Can 100 Humans Beat a Gorilla? Plus NBA Chaos & Martha Stewart?!

WES (00:00.618)
it's already been written down?

ready.

WES (00:04.926)
Alright, what's up? Hey, hey, hey, hey!

What's good, what's good? All right, man, you know, coming to you live from the city of Dallas, man, this is just for all the haters out there.

Let's go home, man.

WES (00:14.85)
Yeah, so for those of you who aren't on YouTube, should do it. out to everybody that's fucking with us and fuck everybody that's not. And it's written, so therefore it is fact.

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Yeah, we feed off that. when you're talking about that, like you said, again, strike zone to end zone because it is baseball. I'm producer Wes, but more importantly, it's Trey Ballard's show. He's the one. The sports junkie. the refried to my frijoles. Whatever you want to say, I don't know. don't know. It any sense.

baseball season.

TREY (00:49.871)
I inject it into my veins every day.

TREY (00:57.198)
You I don't Great teamwork peanut butter and jelly You gotta get to that sometimes man. You gotta get to that. You gotta get to that Jimmy you gotta get to that Baja

Peanut butter jelly, baby.

TREY (01:10.67)
Shout out to champ cheese, Deon Waiters, man. Former Laker, former Cleveland. He played for a couple teams, man. Shout out to Deon. He said, look, you gotta be able to get to that bah-huh Jimmy. You know what I mean?

that

The Baja, so the Baja is the swag in which you do it with, you know what mean? When you cross somebody over, them with a little snatch back, you know what I mean? You when you start mixing them up, you know, that's your Baja. And the jump shot, you get to that Jimmy, you know?

Yeah, I I get that I get the jump shot with Baja just because it's like on the other side of Mexico It's fucking dope I like it I just don't know what I'll be No, he's cool. Hey the roots are from Philly, too

some Philly shit bro.

TREY (01:55.342)
He cool. He cool from Philly. I ain't gonna lie. I ain't lie. I love the deal. He cool from Yeah. But everybody else from Philly, fuck y'all. I'm sure y'all feel the same way. he cut. Hey, real quick, bro. You know what I saw? I saw a little adaptation of the 100 people versus guerrilla thing. And it was 100 Americans versus 100 British people. And somebody said that Britain doesn't understand what they getting themselves into.

Yeah, you got Giants Man and Cowboys Man here.

WES (02:20.182)
No, they don't. Well, they are hooligans.

But we got so much other shit going on over here We just we just we we we some we're a lot of people that just walking around waiting to whoop somebody ass like they're just looking for the opportunity they got so much shit going on and So much pent-up shit they need to get out that they like I just want somebody to cross me so I can beat the shit up Can't have

I'll be fine.

WES (02:41.056)
Yeah, that's a... That's a... Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. We have a very big... Just let's say our pool alone of who our 100 fighters would be is a lot bigger. Yeah. well, get them jokers. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean you take a hundred crackheads We might only need 25 100 crackheads we might only need 25 We can get a people over at this 7-eleven, bro. Yeah, every one

What was it on Pulp Fiction? Dude, yeah. What was it on Pulp Fiction? I'm gonna get some hard crack fighting motherfuckers. so where did that all start from?

It's been a thing for a while honestly like the gorilla thing actually came like this isn't the first time I'm seeing this debate we've had It's been a thing a couple times honestly in my life. I feel like I because I've had to explain I mean I personally feel like I Ten people would have a hard time with a chip I'm just gonna be honest with you, bro. You have a tough time with a chimpanzee and I know that she'd know I get the line of thinking trust me because the sheer numbers

Yeah, no.

TREY (03:49.166)
But this is the thing, We cannot, with our bare hands, unless we get close enough, hurt the gorilla. That's the issue. You can't hurt the gorilla unless you you gotta gouge his eye. Because we can't hit him hard enough to hurt him. We can't scratch, like, know, there's none of that sort of stuff. We can't affect him like he, because he's gonna rip us apart. We're not built for this sort of...

We can all use it.

TREY (04:18.571)
bodily abuse.

and it's no and it's like you try to provoke it evil it's just like dude go wrestle a lion i dare you go and what kind of gorilla is it suppose this is

I mean nice From silverback Al Goret like this is not yeah, that's what said, bro 10 people with y'all people you gonna have a hard time with a chimp

Because they don't have any, don't have a sense of restraint. So when they grab you, or like, I've seen a motherfucker rip people's scalps and faces, they don't understand, like, if I come and try to grab your face, I can restrain myself from ripping your face off. They don't know how to do that.

All he knows is fight or flight. And their fight is go.

TREY (04:59.662)
From the very beginning when he grabs you by your face and rips half your face off, you're want to keep trying to fight this thing. Yeah, you know, good luck. give more power to you, listen, it's just, it's hard for me to think that whenever that first broken bone or that bodily injury is going to be devastating to you, bro. You never went through something like that.

Look at see what the stats are on like what's the hardest punch a human can do and what's the average force of a punch. Just go average. Yeah, I'm just gonna think that even if you have

What's the hardest a human can punch? Yeah, the record for hardest human punch was recorded at 120

TREY (05:44.512)
that measures punch power based on force, speed, and accuracy. this was set by Francis Ngannou

Okay, so what's the hardest? Use perplexity.ai. It's better for research. That's why it's my favorite new AI out there. Yeah, because it will cite sources and stuff. So just type in what is... Yeah, if you were to compare or something like human punch versus a silverback gorilla punch, what are the differences? Who would win or something like that?

Yeah, okay, well.

WES (06:19.606)
and it'll search through like 30 sites or some shit.

versus you really thought you would win.

Yeah, I see what...

TREY (06:34.806)
And here the debate comes up, Ken Hunter may actually be it. A gorilla's punch is vastly stronger than a human's punch due to its much greater muscle mass, fast twitch muscle fibers and overall physical power. Estimates suggest that gorilla can deliver punches with energy output roughly 10 to 50 times greater than an average human punch.

Okay, so you said the hardest was...

It was just on the measurement that they were using. was like 129,000 something. But it was just on that particular. But it's saying so this guy right here. For example, while a human punch might output around 74 joules of force, a gorilla's punch can reach between 881 and 3,606.

Fuck.

The immense drink means a single gorilla punch could easily break bones and anger. See, and that's what I'm saying. I'm not saying, cause like bro, it's the fact that a matter that you have to have the mentality of once he hurts you, you have to keep going. That's my thing. Like you have to account for the people that he's going to get out of there and with one hit, like he's going to use me to hit you. Like, you know what mean? I'm just.

WES (07:38.318)
100 %

That's my thing. I'm like, get it. It's numbers. Sure. That ideally it sounds That's what you're hoping. You gotta hope that enough motherfuckers is less bandit. Cause I'm like, bro, as soon as he breaks your arm or you call it like there's so many different things that can break in this end. Literally. Yeah. You know, and so I'm just like, this gorilla is so much stronger than we know.

Maybe we kill him with fatigue?

WES (07:56.756)
You can tear your ACL walking upstairs.

WES (08:04.557)
Yeah.

Now there's a hundred of us, sure. And again, this could vary on the hundred people you take. We could take a bunch of UFC fighters, heavyweight fighters, you know, there's a... You know what I mean? They gotta be ready.

It's going to be the bigger hitting, their hardest. If we're going to go literal, let's go literal. We've to assume all that shit.

That's a bad motherfucker. Yeah, I think that could get it done. So it says overall in a direct punch for punch comparison, the gorilla's punch would have overwhelmed him when it came to punch due to superior strength.

Unless you've got 100 batmans.

TREY (08:37.774)
And I just I'm not getting hit by gorilla y'all. I'm sorry. I know I wouldn't you people gonna be like well We wouldn't send motherfuckers like you did more power to you know, listen I'm enjoying Look, that's I Will watch on TV I will I will I would watch something I would watch that. Yeah, I'm sorry. I would

Yeah, I'm...

WES (08:50.158)
Good

WES (08:59.192)
I don't want you to die, but if it happens, I'm not gonna feel bad.

I

don't watch humans get decapitated and whatnot, but since you idiots want to go do it, sure, I'll watch it. I don't watch innocent people that are caught in a cage or something get ripped apart, but if you're gonna willingly go in there, okay, mean, shit, good luck. Have fun.

I don't wanna do that.

WES (09:18.392)
Please. Yeah, I know you've seen the documentary King Kong. No, but it's like they had planes and they couldn't even take it. So if you were to allow the size of King Kong and then you were allowing planes and guns or whatever, whatever you were allowed, he was allowed to fly and kind of copy.

That's a big ass...

TREY (09:41.634)
we took weapons, wouldn't even need a hundred people.

I'm saying, then, if you made the gorilla the size of King Kong, then it kind of levels it up again.

That's a bad motherfucker right there. That's bad motherfucker right there. yeah, I mean. Yeah, no, man, that to me, like that involves potentially some UFC fighters, boxers, that goes for it as well. I mean, I just look, man, y'all have the fun with that. If you ever truly if if this ever truly sees a light today, I have a lot of questions about where he met. Oh, I already have questions a lot about where humanity is going and and then things like that. But I'm a really question what the.

Hypothetical sports here at Stryker.

WES (10:17.998)
So I would guess if there was any country that would do that it's a weird back alley Yeah, just like and again if you're out there prove you wrong, but I just haven't heard any great stories. Good luck I Did see a video something in the heart a rendering of one Chuck Norris versus a hundred gorillas and of course

of.

TREY (10:34.124)
Love. That's all I say is good luck.

WES (10:45.624)
Yeah, because the bed never wets itself. Chuck Norris doesn't wet the bed, the bed wets itself. Yeah. just put some respect on that day.

Somebody here. We're talking about Walker. I put some fucking respect. Walker, Texas Ranger, not Colorado, not Oakville, fucking Homer, not Florida. Walker, Texas, fucking Ranger. We're talking about respect on that man. Shout out Chuck Norris. bro. I ain't it, man. Dog. Do you know who came into the restaurant on Monday for Cinco? Who? Martha fucking Stewart.

I can't.

WES (11:09.581)
Yeah.

WES (11:18.926)
Dude, fucking gangster. She's awesome. Oh dude, I fucking, I'm sorry. I wonder who's Amy. Dude, she's fucking.

Bro, I had to, I couldn't wait to tell you that.

It was nuts, bro. was really Oh, man. Beautiful. She did look good. She did look good. But she do look like an old lady in real life. Like, she really do look like an But she looks good, but she is an old lady. Like, I really was sitting here thinking, like, damn, this is like my grand-

Yeah, but someone's like, you have to have sex with an eight-year-old. I don't want to, I'm just saying.

You can do that.

TREY (11:51.414)
Yeah, it depends bro, I'm always the worst at those life or death questions like you gotta do this or you know, I guess Because y'all might both some of this shit people come back. I'm sorry. I'm not doing it.

No,

Bang Barthas Stewart and Orrin just died? That dude, come on. That's an easy one. Dude, come on. Dude, wait! Oh, okay.

I told you I'm the worst nine times. I'm like, bro. Yeah, look man You know one of those people bro, like if I don't want to do something I'm not doing it like you just met you're not gonna get me Yeah, I'm not I'm not doing

Yeah, no, you're like my buddy, you're like my buddy, Bryce.

WES (12:29.678)
He would ask me these ridiculous questions I would answer and I would say, about you? You're like, nah. I'm like, what? Now you're taking a moral hike.

WES (12:42.986)
even in your hypothetical world.

I don't what your opinion is like I don't give a fuck like bro. don't care

What are you doing?

WES (12:53.974)
Yeah. Hey, I gotcha!

Know what I guess like for other people brothers Mike random people out. You don't know me like yeah, we'll be out and shit And like people say like shit like that

TREY (13:18.982)
Yeah, I mean I'm you're entitled to it cool habit, but I don't care you how you feel about how I feel about it Yeah, you know it is what it is

Once this is over, I'm going to go right back. So did you serve her a cocktail? just sit at the bar or did go?

Nah, she sat at the table and I was bartending but I did run a drink over there and shit and... She was really nice, her friends were cunts. If y'all ever hear this, yes, you were fucking cunts. Yeah, you rang out Marx or you're really cool with Marx, Putin, the source or whatever. But be better, be nicer. Be fucking nicer.

Was she pleasant?

WES (13:46.046)
Thanks, always an honor to hang out.

WES (13:53.28)
It's not hard. It's amazing how differently people treat you.

You were drinking Casa Dragones in a fucking margarita. It's a fucking expensive, why the fuck would you put it in a fucking margarita? the people of Casa Dragones would have said, fuck you. Now if you wanna do a nice cocktail of some sort or anything like that, something. But a fucking margarita with Casa Dragones? It's like fucking 40 or 45 or more.

no, no,

WES (14:06.377)
That's an insult.

WES (14:14.562)
to do like a mid-challenge?

WES (14:20.27)
How much is that at your restaurant? much is that?

so was that...

That's for the Blanco, bro. We got the Reposado Andean. Which is gonna run you upwards of, you know, 60 to 80 for the...

Yeah, so you were to buy the whole bottle at the restaurant and be something like a thousand? Seven fifty? so that means what it retails around probably like three hundred Okay, it's still really expensive. No, I wouldn't Yeah, so yeah shout out to Lalo and his brother who taught me how to tequila properly Because they were saying me slam tequila, which was fine

Maybe yes, yes, this is just like why the fuck would you do that?

TREY (14:58.592)
dude.

WES (15:08.814)
Yeah

Oh, that's what I was gonna say if I'm gonna shoot tequila it's gonna be It's gonna be a lot

Yeah, Esplanade, yeah. Yeah, you can never go wrong. then with, then I want to try Julio 1942.

They show you the trick to see how pure the tequila is in terms of no admires and what not. So anytime you have some tequila, take it, get a little spoon or like a straw or anything you can, dab a little bit on your hand, you know, eat it apart. And it should rub in like

Yeah, it shouldn't feel like hand sanitizer. It's like when you rub it in hand sanitizer, it goes in but it's still got that, you can still kind of see it till it goes in all the way. With tequila, it should just literally rub right in.

WES (15:50.521)
Huh. Now I want to try it.

was doing this to people at work, I'm like, I'll show them.

Yeah, I told you about tequila matchmaker, right? Yeah, yeah, it's cool, right? Fucking mind-blowing.

And then it starts helping you pair with that like with food and all that so I have that also have one for wine too

Yeah. that's good. But yeah, it really kind of blows your mind on like, because when you think about it, distilleries there are on top of.

TREY (16:17.422)
Yeah, the one was called Bobino and you said I got to keep them it.

Yeah, so the yeah, cuz like for like a trunk like fuck Patron to make my carding fuck the carding. Yes Yeah, mean was you guys gave bad names to bad reps to tequila and bro. Rome is really good Yeah, like

until they started doing all that dragon fruit flavor. I remember when I was like fucking 19, that was cool. 19, that was awesome. I remember I got a bottle of it from, oh, I remember the first, that was the first bottle I ever got, like someone got me from the liquor store. was like, damn.

Yeah.

WES (16:51.305)
yeah.

WES (16:56.792)
Yeah.

WES (17:00.108)
Yeah, no, it really is. And I was like that until I went to St. Lucia. Yeah. You know, we're still getting like real Caribbean bro. I was like, yeah, when you have the real good shit. Yeah, like I didn't mix it. I just I was drinking it straight. It was that good.

like, I went to BVI. Yeah, having painkillers.

WES (17:16.685)
I don't know. We wiped because we had our own bar. So we had top shelf shit. So we were like, we get some new bottles? Vodka and scotch and Jack. Nobody's ever been able to. You guys were only here for like three days and it was gone the first day. I was like, bitch, we're on vacation.

Plus I got a full bottle of Adderall that I'm not going to use so I'm going to use it here. It's my endurance.

So.

TREY (17:50.67)
was like back in, I think it was like 20, it might have been going on 10 years ago now, but Wisconsin was about to play LSU.

I don't think they were playing Wisconsin. They were playing them somewhere else, but they said that, because the game was Saturday and a lot of the Wisconsin people left on Wednesday, Thursday to get down there for the weekend. I think they were playing somewhere else. they were saying that the Wisconsin, like a lot of the flights booked to this particular location where the game was, was a lot of Wisconsin people obviously, to and from wherever. And they said that they drank them out of alcohol on the plane and at multiple of the hotel bars in the city where they came from.

shit.

And this was button this but this was before Saturday They said about Friday said by Thursday night Friday Friday night like those two nights Yeah by that point the game day of the game They had to do emergency orders to get in like Friday night in the middle of the night pretty much because they drink everything That was like holy shit. That's crazy

and peace.

WES (18:53.122)
Yeah, that's some soccer holy shit. Yeah.

It was in the I remember read like here they were talking about it on ESPN during the broadcast and I was like holy shit they like that's how crazy The planes and the hotels But if they don't have a lot

I can't believe we're playing Cirque. Well that makes sense. You don't have a lot. Yes, that makes sense.

They drank them out of the plane and then once they got there was just a couple, it was like two hotels.

people like so I mean like a place okay yeah that's there's nothing else you do

TREY (19:21.326)
What is this? Wisconsin. Yes, University of Wisconsin. So it's like they love Wisconsin. love Pack. You know, like, know, we're going to ride out. We football team is going, you know, we're, you know, we're bad. know, that's what I'm saying. We're going to ride out them, you know, them Nebraska, you know, Iowa, like they're going to ride in the squad. Like, you know, I mean, they don't have shit else to root for.

Yeah, yeah, it's like...

WES (19:40.884)
I would like,

WES (19:50.114)
No, we got nothing to do.

Yeah, that too. That's why I had so much fun every time I go to Iowa because there's literally nothing to do but

Yeah, that's why it's just like, there's a like math or drink problem like because there's nothing that can you

You're fucking been there and shit to do like they literally like zoe's family always makes comments when we come of like Yeah, you coming up here from Dallas like you know and they're always so surprised at how much fun I have because they always think like we're not Doing enough. I'm like, bro There's like there's a point where in doubt there's so much to do You you kind of just don't like you're just don't even think twice about not doing it If you want to do something on any given day, it's possible

Yeah, you're just like...

WES (20:30.808)
Dude, so that was

So it's just like when you go somewhere where there isn't really whole lot to do, you're not mad at it because you're just like, I come from somewhere where there's always something to fucking do. I don't want to fucking do something all the time.

Yeah, that's why it's like, oh, maybe it me. I'm like, knowing that I have the options, yeah. I don't want it.

I was like earlier whenever you were talking about how this time it was taking a step, I'm like, bro, I don't have anything else to do. I'm chilling. I'm happy to be just chilling.

Yeah, you're like, I'm enjoying the quiet a little bit.

TREY (20:59.47)
Like I love you so but I don't have to rush home to make dinner because you know, we're just chilling. Yeah So, you know, I'm cool, yeah, you know, mean so I'm just like perfect I'm in this shit. I mean what we got today

Word.

WES (21:13.838)
Fuck yeah Yeah, so I was like so there's our first yes lock was it was nothing about sports look kind of had some what Yeah, there's not much going on

We only got one NBA game on it's like not one of those Thursdays, you know what mean? So we got one NBA playoff game. Stem is out for a week, said at least. So he's going to miss the next two. Tonight and the next game for sure. They said they're going to reevaluate him for game four.

of the Warriors and the Timbuktu.

Okay.

WES (21:44.674)
Now Steph, I don't know how old you how old is he?

Stephanie, Stephanie's 30.

Cause he looks the same age. You're getting up there. It's gonna start to weigh. Do really want your career ending injury? Don't push yourself. But I know he's probably just gonna say, you're out of the point. Yeah.

I think that's 30.

TREY (22:03.606)
Yes, that is 37 when he wouldn't know how old he was I think he's saying like it's in the reason so I'm saying he was

When did he get into the league? When he was...

WES (22:19.342)
Okay, amen. Hell of a run. Fucking nasty-ass shooter. It's fun watching. It's definitely my algorithm on YouTube and Instagram, but it's always anytime there's a Steph Curry, just shot.

Yes.

Nine.

TREY (22:42.304)
March 14th of 88 and the draft is typically in June. So yeah, was he had just turned 20.

Okay, yeah, just right when I graduated college. All right, Steph, yeah, so just making crazy ass.

You know, my thing is obviously anyone but the Warriors and the Celtics to win the championship. Neither one of those would be nice. I remember whenever...

and they played against us.

Yeah, it was a no win situation.

TREY (23:14.286)
Hey, you hate to see injuries. I do like Steph, obviously. I mean, I do still appreciate visual players. He's great shooter. I've never seen him. So I can objectively say that I can always set aside that sort of thing to appreciate players, especially given the fact that Steph's third. You know, Bron, like you've got a lot of guys, KD, that era is about to be gone. You know, they coming up here in the next four or five years, lot of retirement is going to be happening, man. It's going be sad.

Objectively,

WES (23:44.814)
That was, and I know this is kind of a tangent when you mentioned Carmella, you know that shooting victim of Frisco? Yeah, the stabbing when it was Metcalfe versus Carmella Anthony. I'm like, is this like a sports story? And they keep saying it, Carmella Anthony. like, okay, he's gotta be super pissed. Cause that's like, that's gonna fuck up the Google search. It's, yeah, I'm not trying to get into that.

he stabbed him.

TREY (24:08.098)
Yeah.

Yeah, but that's valid, because that shit is fucked up.

Yeah, I'm like Metcalfe and Carmelo Anthony were hanging out. That makes n***a. I'm Frisco and I'm off.

Yeah, yeah, like what do different sports yeah

But I mean, yeah, so Golden State gonna be without Steph. Obviously, he went out early in the second quarter, so and their team still, Jerry Monon, they stepped up and still have that 1-0 lead. But Minnesota is favored by ten and a half tonight in that second home game that they have. So we'll see what happens. OKC plays tomorrow. They beat Denver about 43 yesterday.

WES (24:39.086)
That means I got a good team.

WES (24:49.582)
It's okay.

TREY (24:57.198)
after Denver stole game one and they came back out and they beat them 149 to 106.

149 so it wasn't like 160. Wow that see I'd rather you beat me by 40 and it'd only be 100 points but to allow

They beat the fuck out of them.

TREY (25:17.477)
150 and four quarters is crazy

How many minutes in each quarter? Twelve? Yeah, 48 minutes. could even do a pop a shot if I wanted to.

quarters is crap. bro, I can't even do that on 2k right now. I mean like I'm sure I could I just depend on what quote how about long the quarters are.

Well, I'm too busy training for the green light.

I mean...

WES (25:42.702)
Yeah, I mean, Even if you had an open net, let's just say all you had to do was run, like you had your own side of the court and you had to just do a full press to score. You couldn't score on the other side. It's just like it's a regular game. I don't know if I could do that. Yeah.

TREY (26:11.278)
That was crazy. Like y'all did still game when you stole a row game Which is what you got to do as you know the lower seeded team you do have to try to steal Yeah, maybe it to then return and lose 149 and what else yeah, that's crazy

You spanked them, but they came back harder.

WES (26:22.894)
established dominance.

WES (26:29.762)
So what you did was you pissed them off. Not like in a competitive way, they were fucking cool.

You made it in pretty fucking hell. So yeah, tonight, Golden State in Minnesota. Minnesota's gonna try to tie that series of going to Golden State. That'll be the only game we got for the night. Tomorrow we do have Cleveland and the Pacers and we have Oklahoma City and Denver. Cleveland is up to, or down 2-0, or down 0-2, sorry, to the Pacers who...

They have just, I Cleveland's been banged up, but Indiana has definitely taken the series in control, as has New York up to Boston. both the underdogs and the lower seeded team, they start, yeah, are up right now. Now hit us up,

We called it. We called it last week. Listen, Vegas, call us. know, Weston Second Floor Studios, we a tray up on.

Yeah, at cherry B, T-R-E-Y double underscore B. You already know what it is. Yeah, hit me up, you know what mean? And yeah, mean, shit, both the underdogs and both the lower seeded teams in the East are up 2-0 right now, which is crazy. Meaning they both won two games on the road. So.

WES (27:26.434)
Thanks.

WES (27:36.654)
Do I think it's going to happen? Do I want it? Yes. That would be awesome.

feel like one of these two...

TREY (27:53.014)
to the Eastern Conference finals, I don't even want to see what that city would be like.

Now, do you want to see what New York would be like or what Boston would be like? York is celebration.

I already saw it. already saw it. Boston would be like New York bro when they won the other day or actually was that yesterday No, was it yesterday? Yes, that was yesterday when they won yesterday bro the fans that were at the end in your fan Acting an absolute ass They were acting a fool West

Yeah, that's Yeah, they because they're not used to

Bro it but it was the way they man the security the ushers and people that was that TD garden They had them folks in hell. They didn't do nothing with them people bro Right, are up to oil we just want to get some fuck y'all We already we are don't like each other for baseball. Yeah

WES (28:38.67)
Yeah, they're like, I don't know you paid enough for

WES (28:49.154)
Well, but yeah, we shit. Yeah.

So typically, so let's get this straight. So typically is it Yankees, Knicks, Giants, then it's Jets, Rangers, because it's Islanders, Yankees.

Islanders is % stereotype if you're a Mets fan probably a Jets fan. Islanders or New Jerks or Devils. Yeah, usually the Jersey people go for that. So that's and if you look geographically if you want to just do it like this Jersey Queens is technically closer.

there's just more people that are like Mets fans in general. Okay, so.

TREY (29:20.596)
So.

TREY (29:32.02)
Right.

Not quite much, but technically, it's a very geographical unit.

It's the same thing here with Texas OU. OU's campus is technically closer to Dallas than Texas.

So I love the cotton ball. You just gotta love it.

They say meet right there in the middle of

TREY (29:50.04)
technically both.

Yeah, so what would be so what Austin is from here is three hours because I know like my brother pointed out in America and America we we go by minutes Yeah, we all go by miles here, especially Dallas. I don't go by miles because we go Yeah, because where I used to live I was six and a half miles away, but Unless it's a mile or under yeah

Because here about this because look cuz like Because our because that's what people see and I'm glad you be living in two different places understand because what our traffic bro It can say 1.2 miles. Yeah, and you normally think all right, that's seven eight minutes. That's it good Take you 20 minutes. I'm giving you Never know. Yeah, take you 20 minutes

I'm a mile away now and I can say that.

WES (30:33.848)
We're talking about Central Express.

I'm all just down one street. That's all I have to go.

People never grasp that I'm like, bro, the reason why we do it is exactly that, bro. This shit could literally take you a 20. You never know. You don't ever know.

People are when I take Vic to the hospital, because when we move close to UT Southwest, they're like, okay, when can you get here? Or she has an appointment. And we always joke, I'm like, yeah, I left literally five minutes before the appointment and I'm there two minutes earlier. But if I said I'm .75, it just doesn't really, you don't really grasp the. How long is .75? Because the only thing think of, if I'm walking, you start doing like, okay, in high school I did like five minutes.

I'm gonna look at you and be like, alright, but so how...

TREY (31:18.862)
Yeah, I started doing it. was like, let me take me by this long to walk this far. This is going to be about double that. So it should take about the same time. But then I do got to cross that one street. know what mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got cross that one street and sometimes it take a second. And then that's going to be a shit show. So.

Yeah, okay, yeah.

WES (31:32.59)
Yeah, I go through uptown. That was really the main part that I took from Longus was central to here. And it's not far. There's no direction.

Construction and shit. Yeah, somebody always got some shit going over there

Yeah, so to Austin it's three hours to... Yeah. And then to OU it's...

It's a little under 30. It's like, yeah, it's like 245.

Too far for them to go to Waco, too close. So I get it, Dallas is the natural, yeah, middle-ish. Little bit more towards the end. Yeah, because it's 100 miles to the border. From here? Yeah, something like that, right?

TREY (32:09.646)
you

TREY (32:18.574)
I don't know if it's quite a hundred. It's probably like, because my hometown is 25 from the border, 30ish. So yeah, it might actually be around 100. It's probably right around there. Home town is right up there.

Alright, so what's going on with hockey?

got Carolina and Washington. We got Edmonton and Vegas. Carolina is actually up 1-0, as is Edmonton. I want to say that the Capitals were the favorites in that series, as were Vegas.

of course. Of course it's cold weather. No matter what, you're always going to favor naturally. But hell, Florida Panthers.

No, it's just but that was one thing that they brought up during that run of Florida teams Yeah, lightning in Florida. Now is that how in the hell he's warm weather city? And then hockey bro, it's crazy, but I want to say seeing right here that Carolina is favored as his vase Carolina is favored to go up to oh and They're also playing in DC. So that would be crazy Edmonton is doing this and as a lower seed team at Vegas. So yeah, I mean

TREY (33:30.358)
two 1-0 series tonight, two teams also again trying to do what the teams in the East for NBA are doing and try to go 2-0.

Yeah, I mean, mean the Hurricanes, Carolina's been good for a while. They're like, they're like not the greatest, but they're always greatest. always contender.

Yeah.

Yes, they are always Louie. I can't tell you how many years back now like this that I've been really paying attention to hockey, bro That every time like I said, I'm gonna stand the cover thing But they've always been at least, you know made the playoff because I can't like every time it seemed like every time I looked up first run of NHL playoffs, Carolina Yeah, I can and they might have won but they you know, they've been in it for years. So that's true They are one of the more consistent franchise

Yeah.

WES (34:09.154)
Yeah, so our stars are up 1-0.

Yeah, they will play tomorrow night again in Winnipeg, the second game of that opening two for Winnipeg and then we'll switch to Dallas on Sunday. But tomorrow Dallas will play a 30. The game before that will be the Maple Leafs at the Florida Panthers at six. Nice. header for that and then we will have a double header for NBA too. So, thanks a lot Friday night.

there. Then Saturday, the two teams playing tonight will run it back. Washington at Carolina this time and then Vegas at Edmonton to start there.

Yeah, man, we ain't really got too much tonight, but shit, just a little something. then baseball standings, shout out to the motherfucking Yankees for getting that series win against the Padres. One of my homies, Jonathan Lopez, just got his master's degree from the University of Texas. Congratulations. One of your friends from the other night, remember you told me he was a Padres fan, he was talking crazy. I told him, yeah, we'll see you this week. What did we do? We saw you this week. We got a 2-1 series win. Let's do that right here.

Congratulations!

WES (35:12.046)
I saw you so hard, you had to put some sunglasses on.

I mean we like it. Hey, we are in Maine. You know, we got a lot of all that obviously

No, but we were giving the Yankees some help because they weren't doing as well as we started out. We did hit a low. It's okay.

That's what baseball is man 162 games. It's an I mean, it is that the definition of a marathon on a sprinter So, mean do two and a half games back of the best record in the American League Right now if the Detroit Tigers are up at the top crazy say and then you got the Mariners then the Guardians in the Royals and

You know

TREY (35:51.374)
Followed by the athletics who don't actually have a city or state name next to them right now because they are in transition. Yes, and they are literally just the athletics right now. It's so crazy. And they also are sixth in the American League right now, is like insane.

Are they going to Vegas?

WES (36:11.266)
Yeah, in transition, they're like, you don't have a home. And then they're going to be so pampered in Vegas. Vegas is like a city that has nothing, but you buy a fucking... No, fuck that. They've mastered the art of...

to do.

TREY (36:25.844)
I couldn't even imagine playing it.

TREY (36:30.804)
I mean, no, I'm just talking about, like, just as, like, just as I can't imagine playing it.

young athlete. Your lifestyle will be pretty much like yeah you think Miami was like Atlanta.

Like you live in a different lifestyle. Or Atlanta, you know what mean? that's like, that's a different type of place. you said, you know what mean? Like you think that's a man. Vegas is, boy.

Vegas is built on vice man. Yeah, then they went and then you're young and you have money but then your recruiters are not Club promoters. I'll just come up to you just trying to hey man. Just come Yeah, we'll give you a free bottle

This sitting here for five minutes, bro.

WES (37:09.602)
Dude, I would go crazy and just land branding deals. I'll be like, just landing ads.

extra bread is off little shit like that I will say though we technically run differential wise we're second best in the AO at plus 61. We are actually leading the AO and run scored.

so much.

WES (37:28.942)
Wasn't there a $500 million contract that just got signed? I don't know. I looked it up because I typed in the plexiglass and go, what's the latest, biggest sports news from this past week? There was some, I want to say it's a Midwest team. He signed some huge contract that just got signed. Because I remember thinking about it, like, I gotta bring that up. But I don't have my laptop recording this on my phone.

Is it a baseball?

TREY (37:57.518)
I'm here to look and I would know that but wait let's see.

WES (38:09.186)
Yeah, maybe again, I don't get much sleep anymore, so I could be hallucinating.

WES (38:19.246)
to like baseball, 500 mil contract or something like that. was, because I think it was, again, that's a shit ton of money from not to meet the Yankees or the Red Sox signing this.

I see what you mean. I agree.

WES (38:37.75)
So anyway, while Tray's looking for...

But yeah, yeah, like I said, Yakes first into A.L. East as well. We are, I think we're playing pretty solid ball. Max Fried has been a fucking revelation as an ace for us with no garrical. Definitely living up to his contract. And yeah, I mean, dude, he he's ERA, he's like under one.

It's like reverie level. Yeah, okay. All right, so. What's your name? Fuckfix from Dallas, the Mavericks. All right, so take notes from GM Fuckin' New York. how to. notes. Strong notes, because you're getting more death threats now. think there was.

He's deep.

TREY (39:14.784)
TREY (39:26.346)
else unfortunately.

Dude, I feel like there's always something going on in Dallas about like, Nico getting more death threats. Yeah, there was even more, I could have sworn there was something else that... I mean, again, I've been trying to figure out this logic and I can't. No, no, no, no, I'm talking about his, Nico's mentality on that trait.

All right.

TREY (39:47.04)
It's not a lot different, he's an idiot, but they...

TREY (39:54.738)
Oh, uh, Vlad jr. Did you 14 years 500? That's who it was and he was because he was also we were the games were trying to get him maybe offseason if they didn't sign him But yeah, bro. Nico is an idiot. His line of thinking was not there. Um, he But now you think

No, I don't know if it's gonna happen to him, but it's like, dude, you're becoming more and more of the most hated person in Dallas. We got murderers and white supremacist gangs and rapists. And I think all the one thing that these guys have in common is they don't like you. I'm sure you're a lovely guy. I don't know. In private, when you're not dealing with sport, I have no idea.

Yeah.

WES (40:40.576)
I have no clue.

I think you suck Nico, but also yeah, he forgiving the Lakers Laker nation appreciates that but also like I said, hey and I hate them I hate to get in shape motherfucker and on top of that Rob Palinka you ain't exempt I know Nico being an idiot getting get kind of got you off the hook a little bit got you an extension all this other shit I got too many people talking crazy to me. Yeah

Yeah, so personally, yeah.

WES (40:53.558)
Luca, you got one job.

WES (41:10.03)
If you're not doing it for yourself, do it for Trey.

Like type shit. Come on man. I got a comfy tattoo right here. You was his agent. That was your guy, right? All right. Well, let's get this shit going in mother

Yeah, do you want more numbers, Tattoo? Yeah.

What are we doing? Can I keep hanging jerseys and changing rafters and shit?

You can have your whole entire life, you can be made in the shade, just go through these 10 years or whatever, just do it work.

TREY (41:34.542)
being stupid yeah go out there and be a smart man like you have been before in your life that's how you got to this position you know what I mean you want to go down it's great motherfucker you just want to be okay that's fine you can rest on your laurels on okay we give somebody else the job they want to be great damn it because this is a great franchise this is what we want to do yes how we want to be this what you want to be remembered for right yeah all right go god damn

Do you want to be good or do want to be infamous?

WES (41:46.752)
And if you want to be okay, that's... I'm totally okay.

WES (42:00.695)
Thanks.

Type shit. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna over there bullshit and you're gonna do that with them

which is again for guys like Trey and I, we would just be happy to be able to play.

and also time out. I gotta, I gotta, come on baby. Jerry motherfucking Jones, shout out for making a motherfucking move and going and get George Pickens. Come on baby, why you can't do this all the time?

That's something right.

WES (42:26.158)
We know you're in there. I know you're in there, but you're like the most hated owner in football.

And you slash GM, because you the only motherfucking owner slash GM in football, motherfucker. But congrats, hey, shout out to you.

See, it's like an abusive relationship. is, No, it's just when the times are good, they're good. You're a masochist. I am. I mean, it's okay. No, I like the thing of where you're loyal. You're a loyal friend.

My coworker said I'm a masochist.

TREY (42:51.618)
I really am.

TREY (43:10.918)
I'm willing to die by this shit what y'all trying to do

At least he's not a Browns fan, man. That would just break my heart. Hey! I root for the Browns! They need the...

Hey, shout out

TREY (43:22.958)
Needed I'm rooting for Shador because they need to get that freak ass nigga the strong Watson off the team because he he clearly don't want to play football No more and that's fine. He got his money cool. Go do your thing But if you want to be a serious franchise that you want people to stop saying things like what West just said You want to be taken serious? You know, mean he didn't want to say that but you want to be taken serious for real as a franchise You need to get that nigga off the team You are the game of all the money what you losing the money are

I won.

WES (43:44.974)
Yeah, think my heart born breaks for the city. Yeah. Yeah. Check clear. Take your licks.

Yeah, like he good. You gotta worry about paying nothing later on. You gave it to him guaranteed. He's good. Go ahead. You threw away $240 million, but hell, I mean, shit. You can make up for it.

You get a good player, you can make it back.

WES (44:08.898)
Dad, hey, huh?

So I just get rid of him. Like I said, I was rooting for Dachon and then he just went all the way off the rails. And so, hey, you know, that's for real.

I'm praying.

video, we'll back in a few time.

TREY (44:47.896)
big names like Kelly Slay.

Yeah, when it comes to big wave surfing, is the Derek Jr. He's been around. he started telling he was having some problems like erratic behavior. So they show him going to a neurologist here in Austin. they're like, how many concussions have you had? Because think, what is it? Nine or 10 is like the max.

No.

TREY (45:16.054)
Yeah, yeah like in your lifetime yes, I like more than I think you can't have more than you can't more than three in a set Most two is having to see this of our two and have more than three they have to

Yeah, so you use that.

WES (45:28.238)
Yeah. Well, he starts in the neurologist 100. No. Because then they start doing clips of his white balance and they're not on some like or six foot wave. 60 plus.

doors.

fall from in the water from high enough it feels like concrete.

Yeah, and not to mention a lot of it is also you get sucked up into the way, thrown back down, you're just getting pumped.

And it doesn't and also a lot of people forget that it doesn't have to necessarily just be Blunt force try like your head hitting something it's it it can like you can like snap your neck is any movement of your brain back like that's what is but your brain bouncing around. Yeah, it's not necessarily this the blunt force promise the brain balance Yes, exactly, but if you bring you know your brains bounce

WES (46:13.902)
Yeah.

Yeah, and to get, I mean, when I used to surf, I mean, I've been sucked into waves, and these weren't big waves, they were like six footers. But to just to get, you turned out, you get vertigo, you swim down, you get back up, and then there's another wave, fuck, and it just sucked you right back in.

Yeah.

TREY (46:34.514)
You also saying like six-foot waves I mean But I'm saying like you what I'm saying you falling for it and not being able to control your fault Yeah, that's a still a high Yeah, know I mean like you can't control how you land

about a horse.

WES (46:48.052)
Not to mention if you've got your board attached to you.

There was this one surfer that, I want say it was like probably like three years ago now, he died because I didn't know that they like, that they're, the little, that the little fucking thing underneath the board, they that shit super fucking sharp because it would cut through the water. Yeah. And he got cut by his on his leg and bled out and died. That shit was nuts to me. didn't even think about it.

Yeah, dude, like that's and that's that's kind of like the give or take with surfing is you know You want to have the leash on? just because it might be easier but in big wave. Yeah, you're gonna tow it in but like you don't want to have your leash attached to you because if you're bored if you catch it, it'll I guess maybe in some big wave spots it might be not a bad thing because it's pulling you to shore but yeah, it's

Yeah, you just go

WES (47:39.478)
And then also that we're saying with like Nazarene, which is out in Portugal, it's gotten so crowded that you're dealing with the pipeline of like, if you're not communicating, people don't see you getting towed in, you can have three people going in on one wave, which is, you barely have enough for you.

You're just like, damn, that's a lot of

Yeah, because if you're going, so you're going left, the other guy's going right, so obviously you're going to be crossing paths and you got, and you're trying to read the brake, which way is it going? So one of you is right, but you're catching it at the same time, but you're trying, it's, yeah, no, that's not fun surfing to me. I don't need.

six foot, six, seven foot barrel. It's all you need. If you want to experience real, dude, you got four foot, get a nine foot long, get a 10 foot long board. You can ride puddles on that. And it's fun. But the thing is the one thing about long boards is you can catch anything.

.

TREY (48:28.46)
I'm scared.

TREY (48:33.646)
Yeah, but see the thing about me, I'm scared of the ocean. I'm the ocean, but I'm still scared.

Oh, it is nice thing. No, it is terrifying because that's what I didn't realize also about Nazarene was that the kind of like the lockedness of how deep it goes. It's like bigger than the Grand Canyon deep wise. So what you're seeing up top, how far down it goes is literally insane. No, I'm good. And not to mention you got to point the rocks. And yeah, they got a lot of like

So.

Equipment where on their vest and stuff it's like emergency like flow where they pull it and we'll they have releases air shoot straight up. No, I'm

Did you see the new final decimation that's going on?

WES (49:21.326)
I was trying to go see the movie Sinner. Was it good? I wanted to see it in IMAX. It's coming back. Yeah, because I wanted to replace it with Final Destination 9. I'm like, get the fuck out of here. Yeah, I forgot. But there's no, none of the guys have come back, right? The original cast.

that movie was amazing. I don't know if it sold out though already, but it's... It's Steve with Bing.

Bye bye.

this evening in Avengers.

TREY (49:49.428)
No, no. But remember it was Thunderbolts, but they're the new Avengers. yeah, none of the original cats.

Right.

I want to know how they're going to tie in Robert Downey Jr. come after D- That's all we want to see. Why did we start going to superhero movies? Because within one year you had Batman Begins and then Iron Man and then Dark Knight. So yeah, you have those two epic grounded in, well, obviously Dark Knight's grounded in a little bit more reality. But Iron Man did feel like

Dr. Dood, that's just gonna be crazy.

WES (50:25.122)
there was some sort of realistic, like it could happen. Obviously it can't, but yeah. And then when you start going, and I don't hate Thor, I don't hate the man, but when you have the Dark Knight trilogy and Robert Downey Jr. and Iron Man coming out, it's gone, they were great movies, it's not because they were superhero.

yeah bro, Synergy's coming back next Thursday through Wednesday, so the 15th of this month. And there's show times for all of them.

Okay, fuck you. Okay, you're in Northquark?

set the IMX off of a web chat.

635. That's where I saw, do know where I saw that? Want me flex my edge? I saw Jumanji at the IMAX.

TREY (51:06.222)
But hey bro, on scene.

TREY (51:10.88)
That's I was gonna say bro. I would be down to see it again. I'm active you want to Yeah, okay Yeah, zone number still gonna be gone until next Saturday Well, I'm off next Thursday, I probably have to work Friday Saturday

Yeah, fuck yeah. Did you say when?

WES (51:25.73)
Fuck yeah, dude.

WES (51:31.266)
So let's do, we'll do a show and then ride out to.

So the times I'm seeing here are 10 AM, 1 05 PM, 4 10 PM, 7 15, 10 20 PM. And that's about 1 40 in the morning.

I've actually done something like that. Well no, because then I can go right to work. That's not weird to me now. I didn't know that. I would do... I could actually do like a one o'clock. A one o'clock. Yeah, a man day. For sure. I love man day. I like having a fear of myself. Yeah, so we'll mark that down.

Nah, I mean, I just did.

TREY (52:03.18)
I would be down.

Okay for sure

TREY (52:14.562)
to see it at our next book.

Because they keep saying how beautifully shot it is.

Me and Zo went with two of our friends and we didn't see it. I know. Well, it was just because right after Thunderbolts was replacing it and then people were like, why the fuck is it not staying that long? So then they brought it back and was in a whole lot of...

There's been like no promotion about it.

WES (52:36.078)
They were just saying how good, the story is good, the acting is great, but like as a production nerd, you're just saying the way it's shot is absolutely gorgeous. Like, you know, you got a real cinematographer shooting it and the guy is like, hey, I got a big ass camera. So yeah, man, that's it. So you got anything else you need to say? Or you want to say next?

He's there.

know.

WES (53:03.406)
Maybe we go see centers and we'll be to do a little strikes on its own movie review.

down for that. We drop into art because we do music, do sports, we can film movies. That's true. That's true. We once talked about surfing because bro, man, that's...

Yes, we were talking about surfing.

WES (53:18.24)
Watch it, it's on Max. It's called 100 foot wave. I think there's three seasons. It's awesome. Yeah, it's gonna be good. guys, we'll catch you next week. ya.