AI Said WHAT?! Laughing Through the Apocalypse

Keith (00:00.078)
Alright, welcome to this edition of At the Mic. I am your host, Keith Malinak. It is the Friday live stream. I'm so grateful that you made time. Sorry, I'm just kind of getting organized here. It's my first day. Hey, if you guys missed yesterday's live stream, it is available pinned to the top with all the live streams that have taken place on this channel. the last, gosh, I've been doing this for a couple of years now.

And yesterday was fun when we talked about the FBI. Is it really new and improved? Even though it's under new management. my goodness. Talk to Steve Friend, former FBI agent, and Steve Baker, coworker of mine over at the Blaze. That was a fascinating discussion. If you have any questions about what is going on at the FBI right now, that is a must listen to two hours with Steve and Steve. Steve Squared.

So I'm have to do another show. I'm have to do like a quarterly update on what's going on with the FBI. Last week on the Thursday Deep Dive, Steve Dase was my guest. We talked about the resurrection of Christ and the evidence that that is a true story. And that also was a fascinating discussion. Now on Friday, we like to hang out here. I guess watch some animal videos, talk about random stuff. And I don't know, I guess I just love Brad Stagg so much that I just keep inviting him back.

And I'm going to bring him in along with another friend of mine, Rebecca. And we're going to find out how to pronounce her last name. I know there's been some questions about that. So we're going to ask her so that I don't screw this up. But before I get to them, I just want to remind you to please like and subscribe this. It's all over the place. I mean, it's live exclusively here on Twitter. But later, Wes, who's a hero for me, he puts it up on Spotify, iTunes, I Heart, you name it. You can get the audio version. It's on Rumble. It's on YouTube.

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Keith (02:23.37)
And Brad, think, I mean, I just, keep inviting you. Like what I'm, I'm just curious. Like, do you have plans? Like, do you just do this because you love me so much because you're too kind to say no, thank you. I can't do it.

I don't know why either.

Brad (02:41.026)
You, we, since we live in a simulation and if I'm not on your show, I'm just, I'm basically like a, a, a non-playing character. Yeah. So I just sit in a box and wait for something to happen around me. So by being on your little show here, I actually can, I can discover things like Grok won't put midgets into pictures. What? I was pissed off too.

But I thought it wouldn't put it wouldn't put a midget in until I said, make it a cartoon midget. And then it made a, a mater midget.

Okay, so if we had a direct link to Elon, if we had somebody that could get a message to Elon, you're saying that you would say, I need midgets in my AI.

the

Okay, that's.

Keith (03:41.966)
it reminds me of the early days of the year. download pictures. know it'd be like I don't know what pictures you would have downloaded back in the days of the internet like. huh. hang on a second. People can find you at the Daily Mojo dot com. You do a show every morning. you. Desert Motel and then also at Real Brad Staggs as you can see.

Here.

Brad (03:58.626)
They can. Find me here at the Desert Air Motel.

Keith (04:07.63)
You also are charitable with your time on Saturday mornings at 10 a.m. Eastern with Jeff Fisher a co-worker of mine and you guys do a live stream I don't know when you sleep, but God bless you and I appreciate you making time now Let's go to let's go to Norway where I'm keeping someone up way past her bedtime. I fear a friend of mine Rebecca Okay, you gotta pronounce your last name. Tell how do you pronounce that?

You're welcome.

Rebecca (04:31.192)
We, well, it's pronounced Mr. Reagan, but you can say Mr. Reagan if you like.

Wait a minute, she didn't use that accent when we were talking before this. I know, that's cheating. this accent in.

So, okay, so Mr. Reagan, that makes me, okay, so if I remember Ronald Reagan, that works. Why do I feel like you're not telling the truth though?

Because I'm not it's Mr. Eggen, Mr. Eggen. That's how we pronounce my name. Yeah.

Okay, awesome. So you're like an actual journalist over there doing like, there's a network called Document TV, but you're doing a bunch of stuff on your Twitter page here, your X page. What are these little vignettes that I see pop up? Like, what are you doing there?

Rebecca (05:14.584)
are on my ex account.

Yeah, yeah, what are those things like if somebody wants to watch those are you just talking about what's going on in Norway?

Now, Europe, most Norway, Scandinavia, Europe, but it's connected to specific political subjects. everything that has to do with immigration, so-called climate change, globalist tyranny and all that.

But I thought you Democrats believed in all that. He's a Democrat, Keith. It says it right there on the interweb.

Democrats.

Rebecca (05:51.234)
Social democracy, which is a very fancy way of saying socialist wants to be communist or something like that. We're rumored to be the last communist nation in the world, Norway.

Now you-

Keith (06:03.662)
Wait, wait, come on. Wait, hold on. What? what? What? What? Vietnam. There's a couple of other ones here.

does that even mean?

Rebecca (06:14.29)
It means that we still haven't learned our lesson is what it means, Keith. Because we never really had, so you know how they talk about real communism? We haven't had that yet.

Okay. I see. Okay. Hang on a second. I just remembered that that I can see that I can see the chat stuff up here. So that's good. Okay. Uh, what was I gonna ask? Oh, you were a guest of mine on the Thursday deep dive a few months ago where we talked about the Islamization of Europe. And it's about time that I do a deep dive on the Islamization of Texas.

Yeah.

did you not see the latest news, You're banning Sharia law.

Are we? Okay. I'd like my property taxes lowered and then I'll worry about Sharia law.

Brad (07:04.718)
Remember dude, remember clock boy?

Yeah, what's he up to?

They got the hell out of Dodge. They moved out of here like, what, a couple years after that happened, because that was back in what, 2013, 14? It's just a clock that looks like a bomb.

Yeah, early. Yeah. Yeah. OK. It's just the clock. Wonder where he is.

did you never see him, Rebecca? He made, okay, that was his nickname was Clock Boy because as a class project, he made, it was like a, it looked like a suitcase nuke. It was a clock, well, it was a bomb.

Rebecca (07:27.179)
No, I don't think

Keith (07:36.604)
Yeah, it was a bomb. I mean, a car.

Keith (07:42.472)
if you had a problem with the clock, then you must be Islamophobic. they move to Minnesota?

Yeah, they went to the People's Republic of Minnesota or Iran or someplace.

Alright, well...

week and a half ago that you know somebody pulled a machete or no what was kitchen knife something like that woman in the on the subway and I think it was Netherlands you can arrest me remembering this not if I'm not remembering it correctly but she she was dancing around with this knife screaming Allah Akbar so what do you think the rest of the people in that subway did what they ran

hell out. All right. I've been married. I know how crazy women can be with night.

Keith (08:30.882)
So shall we do some not so rapid fire questions here?

can do that, before you do that, Keith, can I just add that as a direct line to Elon Musk, I can help you out with the dwarf thing because I think that's very- dwarf.

sorry. sorry. sorry.

Keith (08:51.48)
Time out. I want to point out that I was not going to out you as one who had a direct line to Elon Musk. But now that you've said that, I will be tweeting out something this weekend that I'm going to send to you that I would like you to make him aware of. Because the analytics, the monetization, the algorithm on this site now is trash. OK, anyway, but Brad's got the more important issue, and that's getting midgets into AI picks.

Yes, and I really, still can't see my screen, can you?

let me check here. Hang on. I bet I can since you're not synced up anymore. there's your school. Whoa. God, what did I do?

No, here's a picture of that. Here's the no, was just look, they were just pictures. They're just human beings. Yeah, you can get it. There it is. That's a crappy picture, though. Can you zoom in on that? But that's the that is zoomed in all the way. Those are the the the clock boys.

Can I put it up?

Keith (09:54.926)
It's a clock

mean, it was in and it was in a suitcase. this one should be a little bit bigger.

We were... There it is. city of Irving, Texas.

I mean, it's a clock. made a clock in a suitcase or in an anti-shay case. And well, if you think it's a bomb, you're Islamophobic.

you remember the mayor who stood up against that garbage. Ben Dine is now a congresswoman. So there you go. There you go.

Brad (10:23.692)
Now you know the legend of Clockboy.

Legend of Clockboy. OK, so Rebecca, what is your earliest memory? And does it involve a midget?

No, but I kind of was one myself because I was a child so I wasn't very tall

Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, how tall are you now?

Oh, I don't do your metrics, Keith. I am 166 centimeters tall.

Brad (10:51.566)
Is that a lot? Damn it, Jimmy Carter. Why couldn't Jimmy Carter just change us to the damn metric system in 1976 when we had the opportunity? How tall is it,

No.

Rebecca (10:57.934)
you

Keith (11:08.43)
Wait, how tall? Wait, what?

166 centimeters. Yes, yeah.

centimeter, centimeter, my bad. Five foot four? Five foot four?

0.56.

It says 5.1.

Brad (11:23.406)
5.44 so point four of a foot

I don't know, whatever. I just want to point out that where you're at over there in Norway, it's after nine o'clock p.m., right? we're in the middle of spring, and you're going to get down to 35 degrees tonight in Oslo.

And.

Rebecca (11:42.722)
Mm-hmm, sounds lovely.

That's right.

I think we landed in when we did that thing when we went to Iraq. think we landed in Oslo. I think there was like a stop.

okay.

Brad (11:59.662)
I remember Oslo all bombed out looking in Baron.

Looks like a soviet kind of like

Okay, yes, lots of people walking around with a fur hat on.

Well, it's not really about the fur hats, but that do happen as well. But it's more about the, you know, sexless buildings that has no aesthetics and just screams gray building. Everybody needs to be the same.

You got too excited, you said sexual.

Keith (12:29.27)
Did you do these sexless buildings? What is a sexed building? Careful.

So, like when you, when you don't apply aesthetics and gender and, passion and this art. So when I say sexless, I mean, it doesn't have any interesting shape that you can interpret in any way.

gland building.

Brad (12:54.542)
It's sexy.

Brad (12:58.798)
I mean it's just very it's very angular.

Hey, what's going on in the sky behind you, Brad?

That's the happy face that was visible this morning at sunrise.

I'm sorry, the happy face that was beautiful.

The moon and Venus and Mars, they align to make the happy face.

Brad (13:18.956)
What? No, that was well, it was a little bit more complicated than I thought it was.

So I think about a half an hour ago, I asked the question, what was your earliest memory?

yeah. It's a hard one, actually. The only one I can think of that like really, really early. I'm sure I have memories before them. But when I was about almost two years old, I fell on the gravel outside our house and I scraped my knees and my mom had to pick me up and come carry me into the house and clean my wound and put a plaster on it.

Plaster.

Last one.

Rebecca (13:58.542)
That's like band-aid. Sorry, we say plastic in Norwegian.

I have a feeling we're gonna learn some Norwegian slang today.

slap some drywall mud on it and call it a

I don't know, we call it, it's actually called Pluster. So it is, that's a band aid.

you learn English?

Rebecca (14:18.062)
school?

OK. Like, it was specific to the curriculum or something?

Yeah, you start at I think seven or eight. Yeah.

See another other over here are cultured right they just

Our kids over here are just... We don't even know. my goodness. That's when he said that. I saw a video this week and it's just this guy standing outside and he said, a hundred years ago, American high school students were learning Greek and Latin. And now a hundred years later, her American college students are still trying to learn English. Like they're teaching English, like just rudimentary.

Brad (14:35.096)
struggle with English.

Keith (15:02.316)
And he wasn't kidding.

But they've got the pronouns down. They can do the they, them and the.

some place to stay. He she. Say it real fast. By the way, time out. Let's put a pause in the program so Brad can go and retrieve his bell. I was. So when the opportunity arises, this is the double on tongue bell, Rebecca. So if you say something that could be misinterpreted as you did earlier and Brad can't find his bell, I want to let him have an opportunity to go and locate it.

Hey shit.

Rebecca (15:36.396)
I see, I see.

Yeah, get your bell ready. So Brad, so Brad.

can't hear anything because I'm on the vlog. Damn it.

I know so

hear me when I can't hear you because that would be awfully embarrassing if you heard me.

Brad (16:01.856)
after this exchange.

Brad (16:08.438)
I don't know if I actually remember this or if it was an implanted memory. But my mom used to put the instead of putting me in the playpen, she would put me on the floor and then put the playpen over me because otherwise I would crawl out of it. And I think I remember that. Because I remember looking out the window at that time we lived in Lake Tahoe. So I would have been what two, three, three.

16, don't know, somewhere in through there.

All right. I think I would like Lake Tahoe.

it's pretty. Yeah. I used to call it Lake taco though, because I was dropped on my head as a young child.

That's cool, dude. That's cool. So Mr. Astrology behind you, is Pluto still a planet? Okay, you're out. Let's strike one.

Brad (17:01.262)
Who knows a dog?

Brad (17:05.742)
Why? It is a dog. That's why I just Pluto walk on to let no Pluto walks on four and goopy walks on to

That's my favorite Disney character, the way. Fun fact. Pluto. Pluto and then that snowman guy, Olaf or whatever, right?

But why does one dog walk on two and the other dog walk on four?

That's an excellent question. It truly is. And we need to explore that. Now I can't go on. I have to get an answer before we go.

Rebecca is questioning her life choices right now.

Keith (17:33.518)
Oh yeah, she's like, I gotta get to bed. So do you think Pluto is a planet, Rebecca, Mr. Reagan? Yeah.

It's late here.

Rebecca (17:44.526)
I slightly remember that somebody said it's not some years ago. I don't even remember when that was but

They say it's like a dwarf plow we brought at home.

It's a midget planet!

Yeah, it's a- I think it-

It's actually called a dwarf. That is true.

Keith (18:01.774)
true. Yeah, see, we brought it home unintentionally. Is Pluto a dwarf?

Do you know when I was I did I was working in doing shows for HGTV and DIY and in construction, you know, you have studs and cripple studs and all and they were like and they were like cuz you Jack studs and King studs see there it is. It's a dwarf planet and they were like, can we call it something other than a cripple stud?

No, no, you're stuck with the. Don't judge, you know. OK, so let's see here. Yeah, Rebecca, if you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

People are so

Brad (18:39.502)
You lost track of your rapid fire, you?

Rebecca (18:46.474)
It would be meat. Beef.

Rebecca (18:56.398)
Of course you thought that, you're so-

was thinking of James Brady, Ronald Reagan's favorite vegetable.

Brad (19:09.198)
I don't know. Well, because you're a man.

Yeah, okay. What is your food that you would have for the rest of your life, Brad?

I'm going straight to hell. I could only, only one food, the rest, I don't chicken. I mean, can we put that in context? Why are we on a, are we on an island?

Chicken and not something else. Okay.

He wanted to say N, but you know

Keith (19:41.774)
Let's see here. Who are better drivers, women or men, Brad? Duh.

You're gonna be proud of me, I think, because I actually checked before I was gonna answer that question, and I wanted to find out if it was true, and women aren't necessarily the horrible drivers I thought they were.

You know what? It is proven that men are better drivers because they have a better sense of room, but

What now? What that mean?

like in metrics when you when like looking for distance and all that stuff. Really? Yeah, men are better at that than women.

Rebecca (20:23.978)
explaining stuff like this but

Rebecca (20:30.664)
That might be true Keith, but but my point still remains men take more risks so they're more reckless drivers well Women and men kind of like they intercross there, you know, so maybe we're not so bad

gonna something to you, Rebecca.

Keith (20:44.792)
Alright.

No, because I thought because the old adage, know, women or you know, can't and most of them can't, but they only it's like five point one crashes per 100 million miles for men and five point seven for females, which I was kind of surprised. Five point one crashes per 100 million miles for men. I don't know if that I guess it's just the United States because it's the NHTSA National Highway Traffic Safety Association or whatever. And then five point seven.

crashes per hundred million miles for women. So that's that's like 0.6 less.

That's not OK. I know that I'm I'm the worst driver that I know. Can I just say that there is there's a controversy in the chat right now. And remember how I told you that that I can see the chat in order on that computer. But on this computer where I can put your chats up on the screen, it's all out of order. So I can't get to Kara's saying that goofy is a cow.

And that the evidence is because his girlfriend is Clarabelle the cow. And I'm, sorry, but

Keith (21:59.906)
me is a dog, although that a kinky combination now that I think about it, a cow and a dog. okay. But we should do a, I wish we could put polls up here, man. Gosh. Anyway. like, moving on. if you could choose only one conspiracy theory to know absolutely everything about, what would you want to know the truth of Rebecca?

Once you get a little cow.

Brad (22:15.918)
Like stripper pole?

Rebecca (22:29.742)
COVID-19.

I mean, is that a conspiracy? We know the truth.

We can tell you the truth.

Okay, Keith, Keith, Keith, let's define this because everything that the government don't want you to know is a conspiracy theory, right? And then you have those extra fantasies on top of them in some weird cases, right? Hang on. But if you think about it, COVID-19, it was a great conspiracy. And even though it's not a theory anymore in many aspects, there's a lot of stuff we don't know. I think everything.

The only thing that I don't know is, was it released intentionally and were the vaccines intentionally harmful? Those are the only questions that I have. Everything else seems pretty cut and dry as far as I'm concerned.

Brad (23:18.446)
Do you all remember back when like in the early, I was early 2020 and all of the images coming out of China of them like blocking roads with big piles of gravel and stuff. Yeah, I mean it was that was the weird part is like they were trying to like keep the walking dead in certain places which let me to believe that it was.

Try to go find that now, you won't find anything.

And remember the people like falling over in the middle of the street? Yeah. What happened to them?

The internet is scrubbed, by the way.

Really? It does seem like it. You remember those kids?

Keith (23:53.878)
I absolutely remember those, but I didn't realize that they were missing now. So was that China trying to spook the rest of the world into overreacting?

they're missing.

Rebecca (24:02.894)
thing. Of course it was. They flew frequent more frequently out of China to Italy, for instance, and there was some videos coming out of Italy as well. And so there's there's a lot to unpack here, Keith, that so we think we know, we feel we know a lot because we were so censored for 2020 2021 and 2022. But the fact of the matter is,

So why is it?

Rebecca (24:31.618)
I don't think we know half.

Okay, so, so.

What was it? remember the hospitals too. Remember they built like hospitals in like a week. Remember those? Yeah, China, China did that. But I mean, they were building like these thousand bed hospitals in, they got them done in like a week or two weeks and they, all of them had locks. I remember for some reason, I don't know why I remember this, but they had locks in the outsides of the doors, not on the inside of the doors. I mean, it's really weird. All that stuff. And then it just disappeared.

But try not them.

Brad (25:06.06)
All that stuff just went away.

Okay, so maybe I don't know everything there is to know about COVID-19. Although, I... Does that still qualify though for you kids as a conspiracy theory?

think it does for me it does because it was such a well first of all, the reason why I chose that one is because it was such a big part of my life for a long time. That was my that was what I was digging into for those years as a journalist and I was constantly fighting internally and externally to get that information out there. And so do I feel vindicated by that? You know, the US government has put up lab leak at their homepage now.

Do I feel vindicated that some mainstream media are starting to write about the fact that the lab leak is the most likely theory or scenario that happened? No. Do I feel vindicated that people told me that I should lose my rights as a human being because I didn't want to take a bio weapon inside my veins? No. So, you know, there's a lot of stuff to unpack here. And like I said, I don't think we know everything.

I had forgotten about the, I remember at the time that it happened, one of the aha moments I had was it was the only time in history that you could take any person from anywhere on the planet, say for like the random tribe in the middle of the Amazon that doesn't have any TV and wasn't panicked, but anybody from any place on earth, drop them anywhere else on earth and they had something in common.

Brad (26:46.766)
That was the only time in history that that had, I think, ever happened.

Yeah, and also, if you look at how the nations, especially in the western part of the world, responded in terms of policies and politics, and we know that now from journalistic work, think out of Germany, was it? I can't remember. That all of these organizations took over the COVID response for a lot of the nations. And so that's why it was so harmonized. This is the biggest

Well, up until then, that might have changed now, but it was the biggest propaganda campaign that's ever been launched by that time. And we let them do it. And people were horrible, absolutely horrible to each other. I remember, for instance, I was on my way to because I went to work every day anyway, I went into the studio, right? So I went by the store going into work.

and we let them do it.

Rebecca (27:50.35)
And there was a long queue, this old man was sitting at the end of the tail. And I asked, what's going on? Like, what's happening? And he told me that he was waiting for someone to help him pack his groceries. And I was like, OK, so where's the help? They're like, well, no, we can't touch his groceries because of COVID.

It's like, are you fucking kidding? Excuse me? you fucking kidding me? You're sitting in the till groceries. You put it on the on the shelves. Somebody picked them down from there. There have been through tons of hands coming in here and you can't grab a fucking plastic bag. Put them inside and help this 90 something year old man out. Former police officer, by the way, most of his life.

and make sure that he gets out of the store with the stuff that he needs. I was fuming.

The humanity was gone.

It yeah, vanished like that.

Keith (28:53.26)
And we didn't have much to spare to begin with. And then that occurred. Can I just... So go ahead, Brad.

Now.

Brad (29:00.436)
Remember the argument or not the argument but the discussion as to whether or not you should clean the bottom of your shoes before you came into the house because you might have COVID on the bottom of your shoes? Remember that?

in

Remember when they cut holes in the little mask so you could play the flute?

or eat or or the little the little mask that opened up while you ate. You know, we did a special and I couple of years ago and it's on the YouTube channel somewhere. Just the absurdities of the COVID era era where we go through that stuff where they were out in California where they dumped the sand in the skate park because God forbid the kids enjoy fresh air and stuff like that. Can I just real quick before this this

comment goes too far away. We did this, let just a couple weeks ago. I hope you will check out the penned shows that we've done. The truth about extraterrestrials. We did one on Roswell and boy that was a fun show and we're gonna have part two coming up in August. So be watching for that.

Brad (30:07.214)
That's a good question. Would you rather know about COVID or the extraterrestrials? Because the extraterrestrials, if you knew the truth about them, they probably had the truth about COVID.

You're screwing it up because I'm thinking I'm sitting here thinking if I don't know about the aliens and I never encountered them I'm good, you know, I don't I don't to be doing that But um now that you say that because we do know that they have other technology than us and they can defy gravity when they're flying and stuff and to be fair It would be much easier for me to visit Texas if I had that kind of technology and not be on a plane for 16 hours, but

that's no fun.

Keith (30:31.832)
SHUHAU-

Rebecca (30:48.79)
Yeah, I don't

It'd be like MH370. You just get the three balls whizzing around your head and then you can teleport. You can teleport from there to here. Well, that's what it takes.

See, I'm so pissed off at Anthony Fauci and all of the death and destruction in his wake. I would almost trade him sitting behind bars for the rest of his life.

bars excuse me Anthony Fauci is gonna have his eyes blinded and he's gonna be his his voice cords are gonna be cut and we're gonna put him into a little glass

like it. Beagle justice. Beagle justice.

Rebecca (31:27.637)
Yes, big-

He should be strung up by the nipples.

Okay, so let me rephrase that. I would almost rather have Anthony Fauci to go through the punishment from Rebecca Mr. Reagan than have the truth of aliens revealed. Like that's how pissed off I am at this, Kat.

But instead we paid him more than anyone else in the government and sent him home with a golden parachute and we're still paying.

Is there ever going be any justice for people like him? Like is the Trump administration ever going to pursue? No. I mean why do I even waste the breath on Nope.

Rebecca (32:11.151)
Epstein list go because I'm still waiting

That was a topic of discussion yesterday when we went through the FBI. Is it an actually new and improved FBI? We covered that topic and more with Steve Baker and Steve Friend on yesterday's At the Mic. Okay, so not counting Jesus, who is the greatest person to ever live in your mind,

And don't say me. The greatest person ever.

can't say yourself, you can't say me, but other than that.

I, you know, I don't, this is, I ask Rebecca first. She's going to have a better answer and then I can copy hers.

Keith (32:49.166)
Rebecca again the parameters are you can't say yourself and you can't say the obvious answer which would be of course yours truly so anyone else that you can think.

greatest person that ever lived? I think Jesus was excluded too, Yeah, no Jesus. It's a very tough question to answer because, you know, all people are, every single human being on this earth or who has ever walked is flawed, right? So it depends on in what context we're talking and I was thinking about this for a while.

Yeah.

I did. I said, no Jesus.

Keith (33:21.974)
What a terribly worded question, am I right?

It well, you know,

Just say it, just say it.

In terms of my life, think my mom is the greatest person that ever worked the earth. But right now, like in my lifetime, in terms of somebody that I don't know who I think is absolutely awesome, I think Trump's pretty far up there. I love his rudeness and the fact that he's just bullying his way through American government. And for the second time, the US looks like it's going to be, you know, cleaning up Europe's mess of

Shit. So.

Keith (34:00.6)
Have a good

You know, they'll call you a sycophant for that answer.

I have a question though. I'd like your answer. However, the way these judges in this country are just yesterday alone, there were three injunctions against the man. It's been a week of it. We're going to call this injunction week.

that goes to Rebecca's point in that the system hates him. He's doing more to disrupt the system than anybody that I can think of in like recent history.

Yeah, exactly. And that's the point. I think also this is a detail that's worth thinking about, is that these people that are now using the justice system as a weapon against Donald Trump, they are the ones that don't look at illegal immigration as breaking the law.

Brad (34:58.254)
The other one's defending Abrego Garcia. That's the damnedest thing I've ever seen in my life.

So I mean, they're not really, yeah, I'm just gonna, I put that out there. You think.

Appreciate it.

I was going to piggyback on hers because I was going to say that I was too afraid to say Trump, but she had the gonads to say it. So I'm just going to say what she said.

He has, mean, he's changed more. We noticed.

Keith (35:27.342)
the

I tell you the satisfaction and you can ring your bell if you like Keith, the satisfaction, the pure joy of listening and reading that Donald Trump is putting pressure on Keir Starmer, telling him that he needs to stop censoring people in the UK and putting them in jail to get an agreement with him. it is just so satisfying.

Wow, yeah, I mean, I feel like we're going to get some new prime ministers real soon around the world.

But Trump hates women, that's the problem. He hates women and he's terrified of intelligent women, so.

Really, cuz I think he has a lot of great women around him, but.

Brad (36:13.87)
But that's what we keep being told is that he is misogynistic and he's terrified of strong

I mean, the biggest pussy I've seen Trump grab was the Norwegian prime minister yesterday.

Keith (36:29.422)
I'm having flashbacks to our conversation we had on the deep dive a few weeks ago. Okay, so, speaking of shows that we've done, I talked about the Roswell show, we're gonna do a part two in August. There's another show that I did recently, and that was with Joey Couchprinter, where we talked about Grok trying to break out, AI trying to break out, and we're gonna do a follow-up with him coming up in June, I believe it is. But a lot of AI talk on this.

Friday live stream lately and I have to tell you all of an experience that I had just a few days ago, I called a company and It was all AI And it was so it the thing answered It's bad right no, and it talk to me like I'm a person and I'm like, hey, baby No, and so and it said it said just talk to me in normal sentences blah blah blah anyway

Agent A-

Keith (37:27.434)
I needed to cancel a subscription on something and I wanted a reimbursement. And the thing said, OK, no problem. It didn't try to upsell me. It didn't say, let me transfer you to a human that'll try to talk you out of this. It didn't say anything. It just gave me some options. I said them. And when I hung up, I had a check supposedly in route to me. And the call lasted exactly two minutes and 45 seconds. And I'm thinking, this is the way.

What company was that?

It was Sirius XM. I called because I just bought a different vehicle. And now I don't have this new vehicle that doesn't even have the capability of Sirius XM. Go figure. And I already paid for a year. And I just did it in February. And so I need a reimbursement of $85. I didn't know what I was going to do. I thought I was going to have to transfer it to some other car or you can use it online or whatever. No. In two minutes and 45 seconds, it said, can I ask why you're not wanting to keep the subscription?

I said, yeah, I don't have a vehicle that has Series X in. OK, then we'll send you a check. Would you like a check? Would you like a deposit, you know, whatever? And so 2 minutes and 45 seconds.

They've always been to be fair, Sirius XM. If you call them and say, you know, I'm paying too much for this and I'll give you instead of twenty. How about we do it for seven a month? Okay. And then when for a year you get it for seven, then at end of that year you call them back. Go. it's going to I can't

Keith (38:46.286)
100 %

Keith (38:56.312)
There's a reminder every February my phone for the last.

and they'll always kick it back down because they want the numbers.

I don't want to lie. I don't put reminders in my phone. I put reminders on Post-It notes. And then I put the Post-It note on the calendar. And when it gets to that month, I am a simple man. Anyway, so.

Please get SiriusXM over there where you are, Rebecca.

I don't even know what the what your guys are talking about.

Keith (39:21.098)
Light radio you're too far north you're like in the Arctic Circle.

my god, the only radio we have over here is DAB. D-A-B. you know, they closed down the... Norway is the only country in the entire world, and I am not joking right now, that does not have an FM network. Because our politicians said, no, it's a great idea. Let's close down the FM network that saved us during World War II in communications because we can have online radio now. Let's just do DAB.

I know.

I am not joking. Ask AI, ask AI.

Norway got rid of FM radio?

Rebecca (40:01.408)
Yes?

And the next thing you're going to tell us is you don't have sexy buildings or something.

Digital radio, I'll be damned. First country in the world to shut down national broadcasts of FM network. That was 10 years ago.

Yes!

So was it in cars though?

Rebecca (40:18.008)
Do we need satellite radio? Obviously!

I'm just looking here. Hang on.

I mean, yeah, it's a satellite. mean...

I mean, the northern half of your country is north of the Arctic Circle. And I don't think you could even get satellite radio up there, probably, because I know Alaska has a difficult time. Well, but you're not.

Things you learn about Norway.

Keith (40:43.116)
Yeah.

Interesting country,

Eric Schmidt, former Google CEO, he says, time is rapidly approaching. He said, actually, within three to five years, he's a little concerned that AI is going to stop taking commands from us.

If you ask Grock, he says he's not interested in taking over the world.

But can I just, can I, can I?

Rebecca (41:10.388)
AI is going to stop taking commands from us. Have you seen like 90 % of the human populations, they take commands. Like, really?

Right.

Keith (41:24.462)
There's that scene in whatever Avengers movie it is where Loki is like you all want to be ruled. I mean, that's the truth. I mean that one guy stands up and you know what I'm about? Sorry. No Loki, forget it. Anyway, there's a scene where Loki is telling all of the citizens that you know, humans just want to be ruled.

Are we talking about whips and leather kind of stuff?

Brad (41:53.154)
He's not wrong. I know.

No! That's what I hate about that scene because it's so true!

So yeah, so saying that AI is, you know, AI is gonna stop AI is human created, okay. People who love to be governed, government daddy is telling you make their made something that's gonna go awry. No, I don't think so.

Okay, so here's a quote from Eric Schmidt. This path is not understood in our society. There's no language for what happens with the arrival of this. That's why it's underhyped. People do not understand what happens when you have intelligence at this level.

Yeah, but what's it gonna do?

Rebecca (42:34.134)
Yeah, don't know I'm do.

you watch today on Friday night? What?

Have you seen Terminator? Okay. All right. Then I'm sure it's fine. I'm sure we're fine.

I mean, that could happen. But think of the excitement.

But like, we could make that whole system just malfunction by asking about midgets. Right? So, you know, it's hard.

Keith (42:57.39)
So hang on a second, on, hold on. A is to start asking it lot of questions, just peppering it with questions about. B, if it outsmarts us there, is to just drop an EMP and start over. Okay. Did y'all hear that? I mean, I know this has been going on for a while and it is obviously the centerpiece of a Simpsons episode, but experiments to dim sunlight to fight global warming.

to get questions.

Brad (43:10.734)
Yes.

Hmm?

Keith (43:26.198)
are about to get the green light in Britain. I love it. I mean, what the?

British. Hell, we kicked their ass in a couple of wars.

The British wants to cancel the sun. It's not a new idea. Bill Gates thought about this for like years ago. We had our metrological institute something something think it's 2017 or whatever it was talking about making clouds to to to dim the sun as well. And so this idea is a new but you the UK has gone very

sorry.

Keith (44:02.222)
Hang on a second. I hear what you're saying. There's this one sentence in this article that I just I wonder if the people that push global warming read the stories that they write about it because in this article it talks about Dr. Sebastian Eastham, a senior lecturer at... Fuck, what a loser. Listen to his title. He's a senior lecturer.

What up?

Keith (44:32.084)
in sustainable aviation at Imperial.

He likes to wear women's clothes at night too. There's nothing wrong with that.

But he's right though, right? Listen to this. Every time you fly, sulfur, which is naturally present in jet fuel, is emitted into the lower most stratosphere, causing a small cooling effect. Then shouldn't we be polluting more? If that's what you're trying to get at is cooler temperatures, then we should pollute more. Dr. Sebastian Eastam of Sustainable Aviation at Imperial College. This is the dumbest cult. It's just...

Even if, so, and they want to make it, what are they, they're like, they're sprinkling aluminum fairy dust into the atmosphere so that it reflects sunlight back up, jazz hands.

Jazz hands, yes. Sorry, I'm trying to figure out what my dogs are about to kill. Go ahead.

Brad (45:24.428)
It's probably just a postman. So if they did that over the entire country, over all of Britain, mean, Britain is like this big and something this big. So what are they going to do? Just block out the sun over Britain? sun doesn't even shine in Britain to begin with.

No, no, you got this all the whole premises for climate change is this the heroes and the UK now wants to be the hero that saves us all from the burning sun that gives us life, right? And the the foundation of green politics and this whole climate religion is that soda bubbles are bad for the environment and that whole premises is wrong. Right?

No.

So, I don't know, can we just scrap the whole climate change thing altogether because it's

It gives them something to rally around and yeah, it's money. It's a money making religion to them.

Rebecca (46:24.11)
It's a financial bubble actually I have a co-worker his name is Kent on the shin and he Anderson Kent and a he He's written two books about this and his first book about the climate scam is actually being I think it's coming out in English soon So maybe I'll have him come on your show Keith and talk about that because he is quite the expert

kazuntite

Keith (46:49.698)
So do I call him Anderson or Androshin?

Wait, don't you guys write in American over there too?

Yeah, you're right, an American, right?

We are right, American, yeah.

I'm distracted. I'm sorry. I got to scroll up here for this comment here and I can't find it now.

Brad (47:08.93)
Lep says that XM is in Norway.

Exit is in Norway, but Lep also says that he hasn't paid for a serious XM. Look at that. He hasn't made a XM payment since 2004. And then you scroll down on this saga here. says, what does it say? He's got a lifetime membership. Like, how did I not find out about that till right now?

Keith (47:36.439)
Do left.

no. Okay, we'll wait for the follow up on that. Okay, so the global warming thing pisses me off. It has robbed treasure from generations and taxpayers around the world and it's not gonna stop anytime soon. And it just pisses me off. Anyway.

Keith (48:04.374)
No, Lep, you're not allowed to be posting comments about climate change. We're waiting for the more important topic. And that was SiriusXM for free. so let me find this video. Yeah, but you do it illegally. Really?

You got Netflix for free.

No, once I even tried to pay and they're like,

Wait, hold on a second. What?

Yeah, I did a satellite media tour for them like 20 years ago.

Rebecca (48:34.094)
It's not because you're so far out because you were dropped on the head as a child that they cannot convert you into LBT, BC plus Q gay.

I told you they talked American in Norway

Don't skip the G. Don't hate the G. Okay.

was back when they did CDs and DVDs. yeah. And then you could keep them for as long as you wanted. No late fees. And then they wanted me to know what it was like so that I could get out there and talk about it. And then I guess at that time they said, you get a lifetime subscription to it and hell, nobody knew it was going to be around in 20 years. So. And at one point they did say, all right, or I got an email saying your subscriptions about to run out and I'm like, well,

Yeah. We do that all the time.

Keith (49:15.47)
Yeah

Brad (49:22.926)
That was like eight, nine years ago. And I'm thinking, okay, I had a good run. I had 15 years. I didn't have to pay and you know, okay, I'll bite the bullet. And then they sent me another one said, Oh, nevermind. We made a mistake and no, you don't have to pay. I'm like, cool.

Wow. Hang on a second. By my calculations for the last 13 years, has gotten SiriusXM for free. He wrote one check for 750 bucks and that gave him lifetime XM.

Wait a second, hold on, if it's only $7 a month.

No, but look, he paid 750 in 2004. And if it's roughly 100 bucks a year, just add eight years to that. And then you got 2012. So for the last 13 years, he's got it for free. And then 30 minutes.

30 minute what?

Keith (50:11.394)
That's a Jeffy line. 30 minutes. You got the 30 minutes. Okay. Okay. I I want y'all to watch this video and tell me what you would do if this was you on a plane.

Nevermind.

Brad (50:27.15)
Does her hair smell good? Is that a she?

Why do people suck so much?

Is that real? Is that real? That's the other thing. Because who is that stupid and

I think Rebecca just mentioned how 90 % of us are just so brain dead and want to be governed. We also have 90 % of us roaming around us without any common sense or common courtesy anymore.

But so much is faked now. That is true.

Rebecca (51:06.766)
True, but if that was me on the plane, and I can tell you about some really shitty plane rides that I've had in my time, I can guarantee you.

Did they involve Spirit Airlines?

I'll tell you what, if that lady was in front of me and she kept doing that, that hair would be pulled off. Her head would be so far back over that seat that she would never put her hair over anything ever again.

The problem is you can't get these on the plane. Because if you could, can you? In your carry-on bag?

You can. Yeah.

Brad (51:37.26)
you could probably get like one half if one of you carried one half and there's somebody else in your party carried the other half.

come

I see the comment Terry here as well say I would cut it I wouldn't cut it cuz you know that that it wouldn't be as much fun as just

It would be because you'd be long gone and she'd be the hotel going...

That'd a cat fight.

Keith (51:59.778)
Okay, so I've got this article here. I cannot say.

Answer my question, does her hair smell good? I don't know. If they what? No, if her if she's throwing her hair back over the seat, aren't you allowed to sniff it at that point? That's not creepy. She offered.

Boy, that's a good one, your honor. Maybe that's what are. Are you saying that in my space, your honor, I'm not allowed to use my.

Yeah. I didn't invade her space. stuck her hair in my

I mean if I put my hair over a seat like that and I could feel like Biden creeping up behind me to smell me I would remove my hair real fast

Brad (52:37.934)
Bye!

Right, right. Okay, so I read this story. Here's the headline. Woman crosses her legs on an eight hour flight, preventing a man in front of her from reclining fully. Then he gets mad. Well, anyway, the comments underneath the story, they were, and I kind of am mad at her too, because she's basically just.

got my own here.

Brad (52:58.476)
That doesn't prevent him from reclining. You just push harder.

So hold on, can I tell you? Can I tell you? So what I do is when they start to lean back, you see it coming, right? And you can quickly react. I just, I put my knees out. I put my knees way out. the trick is you have to catch them at the very beginning. So you don't wait for them to lean back and then you then passively aggressively put your knees in there. No, no, no, you have to react quickly.

so that they think that that's just the way it is back there or maybe the chairs like that. So as soon as they start going back, that's when your knees go up and then you have to hold that pose brother until they give up and go, well, fuck that sucks. I'm just saying, I do this every time. Now, if for whatever reason I don't catch it in time, have we lost the ability? And I know the answer to this, to just communicate. And he's like, excuse me, could you please lean up? Yes.

we have.

Like if my knees don't get into place quick enough, then I'm just gonna have that conversation. But whatever.

Brad (54:02.51)
I'm talking about airlines.

First of all, I'm just questioning the size of this lady because when you asked me about my height coming into the show, Keith, and I'm not a big person, you know, in terms of flying, if somebody wants to put their seat back, that never bothers me. I can still get my feet up in the seat and sit like I would do anywhere else.

Sorry.

Brad (54:26.39)
I hate you little people. You know, such unfair advantages. It's just not fair.

But with that said, there are certain rules when you fly. You don't put your seat back when it's dinner time. there's just stuff that needs, everything needs to be cleaned before you lean your seat back. Make sure that there's like not, you're not disturbing the person eating behind you or that they still have trash on their tray or whatever. Like let them put their tray up before you push your seat back. That's normal courtesy.

just have a.

What they never do that though? What if they sit there in the whole damn time and they got something stupid on their stupid tray and they won't put their tray up?

Well, then about your choice.

Keith (55:09.6)
We have seats that don't recline at all.

Yeah, I've had that happen.

like it. So Spirit Airlines.

Sit down, enjoy the flight, and stop bugging people around you. Don't even give them the opportunity to bug people.

Can I mention Spirit Airlines sucks?

Keith (55:25.282)
Like what triggered you? Like have you been on there?

Me? Spirit? spirit sucks balls. They're just awful. Their seats are worse than folding chairs.

I know, I know.

Keith (55:38.444)
Like you hope you just get out, you get to your destination and nobody gets hurt along the way.

Why can't we just make it as comfortable for everyone as we can? I don't get the whole cattiness on the plane.

Well, as long as I'm comfortable, I don't give a shit about the rest of the people.

Amen. I'm glad we got there. This only child agrees. Okay. So, this this house, I'm about to show you on the screen. I have misplaced the information but if memory serves, I know it does because I don't forget anything y'all. yeah. Wait, I got it right here. Hang on. Hang on. Yeah. This house right here. Only cost, only cost, he says. Five million

I don't know who lived here. Isn't that cool? See the driveway there is a guitar. I have not a clue. Look at holy crap. It's like Versailles, bro.

Brad (56:30.538)
Is that silly gay viruses house?

Brad (56:36.76)
That is way too much stuff to dust.

To sale?

It's for sale. Yeah, go get it. So how much is this going to run you in Norway?

my god, a lot!

Georgia? Alabama.

Keith (56:54.84)
dare you say Alabama and Georgia are the

Alabama? Well, it's just like Norway and Sweden are the same thing.

Bless your fucking little heart.

That was it, no fighting words.

I see Keith, I told you I could get it in there.

Rebecca (57:20.686)
don't know.

Hold on a second. What is the difference between Norway and Sweden?

everything.

I bet you both have an influx of third world populations. wait, that could be America.

actually, Sweden is leading in third world population. Yeah. Yeah, they are. They're good at something, you know, ruining their country. They're the greatest act in Scandinavia.

Keith (57:42.606)
to them.

I'll show that.

Keith (57:52.159)
Okay.

It's the guitar mansion, it's going to auction.

Who owns it?

largest mansion in Alabama guitar shaped front yard ties to the collapse of a fortune 500 company going the auction block for third time when Larry House began to build his trophy mansion in the mid 19. It looks like a mid 1990s project. He was one of America's most successful healthcare professionals who transformed Birmingham's med partners from a startup. Business 8 billion blah, blah, blah. House tried to sell it in 2003 put it up for auction 3.95 million.

He's got 30 million invested in it.

Keith (58:33.55)
and he's and he's selling it for five million. Your math that you talk about people sucking at math. ain't me. It's this guy. want you to see this just because it's just kind of fun especially if have a fear of heights four hundred and twenty feet in the sky. we're changing a light bulb kids.

He's upside down.

Brad (58:43.508)
Yeah, exactly.

Brad (58:56.642)
Radio tower. Look at that light. Those are cool light bulbs. Those are the ones at the studio.

They are right.

Gosh, look at this. You dropped that. You're screwed. gotta go all way down.

So cool though to drop one for 400 feet.

I love how he's like just, yeah, I got one hand free to record this.

Brad (59:15.394)
Yeah, but you have to wear a diaper. Up there. Because if you look down, you're going to shit your pants. Because, no.

Why?

Yes, for fact.

Brad (59:29.069)
Rebecca would do it.

Yeah, are you afraid of heights Rebecca?

Not particularly, no.

See? Told you she'd it.

Hey, I got a question. What's a story with these two?

Brad (59:44.878)
That's what I said, that's why I asked if that was silly gay viruses house.

Billy Ray Cyrus and Liz Hurley are apparently an item. Do we think this is real or a joke or do we even care? We don't care.

here.

That, but okay, but I mean.

why do they look like they made Miley Cyrus? that's what I'm wondering

Keith (01:00:07.15)
They're the same people, don't they? Yeah. One's got facial hair.

There's something weird what because I saw that too and I'm like that is strangely intriguing and I'm not sure why but it is because

You know why? I'll tell you why. Because you never think of those two together, just like you never thought of Gwen Stefani and Hoochie Mary, the country guy. Right? It's like, it just, it just, you don't think of those worlds colliding and then you're like, you're like, right. I guess I'll get used to that. Yeah, exactly. Okay.

Blake Shelton.

Brad (01:00:41.364)
Do you guys have country music over there in Norway?

Yeah, do ya, on your DAB radio?

dab radio. We do, but it's not good.

Do you have cars?

We used to have some cars and then we got electrical vehicles.

Keith (01:01:02.923)
aren't those great?

Yeah, they're

Rebecca (01:01:11.272)
If you're in minus 20 Celsius and you have to drive for a while. The battery that you were promised is not the battery that you get.

Don't make me.

Brad (01:01:24.286)
Well, yeah, minus twice it's colder than hell is what it is.

Negative 20.

I was freezing in

Rebecca (01:01:43.436)
Yeah, it's below zero.

Way, way below zero.

No, 20 below Celsius is below.

You know how your phone, well, maybe you guys don't know, Keith, you live in Texas, so you know that you definitely don't know. But when you have when you're below zero and you take your phone out, it runs out of battery before you can watch a full video.

I love Miss Norway here saying, I definitely don't know. As if I have lived every minute in 100 degree heat. I will say that I went to school at the University of Nebraska. In fact, get this. Actually, this is actually pretty funny, I think. When we moved to Omaha, moved to the third floor of an apartment, it was the hottest day of the year and it was over 100 degrees and it just sucked.

Brad (01:02:28.273)
Is that in Norway?

Keith (01:02:34.612)
moving all those boxes and just, was dreadful. Okay. So then when we moved out of Omaha and I had to load up the U-Haul, it was the coldest day of the year. And it was December of whatever the hell year it was. And it was to your point, Rebecca, it, my, my cell phone and my watch, I think it was, yeah, I was a, had a digital Casio cause I'm a geek and it was like,

Calculate.

Yeah, oh, 100 % bro. And it was like the Back to the Future picture, you know, where they like fade in and out and like the screen was just like, help me, help me. Anyway, so because all of our stuff was in the garage, it was outside separate from the building. It was a mess. was a...

And that is what happens to your EV.

Right. Yeah. So there are some places that an EV is not going to do well. I agree. But I mean, I've got nothing against EVs.

Rebecca (01:03:33.932)
No, I don't either like in a general sense. The only thing I got against EVs was all the climate cult people that told me that I was a bad person for not. that's the other thing about the climate cult. You know, the climate saved the boiling earth kind of thing. Just I'm just going to give this out there to every single one of you so you can repeat this whenever needed. Climate change is always about buying some.

huh. Let's take it. It's a transfer of wealth. Hey, I'm

Please remember that. Please are a part of that.

Don't buy it from Elon Musk, as you know, orange man bad.

Well, I want to get a Tesla now because they're they're drawing swastikas and, you know, going all crazy over Teslas. And I'm thinking, yeah, I'd drive a Tesla and I would just go on it. Got it after Elon went crazy.

Brad (01:04:27.182)
Do you, I'm gonna drop this conspiracy theory because I think this thing has legs. I think they have either sprayed something in the air or dropped something in the water to make these people go bat shit crazy. The ones that are scratching Teslas and spray painting swastikas on them because they're nuts. These people are certified and it makes no sense what they're doing.

There has to be something or an energy weapon.

I'm gonna counter-cron-spur-zee

Hang on, hang on, hold on, hang on, hold your answer, change your, hold your.

My cat's here to say hi guys. Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. The mRNA vaccines.

Brad (01:05:13.07)
That's what did it? I mean, okay, I'll tell what's the cat's name.

goodness answer ready

Rebecca (01:05:20.834)
His name is Baldr, like the Norse god. Yeah.

Balded? Like scalded but balded? Does he have balls?

He does. He is neutered, but it doesn't look like he is.

call that cat Nutsack.

Hold on a second. Hold on. Hold on. Time out. Time out. New name. New name. New name coming.

Brad (01:05:47.468)
What? Dude looks like he would come through the camera and scratch my eyeballs out.

I like the way Mr. Reagan thinks, thanks.

You

That was a good comment.

What are you looking for,

Keith (01:06:05.986)
to Norwegian translation. Hang on. Your cat's new nickname, all right, is, okay, well, that's not very fun.

Deb says they're getting a check from Soros.

It's not a sick! Not a sick!

Did you say nutsack to get that?

Yeah, I did. Is that not right? Sack. He's not that sick! Okay. Hello, I'm Zack. I'm a little concerned, y'all, and I just want to share this with the class. I feel like I can be open with everybody.

Brad (01:06:33.131)
I'm nuts.

Brad (01:06:40.968)
Mystery fog from January.

So I've had this, my drinking glass, my Grimace drinking glass up here for probably a month.

Did you know grimace is a butt plug?

Is that right?

How do you know that?

Brad (01:06:56.087)
Look at him.

How do you not know dog? Hey, listen, listen, listen, listen. I'm really, I'm this close to throwing up.

Are you not no loser, bud?

Brad (01:07:05.506)
first butt plug was invented by a Norwegian as a matter of What? You brought up the butt plug?

now you're

It's like the Finnish Moomi... I don't know if you know what that is. Moomi? It's a cartoon thing and they have a theme park and everything and it kind of looks like that. It's like a white... kind of... it does look like a... they look like...

Is that a butt plug?

Keith (01:07:36.43)
Google, okay, Brad, don't Google butt plug. whatever the hell. I gotta tell y'all something. I'm kind of scared. I don't like this game. I had this glass up here and then I've been filling it with vodka and I've been enjoying the vodka. And then I just realized and I just cleaned it out while y'all are talking. There was like little specks of mold in the bottom of this damn thing. It'll be fine.

I want to throw up now. You'll be fine. The vodka should have killed one though. It was empty and then I put the vodka.

That's why I don't use metal straws anymore because I had a metal straw in my cup like this for a very long time. And then it was like, man, this thing is not sucking very well. Sorry. so then I went and I, I got a break because you don't think, I don't know, maybe you have just me, but I didn't think about cleaning. When I ran the stupid cleaner through the metal straw, it's like this black goo came out. It was like,

the

That's why I said you'll be fine and I will never have another metal straw.

Rebecca (01:08:43.084)
You guys know that you can clean stuff, right?

What what is it is that Norwegian what is that word never heard it

We have women for that.

was it last week Brad that I demonstrated the filth that I'm broadcasting from. Okay so here's a question and it's our government so you can chime in as a foreigner if you'd like but I don't know how y'all do things over there.

Right. Yes. Yeah, it was.

Brad (01:09:08.814)
Can you be a foreigner? I don't think so.

The White House has been exploring ideas to encourage more Americans to have children, including a baby bonus payment of $5,000 to help the decline in the US birth rate. And no decision has been made. But what are your thoughts on paying people to procreate? Who wants to go first?

Isn't that illegal? Or no, it's just the sex part. If you pay him to have sex. No one said anything about him being pregnant.

is no hold on there's some there's a court case here somewhere hang on your honor sure my client paid for sex but it was just to qualify for the money that the government is the John right no yeah yeah and then the we gotta think this through we might have a court case here so Rebecca what do you think of

Yep.

Rebecca (01:10:05.39)
I think it's a great idea. Why wouldn't you want to make people's lives easier in terms because I have it so No, so so listen hungry they give you yeah, they let you not pay tax So for each child you pay less tax if you have more than three children, you don't pay tax from

have an answer.

Keith (01:10:24.974)
life. Right, right, right. Okay, that's that's different. I like that plan. Do I want to as a taxpayer pay someone for something as opposed to just have it so that they don't pay for something in this case taxes?

I see your side to it Keith but also I'm thinking that this would be like a quick fix to get people to procreate some long term plans are needed in that case.

It's like you're going to come out ahead if it's no taxes for life as opposed to.

We pay people $5,000 to leave the country.

Wait, wait, what?

Keith (01:11:07.541)
Yeah!

Like that like if you leave on your own certain cases like immigrants that doesn't really need to be here anymore like we pay them to leave I Don't want to pay for that either. I mean if you came here illegally and you're being kicked out

But remember there's only what is it? How many people live in Norway like 5.3, right? I think I looked up 5.5 million. Hungary 9.5 million. These are tiny. These are smaller than states. How the hell do y'all make any money over there? I mean,

5.5

Rebecca (01:11:47.316)
Oil. But yeah.

Good point.

and seafood.

Yeah. Salmon.

Really?

Brad (01:11:57.772)
love Salman.

I grew up in the South.

There's nothing wrong with some good salmon. I love salmon.

I called it salmon for quite a long time. It's salmon.

It's Salmon. Salmon. Hello, Salmon.

Rebecca (01:12:11.726)
Salmon. Well, actually we say Lux.

that's a good point. Yeah, right. Right bagels.

Nice day. Not a sick!

NINE

No, no, no. I've seen that in American stores.

Keith (01:12:26.915)
What's that?

lox and bagels yeah yeah it's a that's a jewish thing especially up in new york lox and

Hey, have you guys know that the time travel has been going on for a long time?

Yes.

You know that I got the proof right here if I could just. See that that guy right there. little he's wearing Nike's see that. See that he's wearing it's wearing the Nike. Right there you see back in the day.

Brad (01:12:46.798)
Is there a punchline?

Brad (01:12:54.35)
Rebecca (01:13:01.358)
Someone cannot have painted that.

there. No, no, no, of not. No. I mean, if you need more, if that wasn't good enough proof, then I've got more for you here that time travels a thing. In fact, they had iPhones back when the Indians were running around doing their thing.

That's funny because we have a lot of immigrants coming to Europe and they say they have nothing and no papers and no money but they always have an iPhone.

Don't get distracted because this is...

America we do them. Well, what the hell kind of BDSM is that going on, right?

Keith (01:13:32.896)
Right, you got one guy tied up and he wants to see what meme the Indian guy is looking at. He's like, show me, show me damn you.

That's some gay porn site he's looking at.

Maybe.

I'd look no judgment. I don't care what he's looking at. just I'm just reading the room. That's all

We got a guy back there about to get his head chopped off. that?

Brad (01:13:56.002)
Well, and there's a bull looking to get on my action back there too.

Yeah. He's smiling too. Yeah.

Hey, what are you all doing?

Right? That guy's not gonna get his head chopped off. He's in a stock.

Yeah, my bad. You're right. You're right. Excuse.

Rebecca (01:14:08.884)
the indian guy is just trying to google his way out of there

You're right.

Whoa,

Off we go.

Keith (01:14:20.942)
He's about that. I'll be right back. you got a cat too? Is it is its name Noot Sacken too?

I hear the cat.

Rebecca (01:14:28.398)
The second. No his name is Baldr. B-A-L-D-

Yeah.

E.R.

You don't even f**k with me. Hold on, what are you drinking?

I am drinking Diet Coke.

Keith (01:14:45.674)
Uh-huh, Diet Coke. OK, so perfect segue. I love unintentional segues. I have this very strange article. And I want to know, wait, what are you just eating? What was that? What are you eating? Share with the class.

skull like licorice and strawberry

There's his butt hole. What? What? He wants you to see his butt hole right there.

don't want to see it. I don't.

Keith (01:15:14.828)
Okay.

But no, he because he didn't come in last week.

would be blocked for porn right now, you do realize that.

Yeah.

Wait, wait, they they did they make cat buttholes illegal again?

Keith (01:15:28.118)
I don't know. Yeah, because you have like a news alert set up. Like you follow that.

Yeah, because I don't. Yeah, I don't know.

No, you follow it. Yes. You follow it for alerts. That's Yeah. So, um, so let me, uh, this is the strangest thing. Like you ever like see these things pop up in your feed, try this one neat trick or whatever. Right? Okay. I got this one for olive oil and it says you're supposed to drink olive oil before bed. Now, apparently Rebecca, who it's now what 10 15 at night over there. Is it your routine to

I do.

Keith (01:16:04.504)
to just eat licorice before bed or what? I don't know because this right here says if you drink olive oil before bed, will help you digestion, will help your heart health, it will lower your cholesterol. Let's see here.

slather it over nether regions.

improve your sleep quality. It assists with weight management. It's like, this is wild. I don't know that I want to try this, but it just got me thinking, do you guys do anything for your health that maybe people would go, it's kind of weird. And I think, I think we're about to get a licorice cure out of Rebecca.

Can I answer the whole olive olive oil thing? Because you've No, but Keith is not a god. This is a sales mimic. OK. Yeah. So healthy fats like olive oils, avocado oils or animal products, which you should be eating. it's good for your health. The whole diet, no fat thing is what makes soy boys. OK, don't do that.

Heard of that?

Brad (01:17:10.988)
Is that why my nipples are so tender?

Yeah, that's why yeah, go get some butter in you or olive oil if that's the case But drinking that before bed every night I believe in that no Just like keep your diet good. my god the cats

Wait, keep your diet good. Weren't you just like ripping pieces of licorice?

See, I told you they spoke American there.

Well... No more, no more cat asses, y'all.

Brad (01:17:40.428)
What? What do you have against cat buttholes, Keith?

Hey, this has got potato in it.

I have a good one for you.

Does that count?

I only drink vodka, because vodka is made from fruit and vegetable, from potatoes. So vodka is healthy.

Brad (01:18:01.528)
So vodka is technically a vegetable. Thank you. Like James Brady.

Yes.

You're welcome, Keith.

Brad (01:18:19.01)
Yeah, not. It's not the end of the program. We want to space them out.

been really sliding in the old James Brady vegetable one like that's good stuff. So anyway, I appreciate the edification. never thought that I was being healthy by drinking vodka, but here we are. The things you learn in this program. So you're saying that I shouldn't drink olive oil before bed to be healthy?

He's not gonna make a difference for you.

All right. Do you know that for a fact? Do you know that if you don't, you drink, if you drink an olive oil shot before bedtime, I mean, is there proof that that is not good for you?

No, it's not that it's not good for you. It's just that if you eat enough fats throughout your meals through the day, you don't have to drink olive oil or eat or eat a dish of butter for that matter to feel healthy. Like it's not cured or anything.

Keith (01:19:19.245)
Yeah.

Better because it's fat.

I love butter. Margarine is nasty.

Yeah, that's plastic. Don't eat that.

I know. and that and plastic, big problem with they just found. What was that story this morning? They just found plastic in the. Was ovarian fluid women first time they've ever found it in like the ovaries of women or the eggs of female humans. We've got plastic everywhere.

Keith (01:19:51.198)
I don't like it man, those micro plastics. Is RFK gonna fix that?

Yes. You can't fix it. It's everywhere. I mean, all you can do is not do it anymore, but we're never we're going to start coming out of the womb with plastic parts.

that's kind of fun.

Actually, it would be because I mean, if you'd like a plastic finger. I mean, just imagine.

No, that's not a man.

Brad (01:20:14.378)
What's with having a plastic finger?

I'm trying to read through this article real quick because the first time I read it, don't remember seeing the answer to my question and I don't see it now. I think they're just too embarrassed to say it but there was that story. I'm sure you've heard it's been out for a couple weeks now about the chick that threw away the USB drive that had her significant others Bitcoin on it. Yeah, I mean just I would

Okay, yes.

story.

Keith (01:20:44.354)
That would make me vomit. So on her, my gosh. And so she feels bad and, and, I don't even know what I would lose my fricking.

on her.

Brad (01:20:56.536)
See?

Does she feel bad?

Maybe she just wanted to leave him. Maybe she has the USB stick. huh. Oh, this is a plot. She's hiding it somewhere. She tells him she lost it when all she wanted to do was get out of the relationship.

Tell me that didn't cross your mind at some point, because come on.

I don't know. I didn't think of that. So do you ever? No, Rebecca, close your ear.

Brad (01:21:18.712)
devious.

Rebecca (01:21:22.584)
We are devious.

He is one.

Rebecca (01:21:29.006)
Women are conniving evil creatures. We can be very tentative and caring and good and nurturing and nice and angel-like, but we can also be evil and conniving.

Hang on. Is that a personality disorder or is that just being a female? Okay, so then I've got this other story of a woman who won two and a half million dollars on a lottery scratch off and The problem is she misplaced it and she realized where ended up and it was in a coat pocket of a coat that she donated now I don't know about you, but I don't have time to go and donate clothing between winning a lottery ticket

No, it's just our gender.

Keith (01:22:11.118)
That's the first thing that is on my to-do list is to go cash that in but she apparently Put it in a coat pocket then got busy, you know, crap I I'd love to go cash in my two and a half million dollar lottery ticket But I had plans to go down to the Goodwill this weekend instead and so it's gone She donated the jacket and the tickets gone too, but the ticket hasn't been cashed so nobody knows except for it's about to run out of time and

Wait, they went out?

Yeah, you only have a certain amount of time to cash them in, guess. Even the scratch offs. That's interesting.

I know that. It may not be a scratch off actually. Nope, I'd say...

But it was funny because when you said that the USB the Bitcoin USB because remember the dude that threw it away and he wanted to go find it in the landfill now he wants to buy the landfill

Keith (01:23:06.488)
That's, think I see somebody on the show, I think suggested that just going because it's in there.

Yeah, but yeah, it's in, but I mean, there's how are you ever? Cause it's worth $800 million. Wouldn't that be funny though? If he buys the landfill and he sifts through it and he find one day he finds it in the day before like an hour before he finds it crashes. It's it's worth three.

Bitcoin crashes

Keith (01:23:33.07)
Hey, what is Bitcoin doing today? Is it in a good mode today? Yes. I need to know.

It's up.

yeah 95 yeah okay i'm so close to retiring y'all okay i don't see what else i got here you're boring

95.

Brad (01:23:52.606)
You're boring Rebecca. She's like ready to go to bed now. Yeah

Yeah, yeah, is that are you ready to go to bed? Can you hang out? you play a little?

I can hang out longer. I'm good. I'm just I'm not a crypto person.

She's like, I'm bored, but I can't hang out longer.

There's nothing wrong with me, I just, I'm just not into the crypto stuff.

Keith (01:24:12.962)
Are you okay, what's the, what is the most valuable thing you've ever lost though?

My

My respect.

Both of you, get out.

Rebecca.

Keith (01:24:26.094)
What have you lost that was the most valuable besides yourself and besides you can't answer Jesus either remember that's the rule.

But that is the most valuable thing I've ever lost is myself at a couple of vacations. Like you would know if you've lost yourself, you know what I'm talking about.

to. What of monetary value other than yourself? meaning here! Aimless conversations! No meaning!

the meaning into the gone.

Rebecca (01:24:59.544)
So, what's the most, not stolen, but lost.

Did someone steal you though?

Ha ha!

I thought we were going for deeper meaning on this answer!

Yeah, no, I haven't really lost anything that valuable in terms of like material stuff I have lost my iPhone but that miraculously came back to me I've lost a diamond ring that I never found but I have no idea how much money that cost because that was given to me so

Keith (01:25:36.192)
Wait a minute. We need a backstory on this. Wow.

It was a birthday present, not an engagement ring.

Okay. Now we're not interested in that. F it, happy birthday. Brad, what about you?

I lost my wallet once, but it was the way I lost it. It was weird because I was in a hotel and I was about to get off.

What part of town were you in?

Brad (01:25:59.214)
You think, you know, I'm not always that way. I was about to get off the elevator and I pulled my wallet out for some reason and it fell out of my hand and went right down the slot between the elevator and the floor, right down like into the elevator nowhere land. I mean, it didn't bounce. It just went right straight down. And that is a sinking feeling when that happens. Let me just tell you.

So it was gone forever?

No, I found it, but I lost it. mean, there for a while. I mean, when you see your wallet go down into the underworld of the elevator, you panic a little bit.

course you do, you do the same thing with your phone. Like if you can find your phone or my wallet is in my phone now, so you know. But that passport, press pass and other necessary stuff, if you can't find it, it's panic mode.

Yes, absolutely and kind of like christine gnome wasn't it christina

Rebecca (01:26:54.356)
Definitely.

Keith (01:26:58.774)
yeah. Did you hear this Rebecca? Do y'all talk about America? Do you guys obsess? I want to ask the question about Christina, but first I just, since it's so rare that I have someone from the other side of the planet on, from our perspective, and this isn't entirely true because there are some people over here and I work with some of them, Jeff Fisher, who are obsessed with the Royal family, right? And

You guys have American politics?

Keith (01:27:27.766)
And it's like, it's not, it is not in the boundaries of the US. This introspective American just like, well that sucks. Okay, moving on. But I just wonder, just seems like, correct me if I'm wrong, it seems like people around the world seem to be very interested in what's happening in the United States. Am I wrong with that perception? I don't know. Help me out here from your perspective.

Very, very correct. Something happened, know, we still have those Europeans that are absolutely obsessed with royals in Europe, that being Norway, Sweden, United Kingdom, Denmark, wherever you are, where they're still royal. But with the United States and the influence from the US from, I would say, like the 50s, celebrities kind of took that role of royalty.

ever since then, just grown. We're more concerned with celebrity than we are with royals. And if you look at the Norwegian royal family, I think I mentioned this for you before, Keith, where we have this stepson that is now being charged with rape and assault. And we have the queen-to-be that was a cocaine addict. And then the princess that married a shaman that was

His job was to cast evil spirits out of women's vaginas and they started an angel school and I can go on

want. Time out. Brad just logged on to indeed.com and he's like, that's a job I can apply for. Yeah, right. Hold on a second. This is fascinating.

Brad (01:29:03.214)
Who hasn't done that?

Brad (01:29:11.214)
What's the hourly rate?

Brad (01:29:16.283)
Vaginal demons.

god, that is, my god. And also during COVID, he's sold little like medallions that would protect you from coronavirus.

Okay, so.

Did they work?

No.

Brad (01:29:31.795)
I don't knock unless you try it, right?

Okay, hold on. This is in Norway, right? Yes.

He's American though, so he came from you guys. Thank you very much

Our bad.

Capitalism rocks.

Keith (01:29:45.026)
Has there ever been a confirmed case of a deemed neverm...

Vaginal demons are succubuses.

Brad (01:29:54.942)
There's an incubus and a succubus.

Yeah, I need a nap. Okay, so hang on a second. Rebecca, if someone from Britain, or hell, let's just do Norway, right? If you told me right now,

That's when they get you.

Brad (01:30:13.538)
Word association succubus go. No.

If you said something along the lines of, me the, just give me a top story happening in Norwegian politics. I would literally say, I know your prime minister was here yesterday, but let's just pretend it was three weeks from now. I would just be staring at you blankly like, sure. My question for you is, and I don't, if I sound like an arrogant American, so be it. But it feels like.

Do you guys know, like do you know what's happening over in the United States? And maybe you're a bad example since you're in news, but like the average person on the streets of Norway, of Oslo, do they know what the US Congress is debating on? Or am I just getting a little crazy?

I mean, you're correct in many ways, because US politics does take up a lot of space in papers. You're also correct about me being privileged in that way, we do, well, document media, which I work for, we covered US politics very, very thoroughly, and not in the mainstream media kind of way. in so no, Keith, they don't know what

what the Congress is debating, but they do know that orange man is bad every day. Yeah.

Keith (01:31:34.274)
Yeah. Okay.

That's good branding. Seriously, I mean, that is simple, good old fashioned branding that the people who hate orange man, that's that's worldwide branding. Orange man baddies universal.

my, you should have seen the news after our prime minister went into the White House yesterday. Because now the mainstream media is all furious. What was the quote? Hold on, let me find it. Because it's absolutely utterly ridiculous if you want see what the writing in one of the biggest, used to be conservative, still

about Jonas Garstary.

Jonas Garstøre

Keith (01:32:18.744)
What'd say? Not a second! Not a second!

I'm

here.

she's going to start doing that. She's going to at least with her friends. Prime Minister nutsack.

and suckin'.

Rebecca (01:32:35.841)
we call him Thor, the Fishten, which is kind of the Prince of the Fog.

Right? That's my nickname for Keith. That's so weird.

not that catchy though plus i was there first you started calling me that years ago so i

Newton Saken.

I can't find it. It was kind of funny because it was something about that people aren't mad enough. How can you look your children in the eyes if you think that our prime minister did a good job in the White House sort of thing?

Brad (01:33:07.446)
They did the same thing to Bill Maher. They're doing, mean, they're, because, I'm assuming that the prime minister didn't come out and say orange man bad and therefore he didn't.

Our media is worse than your media in portraying Trump as a bad man. Over here he's Hitler times three, okay?

the

The whole nation is a Democratic Party. Yeah, no, I'm telling you, our diplomat in Washington, Omnikin Hutzfeld, the woman who flew the Taliban to Norway on a private jet on taxpayer money to put them up in a luxury hotel to discuss women's rights.

Heath, she is a Democrat.

Keith (01:33:54.126)
I don't understand that.

She they put her in washington because she fucked up. Okay, she didn't apply for that position, which is illegal But they put her in washington ever since trump took office. She's had a picture with herself and biden on twitter It wasn't until yesterday. She changed that and she came into the oval office all glooming and smiling

Wait a minute, she came over here? She's been in the White House and I haven't?

See.

Bitch.

Rebecca (01:34:21.132)
That was the woman who thought that she could influence the Taliban to let women have their rights. You know what happened after they talked to her? They banned women from speaking in public and I understand why.

I'm glad you said that because I was gonna, mean, let's talk about female drivers too.

Hold on a second, hold on. I have a quick question on the, so I was just curious about, you know, the perception foreigners looking over here at America and our politics and stuff. Furners, yeah. And I think that's wild that, so you learned English. Was this...

Furners.

Brad (01:35:01.496)
Call it American, call it what it is.

So you learn American.

Not English, not American.

learned American English. Do all people in Norway, all kids learn that or were you just in this? Okay. So were your lessons kind of like this? Because I feel like, wait, why is there no audio? That's not funny without audio.

low, al, bing dang al, holy phook, we too low, something wong.

Rebecca (01:35:32.462)
Wow

talk about is that universal

Do you know what that is? Do you know what that's from? Okay, that was a plane crash in the Bay Area here in the the state and it got us 10 at least 10 years ago and some at the FAA there was an intern or something. I don't know how they did this, but a news station thought they had a scoop on the name of the crew.

I don't know where that's from.

Brad (01:36:02.166)
of this airplane that crash landed. Everybody walked away from it, but they actually got out on the air and said the crew of the airplane was Holy Fook, We Too Low, Sum Ting Wong, and Bing Dang Ao. Do you remember that? That was just, it's like, wow, they are dumber than rocks.

Stop it. Yes, yes.

Keith (01:36:28.238)
So, so, so, So I just wondered English has to be difficult, especially if you aren't born just difficult for us. But this Bobby Finn guy with his videos, I mean, just makes me laugh out loud. And I just wondered if your English lessons were similar to this.

Which means this word is low. Which means this word is no, it's our. Why would you think? Let's take a step back for a second. OK, this word is our, which means this word is the owl. Good. So obviously this word would be bow. No, right? It's bowl. Let's try one more time here. This word is our.

Which means this word is... Rau? No! But it is rau. means this word is... Brone? No! Brown! That's why. Okay. So this word would be... Awn? No! Awn! I guess we're not getting to onomatopoeia today.

But see, in England, R-O-W is...

It's a row. That's a row. Really? Is it row? It's a row. I mean, what is it?

Rebecca (01:37:52.908)
be a rowdy.

Yeah. I think it's Rao, which I was like, why the hell is it Rao?

Stupid America.

It's not like that.

Row your boat.

Keith (01:38:06.264)
Did y'all see that archaeologists found a Roman gladiator skeleton with a bite marks in his

Always what?

I don't know where it

And here's what?

she perked up.

Keith (01:38:22.932)
hang on. It's,

Go back to that, the Indian and the white guy there with the iPhone.

I think it was all over his body. It showed that he fought a lion.

You remember Sink, Freed and Roy, the Headless Tigers, and Roy was covered with scratches from Sink, Freed.

Okay. Okay. Yeah.

Brad (01:38:46.99)
into a rim shot.

You could before we started the show. What happened?

I I could.

What are you in Rebecca? What generation are you? X, Z, Y, Niner? Yeah, I don't know.

Actually, I have no idea.

Brad (01:39:03.694)
good, because I hate that stuff.

I don't know what generation I belong to, no. I'm born in 1987.

Shut your mouth.

What generation is that? Don't make me look good.

Yeah, I don't know. Do you think I sit there and categorize my generation? I don't. I just know I'm born in the 80s and I'm fucking awesome.

Brad (01:39:25.934)
I want to get a Rebecca t-shirt. Do you sell those in Norway? think you should. By the way, says everybody in the Netherlands speaks English generally better than us. Is that now you're not a millennial.

Maybe I should start doing that.

Rebecca (01:39:39.982)
I don't

Keith (01:39:45.742)
No, I'm not a millennial.

Succubus is George Soros says Deb.

Okay, so it says Generation Y, but then it says, I don't understand this. The site that I landed on says, if you were born in 1987, you are part of Generation Y or Gen Y for short. Members of this generation are commonly called millennials. What the hell? Are you Generation Y or millennial?

So Lady Cougar was right, millennial. But how is that a millennial? Is it because I experienced the year 2000? Is that why? Because I feel like we were a lot of people experiencing that.

Brad (01:40:26.787)
Yeah.

interesting. so I do. Yeah.

Remember Y2K? they all the computers are?

Running around the neighborhood your parents wouldn't know where you are. Yep, just had to be back by dinner time Which was around what time? Around sunset-ish time? Sunset-ish time? What's that? I don't know, like between five and nine. Five and nine? I really wasn't that big of a deal. Okay, did you have a phone? No, they weren't invented yet. So on top of your parents letting you run around without knowing where you are They also had no way to communicate with you to find out. Yeah, that's pretty much just of it

How did you not get abducted? Maybe that stuff wasn't as prevalent when I was a kid. It's also entirely possible that my generation has more common sense. You know, we're smarter and tougher than your generation. I don't believe that. I think that is the case and I can prove it to If you just follow me to my van, I'll show you. Your van?

Rebecca (01:41:09.304)
There's candy.

Keith (01:41:15.982)
So, I didn't get to set that up properly because you know, guess whatever it's okay That was that was Gen X talking to Gen Z those two cats. So generation X was

Fuck you, Generate Next. I'm not following you to your event or anything.

Seriously, we're getting a Rebecca T shirt. If she doesn't sell them, I'm selling them. That's going on the website. Deb says street lights turned on. Get home. we didn't even do that. Hell, my mom and dad didn't see me most of the time during the because they for whatever reason, we moved all up two and a half miles outside out of outside of town and so which felt

And now thinking about it, it's like two miles away from downtown, that's nothing. You see me for days at a time and I'm fine.

Yeah.

Keith (01:42:11.982)
parents for god they had a kid. Right. Let's see here. Rebecca, you tweeted out something this week that I found fascinating and I and I wanted you to discuss this please. Uh here's your tweet. Did you know that Sweden has 50 % more murders than El Salvador? What the hell? Say that again? Sweden has 50 % more murders than El Salvador.

Pretty much.

Rebecca (01:42:41.126)
So this is and I've seen I've had a lot of reactions like people are going like liberals are going back shit crazy over this. no. Well, it's not really my investigation either. Keith, it's a Swedish newspaper called Somnitz that has has done.

they don't believe you?

the

Keith (01:42:57.768)
second

Second.

A lot of people pull out the numbers from 2024, right? Say, oh, that's bullshit. And look at the numbers from 2024. But in fact, what these journalists did was all good. Sorry, the cat's trying to eat.

and

Nut sack.

Rebecca (01:43:22.382)
They looked at the 110 first days of 2025, so it's for a specific period of time. And also, think that people need to keep in mind that El Salvador, I think it's El Salvador, that has done tremendous work to get their gang stuff down. The US citizens are recommended to travel to El Salvador more than they are to Sweden in terms of the list of your foreign

Okay.

Rebecca (01:43:51.308)
department, just so you're aware. So it's not that outrageous to talk about crime in Sweden. Sweden is the most dangerous country in Europe.

Yeah, that's a fact. mean, you guys, because you're in Sweden from what I hear.

Don't start with me. We actually, I know we did stop in Sweden and it was scary because we got off the, there was a like a train station downtown, like a subway or whatever it was. And it was like after midnight when we were there and it was like scary being out in Sweden after dark, after midnight because there was. It's not just for breakfast.

Sweden after dark. I read this, you know, like sometimes you'll start reading an article and you don't know how long it's going to be and you're like, shit, now I'm committed to it. And it's like the longest article ever written in the history of the world. That's what this was on Sweden and the influx of the Islamic population and the third world and how Sweden has just gone off a

lift because of their immigration policies. It was the most depressing thing to read. so I wasn't surprised when I saw that tweet from you, especially when you consider how President Bukele has locked up all the gang members in his country.

Rebecca (01:45:17.4)
So Sweden is working on that, they're like in January, if you remember, they had 32 bombings in 28 days. Prime Minister went out and said that we have lost control over the violence. They really have no control. It's been like that for a long time. There's parts, suburbs and cities that have more immigrants than they have Swedes. I think today it was today, was it not? I think actually I did tweet it as well.

I'm going to see if I can find it. It's just examples of what it's like in Sweden and in certain parts of Sweden looking at here. Here you go. A school with a Muslim majority, because there are many of them. They forced the Swedish children to celebrate it. And also there's kindergartens in Sweden where the Swedish children learn to speak Arabic. And the other children don't learn to speak Swedish because they're

The Swedish children are in a minority.

Okay, so we kind of talked about this on the Islamization of Europe, which is an interview you and I did, posted up the top there. Okay, so is my theory correct? Is that Europe said we love the socialist cradle to grave policies, but we can't afford them. So let's bring in cheap labor from the third world.

that so that our social welfare systems can be funded. And then before you know it, there's no assimilation. there's no, it's, it's a takeover. And that's what has led to this. In other words, is my theory correct? And I don't think it's unique to me, but it's like opening the door to socialist policies and how to pay for those has led to what Europe is experiencing today. Is that a fair theory? No.

Rebecca (01:47:12.258)
No.

Help me.

If you were looking for workers to make stuff go around, you wouldn't be looking to the Third World to find them. We had poverty in Europe long before the Third World started entering Europe. And we had Pakistanis ever since the 60s in Norway, before we even found the oil. We didn't have a welfare system until after we found the oil. Well, and also Third World

people come to Europe, they don't come here to work. Their culture, and I say culture instead of religion because it is a cultural thing, tells them that we're non-Muslims, the Khafirs, are supposed to pay for their livelihood. And that's what we're doing.

Yeah, yeah, there's a video going around right now about what's happening in Britain or I as it's fair, it's more fair to say what has happened in.

Rebecca (01:48:12.046)
I mean, think JD Vance is fantastic and he's so right when he says that when he had this discussion with his friend or whatever it was saying, wondering what would be the first Muslim country with an atomic weapon? will UK, it's the UK.

that hurts. Yeah. Okay. It's true. I know. It's true. know. So, what kind of sports do y'all play up there in Norway? Well, is it probably that goat head polo or

Yeah.

Brad (01:48:40.59)
You

soccer, volleyball, handball is a big

Socken they play Newton Socken.

game. Yeah. So, do you guys care about American football over there? I bet I could get you to care about it.

Not at all. I care about it. I think it's fun.

Keith (01:48:59.62)
really? You have a team or something or no? Well then you don't care about it. So here's a thought. What if you took American football and put it on ice, which I know you guys in Norway have tons of.

Keith (01:49:36.078)
Will he thing off? And there's the catch! And that's the chance to answer! That's the chance to answer for the Messi's! And he slips into the endzone, equalizer 6-6! So, there they make the tank. Oh, he's already... strong! ...pushed and pushed, and Scharnbacher doesn't to the feet. So, one pass forward. It goes on. And he stays on the ball!

What?

What in the fresh hell kind of German is this? And when did they get humor is what I'm sitting here thinking.

That was fun. I'd watch that. I would watch that too. I would watch the hell out of ice football.

hurt.

Keith (01:50:33.326)
MINE! MINE! Ugh, hey did you hear about the-

so you can comment.

Bozeman, Montana, their police department has a bingo game that some of the deputies played while they were on duty. Are y'all familiar with this story at all?

No, but I have an ex who lives in Montana, so I avoid that place like the plague.

the

Rebecca (01:51:17.144)
butt ass naked

Brad (01:51:24.494)
Americans are obsessed with naked, nakedity.

It's because you never see people naked. Your problem.

I know. We were found out by people with buckets on their shoes. It's a, it really, mean, you know what? If we didn't ban, if we didn't ban boobs everywhere, we wouldn't have these, this many problems. It's true.

Bye.

Keith (01:51:44.014)
vehicle extraction. Wow. That's a, that's a big square right there. Hold on. What's the euphemism? I want to speak to your supervisor is the free square foot pursuit for arrestable offense. Lowest impact. don't know what that is. Arrest three missing team member hit on by SD. Uh, 50,000 in warrants per child. don't know what that is.

the Tennessee deputy that was busting every dude in the the in the precinct is that. The Tennessee deputy that she was often every dude.

that's right her pictures famous now but these officers have been disciplined is that is that you think this is okay I mean they said that no of course they did they said nothing that was affected by this bingo game we didn't arrest anybody so someone could get bingo

Blue. Why is humor so dangerous to people? Like, why can't you make it something fun?

Nothing says fun like a late night assault and murder.

Rebecca (01:52:48.832)
If you wouldn't surgeon was saying while you were under like you would have been horrified, but you don't know,

other

my gosh, I just-

Keith (01:52:58.094)
I've wondered that a lot, actually.

As long as it's not oops.

Hahaha

You know, yeah, I've wondered that. I've been put under for so many things. I've thought, what must they be saying?

The date rape drug doesn't count though, Keith.

Keith (01:53:14.798)
doesn't count. No. Okay, so I want to play this for you. One last video before we go. This is is genius. I this is absolutely genius this video. If you want to lay out a work and you want a story that's convincing to your supervisor, then do something like

I'm at the hospital and I'm not going to be able to come in today. They're tests right now. They're doing an IV and I will let y'all know what's going on with me once I leave the hospital. That's pretty smart.

Isn't that great? Yeah.

I mean if I hated my job that much that I would have to go through that to get out of work Like I would probably just go kill myself

like

Keith (01:54:04.831)
Okay, so we're not doing the microwave heart monitor thing.

Find another job. I'm just, you know.

Maybe maybe she needs to go to like the the arrest bingo thing. mean, don't take away from people like let them have some fun and enjoy them.

She didn't say breast bingo. She said a-

We're playing breast bingo now?

Keith (01:54:28.526)
No, I'm saying that's not what she said.

you opposed to it?

This is another symptom of Americans, like they don't see enough boobs.

I

telling you it really I there is just there's something wrong. We're just we're too we're too stiff. Go ahead, Keith. I'll set that one up for you.

Keith (01:54:48.33)
Hey, Lady Cougar has a great question. What was the prize for the bingo? Like if you got the officer bingo, do you get like a

It was a Z in the word prize.

fired but you know

was letting that one go, bro.

Keith (01:55:05.806)
Something that I should do more often here because I always have it in the stack is the eighth grade examination. This is here in the United States. I don't know where this is. Where is Bullitt County School? Somebody that sounds familiar. Somebody tell me what US state that's in. So this was on the eighth grade exam in 1912. let's see. I'm going to just read. Pick a category, Brad.

Do you want arithmetic, grammar, geography, history, civil government, or physiology?

Okay, you want to go with that one? How does the eighth grade exam, 1912, how does the liver compare in size with other glands in the human body? Where is it located and what does it secrete?

It's bigger, bile, it's located in front to the like lower. Because when you get with alcoholics, when they get a bad liver, that's when they get the big fat belly. And it's huge. Am I right?

a clue but we'll say yes there are no answers. I don't have any answers here.

Brad (01:56:24.302)
You didn't have the answer?

Keith (01:56:29.518)
just wing it man. Alright Rebecca you want arithmetic, grammar, geography, physiology, civil government or history? History, 1912, eighth grade, United States here. Who first discovered the following places? Florida. Boobs. The Pacific Ocean. Look it up. on, look up these answers Brad and let's see if I can get it.

history.

Rebecca (01:56:48.718)
us.

Rebecca (01:56:52.875)
Brad (01:56:57.592)
Looking at the liver.

was going to say Vikings and then Vikings.

Not everything was discovered by your precious Vikings, okay? Mississippi River? St. Lawrence River. Okay. I got a couple of guesses, but if Brad's not gonna look them up. So Google this. Who discovered Florida? I think it was DeSoto.

Viking.

Vikings.

Brad (01:57:12.664)
there in Minnesota.

Brad (01:57:17.646)
So what was the question? Hold on, what was the question?

Brad (01:57:24.142)
That was America Vespucci who discovered Florida. Wasn't it America Vespucci? I don't know who, wait a minute, who, and what did Rebecca say?

door.

Rebecca (01:57:37.944)
Florida man. No, Vikings. Yeah.

And I have to give it to Rebecca. It was one Ponce de Leon.

What's the answer?

Keith (01:57:45.644)
Alright, Lady Cougar wins. Okay, look up who discovered the Pacific Ocean. That was Pizarro. I know it wasn't, but that's the only name I can think of right now. yeah, the Pacific Ocean. Lewis and Clark.

A miracle of a spooky.

Brad (01:57:58.104)
Pizzara

That was Vasco Nunez de Balboa.

That was right there, man. Mississippi River, the Viking.

That was Mr Mississippi. discovered it?

After Mississippi.

Keith (01:58:22.412)
Yeah, I didn't know someone who'd you say? I don't.

Who'd you say?

I've heard this name. think somebody just said this name a little while ago. Yes, Hernando de Soto.

Christopher Columbus, Lesotho. And the St. Lawrence River, Vikings. St. Lawrence discovered the St. Lawrence River.

Who discovered St. Larr is a a Lauren.

Keith (01:58:46.183)
Hold on, I'll know it when you tell me.

He also created the watch.

Casio.

Thank you.

Bob Timex Jacques Cartier

Keith (01:59:01.086)
wow. No, I wouldn't have known that. Very good. All right. At real Brad stags on X. Don't forget he hangs out here every Friday at 3 PM Eastern. He hangs out here every Saturday morning at 10 AM Eastern. I can't say you hang out here. Is your Daily Mojo on X as well or no?

Yes, yeah, it's on X2.

Every weekday, yeah. that's at AM Eastern. Yes, Monday through Friday. mean, honestly.

You

what time that is in Norway. Do you guys have time in Norway?

Keith (01:59:38.862)
Do you have time?

Yeah, okay. We are about seven hours ahead of

No, no, you're not. Yeah. Are you really? What time is it right now there?

Right now it's one minute to 11 p.m. Yep

seven hours ahead of Dallas. Now, Rebecca, at our Mr. Reagan, you are, what do you do on here?

Brad (02:00:00.046)
you

Yes.

Rebecca (02:00:04.75)
I tweet a lot. do occasionally put out videos and I am thinking about coming and hanging out here as well on regular basis on X.

Is there a scheduled time right now, or is it just whatever you feel like it?

that I'd recommend. it's whatever I feel like. But maybe I'll get my stuff in order if.

And Eon Musk follows you, you say.

He does. Yeah, I do have a direct line, Keith, but I don't use it. He's a very polite man, but I appreciate this.

Brad (02:00:38.446)
Remember to bring up the midget controversy.

I fix that. I will do that. I will not direct message him about that, but I will bring out up the midget.

Get away

When I I tweet out later this weekend my my concerns about the algorithm and some some things that are needed on X and I and I go ahead and copy and paste that tweet link and I send it to you're gonna forward it to him, right?

Of course I am because I've been complaining about the algorithms as well and last time I he did actually comment on it. So I think that does bother him as well.

Keith (02:01:11.442)
okay. See, I don't offer what Elon is into, so he's not gonna listen to me.

You mean uteruses?

I can't have his baby, so he's probably not concerned about what I have to I think that changed on January 20th, Brad. I you know.

can get pregnant shut up.

my god

Rebecca (02:01:31.598)
Well over there, not over here.

okay. So Brad Staggs and Rebecca, Mr. Reagan, thank you for joining me here today on the Friday live stream. Brad, I'm dragging your ass back in here next week, of course, whatever day that is for the, we're doing the Barfleet episode where we just sit around and talk about conspiracy theories and we're going to bring in Kelly Smith because she's got a long list of things she wants to go over. And then Brad, I'm sorry to tell you, but you're invited to come back here for the

and flogging me.

Keith (02:02:03.535)
live stream as well. anyway.

It gets me out on parole. That's all.

about. It's it. mean, you're this is helping with your community service hours. that right? Awesome. Thanks so much, everybody. I appreciate you joining us here. Thank you so much. Have a great weekend and be safe and we'll see you. See you real soon. Bye.

Yes.