they're look like what? Five. A pickup truck. If they're like Oh, no. That's not what I was thinking about. Okay. All right. All right. I'm talking regular rubber band. See that? Can you see? I see it. Um I don't know. You don't know? None.
01:00:04 N Wait, what kind of answer is that? They can't is my answer. Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. I I got you. Okay, hang on. Here we go. He's going to demonstrate here. This fella, how many rubber bands does it take to hold back my truck? Four million. One rubber band. One rubber band. 30 rubber bands. 60 rubber bands. 100 rubber bands. The patience of this guy of going through and doing all of these and counting all these rubber bands. Oh. Oh. Oh, 200 rubber bands. 300 rubber bands. Oh, whoa. Oh, no. 400 rubber bands.
01:01:03 How many rubber bands does it take to hold back my truck? Well, you already answered that, bro. 400 400 I mean we already got there so 400 rubber bands like people have too much time on their hands I know I know I wouldn't have time to do that in I mean I I I um how do I say that in English? Um I'm happy for him that he has that time. I I I I picked a thousand. I guessed a thousand. I was nowhere near. You were kind of far. I was closer than you when I said none. Actually, zero. I gotta think on that one. There's
01:01:42 math involved and I can't quite get there with you. Uh, let's see here. What else I got? Oh. Oh, how coincidental. That's so wild how this happens when I run across one video. It's called the algorithm, Keith. Um, this it is the algorithm. That is true, right? Let's see. I wonder if it was in the same setting that that rolled through that this rolled through. Have you ever wondered how they make rubber bands? Huh? This is particularly but Okay. Well, this is I guess we're going to find out. Yeah, we are. It's oddly
01:02:15 satisfying. Um, so you know, I think they think this video uh I think it started in the wrong place because they go out in the field and they chop down the trees and and uh then they form them like that and color them and dye them and then these chicks like cut them and and then they wow toss them into a basket and I'm rapidly losing interest in this actually. I wonder how they how did they like come up with this idea and thought that's a good idea. We'll do that. Yeah. I don't know. Um I do remember that was something
01:02:52 Edison tried to uh get going there uh when he was around like plant like rubber tree. Like he wanted to make money off of that. I guess the light bulb just wasn't enough for him. And so uh he tried that and I really don't know. I don't know. Hey, if uh this is wild, man. The United States of America. I just found this story. This is crazy. That if you go back to 1900 and then to today, the average lifespan has gone from 63.9 to Oh, female female life. Okay. I'm like, that's not right. Female life
01:03:33 expectancy. Uh 63.9 to 93. So, 64 to 93. Wow. Even with all that toxic food going on over there, right? Okay. Okay, so that's in the northeast and western states. Um, uh, okay. So, okay, the most striking that's Washington DC. That is, this is a wild story. This is ridiculous. But yet, in southern states like Oklahoma, Mississippi, and West Virginia, they've had minimal improvements, like within just like a three years gain of life expectancy. Does this seem right to you? What the hell kind of story is this? Malan needs
01:04:11 to pre-eread these, but that just seems I've got to keep that. That doesn't seem right. 64 to 93 around Washington DC, but they've only gained three years in Oklahoma, Mississippi, and West Virginia. That sounds like it should be the opposite if you're not. It sure does. Yeah. But here's the uh here's the headline. US life expectancy study shows Southerners Come on, man. I could never be a weatherman. Barely living any longer than those born in 1900. Well, well, wow. I mean, did they include Biden's
01:04:53 voters in this study? Because then it would make sense, right? You know what? If that's where they got the numbers, it's Washington DC, the center of corruption. Exactly. If they went to the voter roles, they were like, damn, people are living to 300 years old here. That's what happened. That's exactly what happened. I think it is. Yeah, that's believable. Uh, I love this. The findings paint a troubling picture. Eight southern states, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Kentucky, Tennessee, Louisiana, Alabama, West Virginia, and
01:05:23 Mississippi, consistently show the weakest improvements in life expectancy. In some, female life expectancy improved less than three years. Blah blah blah blah blah. Uh, I I don't know. That's a weird That's a weird anything to do with like hurricanes and tornadoes. I mean, there's a lot of poverty. I get that. Um, and you know what? Now that I think about it, well, that doesn't explain West Virginia. I was going to say blacks don't live as long uh as a rule. Um, but these aren't really black centric states other than
01:05:55 Alabama, Mississippi. I don't know. That's a that's a weird story. Um, I don't know if I want to do more digging or not on that. What do y'all think? That's a There you go. Uh, we are um losing a second. Uh, Earth spinning faster. So, just so you know, the days are definitely shorter. It's not just in your mind. What do you think of that? Okay. Huh. How did Nor did Norway fare during the uh COVID stuff? How Norway did what? How'd y'all do uh with with COVID and lockdowns and all that stuff like what what were the
01:06:30 policies there? Same as the rest of the world. Sweden, let me correct that. Same as the rest of the western world where SEPY and all these organizations have decided how every country should respond. So they told the politicians of the respective country how to respond and they responded that way. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Oh, same. Um, I wasn't really affected by it. Uh, I just refused to wear a mask, first of all. Second, um, at the time we had an apartment for office, so we had dinners every week and
01:07:08 we invited people over and we just, you know, lived life normal basically. Good for you. That's good. Um, okay. Oh, by the way, Tom, uh, your your comments aren't showing up, uh, right here, but I see you over there. Uh, thank you for the uh audio check. Uh, thank you Julie for the audio check. And Tom's got a a point about the South. Maybe it's our southern food clogging our veins. Well, the reason I asked about COVID is um and and I said it at the time and it's just and was an opinion unique to
01:07:42 me, but there were people that were so mentally affected by those kind of policies that that screwed them up for life. And you know, these are people that are not coming back. They're going to wear masks to the day they die. They're going to get every damn shot and and booster. It's the stupidest and saddest thing. And you see these people all the time whether and don't forget the damage from the actual product of the vaccine. Yeah. Because it is harmful. Yes, it is. So, Peter Mcola, Dr. Peter Mcola
01:08:22 estimates that 560,000 people died as a direct result of the vaccine. Yeah. And that should, you know, spark some sort of witch hunt for uh retribution. I think, you know, that would not be a witch hunt. That would be a a call to justice hunt. Yeah. Well, yeah, you're right. I'm sorry. Ran Paul, Senator Ran Paul has put Anthony Fouchy on notice. Will it do anything? Will it lead to anything? Probably not. But um he has made it clear that he expects Anthony Fouchy to come back uh and answer for the I mean these are crimes against
01:08:58 humanity. It is we could we could spend all day talking about the tragedies around COVID and the vaccine and the lives lost and the lives affected. It's not just the lives lost. It's it's the it's the it's the lives that uh that have been just changed the physical Yeah. It's mental. It can be physical uh side effects, adverse events. It could be uh mental health issues. Like there's a lot going on after COVID. And I don't know if you've noticed, but sick leave has gone up a lot. People are much sicker
01:09:37 now than there were in 2019 for sure. That is interesting. Um I see your comment uh Karen. This is a case in point where I see it up there, but I don't see it down here where yeah, living in New York was like living in a communist country. Um, and then I I keep forgetting this right here. Um, it's on the newborn newborn vax schedule. Uh, RFK. Hello. Hello. Yeah, he needs to get on that immediately. The the reason I brought up the co stuff is this story comes out of Spain where three German children living there have
01:10:15 been rescued from a COVID lockdown house of horrors after being forced for years to stay inside long after pandemic restrictions ended. Um 8-year-old twins and their 10-year-old sibling. They were Oh my gosh. This is Can you imagine? You know, the first thing I think about is uh we call it the Fritzell basement because of that crazy German incest dude that had his daughter captured in the basement and then had children with her. Do you remember that? That seems vaguely familiar. Where was that? That was in
01:10:53 Germany. Germany. Yes, of course it was always the Germans. Sorry. There's another t-shirt for you, Rowdy. It's always the Germans. Put that in quote, Rebecca. Mr. But um yeah, so it just reminds me of that. It it's it's absolutely horrible what people have done that it's it's been, you know, when people say it's been a mass psychosis, I think that's that's putting it lightly. Yeah. Mass psychosis. Absolutely. Okay. So, um when officers approached, the mom told them, "Be careful. The children are very
01:11:30 sick." Oh my gosh. What? Um, once inside, cops found the home filled with trash. Wait, that hold on. That that hits close to home. I like the point, huh? Not that kind of trash, Keith. I think you're talking about something like extremely horrible, you know. I see. Filled with trash and a large number of medications. Um, uh, oh, and masks. Okay. It's not this house. I was just just making sure just making sure the cops weren't on to me here. Uh, let's see here. Um, clearly unsanitary situation according to officers, it could put the
01:12:09 health and safety of the minors at risk. The three children were also reported to be sleeping in cribs. What? Which officers said were to face with drawings of monsters and dolls. Oh my gosh, these poor children. Dude, are they going to be okay for the rest of their life? Like, no. They're traumatized. There have been That's the thing. When I was talking about people that aren't coming back, I my my mental image w was of adults. Yeah. Think of the kids. Yeah. Maybe to this extreme, no, but have
01:12:45 been may they are now fearful of their shadow based on what has happened in society um around COVID and it's just it's tragic and and they're going to be a moment. Did you did you vaccinate kids in the US? Wait, hold on. Did I or did the government say government? Yeah. Yes. Yes, the government did. I wouldn't let I wouldn't let my kids wear a mask, much less get the damn vaccine. But yes, it was asking because we we didn't. So, you know, I I think because I I'm quite hopeful. Yeah. You're okay. So, your country did better
01:13:27 than ours. Well, we didn't. It wasn't mandatory either. I mean, they tried they tried to make it mandatory and they talked as if it was mandatory, but by law it wasn't mandatory. So, um yeah, they couldn't force you basically. Yeah. Well, uh the Biden administration did that for healthcare workers and government workers, hoping it would trickle down to everyone eventually. Well, they tried to do that here with healthare workers as well, like tried to make it mandatory, but they couldn't because of the law. And
01:13:58 even though you had to get one for travel, like I was ready to move into a cave in the mountain, Keith. Like I'm I was like, "Oh no, I'm not getting that [ __ ] in my body. Even if I have to live like a cave woman for the rest of my life, at least I'm going to not be affected by that [ __ ] you know?" Yeah. So, it sounds like uh Norway has a little bit of hope. I mean, yes, because our kids aren't uh vaccinated with that crap. And um you know uh I don't know the US has always been a Christian country. Norway was and then over here
01:14:33 Christianity is um frowned upon. If you say you're a Christian, people are like, "Oh, you believe in fairy tales." But if you say you're Muslim, they're like, "Oh, that's a beautiful culture." Yes. Um but now with the younger generation, uh what's trending is actually uh Jesus. So hang on a second. So you went, let me if I have this wrong, uh, interrupt me. Okay. Okay. So you went from the hedenistic Vikings. Yep. To they should they see this is the problem. They shouldn't have ventured out because if they wanted to keep their
01:15:11 culture, instead they run into England and the next thing you know they become Christian. Have I got this right so far? Yes. Okay. So then you're saying now we've gone we fast forward a few hundred years and they've gone back away like atheistic away from from Christianity and now you're saying there's a resurgence. You're talking about Norway. Young people in Norway. Yes. Scandinavia in general. Yes. Oh. So see look at this. There's hope there. There is. So, I'm not like I don't feel like it's a
01:15:43 doomsday, but I just I mean we young people aren't as um they're much more clever than than you you give them credit for or that I give them credit for in the terms of like having hope for the future. I think I had such little faith in people um after co honestly. So, yeah. Um, oh, yeah, it's really, really great. And I think it's also a reminder and a slap in the face to the left that you know, even though you run around um with your mohawk thinking that you're anti-racist and that you're fighting against the
01:16:22 government, you're actually on team government and you're and you're an [ __ ] And people see it and the rebels today, they are actually turning to Jesus, which is kind of funny. That is interesting. Yeah. Uh it's counter culture now to be uh profounding fathers. Yeah. That's for sure. And and so and and because it is that that makes it more hit. And maybe the same thing is happening uh on the Jesus front too. Which by the way, if y'all missed back a few weeks ago, we did a Thursday deep dive on the
01:16:57 resurrection of Christ with Steve Dace. So check that. All the episodes are This is like This is This is where I pull a Brady Bunch. They're pinned up there. Uh because I can't get Elon to uh create a library for all of the live streams. I know. It's so annoying. It sure is. So, if you do a space or a live stream, it vanishes forever. So, what I do is I I I I have an article pinned an article pinned to the top that I edit on after every week shows. And so it's all listed. Like I said, it's it's right. You see it,
01:17:33 right? Okay. You can go check that out later. Um, let me You can also let Yeah, go ahead. But first, before you before you do that, you do uh live streams and stuff like that. I don't really do live streams. I plan to, but I I don't at this time. Uh I do, however, put out little uh clips about certain cases and stuff. So, and do you do they just fade away down your timeline forever? Well, no, cuz uh I do a show with my friend Hannah uh Spear. She's a psychiatrist. We do conservative psychiatry. Is it in English or
01:18:10 Norwegian? It is in English and it's for all you people who hate the Vogue [ __ ] So, if you haven't seen it, you can go to my profile. You can find my handle right there. You go to pinned posts. So, because this is what I wanted to get. I always pin the episodes cuz if you go to pin po posts, you can find them in order under pin. Oh, my bad. Well, that ship has sailed for me. Yeah, but if you pin other stuff, then that interrupts the flow, right? So, becomes a highlight, right? That's right. Yeah. Yeah, it's a
01:18:44 highlight. Yes. See, I'm old. I So, that's one way of that's the only way I know of doing it. So, we do actually also keep a YouTube library of Yeah, that's the other thing. And and shout out to Wes for always making sure that this show appears over on YouTube and Rumble and all that other good stuff. Uh, so yeah, let's see. But yeah, my my case my case videos, they disappear into the abyss usually. You got to pin them. Even if you pin them for two seconds, you can. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Then Okay. Sorry. We're just
01:19:16 a We're inside baseball heroes. We try to figure out how to uh and I have asked so many times. I have asked for that feature to be added. Me too, actually. Hey, do you uh have any contacts high high up at the old X? Um not really, but um kind of. Uh I'm followed by the the founding father of X. Yeah. Elon Musk. Yeah. Elon, if you're watching this, please make it a feature. Yeah. Yeah, but once he finds out you're with child, he'll lose interest. Okay, so here we go. Um, why do we've got the music, man? Uh,
01:19:54 the boy, this cat is I'm sorry. I think the black cat is very smart because it adapts to the moment. You see this? See this guy's getting dragged along? He's like, "Oh, I don't have to walk either. I'll just I'll do that, too. Look at that." A It's like a little heart. Isn't that cute? That's cool. Very cute. I love that. Okay, what else I got for you here? We haven't done animal I'm sorry y'all. We're blowing them out. We're getting rid of all of our animal videos today because it's been probably a month
01:20:26 since we've played an animal video. Let's see what else. Uh if I can find them. Oh my gosh, this is okay. Ruin this video for me, y'all. Rebecca, everyone, ruin this video. Why do I feel like this isn't uh this dog isn't as smart as it seems? Okay. So, so um so she's playing the game putting it in which hand and then the dog is telling the guy uh you'll what? And okay, music. Okay. So then, so she puts it behind her back. So he says, "Oh, left." Ah, see. Oh, you're right. See, you see how the dog is helping this guy earn
01:21:03 some money here. He's like, "Oh, it's the right hand." Uh I think Yeah, right hand. Yep. Oh, look at that. He's so subtle, too. That dog. Come on. Ruin this video for me. Ruin this video for me. You think it they trained him for this? That they're I don't know. I don't know what's happening. I don't know if somebody is behind the guy and he's I have no idea. Yeah, I don't think the dog would do that. Come on. I mean, dogs are smart, but that's ridiculous, right? Yeah, I agree. Yeah, I agree. Okay. I
01:21:32 mean, because otherwise I'm taking my dog to a casino. Can you do that? Good. Can you do that? Like, can you have like a a what you call like a helper dog or what have you? I don't know. After Trump came to power, they might have changed all those rules, you know. Okay. Uh boy, crows, birds. I I forgot what kind of bird this is. I don't know if it's a crow or not, but you talk about this this this bird is apparently trained to go and find money. And watch this. I need one. Watch this right here. See
01:22:04 that? He puts it in the drawer there. Now, now could the could could the guy have just put a bunch of money in there and they caught it one time? I sure. No, but they are smart. I'm telling you. Look at that thing. And look, and see now the dog rolls up on the scene and realizes how worthless he really is uh to this household. He's like, "You did it again, huh? His love is priceless. You can't you can't put a price to the dog's love, you know. Let's see what else I got. Oh my gosh. I knew that. Octopus. Octopi.
01:22:41 Octopuses. I knew they were smart. Belle. Belle. Huh? What's that? Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. Wait. Wait. I No. Brad's not here. We No. [Music] This guy. This this this creature. I just fascinating. Put on tight. Look at that. Look at that. And I'm going to put it in Murray's container. Murray. Nice. There we go. Let's see if he can get it off. It's always a challenge. He's got to figure out how to twist it. I don't know if he can. I don't know if he can. I bet you know. Of course you can. He's an alien. A couple of different days to
01:23:19 teach him this. There's that damn bar in the way, man. Get out of my face. Look at him think. He's focused. He's checking things out. He knows there's food in there because it's Oh my gosh. This guy acts like he hasn't done it a million times before. Yeah, exactly. Look at it. I I had that thing on tight. No, you didn't. I love this octopus so much. This octopus is so he always got it open. Have you seen and gentle? Uh, hold on. Listen to this. Look at this. Listen to this on his mantle. That's his
01:23:53 That's his happy colors. He's fired up, right? Okay. So, have you have you seen My Teacher the Octopus? I'm sorry. No. It's a documentary film on Netflix. I'm telling you, I was balling my eyes out the first time I saw it and the second time and the third time. It is the most amazing animal documentary you will ever watch. It's about an octopus, obviously. My teacher, the octopus. My teacher, the octopus. Yeah, I think that's that's what it's uh called. It's a Netflix docu documentary. Absolutely beautiful. And you cried
01:24:31 three times. I cried so much. Wow. Oh my. This is a an octopus in the wild, by the way. It's not. Oh, yeah. Is that Is that it? No. Oh, I thought maybe you would put up the trailer for it because it's so beautiful. No. No. I don't put up a trailer. I'm I'm just showing throwing a bread piece of bread to a bear. The bear is so trained and lazy. He's just like, "Yeah, I'm not even Oh my god, that bear must be American. Wait, what does that mean?" because he's [ __ ] saying. Well, I don't I don't know that
01:25:04 I care for this. High time to be the bully. Yeah, there you go. Okay, so there's a bear eating bread. Uh I told you we're blowing them out, man. All the animal videos, everything must go. Today's the day. I got to clear out the inbox. Uh what else? Wow. I'm the lucky girl, huh? To see all the animal videos. You're doing this to be nice to me because I'm pregnant. Yeah. Oh, look at that. A lazy cat. What a lazy cat. What a sweetie. I love cats. Cats. Oh my god. One more step. You got it. I mean, does his legs work? I mean, do
01:25:47 we know for a fact they do? Honestly, if I were a cat and I was cooped up all day or a dog especially, man, I would be just so bored that I would invent new ways to get down the stairs like that cat did. I mean, that that's got to suck. Cats have such personality and they're they're just they they're curious and they they do weird [ __ ] unlike the dog. The dog's scared to do weird [ __ ] because Wait, why? Because he'll get beaten or something? No, because they're they're more like loyal and if you tell them off, they just stop
01:26:20 or something. I don't know. It's something about the personality trait. Cats don't give a [ __ ] Yes, I mean that's fair. Uh where's my girth picture? I keep Oh, it's way octopus are highly intelligent. Yes, they are. You need to see that movie, Keith. I'm telling you, it's so good. It's about this depressed photographer. Well, don't ruin it for me. Lives in South Africa. Okay. And in in in a attempt to heal himself, his mental health, he goes back to his youth and he starts um free diving. Okay. And
01:26:55 he meets this octopus. Meets an octopus. Okay. Formed this beautiful relationship. You have to see it. It's so good. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Let me Let me You know what? I'm going to write it down. It's my teacher the octopus. Yes. My teacher, the octopus octopus. you guys out. If you haven't seen it, go see it. You'll thank me later. I just I don't have a lot of time to watch. If you have time for that, but some people use their spare time to put rubber bands at the at the back of their trucks and some people
01:27:30 spend their time doing live streams and then some people uh watch documentaries and some people like you do documentaries and live streams. So, thank you for making time. Documentaries and live stream and work. I have actually still have work to do. You have jaw. Oh my gosh. Hold on a second. When you're done tonight with this live stream. Yeah. You're still going to go and uh do some work? Yes. You got a baby growing in you. You know, you got to get some rest. I know, but I need to get it done. So, uh every Saturday morning at
01:28:00 10:00 a.m. I release a new episode of Documented, which is I'm glad you said that. I didn't know to promote that. Okay. I didn't know you had a schedule. It is a schedule on a document.no's Anno's homepage. So, okay. Um, the thing is that I just recently started this new concept and I have released two episodes. So, it's one Norwegian episode and there's one interview with the lovely Swedish uh Eveina Han which is uh you can find her ex account as well. She writes in English on X. Brilliant lady.
01:28:32 Um, but I have so I have an interview with uh Jonathan Wong. is he works in the media industry in the UK about the reform landslide. But I didn't have time to to subtitle it because a lot of our oh no older uh viewers they they don't really they can't keep up with English being talked fast. So I have to subtitle it. So I had to move around some stuff. So I have an interview with an Iranian lawyer from Sweden tomorrow about the Islamization of Sweden. And then next week I will release Jonathan's interview
01:29:10 and then the week after. I am so excited cuz I I just got off um with Alex Newman today and he's such a brilliant nice guy and I love the fact that he actually snuck into a Bilderberger group meeting and I'm excited about these this interview because it's an hour long and it's just he is so funny. So with with the English issue for the older viewers, yeah, have you thought about doing your interviews very No. Slowly. No. No. Just trying to help. Not. So, uh, we all the videos we play can't be um fun and can't all be
01:29:59 humorous. You know, every now and then we got to play a really sad video. And this may be the saddest video. I'm just preparing now. Saddest video in the history of this program. And I just apologize in advance, but you're about to see um a tragedy unfold that could have been prevented with just a little bit of uh planning ahead by the individual who is at fault here. And here we go, ladies and gentlemen. There is a uh tray full of beer. And uh here's here's what happens next. Oh no. Oh, bro. H
01:30:32 all that bear to waste. How much I mean that was that I mean that's the biggest tragedy we've ever had on this program and I'm sorry I had to watch it but you know we can learn together. I am concerned about the guy. You see the guy back here who's looking to his uh see looking to the right there or maybe it's a chick with a really close haircut. I don't know. Looking to the right there. See that? I I I am concerned that that individual gets injured because it cuts off too soon and they're just like, "Oh,
01:31:03 no." Oh, because I feel like that that that's where the brunt of the impact. Wait, wait, what? I need to Let's see. Oh, somebody stood up back there. Yeah. Yeah, you can see. Not one beer was saved. Not one beer survived. I don't know. Did you lay down to take it all in? First of all, why is a dude bringing out the beer? It's supposed to be some hot chick. I don't know. Where are they? Are they in Germany or No, I don't know. But that's the problem. You don't have those chicks. I How do they do that? How do
01:31:37 they carry all of that beer and their forearms not look? I think it's some weird like freak of nature thing that if you have big boobs, you just you can carry a beer very well. I don't know that I want to give you a followup on that. I don't know that I want to give you a followup on that one. Um, so interesting. So, you think the the the ratio of rack maybe? Yeah. Equals how many beers you can carry? Yeah, I think it does. Yeah. Okay. Or you just have really trained wrists and I don't want to get into that.
01:32:17 Wait, is did Brad suddenly join us? Oh my god. I need to I need to make up for Brad's um You're getting there. Yeah, that's good. Um hang on a second. Let me see. Okay, watch this. This is a hero right here. Watch this kid in the yellow shirt, I believe it is. Yeah, watch this. How can you not watch him? Yeah. What what's happening is a two-year-old baby is and and I'm just gonna tell you now, Rebecca, don't take your eyes off this kid. This kid you're gonna have, you better be careful because they it doesn't take long. Um it
01:32:55 does not take long. And I I And since uh you know, the Department of Children, whatever the hell it's called, is probably watching, I'll just I'll just leave it at that. You know, don't turn your back on your kids. M. Uh, so anyway, uh, here we go. Watch the kid in the yellow because a 2-year-old uh, baby, little toddler is about to fall out of a second story window. And the only person in the world that knows this is that guy, kid, guy, teenager, whatever. And he is Hello. Anyone helping me here? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
01:33:28 Save the kid. Holy [ __ ] Save the kid. Save the kid. Look at that. That's incredible right there. I'm so glad that yellow shirt guy didn't trip over that curb. Oh yeah. Oh my gosh. Just barely. Holy crap. And now the mom or whoever's in charge of the babysitting comes out like, "Oh, what happened? Is that my kid? Can I get my kid back now, please? What are you doing?" Watch this. Watch this on the left here. You'll see. You'll see some chick come out. Hey. Yeah, I think that's my kid. I don't know. No, I think somebody that
01:34:07 lives in there is looking up. I bet the mom still is oblivious. Is that That is not good. That is not good at all. But uh shout out to that hero. Hey, this right here is Sorry. This is This is cool. I don't know if you're a Harry Potter nerd, but you don't have to be Are you really? Yeah. Okay, then you're going to do this in Halloween. Well, maybe not this Halloween because you're be about ready to give birth. So, next Halloween. Next Halloween, you're gonna do this with a papoosea on your back with a little
01:34:42 baby. This is awesome. I love this this outfit here for Halloween or what have you. Look at that guy. Look, he's he's playing the what's it called? Quidditch. Quidditch. Quidditch. See that? Well, I guess he's not playing Quidditch. He's just flying his broom. My bad. But look at this. How did he do that? How? How? How? He'll show you how. He's a mirror. Oh my god, that's Isn't that awesome? Funny. That is so cool. Like I I'm not a Harry Potter guy at all, but I would totally rock that uh costume. Oh, for sure. Get you get you a
01:35:19 scooter, hide it in a mirror, and uh I mean that that's cool right there. Look how real. Look how awesome that is. That's really really cool. And the way the wind blows his, you know, robe and stuff really adds to it. And he's like, "Haha, it's a mirror, sucker." Look at that. Oh, he's on a skateboard. [Music] Is it? I thought it was a scooter. No, it's a scooter, right? Cuz the little handle's the upper right corner there. Hell, I don't know. I think so. I think it's a skateboard. No, see the little
01:35:52 handle. Yeah, but that's the broom. Oh, okay. You're right. My bad. You win. But then how is he Oh, so I have to know how to skateboard. Yeah. To pull this off. I actually know how to skateboard. I even have So I see. So he's basically racking himself uh with the one leg cuz he's got the one leg on the skateboard. Oh, it's a fake leg. It's a fake leg. Yeah. So he's holding it. Yeah. I'm [ __ ] and I apologize that I didn't catch that earlier. Oh my gosh. That's really cool. Well, that's a great great
01:36:27 suggestion for a um Halloween costume. Ain't that cool? That's very cool. Uh boy, I got I got seriously this is how much this is how much show prep I have that we're not going to get to because you have to go do work or something. Uh what the hell? I know you can still hang out though for a little bit, right? Yeah, of course. What time is it over there? It's 10:30 p.m. So, when you post your deals on document.tv, what is it? Where can document.no, but we we have the we have a YouTube channel where I put that out.
01:37:03 Okay. So, that that you post that at 10:00 a.m. Saturday, you said earlier. Yeah. Norwegian time. Yeah. That's like 4 a.m. here. Yeah. Probably uh six seven hours. Seven hours to Texas. To Texas. Six hours to New York. Yeah, that's correct. Uh, okay. Here's a story about medieval torture. I'm going to save that for when Brad's back with us. He'll really appreciate that one. Uh, oh, here. Okay. I'm going to see how many. There's a top 10 list of the wealthiest cities in the world. Okay. I want to see how many you can.
01:37:40 Well, that's that's going to take forever. Oh, can I get this idea off my chest before you you start that? Because of course. Is if by chance I go to Texas anytime soon, could I bring Norwegian candy to you, Keith, that you test on air live to see how you feel about it live? Yeah. Um I I I'll fine, whatever. Yes. But here's my only concern, right? I will do it. I'll do it. It's fine. I I'm just a little concerned here. Okay. Because why? Because I'll tell you why. Because if you ever been to the World of
01:38:17 Coca-Cola in Atlanta, Georgia, my hometown. I have not been there. At the end of the tour, they have Cokes from all across the world. And then you get to the machine that has the Italy Coke and you drink it and you think, "Ah, let's see what Italy tastes like." Oh [ __ ] that tastes like vomit. because that's what it tastes like. Vomit and I'm just a little concerned that you're setting me up here. No, I'm I've been scarred for life now. I see all these YouTubers like trying candy from different places in the world and
01:38:54 and this is this is something that bothers me in general when I'm out traveling because I am very much a salty licorice kind of person and apparently that's not candy all in the rest of the world. Um cuz everything's like sweet and I like salty. So you like sour or salty? Salty. I'll try it. Whatever. That'll be fun. We'll do a live stream and then we have like some some of those things that are I am Am I going to throw up? Am I going to vomit? You might just not like it. It's not something disgusting or
01:39:30 anything like that. It's just I'm just curious because it's just different to what you're used to. I would say, can I keep an open bottle of Lonear vodka at the ready just in case? I mean, we could put Turkish peppers in it and you can drink. Whoa. No, I'll try your candy. I'm not doing peppers. That's a trick. You know, crush the Turkish peppers and then you put it in vodka and then you put it in the fridge and then you got like little snaps. Is that gonna My mouth is watering right now. You're in
01:39:59 Well, because you're pregnant. I know. Everything sounds good. Um, if now if I will try Turkish peppers if you think it'll help with the ear ache. It will. I'm I I'm telling you what you need is um Oh, what's it called? You need a Jagenmeister. That's my name. Oh, say no more. Um Oh. Oh, we got a real quick real quick. Um, uh, Cinco de Mayo was earlier this week. That's when the French got their asses kicked. Mexico was the last country, uh, to to check off kicked France's ass, and they did that back in 1862 when the
01:40:44 French were trying to march up and fight on the side of the South and the US Civil War. Um, but the Battle of Pueblo stopped that. So, congratulations uh, to the Mexicans uh, for defeating the French. Um you've joined a a long list of those who have done that. Um so uh Ed McCrae who's been a guest on the Thursday deep dive talking about um underrated founding fathers and and and by the way at the YouTube channel the at the mic YouTube channel there's a 12-part series uh that we did on the history of Walt Disney himself. But Ed
01:41:18 says that um uh uh he just read a French story. He posted this underneath my Cinco de Mayo thing. Um he read a French story the night before and said when Epcot Center opened uh they they brought in over at Disney World they brought in exchange students from each nation and the world showcase which if you go there today you know they're they're dressed in their garb like nor Norway is an awesome place uh over there and um and so the only country they had trouble with were the French um foreign exchange
01:41:50 students. The French were complaining about all the limiting rules and not being able to wear what they wanted and things like that. Uh, you're in France, wear a beret. Uh, the French were so unruly that they got their ambassador in DC involved. That's who Disney called. Uh, finally the Disney park execs had to have a meeting with them with the ambassador who told them off. Told these students off. They actually brought up how America saved France in World War II. Uh-huh. And all they do is complain.
01:42:21 This was in 1982, uh, 83. They stopped complaining after that meeting. The Disney exec said they always have to be the center of attention, the French. That's pretty funny right there. That's so funny. You know, fun fact, I went to uh I did a I did two semesters actually at university in London. And at this university, there were American exchange students as well. And we did uh London history together. So we would travel to places and then you know um have our class somewhere in a museum or something. We were on the
01:42:56 bus going back to our our housing and and this this couple they were boyfriend girlfriend come they came to England together and they're saying oh we're looking so much forward to spring break we're going to backpack through Europe and I can't wait to go to Paris and you know like that whole dream about going to Paris and I told them and we were sitting at this bus and I said um I don't understand why you're so excited about going to France because everybody's just so rude. It's just rude. uh they don't want to talk to you
01:43:26 in English and they're just difficult because they can be and they're just rude. And as I say this, a lady in front of me turns around and says, "I am French." And I'm like, "Yeah, point." Thank you. Uhhuh. And that that was all she said. She thought that that had some She was offended, I tell you. You should seen her face. Well, so she was being rude and she was making your point for you. I see. Uh, so I've got this story here and I I don't really know what all to say. It's just kind of a fun list. I'm going to count
01:43:59 it down 10 to one. Uh, I guess my question is, of all the 10 richest, 10 wealthiest cities in the world, how many of them do you think are in the United States of America? Oh, wow. Um, impossible question to answer. Impossible question to answer. All right. Well, here we go. Number 10, Chicago, which stuns me. That what? Right. I just I don't know all the criteria. Don't make me, you know, actually do work on this show. Uh, number nine is Sydney, Australia. Uh, number eight is Hong Kong. Number seven
01:44:35 is Paris. Number six is London. Number five. Yeah. Uh-huh. That's seven. So, six London. Five is Los Angeles. Four is Singapore. Three is Tokyo. Two is San Francisco. Again, I mean, they're wealthy. They got I mean, are we measuring poop? Because they got a wealth of uh and number one uh most uh um wealthiest city. Good English on this show when I'm drinking vodka. It's New York City. Uh so, New York, I would have guessed, is on the list. Actually, three of the top five are in the United States. Uh and then you add Chicago. Uh
01:45:14 four of the top 10. So, how many of those places have you been? Uh, let's go through this. Have you been to New York? Yes. San Francisco? Yes. Tokyo? No. Singapore? No. Los Angeles? Yes. Uh, London? Yes. Yes. Paris? Yes. Hong Kong? No. Uh, Sydney? No. Chicago? No. Okay. Sounds like you got to get over to Asia and Australia. It sounds like you've been everywhere else though. I've been to Thailand. Oh, wow. What' you think about that? I even attended a wedding there. It was kind of fun, actually. Was it? Yeah. And it it
01:45:58 my my most fondest memory is like there's a wedding. I was in the middle of freaking nowhere. Little village. Okay. Uh oh. The wedding started at 6:00 a.m. in the morning. What the hell? No. Yeah. We were carrying food through the street and you know we were starving and nobody gets to eat before the monks eat. Okay. So the monks came in and they were sitting like in this like corner thing like a bunch of them and I was with my friend. Mind you this was in 2008 or something. I my friend's uncle were was
01:46:34 getting married and we're sitting there in it's kind of like an serious vibe and it's a culture that we're not familiar with. Right. in customs we're not familiar with. We're hungry and these monks like everybody takes them very seriously because they're holy people, right? And somehow this um what do you call the the like the pole you put curtains on that holds the curtains up? Curtain rod. Yeah. The curtain rod falls off and hits one of the monks in the head. And so the fat monk next to the skinny monk that got
01:47:12 this in the head, he could not stop laughing. And that time out. This is this is the international symbol for timeout. Um honest question, can these monks are they allowed to talk or make noise and talk or whatever? You know what I mean? Like the vow of silence thing, they don't really say much. Okay. But what I'm saying is the vow of silence day that I don't know. I honestly can't answer that question. Okay. But when it hit him, did he just drop fbombs? No, he didn't say anything actually. He just kept sitting there in his position.
01:47:45 But the monk next to him couldn't contain himself. He was laughing, dude. Like I mean, seriously laughing and my friend started laughing and then I started laughing. I was like, "We need to get the hell out of here because this is so disrespectful. We're like this monk." And so yeah, I really I cherish that memory for all it's worth. It was so funny. Wow, that's um Okay, imagine the pope getting hit in the head by something random and all the other cardinals starts laughing at him, you know, like what do you do? What do
01:48:20 you do? Seriously. Uh were cameras rolling though because that would have been fun. No. And like I said, 2008 didn't really have that camera phone thing going on, you know? It's it wasn't like that. So, I have this story here in front of me from CNN. So, it's a coin flip on whether or not this is accurate or not, but um I haven't seen this on social media. I don't know how if this is a big thing. I guess it must be just just strictly uh happening on on Tik Tok, but apparently, have you seen this where men
01:48:54 are shaving off their eyelashes uh so that they can look less feminine? that they're like, "Hey, my eyelashes are too long, and I don't I don't want I want to look like a a tough dude here." And so, what they're doing is um uh apparently they're shaving off uh their eyelashes, which I find horrific. That sounds absolutely ridiculous to me. And do they not know that real men have gorgeous eyelashes? Like, why would you ever want to have a baby with a man if he is not going to give your baby long,
01:49:28 luscious, beautiful eyelashes? That's what we girls strive for every single day when we put lash serums and like okay like caring products and use mascara and even pay like hundreds of dollars every month to have like fake lashes all over the place. Like come on. Are are you not making the point of the article and what this they want to look more masculine? Female lashes usually look like [ __ ] Men has the good lashes. I I have very long eyelashes. I don't know if they I bet you do cuz you're a
01:49:59 man and you wash with soap and you you don't age and you have thicker skin and then you have long eyelashes, you bastards. I don't particularly care to have long eyelashes and and sometime I I love this. You tell a chick that doesn't have long eyelashes that man my eyelashes are so they're annoying because you know sometimes they they get hung up on each other and you're like oh my gosh stop it. Right. Is that should I just should I just stop bitching about it then? That is a little bit feminine. So, we might
01:50:32 have to call them. But that's what they're doing. It's a social media trend. First of all, any sentence that starts off social with the with the phrase social media trend, you should run away. Like I'm guessing that these guys are not manly men who go to the gym because if you go to the gym, you know that your eyelashes is what keeps your sweat from coming in your eyes and that they actually have function, you know, and CNN tries to explain that in the story. It's like uh it it protects your eyes. It keeps the
01:51:04 dust out, the dirt, and all this stuff. And it talks about a natural growth uh cycle. And uh here's they they quote some I don't know uh eyelash expert. I have no idea. uh improper removal can lead to complications. Cutting or trimming eyelashes can cause discomfort and irritation as it can leave sharp stubby ends rubbing the o the ocular surface. Um you can injure your eye. I mean it's a you want to get a sigh like is that what you were looking for while you were cutting your lashes? And I'm telling you you some men I don't want to
01:51:38 call these people men. They're just the these guys are stupid. Um Uhhuh. But it is it is true what I say, Keith. Like men have it. It's so easy for you guys. Did you actually know that men never argued with that statement? Men by fact have thicker skin than women. Did you know that? No. That is a biological fact. Interesting. Which is why we get thinner skin and we wrinkle more easily and men just like age like [ __ ] and and you get offended. Yeah, of course we easier like why I like here I am with my 10 like products
01:52:22 that I put on my face to look young and you're like oh can I use this soap for everywhere and then you just look like you know with long lashes and thick skin. Okay, you collagen hoarding man. Wow. So bitter. I got it. Um, okay. Uh, technology, y'all be careful. Y'all be careful. You You will be found out because here here's something that happened. Uh, this woman um she gets into a wreck. Okay. And then she uh she files a claim, right? She's like, "Hey, I got in this wreck to Progressive Insurance."
01:53:00 And it turns out that uh because Progressive was like, "Wait a minute. Uh you got in a wreck the same day that you got insurance coverage from us. What's that all about?" So um the lady was like, "No, no, no." It's just crazy how that happened. I called you guys. I was like, "Hey, I need some insurance." And then boy, I got lucky because then I when I got in a wreck, I had the insurance coverage. Now, let me stop right there. Anytime I've ever opened up a policy, they always say it goes into effect at midnight. And I think it's to
01:53:33 avoid what this happened here. So kudos to Progressive. What they did is it turned out that the other individual that this lady got into a wreck with had taken pictures at the scene and texted those pictures to her mom. Hey, I just got in a wreck. this sucks, blah blah blah. And Progressive looked at the metadata from that other person's text and and you know, the the picture is, you know, embedded in it. It shows you when the time and everything and was able to go, hey, uh, turns out you got in a wreck, then called us. Uh, but
01:54:16 cool, you know, hey, this chick tried, you know, look, if she stayed calm and she was just like, yep, I need insurance. Crazy me, you know, I might get in a wreck today. Oh, she got in the wreck then ordered the insurance. Exactly. She tried to say that no, I actually did it earlier in the day, but the data embedded in the photos taken at the scene betrayed her. Just be careful if you're going to try to scam someone. You have a digital trail. Um, okay. Uh, I asked you I gave you an assignment and I would like you
01:54:52 to explain why you failed at this assignment, which was um uh I I wanted you to do see if you could find a 1912 uh test from Norway because I like to end the show with the with a question. Everybody can play along. Uh give you a question from the 1912 8th grade examination for Bullet County, Kentucky, uh public schools there. And I said, "Hey, you know what, Rebecca? I want to see what the eighth graders were learning in 1912 in Norway." And your response was impossible. Why? Somehow you cannot find any tests
01:55:29 online. Like I was looking for 1960s, 1970s, 1980s, nothing. It's like you have to actually walk up to a um to an archive physically go to an archive to find these. Yeah. Y'all have the internet there, right? We do. Yes. I just I'm just But you have to be you have to know exactly what you're looking for to be able to search it in the archive. And if you're lucky, somebody put it digitally in. But you're Oh, no. Are y'all doing micro fish still? The what you doing? the microf fish where you take the little thing and put
01:56:07 it in the machine and then you zoom in. You Oh my god. Probably. Yes. I forgot. I'm I'm old. Never mind. Continue. So, yeah. Uh I had a really hard time finding a question for you, Keith. I'm sorry. Well, all right. That's fine. Um I'm going to allow you to grab a pen and paper. Do you have that handy? Um just as a as a general rule, um for every live stream that we do, I'm going to need you to have a pen and paper close by. if for nothing else to to to work on the problem I give you at the end
01:56:39 here. So, uh, and I love this part of the show because, and I do have the answer. I love this because I'm not put on the spot like everybody else. See, I'm putting you on the spot. I'm just giving I'm the teacher. See? So, I just have the answer book and everything. Are you ready for your uh eighth grade question? Yeah. Is everybody got a pen and paper at home? Okay, here we are. You're going to add these together. Don't you dare. If I see you typing on a calculator on your phone, in fact, toss
01:57:12 your phone across the room. We want to see it launched over the over the camera here. Um, here we go. Uh, 5.8 plus 5.14 minus. So, I'll let you I'll let you do that. I'll let you do the adding there and then I'll give you the minus part. Why? because we're it be because it's part of the math question, woman. But it depends on how the math question looks in total. Okay. Well, it's an adding and then a subtracting and then that's the answer. Okay. So, 5.8 plus 5.14. Okay. Mhm. You know what? I'm actually I'm not going to
01:57:49 look at the answer. I'm going to I'm going to try to The hell's my Post-it notes? What the hell? I am the most disorganized person to ever live. I'm gonna actually try this one and see if I get it. I'm not looking ahead. Hang on. So 5.8 plus 5.14. Okay, so you got your answer. Let me know when you're ready to move on. Now you're going to take that number and you're going to subtract from that minus 5912. What? 59.112. Uhhuh. And then you tell us what your answer. Oh my gosh. What the [ __ ] How
01:58:27 am I going to do this? Hold on. I'm going to I have pregnancy brain. Like I I can't even function normally in day-to-day tasks and you ask me to do math. I did not get it. I came freaking close. All right. Are you uh Are you ready? Oh [ __ ] You know what? You're lucky I didn't give you the in No wonder I didn't get it. All right. Holy crap. You know what? You know, you know what? I I screw it. What a joke. It's not right. It's not right because I I missed part of the math equ I'm moving on with
01:59:08 my life. I didn't Okay, let's move on. I didn't read the entire question. And now it's now I can't even read through the the the marker. So, we are definitely moving on. Okay. So, um holy crap. This next question I'm not gonna I will spare youall, but I want you to see this question. We're not playing this game. I just want to I want y'all to see this. This right here. This is the question. Okay. Find cost at 12 1/2 cents per square yard of calculating the walls. What the hell? What? Of a room square yard. That's like
01:59:48 Oh, yeah. Right. 16 feet wide and 9 ft wide high. deducting one door 8 ft by 4' 6 in and two 5 foot by 3 feet 6 in each. Uh those are windows. Oh my gosh. And then the answer I just I'm I'm not even going to read the answer. It's it's offensive. Here's the here's the question in the dark font. The two lines right there. That's the question. The effing answer. Oh my god. You can piss my ass. People used to be smart back in the day. I'm just That's what pisses me off. I I respect this. We're like little
02:00:37 monkeys sitting here now going like I respect it, but I'm pissed because our education system, did you know? And I'm going to get into this. What grade is this test? And what the [ __ ] And what year? Grade 1912. in Bullet County, Kentucky. And that's the And no offense, Kentucky. No offense, okay? But I I don't know that you're at the top of the education charts. I'm just saying they used to be once upon a time. 1912. One out of every five Americans can't read. What? Of a third uh past a third grade
02:01:19 level. One out of every five Americans can't read at the third grade level. Yet four or five generations ago they could uh calco mine the walls subtracting for windows and doors and holy crap. I mean this is the answer. The two long walls are 20 foot by 9 or 180 square foot each. The other two walls are 16 by9 or 144 square ft each. The door space can to be deducted is 8x 4.5 or 36 ft. The two window spaces to be deducted are 5x 3.5 or 17.5 ft each. Thus, we have duh 180 * 2 + 144 * 2 - 36 - 17.5 * 2, which reduces to 360 + 288 -
02:02:09 36 - 35 or 648 - 71 = 577 ft. Since a square yard equals nine square feet, we divide 577 by 9 and get 64.1 square yards. At 12.5 cents per square yard, the cost will be $81. Of course, rounded to the nearest cent. By the way, calco mining is whitewash. A calcium based cheaper paint. A quote, "Too rich for whitewash, too poor for paint." Anyway, I Leslie, I feel you. I feel stupid as well. Yeah, my head hurts too. These questions are really starting to push me off. Handymen are underappreciated, right?
02:02:44 And they have beautiful eyelashes from what I hear. They do. And thick thick skin. Yes, thick thick skin. Okay, so everyone, I hope you have a great uh Friday. I'm sorry I ruined it with math at the end. Uh I I'm truly pissed off uh at myself and our education system. Homeschool your kids. Rebecca, that goes for you, too. When your little baby comes into the world, make sure that you don't let the state uh take that child and brainwash it. Uh well, it's illegal for me to homeschool in this country.
02:03:19 I'm hanging up now. Oh, your cat's pissed. Your cat's like, "It's been two hours. Get the hell offline." All right, everyone. Have a good weekend. This will uh post on YouTube and Rumble tomorrow. We'll see you again. Uh and I'm not sure what the Thursday deep dive is going to be. I'm I've been struggling uh in that department lately, but uh we'll be back here. Rebecca, I'm gonna put you on the spot. You want to hang out again on Friday with me and Brad? Of course. Of course. Yes. I I'll try not to do math
02:03:44 again. Okay. Bye everyone. Have a great weekend. We'll see you. See you. Bye.
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