YOU ARE NOT BO: The Most Unreal Sports Rant Yet
NFL Draft chaos, Luka’s cardio, Banana Ball rules, and beers were had — this (caffeinated) sports podcast goes off the rails.
Trey Ballard and Wesley are back (caffeinated, mildly buzzed, and fully unfiltered) for another legendary hang that swerves from serious sports analysis to pure sideline comedy. Whether it’s breaking down the Luka-LeBron moment, torching Rob Pelinka’s decision-making, or debating whether A-Rod was worth even one ring, this episode is a high-octane blend of stats, smack talk, and barstool-level realness.
Trey Ballard and Wesley are back (caffeinated, mildly buzzed, and fully unfiltered) for another legendary hang that swerves from serious sports analysis to pure sideline comedy. Whether it’s breaking down the Luka-LeBron moment, torching Rob Pelinka’s decision-making, or debating whether A-Rod was worth even one ring, this episode is a high-octane blend of stats, smack talk, and barstool-level realness.
The takes come fast, the jokes come faster, and somehow it all connects — from ownership dynamics and playoff predictions to why Banana Ball might be the future of baseball. There's no agenda, just real fan energy: yelling about big contracts, reminiscing over 90s sports icons, mocking weird mascots, and, yes, drinking beer while explaining why Bo Jackson is the only person allowed to attempt that throw to third.
By the time you get through coaching philosophies, tragic sports incidents, and the absurd joy of seeing an umpire do a front flip, you'll feel like you just spent an hour on the couch with two friends who love this game way too much. And you won’t want it any other way.
Chapters:
Chapters:
00:00 Introduction and Personal Updates
02:00 NFL Draft Insights and Player Expectations
05:00 NBA Playoffs and Team Performances
08:08 Luka Doncic and Team Dynamics
12:09 Ownership and Management in Sports
15:47 Upcoming NBA Games and Predictions
20:33 Postseason Predictions and Team Dynamics
23:05 Hockey Talk: Stars and Kings Rivalry
26:30 Baseball Season Insights and Team Performances
31:33 Ranting About the Mets and MLB Standings
33:14 Mascots and Player Performances in Baseball
40:32 The Decline of A-Rod's Performance
43:06 The Rise of the Texas Tailgaters
46:35 Innovative Rules of Banana Ball
49:34 Fan Engagement in Baseball
52:50 The Savannah Bananas Phenomenon
53:39 Reflections on Baseball Culture
01:00:00 Closing Thoughts and Future Plans
02:00 NFL Draft Insights and Player Expectations
05:00 NBA Playoffs and Team Performances
08:08 Luka Doncic and Team Dynamics
12:09 Ownership and Management in Sports
15:47 Upcoming NBA Games and Predictions
20:33 Postseason Predictions and Team Dynamics
23:05 Hockey Talk: Stars and Kings Rivalry
26:30 Baseball Season Insights and Team Performances
31:33 Ranting About the Mets and MLB Standings
33:14 Mascots and Player Performances in Baseball
40:32 The Decline of A-Rod's Performance
43:06 The Rise of the Texas Tailgaters
46:35 Innovative Rules of Banana Ball
49:34 Fan Engagement in Baseball
52:50 The Savannah Bananas Phenomenon
53:39 Reflections on Baseball Culture
01:00:00 Closing Thoughts and Future Plans
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📤 Send this to your homie who still thinks A-Rod was underrated.
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Creators and Guests
Producer
Wesley Castelhano
Dallas’s own Second Floor Studios. Authentic sound, creative vibes, and zero pretension. Podcast production that actually gets you. Est. 2024.